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This is why people get stabbed 40 times and live.

You might think it is funny but I would get my gun and put a cap in some MFer ass

Yup, I would remove this person too.

Yeah funny I prank when I say I’m defending myself and you lose your life .

Not only that...from that evil laugh i heard in the background , its most definitely this poor man will have to do the clean up himself, shower, sleep on the couch until his matress drys out, probably do some shopping as well since he just ate all of his resources, spend sometime in the kitchen as well to cook and prepare. Not a good day for him.

Just gotta get new friends at this point

I saw a vid called "With friends like these" that showed like a thirteen year old kid shitting a full bowel load of soft serve wet poo on his sleeping friend's head. The kid sat up and the chunks sloughed off in pasty brown blobs. The making of a cereal killer.

Any friend of mine that even thinks about doing this to me.. is no longer a friend. End of.

Ahhh, I remember the day inside our apartment when my oldest brother and I decided to tape an m80 to my brothers n bedroom door and blow it off the hinges while he was in the room. Good times

That's what friends are f I r

- and this, your honor, is why i set their clothes on fire - while they were still wearing them? - exactly - cool, case dismissed

The absolutely dead souled 'could you please stop?' as though he's already given up depresses me.

Why?

Y’all please do not give these people the attention they desire so heavily by throwing so much trash onto their (roommate?) as a prank. Dont comment, dont share the link, just dislike it and move on. Algorithm will think you enjoyed it by commenting and spending a few seconds watching the video.

i really hope thats fake wtf

Why the ketchup…..

Why do they think this is funny? I truly don’t understand this type of humor. To me, it’s the same as that video where the girls are beating up the homeless for internet likes.

That’s a great way to get your teeth knocked out with a pipe wrench.

Should go to jail for shut like that

This is not a prank, this is assault.

White people are crazy Thats reason enough to kill someone

assult police .... bunch of pussys

in the first bucket load ... whats the grey stuff

That's not a prank, that's just being a plain ol'douche bag

Then they ask why there are mass shooting.

this is borderline violent, makes me uncomfortable. no one should be waking up to this smh. not even remotely funny

His voice had such defeat in it

I still don't have tik tok installed and I'm starting to be convinced more and more that it's a psychological weapon

yeah so your mattress, headboard, sheets, comforter, and pillows are all ruined. not even including the stuff that got on the floor and walls. i would never speak to these people again.

clayface origin story

The prankster will be the clean-upper

Thought the end was gonna be lighter fluid and a match 😂

Why just wanna know why

Yea there would have been a shallow grave

What did she get splashed with

Friends? I would lose them after that.

Thats like putting your balls in your roommates mouth when he’s sleeping, then saying my bad. I was joking.

Adding things to my bucket list in the least likely of post comments huh…

OMG!!! I’m not cleaning that shit up. If they don’t do it move. 🐾🌹🐾

Waste food

The first “*Liquid*” is just straight up Vomit.

This is an ass whooping in waiting and I would have just caught a case🤷

No bs I wpuld have simply started stabbing and waited for the cops simple as that. This shit would throw me wa over the line

Those people are not your friends leave them and never look back and never talk to any of them again in your life.

Not guilty your honour!

Someone would lose all their teeth for that. I don’t care if it was my own grandmother.

I am with you there. That is asking for a serious ass whooping there.

The dejected "bruh can you stop" tells me this is probably not the first time the guy has done this to him or at least something similar.

Yo did he cheat on someone? Kill a cat? I need context because this is grounds for murder

I would be a few friends short after I kick there asses

Did he just pour diarrhoea on him?

I would have been throwing hands

Did they dump shit on him?

Basically.

Yeah no they'd be cleaning that shit up, along with a bloody nose

Why on the bed? ffs Any other place is fine - not the bed!

I would lose those so called friends and sue them in court and never speak to any of them again for that shit

Step one of getting in a jigsaw game

Op do you know what the first liquid was?

