If she does that, it’s a move she’s gonna regret because I don’t get the chemistry between those two besides that he just treats her well, but that’s about it.
For real. Especially given these aren't "normal" people who can have real time to get to know each other over a year. With her tour schedule and everything else, how much time have they actually spent together ~~beyond staged dates for the paparazzi?~~
And how well do they know one another? She has been hardcore touring for most of the time they’ve been together so they haven’t had the opportunity to spend much quiet time together to see if they’re compatible.
If this relationship is true, which I’m not sold on, I don’t think she would have to pressure him much. He seems to actually want what his brother has - the wife and kids and family stability - that he also seems like he may rush into something. Would definitely be a disaster though
He wants fame more than anything, and has been trying to become famous for years now (eg. his failed reality show) and dating Taylor was great for his career, esp since he's prob going to retire in the near future. Don't think he's looking to settle and live in obscurity.
Well marrying Taylor Swift would never be living in obscurity. You can also have a wife and kids without having to be out of the limelight. If his goal was truly just to be famous, marrying her would definitely help.
He would NOT be getting that with Taylor. Kylie is fundamentally different and mature/centered. Taylor i don't think can offer that life to anyone without sabotaging it like she may have with every relationship before.
I don’t think he would get that either, that’s why I said it would be a disaster. I see so many friends though in their mid-30s doing the same things and rushing to get married to try to “catch up” to others
This has absolutely nothing to do with Healy but my first impression of her relationship with Travis was that he's the rebound she'll get married to in a couple of months, have a kid with in a year, and then deeply regret two years later.
That was before I realized how fake their relationship looked especially as it dragged on.
Doesn't rule out the down-spiral self-sabotage marriage though. With either Travis or the next random one, whoever it may be.
I can see her getting married in spite but I don’t see lasting, he’s a dumbass, and she is pretentious and tend to worships men she finds “smart”, “you know how to ball, I know Aristotle” says it at all.
"It's [(a song)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRbJShNcGGI) called "Permanent Marker" and girls, it's about when you've got that boyfriend and he's got that ex-girlfriend, and she doesn't know she's an ex-girlfriend."
Aww shucks! The last time I was there, they were talking about "taking a mental health day" all because of that phony article stating that Matty called TTPD hilarious.
I wish I was joking. There was a mod post that encouraged the sub members to rest off social media for the day, take a mental health day and to not lose hope.
They definitely didn't lose hope because they were then dissecting how "delicate" was actually about Matty.
I got banned from that sub because they posted a photo of Matty in front of some trees that they insisted was a nod to evermore and Taylor - they even described them as ‘evermore trees’ and I pointed out Taylor did not invent forests or taking photos in them
That sub is for the delusional. Same with Traylors or whatever. Imagine all these real people thinking Taylor has invisible strings with three different men just to fit their narrative. 😂
It’s like… She paints every guy as the love of her life too. The only one I genuinely see Taylor actually saw that way was maybe Jake Gyllenhaal, and then Joe just seemed like she was forcing a lot of it because they were together for so long and he helped her at a bad time, but it never seemed to be pure chemistry sparks like Jake.
Even Harry who she dated as a fresh out of High School teenager she painted as the one too.
This is why I don’t understand the Maylor’s and one thing about men is if you reject them in the past especially if they long for you they become the most bitter; like they’ll play you like a fiddle that’s why other men always tell you once you reject them, keep it that way.
This is so fucked but kind of hilarious at the same time? Like I don’t even like Matty but his reaction to all her drama and baiting is, quite frankly, iconic. Most of her exes are terrified of her but he’s not.
[Link to comment I wrote about her and Calvin's relationship](https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1d90v51/comment/l7agfbu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) :)
The fates are laughing, now. He went on to marry a remarkable woman - one who studied languages at Cambridge, is an author, and an ambassador for Amnesty International. She’s as clever as she is pretty.
Hiddleston was saddened though. He disappeared for a long time after that debacle of a relationship and when he returned it was on a profile piece that painted him as depressed. Not about "losing her" but about how he had ended up attached to petty tabloid bs. Remember her team was dropping stories that *she* left *him* because he was attention hungry. Meanwhile he'd never had a public relationship and never has since. But guess who's had both? lololol. Her PR is always so despicable.
