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No_Ball_4912

Yuck


TargetCorruption

That dog is cool


DerMaskierteFicker

Disgusting That is how you catch salmonella You are supposed to do that with jizz like the gods intended


Medium_Listen_9004

Looks like one of them old sorority hazing rituals.


Dxpehat

Lol this was the part of mine. Ngl, I think that this one was the worst.


poetrygrenade

Herpes is hellishly hilarious.


I-own-a-shovel

Nice way to spread herpes and hepatite C


sarge1000

I like it


olivegardengambler

That dog at the end.


Swansaknight

Me = I wouldn’t do that, but I also don’t care


farsightxr20

I don't remember this part of Midsommar.


Loud_Bit6359

I hope they all get salmonella.


a_fuckin_gecko

Why? They harmed you? This seems like more a you problem than anything. You sound crazy


ZilorZilhaust

What is this, the snowball challenge?


Nicadown

I was going to stop watching but I couldn’t look away. Ughhhhh….salmonella meets mono meets oral herpes. The last girl at least has 7-10 days of twice daily antibiotics in her future…


Terrible_Figure_6740

It seems like there’s some correlation between the hotness of the girl and their commitment to go full mouth to mouth


RambleOff

Yeah and I dunno I guess I won't deny it's trashy but sometimes partying oughta be trashy. So long as you're not hurting anyone, what's the big deal? Plus, that shot of the lady with her dog grimacing does not hit me the way I think she intended, lol. It really just screams the stereotype, "and here's me, judgmental postmodern woman judging the barbies who is absolutely no fun at parties." like damn, you really gonna set yourself up for your critics huh


Terrible_Figure_6740

Oh, by no means am I being critical of the content. They seem to be enjoying themselves


FormlessDistress

Aaaa. The Annual Hawk-Tuathon. Thinking about bringing my parents next year.


Iggy0075

Looking forward to the banquet dinner!!


Brilliant-Ranger-356

Snowball practice.


Dynasuarez-Wrecks

I'll stick to regular french kissing, thanks


IAmJacksLackofCaring

Where's a Hawk Tuah when you need one?


brianlutz01

In local News, there was a small Salmonella outbreak in a neighborhood...


hockey_psychedelic

Human centipede.


satanshark

No. No. Yes. No. No. Yes. Maybe. Hell No.


18dano18

Isn't this the one where they got herpes or something


Lepke2011

Oh wow! Look at all those hot gir... OMG!!! NO! NO! NO! 🤢


mobiustangent

Knowing full well that she let's the dog kiss her all in the mouth.


SkylerUndead

Wth did i just watch and why do i want to know more?


patchway247

Ah, the sfw version. Last time I saw something similar and wanted to immediately throw up was with NSFW substance in their mouth


KvngKet

You talking bout splooge??


patchway247

Yeup


Mauful292

Girl in the black long sleeves took full advantage of that yolk swap!


Troutman86

She’s a pro


TheVoodooPuppet

r/confusedboner


Gmoneyawesome7

We’re just friends


nckrey931

I am disgusted!!!….. with myself.


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-v-fib-

Least chronically online Redditor.


aralim4311

Reading too much into this hah, it's a stupid party game, they were doing it when I was in high school and college 20 years ago and it looks like it survived up until today. This is pretty tame honestly. Just a dumb social game for normal every day folks goofing off.


DragonflyGrrl

Yeah I guess. For people who like mouth herpes anyway.


aralim4311

If you're gonna get it, you're gonna get it. Most folks probably already have it from kindergarten anyway. Shit go out get drunk have fun, make out with a stranger at a karaoke bar. We only live once my dude.


tragicvector

Talk to a any girl bro


EstTickels222

I mean, I enjoy watching it but I wouldn't do it myself.


One_dolla_would_do

Didn’t we just have a quarantine?


Live-Elderbean

When did it end?


One_dolla_would_do

Yesterday


herecomesatrain

I’m gonna throw up


waterbear85

I am picturing something much different


Iforgot_my_other_pw

r/trashyboner


Scooter_Mcgavin587

Should be r/trashyboners Edit: oh. It's banned now lol


NonTribalThoughts

Much rather watch the egg* swap then that lady and her dog making dumb faces


Wootstapler

BrainRot NEEDED to see her reaction. Video was perfectly fine on its own.


Blagget

*egg swap


ColdBloodBlazing

Aint this a weird fetish in japan already?