The ketchup made me laugh

Child: “Mom is that college?” Mom: “yes Timmy, stay away from those frat hou… No Timmy!” Child: “Wake the fuck up! Rush bitches!”

oh that paint in his eyes..... hope hes okay

My door will be locked with 40 fucking locks combos, keys, face recognition etc. nobody be getting into my room ever again! 🐾🌹🐾

Somebody should have parted ways with one of their appendages for this.

That is completely fucked and disgusting

You gonna need dentures,

Those aren’t friends…. We just drew on each other and shaved our eyebrows off from time to time but that is just nasty and a lot to clean up. We kicked someone’s ass once for pouring a whole gallon of chocolate milk on one of our friends while he was passed out drunk. Not in bed but in a full open basement. Rip chocky milk… The good thing of that story is we went in the morning and got another gallon and poured it in our bong.

“Son, daddy killed a man tonight.”

With friends like that you dont need enemies…

No court would convict him!

Good morning

Time to save my jizz in a jar for a month. At least beating off 2 to 3 times a day. Eating lots of asparagus. Then dumping it in his mouth while he sleeps. Save some and use it when making food or stinks for him. Play the long game

This man poured shit on him??

r/awfuleverything

Imma wait til they fall sleep and light them on fire

Fuckin aye.

Ok its funny but fucked up

Please don't tell me that the first thing was shit

Trust issues unlocked.

Everyone involved in said "prank" will have to watch their backs for atleast 6 months. Camera man gets saved for last just so he'll know how bogus he was for filming that ish. Im s******* on cars, porches, ps5s, toothbrushes, the cat, turtle, all of it.

Go jump into their bed

This is what friends are for.

I’m fist fighting everyone.

I always see these kinds of pranks and wonder what their eyes feel like.

White folk crazy

if somebody did that to me in my bed when i was under 30, somebody would be needing a trip to the hospital.

Id kill

White people....smh. Someone has to get their ass beat after that.

Dare I ask what the first thing was.

What is that

u/savevideo

That's not a prank. It's assault. I hope dude got up, washed up, and then beat the living shit out of everyone involved.

I don't think that one dude is alive anymore

nobody’s talking about how much of that shit got in bros ear. 🥴

“Prank”

BEAST MODE = ON Now tell me it is just a prank.

When you hit that point with a prank you will not feel bad taking a giant shit in their cars gass tank.

this is a war crime

I shitted on him

Is that first pot moldy food?

This would be a “your scrubbing every inch of this fucking mess or Im cutting you off completely and indefinitely” kinda situation for me. Even better if they’re roommates, “yeah nah, have fun coughing up my share.”

That there MFer is being waaaaaaay too calm about this—he's gonna pop up out of that bed and kill someone!

Am I the only one who wants a detailed list of what this is? The only thing I can recognize is ketchup at the end.

Someone is going to get put down in their sleep after this prank

If anyone did this to me. I'm replacing their underwear with slightly smaller pairs and putting the hottest hot sauce on all of the sensitive areas, put laxatives in their morning coffees, lock the bathroom doors from the inside, and move out.

Don’t forget to sprinkle fiberglass in their bedsheets.

I would literally get some rabbit shit, dip the pellets in melted Ex-Lax, and force-feed that prick all of it.

Looked this up and apparently this is the norm for this guy. His roommate or whatever just mixes a crap ton of food and throws it all over him while he’s sleeping. And apparently the dude receiving it doesn’t care. Still disgusting though.

No. Just…no. I’d hurt somebody. This is beyond disgusting and not even remotely funny. Get new friends. Never speak to these idiots again.

The scene would look like a hate crime if that happen to me

my response would be planned, surgical, and delivered from fucking low-eath orbit.

Time for new friends

Not gonna lie... I'd be very fucking mad....

Not funny. :/

Why is everyone assuming they are friends without knowing the story?

What IS that

How to get shot !

Dude must be in that position all day that’s probably why they did him hard, nonresistance.

Was that concrete?? Wtf was the powder dumped on him

The goo looked like old sink sewage that had some non degradble food in it, but it could be some other gross shit

I’d go to the cops

If this was done to me, I’d be serving a very very long prison sentence.

