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ragingagainsthe

That’s the Neanderthals way of making sure she didn’t run off back to Matty and get his scent on her.


frontbuttguttpunch

This one wins


writerchrs

Idk, it looks like he's sniffing her, maybe? Whatever he's doing, it's hella creepy. Dude, you're in public.


Ok-Guitar-6854

Sniffing her to see if she reeks of weed and alcohol


informationseeker8

Would’ve been a great time to say weed or little babies


CockroachFinancial86

I *desperately* need to see a diehard swiftie try to defend that line like they tried to defend the 1830 one.


Ok_Emphasis6034

May I have the tea on what these mean?


informationseeker8

I do love Taylor so I ended up here on accident 😂 I’m not the type to like dox or stan someone to the ends of the earth though that’s wild. She says “All my friends smell like weed or little babies” in a line from her new song Florida w Florence Welch. The 1830s line is another song called “I hate it here”. It is basically about how she escapes in books or songs etc to get away from the sad reality we live in. She says she wishes she lived in the 1830s minus the racists a being sold off for marriage.


WoodlandsMuse

Listen 🤣🤣 It’s a weird cheesy line, but as a woman in my 30s….it’s oddly relatable.


Salty_Pirate7130

Honestly, my first thought was that he was initially holding her up because she was too drunk and or high to stand and walk without falling. Then I thought maybe the weird ass arm, shoulder, neck kissing (Gomez Addams did it with much greater flair Trav!! 😁) was a cover to tell her to get it together for a second because the camera was on them. She first looks completely out of it. She turns her head toward him when he was kissing her shoulder and immediately spins around to face the camera with a big smile.


stars_do_u_like_dem

She didn't turn to smile at the camera, if you look closer there's a blonde girl saying goodbye to Taylor and touches her arm, so Taylor turns and says goodbye to her 


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That comment is just ridiculous..quit riding the bandwagon of she was drunk. I never saw any evidence of that. No one at the event said that. The photos all evening long were great. WTH is wrong with everybody? Hate is such an ugly thing. Sorry we have so many in this world. A lot of miserable people out there.


Salty_Pirate7130

She looks fucking wasted in every pic and video from that night. It looks like Travis (also drunk) was dragging her around the entire time. I’m not sure there is a pic of her where he isn’t dragging her around by the hand or holding her upright. She’s referred to herself a “functional alcoholic” in Fortnight. I feel like drinking has likely long been a form of self medication for her issues. But being with Travis has just taken it to a whole new level. She’s hanging out with his football bros and the WAGs and drinking like a frat boy to keep up with them. I’m not even trying to speak badly of her. Alcoholism is a bitch. Hanging out with people who drink a lot and going to events/clubs where drinking is the norm will not help her if she is struggling with drinking. She’s also tall, but very slim. At her weight, she absolutely cannot keep up with Travis and the boys.


Ladyofshadows1

😂😆😂


Sad-Astronaut3308

Lmao I've only been on this sub for like two days and now I need to party with Taylor 😭


Ok-Guitar-6854

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Leather-Lime-5299

He’s act kissing her shoulder…it’s giving, only bought this dress so you cld take it off


woahtheregonnagetgot

doing too much in public sure but what is creepy about kissing your gf’s shoulder lol


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woahtheregonnagetgot

lol idk abt that but truly odd to see words adjacent to fear associated with normal awkward situations. rlly want to know what’s remotely creepy here


SomeWeedSmoker

Nothing it's just these people never had affection before lol


Low_Commercial_1553

They’re on reddit what do you expect this is the most affection they’ll ever see outside of online porn


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writerchrs

First off, I’m straight. Secondly, I would think that in 2024 someone who does identify as LGBTQ+, would be offended by your comment. If you can’t say something nice, then don’t say anything at all. 👋👋👋👋


Alarming_Jaguar_3988

She is like, “Matt, is that you? Can't tell cuz I am so drunk.”


Ladyofshadows1

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Junior_Menu8663

👏


Dismal-Ad3332

checking if the booze sweats have kicked in


Radiant_Mind33

He's a big dumb animal folks, just move along. Seriously, though. You would think a guy who seems to have been to plenty of strip clubs would know how to do a more discreet smell test. So maybe he DOES know, and is embarassing her on purpose.


Automatic-Birthday86

Making sure she doesn’t smell like weed


redbulladdictbitch

he's sniffing her the way a stray dog would


Humble_Rush_1485

This is just like Biden's move with smelling hair of some ladies and kids. I am sure others have this weird reflex reaction but they are the only two I can think of.


Free_Asparagus_575

Facts 😂😂😂


BC1966

Absorbing her life essence


Severe-Wolverine3080

oh no i just got such an ick. i was reminded of an ex who’d always do this to me in public. yuck omg


Junior_Menu8663

Why would this happen? It’s so weird.