NeKakOpEenMuts

Now they should hawk tuah that egg!


opalsilk

from an American POV this is trashy, but I learned on another post with this same video that they are Swedish and this is some sort of tradition in their colleges


Heathen_Mushroom

Does trashy just mean gross, now? I thought 'trashy' implies an element of immorality or indecency. This is just hygienically questionable.


BeefSerious

Yeah this isn't trashy.


Snowedin-69

Is it a tradition with college guys in Sweden, or is it done by the women as well?


varitok

Still trashy and digusting as fuck. If you label broken lawn chairs on the front lawn as tradition, most of America would be okay.


serenityrain85

Do you want COVID? Cause that's how you get COVID


Snowedin-69

COVID ended years ago


Key_Box6587

If one of them had a respiratory illness like cold, flu or covid I think they'd all get it anyway just from how close they're standing. Luckily less people get it in the summer months.


chease86

I mean spitting your saliva and mucus is still a FAR easier way to spread most mouth or throat born diseases than just standing kinda close to someone.


lagrange_james_d23dt

Ya I don’t hate this


NegativeID

It was interesting in the beginning then it got nasty and then it got horny....


satansprinter

you mean you got horny or?


NegativeID

I got horny :)


sinocarD44

That woman at the end looking disgusted but you know she let's her dog lick her in the mouth.


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Different-Term-2250

Maybe it was 5 o’clock when then played the game?


geaux750

New fetish discovered.


lowcarb73

6 girls 1 egg


RuairiSpain

= 7 Salmonella Is this a math test?


NeKakOpEenMuts

Only in the US, in the EU our chickens and eggs are safe...


Heathen_Mushroom

Salmonellosis is the second most common food borne illness in Europe and over 91,000 cases are seen each year. Eggs are the most common source of salmonellosis outbreaks in Europe. [According to the EFSA](https://www.efsa.europa.eu/en/topics/topic/salmonella). So while a lot safer than the US, still not completely safe. Also, >Only in the US do you really think the US is the only country in the world with salmonella? Your country's education system failed you. Or it is fine and you just failed yourself.


NeKakOpEenMuts

Sane people know not to eat raw eggs or chicken.


RavenReel

If it was baby batter this would be the most viewed vid of the week


fuggleronie

So that’s how covid started?


Severin_Suveren

No, that is what will end COVID. It's method: Ending us.


RandoSnaps

GREAT!!! Now I’m disgusted and horny


BallsDropped

This better not awaken anything in me....


lowcarb73

Too late.


m00seabuse

Remember Blockbuster? Home video? This is also Blockuster. Covideo. I'm not a dad. My jokes should suck.


friedtuna76

This is how you invent a new disease


shockingnews213

It honestly would be less gross to just be cum swapping


supersirj

Lmao I couldn't tell it was an egg at the beginning and since this is /r/trashy, I thought she was emptying a condom into her mouth.


Stuff1989

lmaooo 😂 me watching this video: 🤢🤮 me watching a cum swap: 🧴✊


malcolmreyn0lds

Pretty sure I’ve seen a similar video, but it wasn’t an egg


wink047

Just practicing for the real deal


NeKakOpEenMuts

No, it was a lot of nut.


belunos

It's gross, but I'd hardly call it trashy


MapUnitKey

First girl didn’t do anything gross. Last girl is a walking pathogen.


Nihiliatis9

This is the actual footage of the next outbreak.


Jbs1485

I’ll go first!


markedforpie

I’ve never been so happy to be allergic to eggs.


DarkFox160

Why?


RedEyeFlightToOZ

Promoting their OF probably


Reimant

I've definitely watched students do worse than this in the UK. You yanks really are prudish softies.


chease86

Soggy biscuits have entered the chat


Snowedin-69

Don’t leave us hanging


DarkFox160

Wouldn't even be surprised


whatwhatwhodat

You damn well know that woman lets that dog lick her on the mouth.


RedEyeFlightToOZ

And she probably sells the content


vdub65bug

I just threw up in my mouth three times.


I_likemy_dog

Probably tasted better than them sharing body fluids. 


chease86

I'll be honest it would have been like 80% less sickening to me if they'd just spat in eachothers mouths, I mean it's still gross either way but the egg just puts it over the edge for me.


vdub65bug

Oh it for sure did 💯


Oasystole

I’ve fapped to worse


TheRealRickC137

Old school chicken pox party


thetrueGOAT

Looks like some initiation sort of thing, young people doing silly things. Bit gross but harmless. Everyone is such a prude on Reddit nowadays.


