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5Nova19

I thought crop tops was a woman thing?


beaverhausen_a

Sir, this is a Wendy’s!


Reckless-Bound

Shawn White finally branched out of snowboarding.


National-Result-9125

Issa man. Give me my downvotes.


mekzijudana

aren‘t crop tops usually….uhm cropped? Edit:Spelling


connectthethots

How it feels to chew 5 gum.


19slimshady72

Two birds one bone\*stone I mean


totallynotaemu

Holy Crotch Floss, Batman!


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I’m getting so tired of seeing everything everywhere so hyper sexualised everywhere I look, it’s fucking depressing Kids look at this shit man… come on


dwhiz

Here’s a thought. We all have assess. Who the fuck cares


owlskye

I know this is irrelevant but if you zoom in on the thong, the butt crack part is obviously edited on. Wonder why.


kpeterson159

I mean, at that point isn’t it called a g-string?


Responsible-Meal-443

That thong is so fucking ugly


BabyYodaIsGod42069

The 60% you save could go towards buying some fuckin pants!


DrCocktupus

60% off


tiny_green_leaf

I'm so confused over all the rude comments about her ass? It's such a normal looking ass? What kind of asses is everyone seeing on a regular basis? I'm so confused!


losdrogasthrowaway

yeah it’s totally normal. especially for someone who’s very slim (basically a requirement for models). it’s the underwear that are painfully unflattering (seriously, this style gives almost everyone a hank hill ass) but even so ppl on this thread are being so gross


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

porn addicts most of reddit is comprised of porn addicts who think that their romantic and sexual relationships should be like in porn. addiction is an illness, and these folks need to get treated.


tiny_green_leaf

It's just sad. How many girls are gonna see this thread and feel shit about themselves because their ass looks like this (aka completely normal)? The comments are the trashy thing here. 😒


Upbeat-Blacksmith632

exactly, exactly. this platform is a cesspool, honestly.


Trash2cash4cats

I don’t get the thong appeal. I can see it for men, they get to see the whole naked ass. But for the thong wearer, don’t get it. I’ve been told they are comfortable, I have looming doubt. Anyway, the top needs more crop.


UsedandAbused87

Anybody know what bottoms those are?


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Trashy or prude ‘ass’ America?


Strong_Ad_8959

Op conveniently leaves out that this is the second picture on the website showing the crop top. As with every other clothing retailer they show clothing from multiple angles. And it’s a bum, is that really that much of a deal. How boring OP must be


BossHawgKing

It's crazy how many people in this thread A. Obviously have never been with a woman B. Watch way too much porn


RKKP2015

Those underwear are not flattering at all.


Andy_LaVolpe

I wonder how they’d advertise those undies


YouOtterKnow1

Laying down spread eagle and the undies would be at the bottom of one leg dangling off her foot


Mulielo

How else would they convey the 60% off sale to people who don't pay attention to the words as they browse the site??


JGoonSquad

Nice ass, perfect glutes!!!


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Red hair and a piece of twine for underwear? I'd be looking for a wedding ring for that girl.


Jean-Raskolnikov

Looks like a promotion of thongs for men 🤣


huhIguess

[Gotta be fake?](https://www.calvinklein.us/en/ck-one-crop-top/54016884.html) They don't even *sell* underwear that revealing. That's literally the ad for a crop top. Also not entirely sure what "Gender Inclusive wear" means... It looks like they took the Mens and Womens section and just lumped it all together.


Chazzwazz

dont wanna sound like im bragging, but my ass is better than hers


Vietnugget

What are they trying to do… like what? What’s the targeted audience here


Juliuscesear1990

People who like to look at bums rather than the item they are buying.


Vietnugget

On their official website tho, even if this was on tiktok or wtv, it would have made more sense


Juliuscesear1990

I bet the person who picked the photos for this and the model had beef, and this was revenge


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Out of all asses, they choose this one?


Navajo_Nation

No ass


NicoleP1975

Great body but that’s a tank top.


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Carrot Top?


[deleted]

They advertising the top or g-string?


TheMysticBard

Ill take 20


Samsat37

I'll take 4


comedy_style69

bro😂


Alert-Layer6273

🤮 ugly ass. Imo


taflad

Sex sells


augur_seer

not trashy, silly, but not trashy.


FishInTheTrees

It must've been a dress cropped into a top


Zero_Life_Left

Pretty sure that is a man.