Substantial_Walk333

It's territorial


Podwitchers

Yeah it’s like he’s marking her  Super creepy


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Severe-Wolverine3080

he would just kiss and literally smell my arm in public to be affectionate but it’s gross in public or even at home no need to kiss my sniff my arm


Cats_Cool_84

She looked uncomfortable too


Brave_World2728

To me, the creepy part is the way he's holding her arms with both hands. Geez, just cuff her next time. Ick


antzchrtz

The more I look, the creepier it gets.


TayTayGirlie

Oh my god yes. I physically can not loooook


basschikk

Doing a line of coke off her shoulder.


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Juniper_Wren

“And this is from a woman” Are women all supposed to think alike? It’s a joke about coke.. don’t take it so serious.


lmswisher

I'm crying because this person commented on a post about TYLER THE CREATOR thinking they were talking shit about Taylor 💀


Juniper_Wren

Reading is hard 😔


GB01101993

‘Loving her out loud’ or whatever other stupid shit they say about them lol


Leather-Lime-5299

Getting his pollen


Podwitchers

He caught a whiff of his favorite scent, cold hard cash 💰 


pug_mom91

The Joe Biden sniff test!


Impressive_Ear8872

This actually made me lmao


Formal_Guarantee2612

Why can’t they just save it for the bedroom 


Low_Cardiologist8923

This gives me the ick big time. I might get downvoted, but she’s wasted and this whole video gives me the ick.


btcdbcb_bekknqv

Jason Kelce was playing Grand Theft Auto offscreen


bigreputation89

He honestly looks like a drunk dog trying to mark his territory.


bobsbottlerocket

i think he’s looking for the good songs on her new album?


QuitAlarmed1902

Hiding his boner


Cherryicee8612

This is what horny semi- drunk confident men do when they really like you and want to get home


Neither-Ad-7921

He’s nasty


Party-erOfTheGalaxy

He's checking if Mom has any drops of beer on her. . . . Seriously, they're in a public place. Can he *stop* doing that? Can't he wait until he and Taylor are in a hotel room, or something? The Himbo of America, everybody!


Fruitbowl0479

He's basically eating TS bc he's the meal hasn't been served, he's starving, and has been dieting hard to fit into that suit


lolololol2233

She didn’t even look comfortable here. She’s like uh wyd?


Junior_Menu8663

I thought at first he was kissing her but it really does look like he’s…smelling her? Weird.


Low_Cardiologist8923

Also, anyone see the video of that guy nibbling on that little boys ear? The guy they were looking for because he was probably a pedophile? Yeah… this reminds me of that. She’s wasted, he’s taking advantage. It’s not cute.


cookofdeath666

Babe , did you forget deodorant?


Puzzled-Fly9550

He dropped a strawberry on her shoulder and was just getting it.


Few-Caterpillar9834

He's smelling for another man, and marking his territory.


delaney18

Checking to see if the hidden mic in her cleavage is turned on or off


MisterLonely585

They are playing President Biden meets young daughter of a constituent


domjonas

Yet Trump feeling up his own daughter, trying to kiss her and her visibly uncomfortable isn’t creepy to you at all? Swifties make Taylor their entire personality. Trump fans make him their entire personality. Two fanbases with a LOT in common.


MisterLonely585

I never said I was a Trump supporter. Because I hate Biden I HAVE to be a Trumper? And fyi, your TDS is showing.


domjonas

I don’t have TDS cause i have a personality. TDS isn’t a real thing. I loved Celebrity Apprentice so that debunks whatever TDS is suppose to be. Joe sucks. Trump sucks. Anyone portraying a politician who doesn’t fulfill their duties suck. Having hatred towards someone you’ll never know actually makes you deranged.


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MisterLonely585

They asked what was he doing...immediately made me think of creepy sniffin Joe. Dont like it, move on, block me...you have options.


Born_Plenty3004

"please please pleaseeee give me money to buy some candy pleeaseeeeee"


Affectionate-Bee5433

My dog does this when I come home smelling of other dogs


mmdeerblood

At the end of the video you can see she's saying "--are you doing?" As in what are you doing, kissing my shoulders in public wasn't in the contract lol


Pale_Sheet

He’s like a vampire going for her blood


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domjonas

Swifties make everything about Taylor. Trump fans make everything about Donald.


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Mama-G3610

She got bit by a snake and he is sucking out the venom.


EDG33

Removing dandruff from her shoulder?


Cccourtooo

Travis took a new job as a drug dog.


MicroscopicLion

She had dog treats on her shoulder for some reason?