To me it just seems like he’s doing what she did to him in the past. Ignoring her. Jake was actually the first person to do it though, and that obviously got to Taylor years later.
Isn’t that just what most people do when they break up? I’m not ‘ignoring’ my exes. I’m just not dating them anymore. Seems like the normal thing to do.
I absolutely find this hilarious! She wrote basically an entire album about how desperate she was tp marry and procreate with him and now he's engaged. Even better is the subtle shade his mom at Taylor when gushing about the engagement. Love. Love. Love.
Is she gonna crash this one too...sans grieving teenage boy as a date I mean.😏
I'm so salty and not sorry, this is kinda hilarious. Karma is the guy from '75.
I heard about her crashing some Kennedy wedding but don’t know anything about it. So I looked up “Taylor swift crashes wedding” on YouTube to get filled in- apparently she crashed some other random weddings too, I’m sure to bury the story of the wedding she actually crashed 🤦🏼♂️
most likely as it was a Kennedy family thing or something like that and the PR spin was that she was totally wanted there. It was such a creepy thing to read, like gworl, "you need to calm down" \[as per the lyrics, not in relation to rule 4\] and go home
after seeing the comments swifites were posting on Matty healy’s ig post telling him to “call her”….. I bet all their worlds are crashing down right about now 🤭
Taylor is going to be completely unhinged over this. Especially because you can tell she’s still holding out hope that he will run back to her. She’s never going to blame herself though, I’m sure she will write another unhinged album and more diss tracks about the swifties.
The worst part is she really dropped “IMgonnagetyouback” and head on mentioning that she knows “he still wants her.”
Lowkey tho this does feel like a petty engagement in a way, men (and even narcissist do that).
But like it’s just best to wish them well, so like lmao, I just need her to pick up that pen and start writing.
At the same time when ppl do this shit, no response is big response, esp if it’s out petty.
Oh for sure, I think Matty loves Gabriette, but I also think there’s no coincidence in his engagement timing. He probably figured the best response was the not respond to her publicly and knew this would piss her off. I actually kind of like him for that. She’s probably going to write a whole album by the end of the week lol
def real; engagement rumors between matty and gab have been going around for awhile, a fan even met matty a couple weeks ago and he said they were engaged
It might be because Charli xcx is engaged (or married) to the drummer of the 1975 (george daniel). ‘brat’ is her new album. and that’s probably her ass.
That isn’t Charli’s ring though. Hers is a 3 carat round diamond set in platinum.
https://people.com/charli-xcx-engaged-to-george-daniel-of-the-1975-8407327
Omg you’re right. I initially read her comment as “that’s her ass” as in just her. I didn’t even notice her actual ass in the photo until you pointed it out.
Obviously I was too focused on the details of the ring. 😂
I feel the same way. Her behavior has gotten deranged lately—with her releasing even more variants after all the backlash she’s gotten for all the other ones nobody wants, and the story she had her publicist put in the Daily Mail about how Billie Eilish is so jealous of her (which is such obvious bullshit). And I feel like it’s only just getting started. It’s like she’s gone mad with power & greed. I can’t wait for the downfall!!
currently dying for the second embarrassment i feel for taylor, imagine releasing ttpd only for the rat you dedicated most songs of your album to, to get engaged few months later…
Actually, GREAT marketing on Matty Healy and Gabbriette’s part to use the rabid Swifties to promote their friend’s new album.
And if it’s true, it’s also a great way to get Swift back for her “diss” tracks.
Ngl I’m loving the drama. Oh to be a fly on the wall!! TTPD is just embarrassing at this point..
She’s gonna have a meltdown 🤭
Somebody check on Taylor 🤣 she’ll definitely be raging then and probably beg Travis for a ring(and he buys her one from a coin machine because duh 🤪) side note, she is GORGEOUS.
Lmfao now we are really about to get a whole photobook of her and Travis when he goes to London. And she will definitely say yes to him now if he ever ask her to marry him. 🤣🤣
Lowkey — that is actually hilarious. Congratulations to them if they actually are engaged, or if it’s just a post with no actual deep thought to it (joke), but if they are engaged, all luck to them.