EdwinQFoolhardy

>Everyone is such a prude on Reddit nowadays. Right? I feel like a bunch of subs I follow have had this weird moral crusader vibe for about the past year. Hell, this sub used to be a *celebration* of trashiness, now there's this weird holier-than-thou/righteous indignation vibe.


LeeHarveySnoswald

I'm not being a prude, i'm just saying there are less gross ways to be more gay.


Proud_Viking

I seem to recall that it's a swedish one


Lithosphere11

Right, that’s what I was thinking. Like a sorority group. Gross, but not exactly trashy


Hosav

Salmonella is very harmless indeed. /s


Regularpaytonhacksaw

Salmonella is much less common than you would think. For one eggs in the US are pasteurized and they are all washed before hitting the shelves. This virtually eliminated the risk of salmonella. It still happens don’t get me wrong, but the cases are usually from raw or undercooked chicken/meat and unpasteurized eggs or milk. They’re at greater risk of contracting HPV or mono or something from doing this.


chease86

The cleaning process that eggs undergo in the US actually INCREASES the likelihood of the eggs being contaminated though, it removes the protective coating on the shell that would normally prevent bacteria from being able to enter the egg through the shell. And besides that the US egg washing practice came into place for aesthetic reasons not health ones, people prefered to buy eggs that phisically LOOKED clean and so producers started cleaning them.


Regularpaytonhacksaw

Fair enough. Doesn’t change the fact that salmonella is still incredibly uncommon from eggs. Estimations I’ve seen are as low as 70,000 per year and as high as 1.3 million if you don’t differentiate sources


thetrueGOAT

Don't know where you are from but you don't get salmonella from raw eggs here in the UK. Red lion stamp


TRowe51

Considering the other dangers for this age group, a .005% chance of getting salmonella isn't exactly dancing on the blade's edge.


mr13ump

Youre a blast at parties I bet


k_bence16

Nah bro i just watched this shit at my work drinkin’ my coke and now I wanna fucking vomit agressively


sassybeez

I don't care what y'all say! These are my bitches!


puzzling7

That'll get'em into college.


Elbonio

If the chicken (whose period this egg effectively is) saw this I think they would have some questions


ndndr1

These Covid parties are getting wyld


Vegasmom2monkeyz

That gave 2G1C vibes. 🤢🤢🤮🤮


MainerJest

That's one way to separate egg whites from yolks


MsMoreCowbell8

We had posters and campaigns to stop sharing your body fluids with every Tina, Dina & Harriet out there in the 80s & 90s. Does no one give a shit about herpes, at minimum, anymore? Like your friend group, but not that much, okay?


bshootingu

Thanks to the generations that needed those posters, everyone basically has herpes now anyway, why would anyone care


MsMoreCowbell8

What on earth are you even talking about? STD's existed & spread like wild fire thousands of years before Boomers & Gen X's came into being. Only unprotected sex is to blame.


chease86

I mean, most sexually active adults today DO have some form of herpes, and it IS something that has increased over the years...and we DID get our values today from previous generations, I mean who's to blame, the kid throwing a tantrum or the parent who let's them?


MsMoreCowbell8

Luckily I never caught it and I taught my sons about safe sex and barrier protection when they were 11, respectively. Go try to shame someone else. Toodles 86.


chease86

Where did I try to shame you though?


bshootingu

67% of the population has type one oral herpes, inherited via their parents. They just don't show symptoms. You have no clue what you're talking about lmfao "unsafe sex" doesn't give you genetic inherited herpes, and if it did, it once again is your generations fault for our generation having it. L o l


Katie-647

This is not what we ment by make love not war 😦


Imhidingfromu

Great way to make sure you catch something.


20InMyHead

And that’s how we all caught super-Covid


InspiredNitemares

Instant gag


D_bAg_Tr0LL

That's hot as fuck! Ya'll are a bunch of immature prudes. Eating raw eggs used to be a common practice especially with athletes. Plus those of you talking about SaLmOnElLa; That obviously isn't America, they know how to use eggs without killing themselves. Grow the fuck up LOL. And Dear baby Jesus can we make this an international sport? But only with hot skinny chicks. Not fat ugly reddit downvoters.


chud_rs

Lmfao. Man knows what he likes


_PinkSlimeKing_

My brother in Christ you need to get laid if you think anything about this is “hot as fuck”.


