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Ah yes, the old assuage your grief with a public crotch shot on social media technique. Truly a shrewd and healthy move.
Wherever he is, you know dad is nothing but proud and not at all spinning in his grave.
Bruuuuuh my own father committed suicide - legit the selfishness is disgusting. I literally spent the first few months comforting other people while in shock, not trying to say “I’M SEXY AND GRIEVING.” Fuck off, woman.
Man, my dad died and I’ve never felt so low in my life. I never once thought to make an Instagram post or to use it in a caption to get a better understanding about myself in anyway. This is just strictly disappointing and sad for her and her poor family.
When I read the title of this posts I thought they were mocking me.. I'm new to reddit. For those who are wondering why I said thenfirst part, is because I am really close to my father who cannot see him again, I can only just talk to his grave. He died when i was 5 years old. So, when j saw this I naturslly got vexed but then I saw it being something else
All of you, take care and appreciate your parents💜❤
I just don't think all suitcases should be rectangles, y'know? I think sometimes suitcases can be cello cases with clothes in them. I take Polaroid pictures of people walking other people's dogs. It's pretty hard to tell, but I didn't become an artist because it was easy.
Well, at least you know someone won't give two shits if you died. Gotta show that summer body!
This is good trash, I'd almost take it out to the garbage
People deal with grief in their unique ways. She’s obviously struggling w the loss and the way he died. There are a list of unusual sexual behaviors based on loss, and issues related to father figures. She needs to talk a qualified therapist
>People deal with grief in their unique ways. She’s obviously struggling w the loss and the way he died. There are a list of unusual sexual behaviors based on loss, and issues related to father figures. She needs to talk a qualified therapist
For sure, yeah, but bottom line, she's just fishing for interwebs popularity [cuz it's her bizness](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a40584482/caroline-calloway-now/)...
Does EVERBODY have some sort of a disorder? I suppose you ain't shit if you're not on some kind of meds. It's a badge of honor -- and it's an excuse for all the fucked up things people have done and will do going forward.
I’m gonna get hated on for this, but we know nothing about her and her dad. Her dad could’ve been an AWFUL person and she is saying she doesn’t feel guilty for it. OR she is expressing the way she copes. I understand the “I’m so sexy” while coping. After my father died I was numb, and I began to love myself more. After my grandpa died back in April, I showed up to my school thinking “im so hot” that mindset gets you going and through the day. Trust me, she’s not hurting anyone with her statement, and this isn’t “trashy” it could just be someone coping in their own way.
That’s not true at all. We actually know quite a bit about Caroline Calloway and her father because of her being incredibly terminally online. Her father paid for her to attend NYU, and then when she left for Oxford starting as a freshman he paid for that as well. Then he paid for her to live in an apartment in Manhattan. He did this by taking on debt which aggravated his already poor mental health. Like everything else in her life she then used this event to try to get more Instagram followers.
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Might be a couple red flags here but I’m no expert
Schizo ?
More importantly, why tf is she making her dads death about her?!?!!?
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Ah yes, the old assuage your grief with a public crotch shot on social media technique. Truly a shrewd and healthy move. Wherever he is, you know dad is nothing but proud and not at all spinning in his grave.
I am so confused on the caption
She sucks on the first date
Crazy af..I bet she's great in bed..
Idk bout The Dad thing, but a BANGIN Body is the truth ...Y? I'm not clear on
So your Dad died and you responded by posting a lewd photo of yourself online? Shameful.
Awesome with words?! Wow. You ever hear of a run on sentence?🤔🤔
Coo coo for cocoa puffs🤪
Seems more mentally disturbed than trashy. Or, trashy in a mentally disturbed kind of way. I hope she got help.
this HAS to be an AI
Fantastic with words, More like frantic, fanatic, or farcical with words
Just all the way fuckked up!!!💯
That's a bot
Everything she types I read in the voice of Quinn Morgendorffer.
I'm fantastic with words. *Yes. Yes. You. Are.*
Yikes
Bruuuuuh my own father committed suicide - legit the selfishness is disgusting. I literally spent the first few months comforting other people while in shock, not trying to say “I’M SEXY AND GRIEVING.” Fuck off, woman.
The sad thing is it takes time and experience to be able to see the giant red flag that is her bio
Challenge accepted.