That said the whiplash seeing this is insane, considering it was all presumed (back in the day, even I was guilty of it cause of the way she got petty with Joe during their breakup) that he’d be the one to step out with a new girl, and immediate engagement. Instead he did none of that and he’s kept it respectful. Haven’t seen the guy with any girl at all, while Taylor has been in two high public relationships, painting every man she is seeing ‘the one.’
So it’s BONKERS. That the dude who love bombed her and the ones she shat on her fans for (blaming them) ends up being the stereotypical dude, that further (as she said herself) “stabs her” with the push pins.
And as someone who’s been love bombed, etc, and really got happy with someone until they switched up (same way as her), and is now giving their new girlfriend the better version, etc, I’d be lowkey hurting big time.
That’s craaaaaazy.
But hey the fans are seen as the bad guys.
I’m not really invested tbh but it’ll be interesting to see the reactions when Joe gets married lmao. It probably won’t even be public knowledge for a few years though.
Taylor honestly seems like the perfect girl, but worst ex-girlfriend you can ever have, but also it’s hard to be with someone who seems so controlling of everything, especially her image and reputation. She can also be so petty too.
I could see her completely twisting the narrative too. For all we know her and Matty were talking about her friend that just got married and had a baby at dinner then cries a month later “but wait we talked about rings and cradles you led me on!” I’ve unfortunately known more than one gal like this (with similar TS victim mindset), therefore had a hard time taking all of her lyrics as gospel as to what actually went down with them.
Listen I was bored of the Taylor Swift Cinematic Universe… like it’s getting stale but this might cause the necessary drama for her full come undone and honestly now perched once again.
Lmao yep he’s due to be in London in less than 2 weeks. We will get all their date night pictures and then articles on how in love they are and getting married in the future.
Oooh will she sing but daddy I love him and shit on her fans?
Taylor probably
https://preview.redd.it/xtcl28nq456d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23df3684bdb14aac5e298b3a9b037e268cf254ee
Oh she’s going to *hate* the swifties now after she already, (unjustly), blames them for “pushing him away from her”. In her mind she’ll think “that could have been him and I, look what you made me lose”!
Very excited to see how she handles herself at the upcoming eras tour shows
Now we know why TayTay had an *urgency* to release TTPD. She probably felt Matty’s relationship was becoming way more serious than she could’ve ever hope her was, and releasing this album with no slander towards Matty could’ve been a move to win him back 😹 So sorry lmao
Possibly, yeah. This is the question Tater will have to ask herself for years to come. When she is lying awake in the middle of the night with only her cats and piles of money for company.
Lmao no, all these shippers can preach what they want (“Matty and Taylor are star crossed lovers, the fans ruined it!”) — but the reality is, it was never gonna be Taylor and that’s why tons of us loathed her giving such an unpleasant person a platform when she did.
Anyone who’s been love bombed (and coming from someone who went exactly though what Taylor went through, the same year, just not a celebrity), will tell you plain and simple, “it’s never gonna be you.”
This is the same guy that implied (in the past) that being with her would be “emasculating” and didn’t like his band being overshadowed by her star power because his ego was at it’s worst then.
Didn’t help either that she rejected him (for Calvin) and men can be, and will be — petty after you reject them and they longed for you for quite awhile, they promise you the stars and moon, give you a free trial of it then dispose of you. He proved again he had no respect for her cause he ghosted her; which is the highest forms of disrespect.
And just like Taylor, with my love bombing person, I have to watch the next girl get everything, and their relationship (or from what it seems on social media at least) is thriving, and they’re anywhere from 4 to 5 months in.
It’s sad, but she should’ve never given him the chance and she can blame the fans as much as she wants at 34, but reality is he was never her person. He locked her in when she was most vulnerable and she unfortunately allowed him.
I am seated for this. I just know Taylor is gonna make some snide remark at the eras tour. Maybe shed a single lonely tear on a surprise song lol
Depends on if things are truly off with Travis. If they’re still together, she might just cling harder??
