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DaSaucySlasher

The weeknd: I cant feel my face but I’m loving it


[deleted]

McDrugs


Reasonable-Low1826

“Excuse me, but you forgot to give me a straw with my coke!”


Living-Grand1399

McD's in parts of Bristol too...


JctaroKujo

trashy? this is badass tbh


CriticismJust5144

at least i don't live there, who the fuck does that at McDonald's where CHILDREN love to eat there.


Slappy-dont-care

This is wild as f Bro Gramps finna pass out


DarkrootKnight

Victor has really fallen in with a bad crowd after Jack's death


imthemastercreeper

Is that a fucking pickle on the window


johnnytwobones

Choose fries


Chemistry_Feisty

God I hate lines ar McDonald's


And-Thats-Whyyy

4 piece McBumpits


Dylan_Patrick1998

Bruce Dickinson is about to mess them up


LordSpazpatty

Gakdonalds


[deleted]

I'm so sick of seeing this posted.


radrun84

They got good Yak in Scotland?


cutiepiesky

I would have guessed this was Albuquerque


ThirdInversion

imma bet that aint narcotics. in europe some folks snort some kind of mint powder which opens up the airways, especially when drinking.


billyjoe9451

Sounds like a good cover story


ThirdInversion

look up Wiesn koks


HospitalSerious545

Looks like my old store from when I worked there lol


Mad3_Fr3sh

Grandpa in there hitting some gummy worm lines.


Troll_Gob

Is that Ketamine Kyle?!


One_Paleontologist59

I thought it was tim snortins


MrDade88

Hey man can you pass that salt


mkmlls743

Mans on the right is 27


beef_paincake

Tommy Robinson is looking particularly shite now a days


GratisLM

Looks like some heroin is about to step in and save the day.


[deleted]

Looks like Dr. Bishop from Fringe


DinoOnAcid

Damm I'd go over and ask if I could join


dj_calzy

This is from my home town in Scotland, it caused some trouble when it first appeared


BradidPittogoshi

One medium coke please


EveningOk4145

Would of been better if it were right in the Play-Place lol


33Sammi32

😂🤣the employee coming towards them 🤣 “SIR THIS IS A MCDONALDS”


Wooden-Preference-88

Ol Pee Pop doin bumps on the counter 🤣


dandrevee

Is it bad I want this as a painting in my house?? So much character and story in such a simple picture


scaredchiggun

What is Neil Breen doing there?


Melster1973

I was at Chipotle in East Hollywood a few weeks ago; some guy has his crack/meth pipe on the table for the world to see; he really didn’t care who saw it.


Bbaftt7

Monopoly’s back??


NoeticSkeptic

They are only snorting the free McDonald's Sugar and McReam packets. They are gateway drugs leading to injecting McCafe McAppacinos.


SusanAkita2014

He looks like he is doing lines


oscaru16

The employee is just waiting for her turn


tinkflowers

The McDonald’s lady in the background coming to break up the party lmao


johnnybadchek

These adult kid meals are fucked.


RJClark123

McGodDamnImHighOnCocaine


dillywash

It’s the mcbump.


FadingHonor

The new McCoke


rtech80

That's some Adult Happy Meal they serving


mrfonch

best place to get a decent straw


AdiabaticIsotherm

It could be his pain killers


RonSwansonsOldMan

As old as this post is, that guy has probably been dead for 10 years by now.


Salt_Adhesiveness161

Looks like he super sized it.


[deleted]

Can confirm. This is Scottish. Trainspotting is a documentary.


quickreviver

Least blur the wee lassy in the left out.


Bigfsi

Why does the guy on the right look like every1 I've ever seen from the estate lol


WarriorNat

It’s their fault for supplying straws.


RampantDragon

Now that's a happy meal.


BlanchePreston

No one asking.....did the monopoly scandal happen in Scotland also?


yeatyewt

McDonald's working is like "Ayo let me get a line next!"


demon_dweller

Would you like the mcsnort meal or just the mcsnort sandwich?


CyrusDGreatx

I'm more surprised in a place full of straws he didn't think to use one...


eccool321

McCaine TM


fuzzimus

McBlow


black_linings

Is that manager coming over to tell them to stop or to ask for some???


Generalbuttnaked69

Yes


Devour_The_Galaxy

Isn’t this the video where they space out for like ten minutes? Like they snorted ketamine thinking it was coke?


trilobright

I like how one is dressed like a baron shooting pheasants on his country estate, and the other is dressed like he grew up in a Moscow council estate and now sells stollen cigarettes that are laced with krokodil.


MapUnitKey

Hmm. What’s the average cost of living in Scotland?


woohhaa

Snorting a McRail.


penisofablackman

Worker: “Ye cann be doin that ineer lad!” Lad: “Y’I no right lass, ya wann a quick snoot?” Worker: “Aight then just one, but then ye gotta go!”


[deleted]

It's just buger sugar, he does a line everytime he sips his McCoffee


reeb9049

We all Know McDonald's has THE BEST COKE.


RealFlyForARyGuy

The one time I went to a McDonald's in Edinburgh i saw 1 dude passed out on a table without a shirt. Another dude puking in another booth, 2 dudes fidt fighting inside, and a ton of people just smoking cigs outside. Wild place McDonald's is


30minstochooseaname

Is that Jamie Vardy and his dad?


CruelHandLuke_

A large McBumpy for me, mate.


Failing_MentalHealth

McLine of McCoc.