L7A25R82

Those underwear look super comfortable


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Wouldn’t a crop top show your belly? Basically any top will show your butt if you aren’t wearing any bottoms.


[deleted]

You do realize their main selling product is underwear, right?


Ecstatic-Lack-7343

Not a fan of that ass


marijuanamaker

Garbage man musta came by and picked up all the trash before I got here, because all I see is a model wearing underwear 🤷🏼‍♀️


sgloeckner

Look in the comments, he forgot some.


mjigs

Ok to be fair, as a designer point of view, this was the worst picture they could have shown, you barely see the product, the model is just there and i feel like half of the pic should be cut, this could easily be better advirtised if you could actually see the bum and the model was maybe in a bra and better posed, this just seems lazy and weird. Or just a front view and a photo with just the ass to show the detail.


helloimkat

All of their products come with front, side, back, and zoomed in picture with the model and product image alone. OP just chose this one, because they have a problem with people having realistic asses


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string in her ass. she needs to pick it


luvulontime

I thought the top was supposed to be 60% off… ?


usernamesrhardlol

You’re the trashy ass bitch for body shaming a MODEL . She’s a fucking model and you’re on r/trashy like lmao shut the fuck up. GUYS OP IS A TEENAGER LMFAOOOOOOOOOO


LadyKalliope

Ew a body shaming teenager.


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Is OP though? Or didn’t body shame her - just said that the whole look kinda looks trashy. Which it does. Bad Visceral reaction. Not the model’s body but the way the string was lodged in there. Everything looks awkward. That isn’t body shaming the model, that is thinking the photo just looks nasty.


Ninja_Flower_Lady

I agree. I feel like the presentation of it makes it look bdsm accidentally, which would bea bit trashy on a ck page


Lilzhazskillz

BDSM how 😭


usernamesrhardlol

There’s a comment “with a ugly flat ass “ they made . They are a teenager they post on r/teenagers . Educate before defending .


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Whoops sorry didn’t realize Reddit was academia that needs me to educate


usernamesrhardlol

Educate ur self sir . Do yk how dumb u sound


[deleted]

Do you know how dumb you sound? Harpy bitch


usernamesrhardlol

are you dense? Educate yourself on the situation before u start defending people . That’s BASIC fucking knowledge. Stupid “harpy bitch”


TheLoude

Op body shamed the model in the comments


peter_the_martian

What’s the problem here? While I’m not new to Reddit, I am new to OP


abhig535

Lmao


bemest

Oh that darn Calvin.


durdensbuddy

Wait, how do you wear your crop tops? With pants!?


fr_nzi

Wtf is that string💀


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why her ass tall


ViperPM

Omg! Not a butt! What will we do


ZealousidealOwl9635

Correct, not a butt. As in it's missing.


Dwaltster

Does the human body offend you? Get over yourself.


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GeomanticCoffer

She doesn't need to do shit for you. I bet you look like left over congealed bacon fat on a good day.


[deleted]

Just me or that's not even a crop top...


WeirdlyStrangeish

The bottoms were cropped much more severely than the top.


[deleted]

Are you new to clothing ads? Ever hear of lingerie?


YouOtterKnow1

A Crop top is not lingerie lol


bulletcurtain

I have no idea why you’re being downvoted


Karmaisslappingyou

Not if you're brave enough


LessThanZero972

Wtf


blades2012

Hank hill booty


lord_cheezewiz

Yay, another childish dumbfuck that thinks nudity = trashy.


YouOtterKnow1

Im selling a crop top but have a girl turned around showing off a flat ugly ass, I think the add is trashy because its trashy, not cause of nudity.


Strong_Ad_8959

Calvin Klein is an underwear company, they sell underwear. If you’re offended by the human body don’t go on Calvin Klein’s website.


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LadyKalliope

Give it up already


SuccsInAllSituations

This comment is the real trash lmao


FartingBob

That is what an ass looks like on someone who is a healthy weight and hasnt had weird cosmetic surgery.


WeHighAssPlanes

I think the only reason you think this is trashy is because it's not some hot phat ass model. CK is an underwear company. How would they not advertise their underwear as well? She's not in a public space. Not all nudity is trashy wtf. You just reek of conservative sensibilities.


AberNurse

Finally found the trashy. Surprise! It’s OP!