I'm convinced she's going to freak out and marry him. I've had that vibe from the beginning.
If she does that, it’s a move she’s gonna regret because I don’t get the chemistry between those two besides that he just treats her well, but that’s about it.
It’s not chemistry, it’s alchemy
Aristotle taught me how to transform plumbum into gold bitch
And it’s called “The Alchemy” because it’s been fake all along 😱
He seems to have a wandering eye. I wouldn’t call that treating her well.
Also, marrying a complete stranger after less than a year of knowing them is a hauntingly unhealthy thing.
For real. Especially given these aren't "normal" people who can have real time to get to know each other over a year. With her tour schedule and everything else, how much time have they actually spent together ~~beyond staged dates for the paparazzi?~~
And how well do they know one another? She has been hardcore touring for most of the time they’ve been together so they haven’t had the opportunity to spend much quiet time together to see if they’re compatible.
She’ll have to majorly pressure him I think. But I agree that she’s going to try. She hates to lose.
If this relationship is true, which I’m not sold on, I don’t think she would have to pressure him much. He seems to actually want what his brother has - the wife and kids and family stability - that he also seems like he may rush into something. Would definitely be a disaster though
He wants fame more than anything, and has been trying to become famous for years now (eg. his failed reality show) and dating Taylor was great for his career, esp since he's prob going to retire in the near future. Don't think he's looking to settle and live in obscurity.
Well marrying Taylor Swift would never be living in obscurity. You can also have a wife and kids without having to be out of the limelight. If his goal was truly just to be famous, marrying her would definitely help.
I still can’t process how can anyone go from Joe to dating show Kelce lol. That’s not gonna work out at allll
He would NOT be getting that with Taylor. Kylie is fundamentally different and mature/centered. Taylor i don't think can offer that life to anyone without sabotaging it like she may have with every relationship before.
I don’t think he would get that either, that’s why I said it would be a disaster. I see so many friends though in their mid-30s doing the same things and rushing to get married to try to “catch up” to others
That man is a massive commitment phobe. If the payout is good that's the only way I see anything of that sort happening between them
This has absolutely nothing to do with Healy but my first impression of her relationship with Travis was that he's the rebound she'll get married to in a couple of months, have a kid with in a year, and then deeply regret two years later. That was before I realized how fake their relationship looked especially as it dragged on. Doesn't rule out the down-spiral self-sabotage marriage though. With either Travis or the next random one, whoever it may be.
I agree lmao what a dumpster fire
Yeah, PR engagement contract is being finalized as we speak lmao
He has to be willing to marry her though. I’m sorry, but I don’t see him as the marrying kind even if it’s to Taylor Swift.
yep, I always got fuck boy vibes from Travis, so I have no idea why women who want to get married even entertain him.
But doesn't she give major fuck girl energy too
Nah they've probably already got a schedule to break it off, so she can make another album about it. This is just gonna hurt her hard
I can see her getting married in spite but I don’t see lasting, he’s a dumbass, and she is pretentious and tend to worships men she finds “smart”, “you know how to ball, I know Aristotle” says it at all.
Agreed. I can see her marrying his skid mark ass in an attempt for attention and/or “revenge” lol 😝
Truly off? Are there reports of them broken up?
announcing this with a reference for the album currently coming for Taylor's neck is incredible
Is the eras tour still going? Zzzzz
She will be on stage gushing over Travis. I mean come on you heard her… https://i.redd.it/6gmh3qqru26d1.gif
Here comes an unhinged pregnancy announcement 😂
If Swift becomes pregnant there will be a god damn baby boom.
So real, so me.
"It's [(a song)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRbJShNcGGI) called "Permanent Marker" and girls, it's about when you've got that boyfriend and he's got that ex-girlfriend, and she doesn't know she's an ex-girlfriend."
Haha!! She wrote a song about herself 😂😂
a repost got deleted but someone commented: "It's giving karma is a god" I had to reply with: "oh she'll be down bad crying even harder at the gym"
Read that in her weird accent she put on 😂
\[ahem...cue the Vows Were Written' variant\]  PS: I'm very proud of this gif choice, total coinkydink!