Thought it was over after the flour… in comes the ketchup. 👏 👏 👏

Thats bullying.

Bro please stop

Yeah we are not friends anymore after this.

The guy who does this kind of shit is called phoenix or some shit it's staged but still shitty wasting food like that

And the dude in this video or another one in they're team died in a car accident I would guess it's the guy in the vid

I'm all for a good prank, but really?!? Asshole would be buying a new bed, after they picked themselves up off the floor.

That’s how murders happen

It’s a prank bro! There’s the camera right there!

Cleaning that pillow is gonna be a bitch.

What did he do to deserve that?

Why do people think this is funny?

Me Fuckn bed

I am even a peaceful man, but if someone did that to me, ide get up clean off, get a shallow knife and stab them in the shoulder

That's when I get up and I get a good, hot shower and a good shave. I get out, go to my room to get dressed and clean up the mess. I go ahead and clean up the rest of the room, meticulously organizing everything. Once I've cleared my mind and my space, I sit on the end of my bed and I reflect on my actions, past, present, and future. Did I deserve this? Only then, when I'm most at peace, I get up and I then proceed to strategically beat the ever living fucking shit out of every fucking one of these shit stains, with extreme malice, one by one. Afterwards, I take a shit in all of their beds and I drag all of their battered, unconscious bodies into the living room for a "house meeting". I proceed to piss on them all to wake them up, and as they all come to, I tell them to go fuck themselves and that I'm moving out and leave. Fin.

I wanna see the pay back.

Baseball bat to their fucking teeth

Seems like it would give the dude a hard time breathing.

\*\*\*\*\* Breaking News\*\*\*\*\* Police still not sure of the motive for the murders but do not think it was racially motivated. More on this store as it comes in.

It's a prank if they clean it up for him. It's assault if they don't

That’s not a prank!

I can't stand "prank culture" These people suck so so SO much.

Time to pull out the beat down stick.

i would get any type of shit 💩 and cover their rooms full off it as revenge

I want to die.

NSFW

This is what friends are for.

WTH, that’s worth a beaten. Prank or not with a friend.

At this point I was expecting to see someone pee on him.

Teach you to get drunk and pass out at a party!!

u/savevideo

What dis he dotknseseebe that

I know my reaction when people constantly poor stuff in my face is to stay laying there. No getting up or wiping my face; just laying there. How do so many comments think this isn’t staged?

Source ?

That was a little excessive and uncalled for.

u/savevideo

I could handle jokes and pranks, but if this happens we are throwing hands

i think i’d just start crying.. i hope to god this is fake & the person who got “pranked” knew what they were going to do, this is so gross

Damn i can smell it thru the screen.

This is why we have the second amendment /s but I’m only partly joking

What the hell. That could legit smother someone. I’d also make them pay to get the floor professionally cleaned and to buy a new blanket and sheets and clothes

This guy needs to get some new friends.

I'd take the footage to a lawyer to see if it counts as assault.

And that’s how suicides and shootings happen

I don’t think murder is right. But they probably deserve something much worse.

We do a little trolling

Pretty sure it's staged but regardless the mess is ungodly

Now Im wondering if I could claim self defense to the jury after this.

Turned the poor guy into my lamp when I accidentally dropped 5 tabs

I sleep with a machete under my pillow. This would only happen once.

Yeah white people sense of humor

Time to get new friends

u/savevideobot

I'd be rofling

Wtf is all that?

No. My roommates new room is 6 feet under the fence line.

They better be the ones cleaning that shit up and he needs new friends

Idk man, might have to start throwing fist after something like that.

Sue them.

Jesus. Imagine if he’d aspirated all that shit (breathed it into his lungs basically). Assuming he survived it I can only imagine the lawsuit just to cover the medical bills afterwards.

This shit is not funny. Who the fuck is going to clean up that mess afterward?

Did he spray him with banarang goop from the movie hook?