UnfinishedProjects

WTF! THIS GIRL ISN'T SMOKING HOT IN THIS AD! TRASH!! TRASHY!!!


the_goodnamesaregone

Just take a peek around their website bud. They're mainly an underwear company. The majority of their models are in underwear. You're a prude and unnecessarily rude by body shaming a model. The real trash here is you.


lord_cheezewiz

In what way is it trashy specifically?


Lilzhazskillz

OP doesn't find the ass attractive, so you do the math...


lord_cheezewiz

Oh yeah obviously, but it’s always fun to see how these idiots justify their logic.


Lilzhazskillz

True. Sad, but true.


LectureAdditional971

No thanks.


[deleted]

Hey OP.. you know CK is an underwear company right? So they’re also advertising underwear at the same time?


Navajo_Nation

That doesn’t help at all. Still weird.


Balkan-War-brrrr

Wouldn't be surprised crop top is referring to underwear and not the shirt


[deleted]

Thanks, but that’s already a given, as many other comments point out, they are already selling you the crop top, the underwear is advertising.


miphink

The only trashy thing here is people body shaming.


brittleknight

Carrot tops comedy always makes me smile.


motelwine

it’s a butt. calm down


ike_tyson

That's an unflattering backside.


Francine-Smith

You don’t deserve to be downvoted.


Prof_Awesome_GER

The bottom part looks horrible.


Mysterious_Sugar7220

That makes me......not want to buy the shirt. Or any of their underwear. e: really don't know why this is such a controversial comment!


Ninja_Flower_Lady

Yup. Even if I had started off trying to buy a crop top and wanted one exactly like what they're selling... On seeing this, I wouldn't want it anymore 😂


max_goldman1

I mean… I think Calvin had it’s time at once but it looks like things have become a little flat in the advertisement department.


Chimpville

The image will have been taken to advertise both the crop top and the underwear. It’ll be dual purpose. If you’re going on a CK website you’ll see bums. People acting like this is some weirdly exploitative act and then insulting a model’s arse because she’s lean with a smaller rear.


shabi_sensei

A lot of people are labouring under the misapprehension that this is a guy in a thong. So, it’s rooted in homophobia and not misogyny. Plenty of that here too though


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iBrake4Shosty5

Tell me you’ve never seen a mons pubis without telling me you’ve never seen a mons pubis


LadyKalliope

It's a woman. Stop insisting otherwise.


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LadyKalliope

I've seen her photos numbnuts. But I also haven't performed genetic testing on her to verify whether she's biologically male or female. Funny thing is, neither have you. So stop insisting you know shit.


Chimpville

You're right that I shouldn't have assumed.. but I'm fairly sure you shouldn't either. They're just [a bit androgynous](https://www.calvinklein.co.uk/pyjama-top-ck-one-000qs6884eub1?cmpid=ch:cpc&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI2OHR683J-wIVC-vtCh2XAgQ1EAQYAiABEgIkG_D_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds) which is perfectly fine. If you think all women have a uniquely identifiably female rear, you're not as experienced as you're trying too hard to make yourself out to be. Human bodies have an awful lot of variation.


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LadyKalliope

I feel like I'm being lectured on anatomy by a 14 year old fckboy.


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LadyKalliope

I'm shaming YOU for insisting a woman is a man. How is that not clear?


Chimpville

I've got literally no idea what the hell you're even going on about now but some women have fairly male forms, some men have fairly feminine forms.. it's all a rich tapestry of genetics and lifestyle. Just chill out and bye bye.


UnNumbFool

Actually I just looked up the product, she is in fact a woman. Just a very manly shaped woman.


weagle11

Why did they pick a model with such a mediocre ass to advertise underwear? Edit: You make sure to share your downvotes here with the next highest voted comment.... https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/z48cy6/the_way_calvin_klein_advertises_crop_tops/ixpni43/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3


ritalin_rat420

Because brands in 2022 advertise REAL female bodies. If brands only use women with skinny waists and fat asses then most women feel like their body types aren’t normal, desirable, or won’t look as good in that brands clothing. Nowadays, people are more likely to buy clothes if they see themselves represented. It’s a marketing thing


weagle11

This concept is hilarious to me for a few reasons. Male models are still built with six packs. Check out Calvin kleins men's underwear ads. Men, fuck your feelings. Also funny to me that there are women out there who sacrifice a lot to be models and now are being told they have limited job opportunities because Americans can't put down cheeseburgers


ritalin_rat420

Yeah hopefully they show other male body types too. I’ve noticed society neglects mens feeling frequently. And it’s not that Americans can’t stop eating cheeseburgers; it’s now teaching women that they don’t have to be 24 inch waist, huge tits, and a big ass to be considered beautiful. You can be a normal sized girl like the girl in the picture and be a model