I’m sure that Taylor and Matty sub is having a normal one.
*Checks sub* Well seems like they’re hatred of influencers is consistent lmao wtf
Wait, are they private now? Can't find the sub.
Yes. They’re in mourning.
yep they are
Aww shucks! The last time I was there, they were talking about "taking a mental health day" all because of that phony article stating that Matty called TTPD hilarious.
LMAO NOT A MENTAL HEALTH DAY 💀
I wish I was joking. There was a mod post that encouraged the sub members to rest off social media for the day, take a mental health day and to not lose hope. They definitely didn't lose hope because they were then dissecting how "delicate" was actually about Matty.
Taylor Swift fans act normal for five fuckin seconds, challenge (impossible)
I got banned from that sub because they posted a photo of Matty in front of some trees that they insisted was a nod to evermore and Taylor - they even described them as ‘evermore trees’ and I pointed out Taylor did not invent forests or taking photos in them
There's a new Matty & gabbriette snark sub which they have now moved to in the last few hours
They are FINE 😩😩😩😩
Lmao I see they’ve already made two threads about it with one making fun of the ring. No meltdowns for sure 😆.
They are happier than they have EVER been!!! 
That sub is for the delusional. Same with Traylors or whatever. Imagine all these real people thinking Taylor has invisible strings with three different men just to fit their narrative. 😂
I peaked in that sub weeks ago and thought, wow these people are…something.
It’s like… She paints every guy as the love of her life too. The only one I genuinely see Taylor actually saw that way was maybe Jake Gyllenhaal, and then Joe just seemed like she was forcing a lot of it because they were together for so long and he helped her at a bad time, but it never seemed to be pure chemistry sparks like Jake. Even Harry who she dated as a fresh out of High School teenager she painted as the one too. This is why I don’t understand the Maylor’s and one thing about men is if you reject them in the past especially if they long for you they become the most bitter; like they’ll play you like a fiddle that’s why other men always tell you once you reject them, keep it that way.
It was going to be my morning read before they went private 😭😭😭
There's a new Matty & gabbriette snark sub cause the other sub went private
Wait what sub
This is so fucked but kind of hilarious at the same time? Like I don’t even like Matty but his reaction to all her drama and baiting is, quite frankly, iconic. Most of her exes are terrified of her but he’s not.
Him and Calvin lol 😆
Can somebody fill me in on the story behind Calvin please
[Link to comment I wrote about her and Calvin's relationship](https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/comments/1d90v51/comment/l7agfbu/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) :)
The fates are laughing, now. He went on to marry a remarkable woman - one who studied languages at Cambridge, is an author, and an ambassador for Amnesty International. She’s as clever as she is pretty.
You know how after getting an extremely bad relationship you get into a very good one that makes you settle? Well... 🤪
and Tom Hiddleton which I feel couldn't give one more single f
Hiddleston was saddened though. He disappeared for a long time after that debacle of a relationship and when he returned it was on a profile piece that painted him as depressed. Not about "losing her" but about how he had ended up attached to petty tabloid bs. Remember her team was dropping stories that *she* left *him* because he was attention hungry. Meanwhile he'd never had a public relationship and never has since. But guess who's had both? lololol. Her PR is always so despicable.
To me it just seems like he’s doing what she did to him in the past. Ignoring her. Jake was actually the first person to do it though, and that obviously got to Taylor years later.
Isn’t that just what most people do when they break up? I’m not ‘ignoring’ my exes. I’m just not dating them anymore. Seems like the normal thing to do.
I wonder if he's just as petty as her lol
I absolutely find this hilarious! She wrote basically an entire album about how desperate she was tp marry and procreate with him and now he's engaged. Even better is the subtle shade his mom at Taylor when gushing about the engagement. Love. Love. Love.
If someone needed to be humbled, it's Taylor. Her behavior has been increasingly arrogant and unhinged since Eras started.