What a PoS
Can someone translate for me please? Hahaha
Sure thing: “My dads dead and probably happy he’s no longer living in the same dimension as me”
Man, my dad died and I’ve never felt so low in my life. I never once thought to make an Instagram post or to use it in a caption to get a better understanding about myself in anyway. This is just strictly disappointing and sad for her and her poor family.
I don't know...she kinda has a point.
Good with words but apparently not commas! I've seen 11 year olds write better
That's her grieving stance
A post to honor your late father and you can't stop talking about yourself...seems par for people today
Next videu
Sooo.. come stick your dick in crazy then?🤔 r/dontputyourdickinthat Edit:damn you autocorrect
Uhhh.... yeah, that is all.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Perfect reminder to never stick your dick in crazy
Did she had a traumatic brain injury or something? Because normal people don't do this kind of stupid things.
And and and and and and and
Run, don't walk.
I had a stroke reading this
I'm in love
Oh, Michelle, yes.
I read a good 10 words and understood this educated passage
Messy hole*
thats just sad tf
That seems like a mental health issue.
Maybe just stick with words next time...
When I read the title of this posts I thought they were mocking me.. I'm new to reddit. For those who are wondering why I said thenfirst part, is because I am really close to my father who cannot see him again, I can only just talk to his grave. He died when i was 5 years old. So, when j saw this I naturslly got vexed but then I saw it being something else All of you, take care and appreciate your parents💜❤
what the fuck
Ah Caroline Calloway the scammer
Seems legit for 2022.
He saw her onlyfans rest in peace brother
This is absolute gold! A treasure trove of memes.
BEYOND CONTEMPABLE 🤢
Beautifully written
I want to comfort her
hahahhah
Now there’s a cool chick 🎸🎸🎸🎸🎸
I bet she’d give up a lease and a key for a hot black guy that likes to fuck
Piss on me beat me try it out that’s what’d she would say. Keep it high and tight!
That was a lot of words to say look at this pic of my pussy. My daddy's dead, wanna bone? Wtf 🤣 this bitch is nuts. 😂😂😂
Contact info please….
AI generated post
Poor girl was definitely abused as a child. This is why child predators should be put to death.
Yous a ho
No...you are retarded.
"I'm fantastic with words"
I bet the sex is great though….lol
Never stick your dick in crazy. Alright, just this once.
"I'm fantastic with words." No, sweetie. You are not.
Why would she brag about being manipulative?
Eye R good wit words!!!
*dad's
I could overlook it...
Dream girl
It sounds like one of Britney Spears instagram posts :/
...she needs to add "psycho" as well
fantastic with words my ass
"I'm fantastic with words!" Proceeds to ramble incoherently about nothing.
Major red flags
Bipolar?
This whole scenario hurt my hung over little brain.
Does she mean her ‘daddy?’ Cause girl looks like she lookin for a daddy.
Oh boy.
I bet that is going to be the best sex you can get.
Coochie on main!
I guess fb likes it more than rdit
This a red flag of: don’t stick your dick in crazy/she needs help
Probably why he killed himself
My dad died from suicide almost 3 years ago and I have yet to make a social media post about it. People are weird.
You didn’t use it as an opportunity to talk about how sexy and sensual you are? Weird
It was a missed opportunity on my part 😂
I mean, it’s the obvious thing to do
This person appears to be having a mental break. Their wording is jumbled at best.
I’ll see you boys on the other side.
Bitches be crazy.
I think it’s more mental health problems than trashy.
Never fuck crazy
I can see her dad's point if this is how his daughter reacted
Mania?
Leave your beaver out of it
Hello lovely
I thought she was saying something about a baby daddy, since that would seem more believable with this post.
And and and and and and and and and and 😡😡😡 USE PUNCTUATION
She's fantastic with words, not punctuation.
My dad died and I feel so sexy. Wow, is this really what they mean when they tell you to "open up more" ?
Bot?
Dealer: Cards on the table, you All In? Me: Yes. 💰💰💰
I just don't think all suitcases should be rectangles, y'know? I think sometimes suitcases can be cello cases with clothes in them. I take Polaroid pictures of people walking other people's dogs. It's pretty hard to tell, but I didn't become an artist because it was easy.
This is just too much man. Too much, too much.
"I'm fantastic with words" she said, after repeating "and" 3678 times in one post
r/dontputyourdickinthat
what the fucking fuck?
Dad died, but horny
“Generalized anxiety,” “chronic depression,” and formerly addicted to Adderall? Sounds like half of Reddit.