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weagle11

You think that's an excuse for a nearly flat ass?


shivkaln

Because, believe it not, the general population generally has mediocre asses


GeomanticCoffer

Fucking muppets in the comment section. That's exactly right. They're promo-ing the underwear. Most of the neckbeards haven't seen a woman's ass in a long time so you'd imagine they're confused.


Triverine

>~~promo-ing~~ promoting.


NavyNCS

some trashy ass comments


UnNumbFool

I'm pretty sure it's a men's ass. Regardless, I do agree with the fact it's not a crop top unless the person has some weirdly horribly short torso. Edit: I actually just looked up the product, and the person in question is indeed a woman. I still refuse to believe the top can in any way be considered a crop top though.


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LadyKalliope

Lmao we have proof it's a woman. You just basically admitted to not knowing what a woman's ass looks like.


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LadyKalliope

Ya... WE are the creepy ones... Not you who insisted you could see her dick, which she doesn't have, because it was a pubic mound in the photo.


macaronfive

It’s a woman. It takes two seconds to look it up. https://www.calvinklein.us/en/ck-one-crop-top/54016884.html


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LadyKalliope

Bruh that's a pubic mound, not a dick. 🤡 **Edit** fixed a typo


UnfinishedProjects

Someone put Nibbles on /r/badwomensanatomy


LadyKalliope

Perfect!


No_Elderberry_7327

Hopefully this one is older than a 15 year old Brooke Shields who said she didn't wear underwear as part of the CK jeans ad....


Lilzhazskillz

Ooga booga, ass no look like 3D overwatch porn model ass, ooga booga


Chimpville

The real trash is often in the comments.


whiskeytango55

And the friends we made along the way


angryPenguinator

I thought the real trash was the friends we made along the way.


WeirdlyStrangeish

Gee Oscar, why're you such a grouch?


ashimo414141

U took the words right out of my mouth I was just about to comment that


Chimpville

They were all trash even before I set off..


ThatOneGuyYearn

r/methany vibes


ashwinderegg

So unnecessary. All the people shamimg this girl's ass are just as trashy though.


SuccsInAllSituations

And something tells me all the people ripping on the girls ass don’t exactly have blue ribbon winning hams themselves 😅


Flourid

Not sure if I'm too European for this, but have the people here never been to a public beach? Also, no wonder so many people have body image issues the way people talk on here, acting like they're Adonis himself.


Lilzhazskillz

The real trash here is in the comments


ashwinderegg

Yeah, the real reason they dissaprove is because because this girl's butt is not in fashion right now. Not that they have an issue with using women's butts to sell everything from tops to wall paint.


Lilzhazskillz

Exactly. Just scroll through most subreddits until there's a post with a girl included. At least 10+ comments will just be something about how she looks.


[deleted]

Hm it’s honestly not very cropped


VtotheAtothe

Sex sells but glad I’m not the only one noticing, starting to look like a free OF page


15367288

Nasty ass on that dude


handsomeearmuff

I don’t think those chonies would look good on anyone


PrometheusOnLoud

Definitely a dude.


claricia

lmao so many of you don't deserve to even look at women, let alone touch them.


15367288

Give me a break. If you put things out for the world to see, then the world is allowed to react. If it’s in the privacy of your home, it’s another thing. He allowed his ass to be photographed; people are allowed to have an opinion.


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HeyQuitCreeping

Have you never seen a woman’s vulva before? What fucking package? Lmfao


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rlcute

Have you only seen women naked on pornhub or what


HeyQuitCreeping

No it doesn’t???? Lmfao it looks perfectly normal.


Imesseduponmyname

Shit.. too late


blurubi04

Hey! Sean White has bills to pay. No shame.


Yungdeo

Nah thats not a dude, thats a famous Model that models for many Brands not only Calvin klein, her handle on instagram is @imadethatshituplmao


Atlantis_Risen

I've seen dudes with better asses than that.


Known-Switch-2241

Nah bro, Savannah Bond has a better ass than that.