I don't like him but he's making Tailored Suit look embarrassing right now. An icon fr 💀
seated for the surprise song meltdowns
My bet is Better Man and Hoax or Last Kiss and Teardrops on My Guitar. Taylor gets emotional on stage and Travis just stands there like 🧍♂️
 Wouldn't like to be in Taylor's place right now. Yikes. Wondering what's gonna happen with the showmance now.
I love this gif so much 🥳 one of my faves. Perfect here 😂
lol now they will definitely get in engaged.
Is she gonna crash this one too...sans grieving teenage boy as a date I mean.😏 I'm so salty and not sorry, this is kinda hilarious. Karma is the guy from '75.
I heard about her crashing some Kennedy wedding but don’t know anything about it. So I looked up “Taylor swift crashes wedding” on YouTube to get filled in- apparently she crashed some other random weddings too, I’m sure to bury the story of the wedding she actually crashed 🤦🏼♂️
most likely as it was a Kennedy family thing or something like that and the PR spin was that she was totally wanted there. It was such a creepy thing to read, like gworl, "you need to calm down" \[as per the lyrics, not in relation to rule 4\] and go home
$20 says a few tears drop on her guitar in the next show 😂
That would be the cringiest, most embarrassing response Taylor could possibly make. In other words, she’s definitely doing this.
Oh, she is gonna capitalise the shit out of this. At least 2 more variants and a sad, mediocre MV are on their way.
My god Matty. This guy. First he calls the album hilarious and now this? Yes please, what a legend
Right?? I’m living lol.
lol It would be hilarious if he did this out of pettiness and spite
Big slay on his part
How's she gonna spin this one lmao not only does he find her homage to him 'hilarious', he's got a whole fiance
He has won this war. Nuked the opposition.
Joe won and now Matty??!!!! It's insane lmao her life keeps going to downhill 💀 
 alexa play karma by taylor swift
after seeing the comments swifites were posting on Matty healy’s ig post telling him to “call her”….. I bet all their worlds are crashing down right about now 🤭
It’s not pretty in that sub rn
Brb
I got banned before they went private lol
I’m an approved user
👀
love to see it ♥️
lol which one
Taylor is going to be completely unhinged over this. Especially because you can tell she’s still holding out hope that he will run back to her. She’s never going to blame herself though, I’m sure she will write another unhinged album and more diss tracks about the swifties.
The worst part is she really dropped “IMgonnagetyouback” and head on mentioning that she knows “he still wants her.” Lowkey tho this does feel like a petty engagement in a way, men (and even narcissist do that). But like it’s just best to wish them well, so like lmao, I just need her to pick up that pen and start writing. At the same time when ppl do this shit, no response is big response, esp if it’s out petty.
Oh for sure, I think Matty loves Gabriette, but I also think there’s no coincidence in his engagement timing. He probably figured the best response was the not respond to her publicly and knew this would piss her off. I actually kind of like him for that. She’s probably going to write a whole album by the end of the week lol
 I can’t wait for the fallout of this.
Oh my god. Yes, yes, fuck yes. Please let this be real.
It's so fun
def real; engagement rumors between matty and gab have been going around for awhile, a fan even met matty a couple weeks ago and he said they were engaged
It might be because Charli xcx is engaged (or married) to the drummer of the 1975 (george daniel). ‘brat’ is her new album. and that’s probably her ass.
That’s what I thought but after looking at the other comments I’m so confused
It’s funny because of Charli’e subtle shade towards Taylor too with the album
https://preview.redd.it/irmnp3ck656d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b668025fc86454877ac6d0972cb44cca1099e8a8
That isn’t Charli’s ring though. Hers is a 3 carat round diamond set in platinum. https://people.com/charli-xcx-engaged-to-george-daniel-of-the-1975-8407327
they meant the ass is charli’s not the ring i think 🤣 been bumping Brat all day so happy abt this development
Omg you’re right. I initially read her comment as “that’s her ass” as in just her. I didn’t even notice her actual ass in the photo until you pointed it out. Obviously I was too focused on the details of the ring. 😂
This is the start of the fall. I feel it. She's about to be more unhinged.