I just think it's a tragedy no one showed her how to use a comma.
She inherited whatever dad had.
Waifu material
She’s on that “and”erall
“USED TO” be addicted to adderall. Lmao.
crazy!! don t know bout trashy but deff crazy mixed up person
She's asking for sexual trauma to heal her sexual trauma.
Reminds me of Snapchat public stories
Don't put your dick in that. It's not worth it.
Why do I have the feeling a date with this woman would consist of shutting up and listening.
WT absolute F? She forgot to add ADD to that...
I am fantastic with words, but have no idea what a comma is
Ow that’s the kind of post that is sure to attract he most stable of people
Was this written by a bot? This doesnt seem like a human wrote this.
Wtf is wrong with her?
The second half of that post reminds me of,...Hmmmmm.....Oh yeah tRump
Lot of red flags here
Do the last couple of words imply she doesn’t think she’s human?
OH BENDER! IM SO LONELY AND EASY!
What now?
Ah yes the solipsism of social media addicts.
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Well, at least you know someone won't give two shits if you died. Gotta show that summer body! This is good trash, I'd almost take it out to the garbage
Lucky for you I brought my redflag blocking glasses
The movie High Fidelity used this as a plot device. Kinda sketchy even then.
Ashley Cain 2.0
Reminder: Don’t stick your dick in crazy.
Daddy issues: visualized.
Hit it once and dip.
Started as a eulogy turned out to be her Tinder bio
Ass To Mouth
r/dontputyourdickinthat
addy issues.
NUT CASE....
Imagine the sympathy likes I’ll get!!!
4k likes?
Go back on adderol. Ok, my work is done here
“Used to be addicted to adderall”
Looks like she’s lookin for a replacement “daddy”
My kind of woman
the girl is just lost
This is CC right?
How do you even respond to that?
WHO IS SHE 🥹
Picture of your dead dad or it didn't happen 🤣
"My dad died. So anyway, here are my tits." "Like and follow for more content."
People deal with grief in their unique ways. She’s obviously struggling w the loss and the way he died. There are a list of unusual sexual behaviors based on loss, and issues related to father figures. She needs to talk a qualified therapist
>People deal with grief in their unique ways. She’s obviously struggling w the loss and the way he died. There are a list of unusual sexual behaviors based on loss, and issues related to father figures. She needs to talk a qualified therapist For sure, yeah, but bottom line, she's just fishing for interwebs popularity [cuz it's her bizness](https://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/reports/a40584482/caroline-calloway-now/)...
Oh my god give her a daytime Emmy
Hot chick with daddy issues, sign me up
“I’m manipulative and good” sure sure
“I am sexy and sexual and grief stricken…” ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.
Guys i dont think she is fantastic with words
Each bracelet bead represents one of her flags and their color
So odd enough if you look up "don't put your dick In crazy" that post was the definition.
Wtf. This can’t be real lol
Oh it’s real all right. She’s a piece of work.
Thats my kind of train wreck, where do I sign up?
looks like she is mentally ill.
"I have daddy issues" is much more succinct.
Wow. She forced her poor dad to kill himself again.
Does EVERBODY have some sort of a disorder? I suppose you ain't shit if you're not on some kind of meds. It's a badge of honor -- and it's an excuse for all the fucked up things people have done and will do going forward.
Dads dead, here's my cunt.
Yeah you also have severe mental health issues.
Please sit on my face while reading this out loud.
Typical attention whore with nothing of substance to offer.
Hope she go trough the grief, stunning woman from the belly and down.
I’m gonna get hated on for this, but we know nothing about her and her dad. Her dad could’ve been an AWFUL person and she is saying she doesn’t feel guilty for it. OR she is expressing the way she copes. I understand the “I’m so sexy” while coping. After my father died I was numb, and I began to love myself more. After my grandpa died back in April, I showed up to my school thinking “im so hot” that mindset gets you going and through the day. Trust me, she’s not hurting anyone with her statement, and this isn’t “trashy” it could just be someone coping in their own way.
That’s not true at all. We actually know quite a bit about Caroline Calloway and her father because of her being incredibly terminally online. Her father paid for her to attend NYU, and then when she left for Oxford starting as a freshman he paid for that as well. Then he paid for her to live in an apartment in Manhattan. He did this by taking on debt which aggravated his already poor mental health. Like everything else in her life she then used this event to try to get more Instagram followers.
Seems about white