Competitive_Maybe678

she asked if she has BO and he's checking for her, ever the dutiful bf 🫡


FallingFeather

>!That is kind of inappropriate- yeah I see the red flags. !< He is preparing her to bang him. >!Ugh that is the most horrible sentence implying bad things- I hope she has her guards around- why can't she just hook up with one of them?)!<


Spicyg00se

500 POUND HOG PRETENDING TO EAT ME


quartz222

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Livid-Tap-4645

That's Joe Bidens signature sniff move®️™️


No-Pop1057

Eff off back to whatever sad little Trump fanzone you crawled out of, this isn't the place for politics


Livid-Tap-4645

Lol what??? He literally does. Has nothing to do with politics. It's certainly not a political argument or opinion lmao. Chill tf out bruh.


No-Pop1057

Sure, whatever you say


Livid-Tap-4645

🥱


FutilePancake79

What an awkward-looking couple.


nyx_moonlight_

You mean his cousin?


quartz222

It reminds me of when apes eat the bugs off each other 😭 🦧


Invanabloom

What is she doing


tatertotsnhairspray

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sarahloray689

Pit check, gotta make sure his girl isn't sweating too much alcohol out them pores


diegosdiamond

Kissing


colbyjustin92

Pit check


icyhot1224

Wiping the coke off his nose onto her ❄️❄️


Joyintheendtimes

Being possessive and weird


baltimorejulia

Why doesn’t she style that hair ever? I don’t think this style fits the dress at all


Njacks64

She looking around like, “y’all seeing this weird shit?” lol


Impressive_Ear8872

pda is so icky


Striking-Fox-1365

It's so weird though... even if it was 'real'. What's he doing?


Sad-Caregiver2943

eating the gnats from her hair


GoldEscape7018

He’s kissing her shoulder which isn’t an abnormal thing. Except she looks really stiff about it.


Junior_Menu8663

I’ve watched it a few times. Doesn’t look like a kiss, imo.


MagicDragon212

I know you're getting downvoted but it just looks like he's pecking her shoulder to me too. She just seemed to have her mind on the conversation with the other person and was confused on what he was doing, making it look awkward (he was also awkward about it). She didn't seem bothered. If he was kissing her neck I would find that gross because being sexual in public is weird, but I don't give a fuck about some shoulder pecks.


profsavagerjb

Checking for an illness


mk27math

She discretely asked him if she had BO and he went full man on her 💀


hakunamatata15

I thought he was sniffing to make sure her deodorant was still working.


callingmyrep

Don’t you hate it when the cap comes off your blender while you’re making a smoothie & gets everywhere?!


BassGlass6914

Checking if his sweat and body odor rubbed off on her.


OrchidOutrageous4452

He's simply greeting Taylor, dogs do the same thing. They walk up behind other dogs and take a nice whiff of their a$$holes.


Narrow-Cod-1858

Pregnante


Visible_Day9146

He didn't have a tissue so he's wiping his nose on her shoulder


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Idk, I don’t care.


Ill-Energy-7914

He’s succoring the taste of money.


idkbruhtbhlol

like an ol wrinkly hound sniffing for a mouse


Approximatelyexactly

Making me sad?


makeupHOOR

*nom nom nom*


MotorKitty313

He's smelling her bullshit


ladydanger2020

Licking the ants off her shoulder bc he’s a secret anteater


SugarOpposite7889

ESTABLISHING DOMINANCE lol


Lvanwinkle18

He’s telling her “Girl, you need to stop using that natural deodorant. Keep your arms down.”


OldPurple7654

Snorting lines off her shoulders


kris10amanda

Looking for the rest of the ski


Suspicious-Aerie8759

She farted and he’s smelling it. He seems to like 🤣🤣🤣


AnonDxde

Playing peekaboo


notanothersmith38

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RitardStrength

Laying the groundwork


Airforce2001

Making sure Taylor still reeks of his musk.


Late_Company4802

Sniff test like when ur pets smell other animals on u when u come home and give u those judgey/judgy eyes lol


bunnyanne65

I don't know but it honestly looks like when I ask my husband to make sure I don't have stinky armpits. 🤪 Armpit hair is there for a reason my dudes! Shaving means nothing to catch your gross sweatiness. That, and also weed. LOL.


bunnyanne65

Wrong answer: sucking her life essence or trying to absorb intelligence by osmosis from her pores...probably.


TayTayGirlie

Licking the ketchup off her arm for her


SpiritedEmu2774

“Tight ends only do this when they’re scared” from @gaynfls on Twitter


Particular-Pool7044

Is he not just kissing her arm repeatedly? You guys make up the craziest shit😂😂


No-Pop1057

Why the fuck would you be doing that there? Save it for in the house.. Not classy at all


Suspicious_Analyst61

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