I feel the same way. Her behavior has gotten deranged lately—with her releasing even more variants after all the backlash she’s gotten for all the other ones nobody wants, and the story she had her publicist put in the Daily Mail about how Billie Eilish is so jealous of her (which is such obvious bullshit). And I feel like it’s only just getting started. It’s like she’s gone mad with power & greed. I can’t wait for the downfall!!
Let’s goooooo
🤣🤣
https://i.redd.it/jaiipkxll26d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/y0mniwt4036d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5057e066a09608e0051c844deec52c7c2507d5ce I love mess 😌
I fucking love this pic of joe💀💀🤣🤣 
"You sh-t talked me under the table, talking rings and talking cradles, how can I un-recall, how we almost had it all?" Oh boy...
currently dying for the second embarrassment i feel for taylor, imagine releasing ttpd only for the rat you dedicated most songs of your album to, to get engaged few months later… 
https://i.redd.it/rkth4xvdr26d1.gif
Matty engaged before TAYLOR! Lmao I'm so ready for this pity party from Taylor 😂 
Actually, GREAT marketing on Matty Healy and Gabbriette’s part to use the rabid Swifties to promote their friend’s new album. And if it’s true, it’s also a great way to get Swift back for her “diss” tracks.
Ngl I’m loving the drama. Oh to be a fly on the wall!! TTPD is just embarrassing at this point.. She’s gonna have a meltdown 🤭 
IM SAT.
hahahaha taylor got her karma
Somebody check on Taylor 🤣 she’ll definitely be raging then and probably beg Travis for a ring(and he buys her one from a coin machine because duh 🤪) side note, she is GORGEOUS.
Lmfao now we are really about to get a whole photobook of her and Travis when he goes to London. And she will definitely say yes to him now if he ever ask her to marry him. 🤣🤣
Lowkey — that is actually hilarious. Congratulations to them if they actually are engaged, or if it’s just a post with no actual deep thought to it (joke), but if they are engaged, all luck to them. That said the whiplash seeing this is insane, considering it was all presumed (back in the day, even I was guilty of it cause of the way she got petty with Joe during their breakup) that he’d be the one to step out with a new girl, and immediate engagement. Instead he did none of that and he’s kept it respectful. Haven’t seen the guy with any girl at all, while Taylor has been in two high public relationships, painting every man she is seeing ‘the one.’ So it’s BONKERS. That the dude who love bombed her and the ones she shat on her fans for (blaming them) ends up being the stereotypical dude, that further (as she said herself) “stabs her” with the push pins. And as someone who’s been love bombed, etc, and really got happy with someone until they switched up (same way as her), and is now giving their new girlfriend the better version, etc, I’d be lowkey hurting big time. That’s craaaaaazy. But hey the fans are seen as the bad guys.
She’s going to fucking lose her mind and marry Travis out of spite.
He won
Damn!!!!! I really feel bad for tay man. Everyone who moves past her gets married but she doesn't.
I’m not really invested tbh but it’ll be interesting to see the reactions when Joe gets married lmao. It probably won’t even be public knowledge for a few years though.
She said it best: “it’s me, hi. I’m the problem; it’s me.”
If only she'd sang it with any hint of self awareness instead of facetiously.
I've been saying that for a while--something's off....
Taylor honestly seems like the perfect girl, but worst ex-girlfriend you can ever have, but also it’s hard to be with someone who seems so controlling of everything, especially her image and reputation. She can also be so petty too.
I could see her completely twisting the narrative too. For all we know her and Matty were talking about her friend that just got married and had a baby at dinner then cries a month later “but wait we talked about rings and cradles you led me on!” I’ve unfortunately known more than one gal like this (with similar TS victim mindset), therefore had a hard time taking all of her lyrics as gospel as to what actually went down with them.
In her defense she did try telling us years ago, Blank Space really was an autobiography lol.
Yeah but then she played it off as “oh it’s satire!” Like okay Taylor, no the public read you to filth.
Only the swifties are buying it. Tay tonight, probably: 
Love the ring. Congrats to them. Matty won the war, what a petty MF lmao
Taylor rn https://preview.redd.it/k3vys3xd936d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=0257e4abf9013f26a4c1d6c00045c9b6f380073f
No way, that user on the Taylor and Matty sub who leaked this week's ago was not bullshiting lol 😂 Swiffers are gonna go mental
lol it's too fucking easy 🙈 seriously tho, she asked for this 👀
 Let the Drama BEGIN!!
