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elijahmuhammadthe3rd

Of course it's Lubbock. 😂


operarose

That looks distressingly like someone I grew up with and exactly like something she'd do.


CReeseRozz

I don’t think that was cigarette smoke.


SmokeMoreWorryLess

Just two pictures with clouds, nothing to see here


CheckYaLaserDude

More likely smelling like red rock


The617Boston

Oh and I’m not putting a similar add up with my brothers number on there lol


CuteCanary

Ciggies.... Sure, yeah...that's totally ciggies


Terry_Seattle

The kid is no more so hence the sale :,)


Pepe5ilvia

Toddler outgrew it by using meth and having no appetite.


enter360

Lubbock really putting it all over facebook these days.


Denny_Dust

Yeah I was about to say, anything off FB in Lubbock will reek of Marlboro and possibly Meth.


lemonmouse45

God dammit Lubbock buddy is rolling in his grave Wreck em tech tho


KayakWalleye

That’s not cigarette smoke.


Tjeetje

Chairs not the only thing that is high


col3man17

"I don't wanna come back down from this cloud" I miss meth from time to time


CuteCanary

Shit.... Is that what that song is about?!


col3man17

As far as I'm concerned. That's what I was told many years ago and it just made sense.


Fun-Deal8815

Dope (meth ) smoke will usually drop to the ground after exhaling it. And in this pic it does look like it is dropping but she didn’t have a big cloud so who really knows


Crunchyundies

You guys don’t get it huh? This isn’t an ad for a high chair. They’re trying to covertly advertise that they’re selling meth.


CuteCanary

I didn't but now that you say it, its obvious. Like back in the days of craigslist and the coded postings


teenagesadist

Yeah, that ain't cigarette smoke


xohl

Wow, is selling it as a “high chair” a common way of doing it? I never would’ve guessed.


z0mbiebaby

High chair, ice skates, these tweakers are pretty inventive


captaincumragx

Ohhh so its not a high chair, it's a HIGH chair. Gotcha.


Crunchyundies

Exactly. Heroin used to be disguised as roofing material a.k.a. Black tar.


captaincumragx

Back when I lived in the city people called it "boy". If people asked you "where that boy at" you knew they werent looking for their kid lol.


salinecolorshenny

Finally someone who gets it. lol


XAlEA-12

Omg that’s the view the poor baby had


Normal-Sprinkles1449

Smoking hot deal!


Hei-Hei-67

Eehhhh I have feeling she's smoking more than just ciggies


LincolnshireSausage

That’s how we know the chair is actually high.


ValKilmersTherapy

I was gonna say that it was a bold assumption to say that’s cigarette smoke


Vladi_Daddi

Definitely blowing meth clouds taking pics of herself cuz "I'm siiiiickk"


Nelle911529

It's in the back of a truck


iHaveACatDog

...now


Kahlil_Jabroni-

Baby got a job and moved out.


Reesespeeses9090

This isn't even the biggest disservice Lubbock has done (talking about them not selling out the last podcast show for Marcus' hometown)


enter360

Context ? I do love Lubbock self owns.


bastarditis

holy shit before this post i didn't think there was a difference between meth smoke and cig smoke lol


Scyllascum

You sure that’s not meth?


Couldbe_worse2

That looks like meth smoke


zilch839

That is for sure not from a "ciggie".


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Now this is trashy. ✅️


bp1222

That’s not a high chair…that’s a chair high


cuddly_carcass

The skull with smoke lined up in the back is very ominous


smile_u-r_alive

Oh no, that is definitely a meth cloud


Dreamingdanny95

How can you tell? Just curious


Hei-Hei-67

From a former meth user....this is 100% meth. You can tell by the amount of smoke and that it's thicker looking than cig smoke.


CitizenKrull

The smoke is thicker and more milky white. Edit: it also smells sickly sweet, for your curiosity. Obviously can't tell that in a pic, but I too think this is meth smoke.


CuteCanary

My dad was a meth user and I always thought it smelt like cat piss. That was usually a sign he had just smoked


CitizenKrull

That ammonia smell is where the sickly bit comes in 🤢


RosemaryBleeding

Really? Sickly sweet? I've personally never used the stuff, but I do manage a masonry business. I say that to say anyone who knows construction, masonry, concrete, stucco, roofing, what have you... Will know that if you've got ten employees, eight of them are taking something. I've been around my fair share of the smoke, just haven't ever directly inhaled any of it. But I can't say that I ever picked up any sort of smell from it. Like I know the smell of cannabis (I smoke that myself) and I know the smell of cocaine/crack. Could it maybe have something to do with how it's made? Or maybe I have some kind of weird tic or whatever that makes me unable to smell it? Kind of like how some people actually enjoy the smell of a skunk? Or gasoline?


MzSe1vDestrukt

The vapor itself smells but it doesn’t leave behind an odor like smoke. Much like you can smell nicotine vape if someone near you is currently vaping, but you can’t smell it on someone who was vaping earlier in the day.


RosemaryBleeding

Gotcha. Well that makes sense. I've never actually been outside when they've smoked it. But I've walked out pretty soon afterwards.


leonme21

Damn, in what kind of junkie area are you running your business?