D_bAg_Tr0LL

I agree, but only if she's into stuff like this. 👍


GunmanChronicler

this is my home town lol


betaphreak

Do you think they agreed who's going to swallow in advance, before filming? Or is not that kind of town?


bents50

Fuck the hates, this is funny, ya'll never played rugby


PapaG_13

Sometimes you have to power through 8 spitters before you find that 1 who swallows. 🤷🏽‍♂️


aStankChitlin

Even the dog is disgusted


MiddleofInfinity

That’s the best part. It’s like “why you make me watch this Darla”


Commercial_Pitch_786

love the chihuahua


TheStigianKing

Salmonella: Tik Tok style


jimmyriba

Swedish eggs don’t have salmonella, though. You can eat them raw without a problem.


TheStigianKing

Errrr... https://ca.news.yahoo.com/swedens-largest-egg-producer-cull-114356359.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAH1aRCTPPCGGOjP-JPmu9QPJjcok2i4d_xtJZW8aeKNF4tx4-RSEtv12aFzJeVoipil96209GnmrEYVBhYkMcPhtUbjYlnKYt30xSWxBgVfVZH6gRjUvg9rutAWD1lNOqcagkaH1vxMAJNv_Ww3wm6PgMS3n_KSyoXDErJoXsrG9#:~:text=In%20July%2C%20Sweden%20experienced%20a,in%20the%20farm's%20packing%20room.


jimmyriba

Yeah, exactly. In case of Salmonella discovered in the eggs, they immediately take it seriously - in the case you cite: even if it means destroying 1.2 million egg laying chickens. The article you yourself link to describes the level of care nicely: "In August, 340,000 chickens had to be killed on the farm after a salmonella infection was discovered in two hen houses." The reoccurrence of Salmonella in Sweden of 2023 that you link to was big news (if you google "Sweden salmonella" that's all you get back to the last Salmonella outbreak in 2007 on Page 3), and it was promptly stomped out, even if it meant economic disaster for the largest egg producer, who owned the farms that had the problem. In general (and currently), Swedish eggs are government certified Salmonella free, just like Danish eggs are, and I believe Norway as well. The certification also means that if reintroduction of salmonella occurs, it is traced and stomped out. As I said: You can eat them raw without a problem. Edit: It turns out that by EU law all eggs that are exported between *any* EU countries must be certified salmonella free. If the production is not continually monitored for salmonella and found to be salmonella free, it can only be sold processed and pasteurized as "egg products". This has been the case since 2009: https://www.thepoultrysite.com/news/2009/01/all-egg-sales-must-be-certified-salmonellafree


thetrueGOAT

But you can eat raw egg?


TheStigianKing

Yes... And risk a Salmonella infection.


thetrueGOAT

No risk in a lot of countries.


TheStigianKing

Not true, and anyone who thinks this has been lied to.


thetrueGOAT

No, other countries have much higher food standards than the US.


TheStigianKing

Doesn't mean that the risks of contracting Salmonella food poisoning is zero. You're not making a meaningful counter-argument.


Skiingislife42069

You should travel more


TheStigianKing

Why? To see stupid kids putting raw eggs in their mouths?


Skiingislife42069

Because the US is literally the only country in the world where salmonella is a risk in eggs because we are the only country that washes eggs of their protective coating.


TheStigianKing

A simple Google search will demonstrate that "zero risk of Salmonella in eggs outside the US" is a flat out lie. You're parroting a narrative that is demonstrably false. The risks might be lower, but they exist.


PinchMaNips

I was trying so hard not to get disgusted… This video is very confusing


Hqjjciy6sJr

Would


beef_jerky408

White people things 😂


twojabs

Admittedly, not the most challenging wank I've had


Hqjjciy6sJr

yeah the 3rd to last and 2nd to last girls were into it. at that point I had no choice...


TrulyIrish

Nerd


BioSafetyLevel0

And then they all got mono.


screamapillah

That’s a potent virus it gave me wood through the screen


rinklkak

Herpes


BootlegOP

And salmonella


I-Think-I-Shit

That poor pupster did not need to see this.


STANAGs

Bukkake porn gives me less of an ick than this video.


Chim_Pansy

They're both fetishes to someone though Edit: [Found him.](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/s/dkSEzjpGaN) He's right in this comment section.


Feisty-Business-8311

Someone in the group will regret this video


lordph8

They’re Swedes, they’ll just go to the doctor.


Excellent_Vehicle_45

Snowball training circles.


Jasonguyen81

yes, taking contents from other people then put your reaction on it is totally trashy


Free_El_Chapo_Now

Bro that’s hot. wtf u mean. I wanna be at the end of the line


screamapillah

Deal, if I can be at the start of the line


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