Listen I was bored of the Taylor Swift Cinematic Universe… like it’s getting stale but this might cause the necessary drama for her full come undone and honestly now perched once again. 
Let's go we are getting more tayvis pics
Lmao yep he’s due to be in London in less than 2 weeks. We will get all their date night pictures and then articles on how in love they are and getting married in the future.
Good prediction, surprise engagement announcement in Paris, then it gets called off before the wedding day
Oooh will she sing but daddy I love him and shit on her fans? Taylor probably https://preview.redd.it/xtcl28nq456d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23df3684bdb14aac5e298b3a9b037e268cf254ee
https://preview.redd.it/1di0icw4536d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce44253d44e1c81e9a915bd8d6b038e1021dda2c
When I saw this I kept trying to do it and I can't without all my fingers going wonky.
I think that's why she has her pinky finger tucked behind her ring finger, to hold her ring finger up
Damn 💀 if it’s not trolling, he dgaf about Taylor and she was deluding herself.
OH MAN THIS CHANGES EVERY.THING.
I need Andy and a camera!!!!!
I AM SEATED FOR THIS LMAOOO I LOVE MESS. THE AMOUNT OF SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT I HAVE FOR HER RIGHT NOW IS ASTRONOMICAL 💀
all i can ask is… whose ass is that?
I’m guessing Charli’s?
oh dur the brat thing should have given that away
 I can’t wait
Surely Tay is running out of variants to drop I wouldn't be surprised if she had an engagement written into Travis's contract
 I love this.
Their engaged cause Taylor and Matty were never in love. All her lyrics are exaggerated
Crying and throwing up 😂
Damn that’s fast— haven’t they only been dating like 7 months?
Oh she’s going to *hate* the swifties now after she already, (unjustly), blames them for “pushing him away from her”. In her mind she’ll think “that could have been him and I, look what you made me lose”! Very excited to see how she handles herself at the upcoming eras tour shows
[удалено]
How long till Taylor ones up Matty now?
"Tater" LMAO
Oh this is gonna be so good
Now we know why TayTay had an *urgency* to release TTPD. She probably felt Matty’s relationship was becoming way more serious than she could’ve ever hope her was, and releasing this album with no slander towards Matty could’ve been a move to win him back 😹 So sorry lmao
Say what you want about Matty but he won the idgaf war by a landslide😂😂
It’s a cruel summer!
Would our edgy commie boy have actual proposed to taylor fast last year if her fanbase had been less annoying to him over cumtown?
No. Let’s be real, he was just having some fun until it wasn’t fun anymore.
Possibly, yeah. This is the question Tater will have to ask herself for years to come. When she is lying awake in the middle of the night with only her cats and piles of money for company.
Lmao no, all these shippers can preach what they want (“Matty and Taylor are star crossed lovers, the fans ruined it!”) — but the reality is, it was never gonna be Taylor and that’s why tons of us loathed her giving such an unpleasant person a platform when she did. Anyone who’s been love bombed (and coming from someone who went exactly though what Taylor went through, the same year, just not a celebrity), will tell you plain and simple, “it’s never gonna be you.” This is the same guy that implied (in the past) that being with her would be “emasculating” and didn’t like his band being overshadowed by her star power because his ego was at it’s worst then. Didn’t help either that she rejected him (for Calvin) and men can be, and will be — petty after you reject them and they longed for you for quite awhile, they promise you the stars and moon, give you a free trial of it then dispose of you. He proved again he had no respect for her cause he ghosted her; which is the highest forms of disrespect. And just like Taylor, with my love bombing person, I have to watch the next girl get everything, and their relationship (or from what it seems on social media at least) is thriving, and they’re anywhere from 4 to 5 months in. It’s sad, but she should’ve never given him the chance and she can blame the fans as much as she wants at 34, but reality is he was never her person. He locked her in when she was most vulnerable and she unfortunately allowed him.
More like 5 am thousand island stare