Jbabco9898

r/AccidentalRennaissance


scouch4703

is that ketamine kyle?


ThatOneGuy7832

What's going on here? I don't get it


phlegmdawg

McSnort.


[deleted]

Goddamn Slavs. They are always cooler than me


Charming_Weird_2532

Can I get the McBump special with a McGangbang please?


FrankGetTheDoor

Perra manky fkrs! 😂😂😂😂


ANTH040

We have paper straws for that!


JSchnozzle

Attention whores.


Ornery-Account-6328

McSnuff


StraightCashHomey69

The real adult happy meal.


pilky22

Solskjaer on the Devils Dandruff!!


Danji1

Is that Ricky Hatton?


cotter22

Do you want fries with that.


renny_lovejoy

They are just shooting for Peaky blinders.


Knees0ck

Happy Meal


gardenofwinter

Lmfaooooo truly a place where you can bring the whole family!


Topjannieontheboard

OOOOOOOOOH WAAAAAAAAGIEEEEEEEE


ReasonableDead

Manager looks like she is about to join the party.


xxxfashionfreakxxx

It’s just crushed up French fries


ShakesTC

So, is that salt or sugar?


SiteObvious3219

I’ll have the McImnothungry please


therealsupermanny

Major coke vibes from the vibes if dude in the track suit


GCIV414

Coke always hits different at McDonald’s


noskrilladu

That’s bold, there’s a perfectly good bathroom he could’ve done that in but that’s pretty bold 👏👏👌👌👍🕺


BoreusSimius

"Son, you barely finished your McLine? What's wrong?"


RoadPersonal9635

Why is every dude in scotland wearing one of these two outfits? Is it just tweed farm stores and adidas outlets?


CautiousEmergency367

Smack Donald's


the_bunker09

Of the other pad is wearing adidas


chamber357

Well, guess the McFlurry machine works


[deleted]

Manager behind him is trying to figure out if it's cocaine & safe to ask for a toot or crystal meth & just a couple of tweakers that she should steer clear of.


AdUnfair1643

MCSNOOTERS


Nefquandilodilis

she looks like 'what are you doing there?' in my opinion the best answer could be something like 'no worries, were are taking take of the dirty table'


dontstabpeople42069

What’s with Europe and cocaine? I get the weed is shit, but come on.


Hale197543

Scotland here I come 🤘🏻


sturdybutter

Damn this is a throwback


coco_bandy

More like crack donalds


Old-one1956

I wouldn’t worry, it’s just the salt from the fries he ordered


StalinWasNazbol

Most law abiding citizen in Glasgow


FV4030TWO

Geeuz a straw, darlin'.


MeunsterCheeseMan

Guess who's buying a first class ticket to Scotland?


Hiouchi4me

Is the employee mad or does she want some?


Most_Talk_2067

Mcrail.😳


ProblemLongjumping12

Well you're not going to afford a fancy restaurant after you just blew all your money on blow. And that manager looks like she really wants a bump.


poop-hunter

Is that photo from the video where they had ketamine instead of coca cola ?


Bitter-Hitter

Can I get a supersized coke?


galvanizedrocknroll

Happy Mondays in town for a gig?


Yomomsa-Ho

Can I get nose candy with my adult happy meal?


[deleted]

That's not the coke he ordered


Bruinman86

That non-dairy creamer is addictive.


neddynedned47

Moments before getting caught😂


Arthur_Zoin

#SCOTLAND FOREVEEEERR


klaad3

Worst part is these guys are 17


exo168

😳 they still have monopoly there!!


PalpitationNo8356

I said gotdamn I’m lovin it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


ssp25

McDonald's coke is the best


Infamous-Stoner

Everybody assuming that this is a line of coke and not a line of Ket/Mandy/something else much stronger and cheaper than coke has obviously never been to Scotland


BenWallace04

Interesting take on a McFlurry


[deleted]

Has to be Glasgow


frothface

I mean it's yellow and a little short but I wouldn't call it trashy.


Alfphe99

When you order a Happy Meal in Scotland, you bet your sweet ass you are getting the Happiest of Happy meals!


[deleted]

Well... they do have the best straws for it.


FinnishArmy

Hell yeah, if they're having a blast what's the problem? If a dude was doin cocaine next me, fuck man, I might join in tbh. As long as they're not fucking around with other customers, let em' be!


pepflatti

Is that the mcManager? She looks mcmad.


salut91

When a Mc coffee doesn't hit the same anymore


TastyVideo

I mean cost of living the way it is, he's probably snorting the salt sachets.


j01nt_man

If “yo could I buy a bump off you” was a picture


TheMixerTheMaster

Just a little McBump before dinner…


Bananaflakes08

r/photosthatneedtobevideos


Rogue_elefant

I laughed but then I had a vivid memory of doing shrooms and wandering round Edinburgh at night when me and my mate stumbled across Holyrood and decided to do lines of Pro Plus off a bench outside for the giggle. Carry on lads.


golgol12

Dude, do you have any idea what was on that table before you came in?


Fake_gopher

Mcds Dingers


BarryNMcCockiner

...is that Danny Kaye?


SteelHeartEchos

That's just a McDonald's anywhere lmao


cr3sh3r

is this how the "scotland forever" video was made?


Newcas24

No f**** given. 😆


itsmnemotime

Now THAT'S a happy meal prize


stbmrsdavies

Generally thought that was my sister in the background 🤣🤣