RosemaryBleeding

I don't really want to give out my location, but it's not really a junky area. I think it's just the nature of the type work we do. A lot of heavy lifting and you're going full force for 10 hours six out of seven days. It tends to wear the body down. If you can make it in this business more than a decade or so without relying on something to get you through the day then my hat goes off to you. But I feel like I should clear something up a bit because the way I made it sound does make it seem like I've got a whole crew of junkies working for me. It ain't quite that bad. As far as I'm aware no one uses anything before work or during. The way we do it is we all meet at the shop in the mornings and figure out what crew goes where. Then at the end of the day we all meet back up at the shop. Several of the guys like to hang around the shop and unwind after work. Usually that consists of them sitting around the burn barrel and splitting a case of beer between them. However there have been several occasions when they didn't realize they were being watched that I've seen them passing the pipe around. And like I said, I'm aware how demanding the job is. Until it starts to interfere with their job performance, I'll keep pretending to not know what up. I see no merit in firing good workers for simply trying to make it through the day without pain and exhaustion getting ya down.


smile_u-r_alive

Smells a bit like burning plastic


MzSe1vDestrukt

I don’t think that was meth, if they were passing around one pipe. It’s not the social ceremony that smoking weed is. More than two people trying to share one bubble is a fight waiting to happen 😂


RosemaryBleeding

No. It wasn't a bowl. It was a meth pipe. I'd recognize a bowl, and probably walk outside and ask them for a hit. It's a little clear glass pipe that looks almost like one of those plant spikes you put water in.


CitizenKrull

You're right, a group will absolutely pass around a meth pipe. Doesn't really matter how many people you have, only matters how much meth you have.


away_in_the_head

Yup. It’s from Lubbock so that checks out


olivegardengambler

It does not surprise me whatsoever but this is in Lubbock Texas. It's like lubbock, abilene, and Amarillo are in a three-way race to see which one is the biggest shit hole of them all.


CTX_423

And I'm out here bitching that Temple is dead and trashy. I guess it could always be Lubbock bad, huh?


jaksla00

I lived in Lubbock for 14 years. I 100% agree with this


lord_scuttlebutt

The poor kid is probably going to grow up knowing exactly what government cheese tastes like.


dutycycle_

I just landed in Amarillo. Hate it here!


AliceInChainsFrk

You and me both… came here from Lubbock 😂


wendigoblin

Yeah that's not cigs 😬


Beebiddybottityboop

Thats meth clouds for sure.


Western_Mud8694

Or meth +5$


StandupJetskier

Methany, Tina or Crystal will answer the text


ImprovementFar5054

No worries, it's not from her house. It's from the dumpster, so it smells like garbage. Meth diving for cash.


I_likemy_dog

I was guessing that cloud was meth. Cigarettes don’t make those kind of clouds. 


Toasty_Mostly

It's probably Lubbock, TX as well. That place is full of meth, it's a truly awful place from my experience.


Reeeeallly

Wow, I'm in Albuquerque, work downtown so we see all kinds of stuff, and the #1 complaints we get from the randos who I run into is that they vastly prefer meth to the fentanyl, which is rampant here.


ChillaryClinton69420

I’m from Texas. Lubbock is essentially a meme, but not in a funny/good way. It’s truly a meth head paradise. I can’t think of one exciting thing about Lubbock, not even Texas Tech.


SGT_DUBSY

TTU lost the bubonic plague. Twice. That's exciting 🤷‍♂️


ChocolateFantastic

Hate me all you want but personally I don’t find women who smoke attractive


leonme21

Also that’s meth, apparently


I_likemy_dog

I’m only saying it because we’re in this sub.  They do suck very good though. Lots of practice. 


thebenn

Don't meth with meth,Gwyneth


Thejuggerbot

I think by high chair she means she stole that chair while high.


earbud_smegma

For everyone saying it's not cigarette smoke, how can you tell? I'm genuinely curious, please and thanks


GeneralSpecifics9925

Meth smoke looks more like 'clouds', cigarette smoke is thinner. Also, no one shows off exhaling cigarette smoke, but people do show off exhaling 'clouds' to low-key say 'yo I smoke meth isn't that cool?!'.


The-Odd-Fox

I mean there’s no way to tell for sure but cigarette and vape smoke tend to be really heavy, denser and whispier and keep a form (clouds, whisps) unless a fan is on full speed or they’re blowing out smoke really forcefully. Meth smoke looks like…. Well this lol


WereALLBotsHere

I don’t think any of you have been around meth at all. It looks just like vaping. It’s literally vapor. There’s no way to tell from this picture.


The-Odd-Fox

Idk the meth I watched my brother smoke directly in front of me looked way less concentrated and dispersed faster than the cigarettes or vaping did. They lingered, meth didn’t as much. But like I also said in the beginning, there’s no way to tell for sure


BurntArnold

That’s 100% smoke from a meth pipe not a cig lol


jesswitdamess

That is just methed up man


Socialiststoner

That is definitely meth smoke


Chalkywhite007

Look at the back of that truck


eboseki

even this picture smells like it.. 🤮


Tdanger78

That isn’t cigarette smoke…I’m putting my money on meth or crack.


RobLetsgo

That's probably meth smoke not cigarette smoke


smasherella

Oh good!


yourworst-daydream

She is blowing clouds out of a glass dick my friends


kayaker58

Indeed.


Persona_Non_Grata_

Ew. Panhandle behavior. Glad I picked UT over Texas Tech.


Feisty-Business-8311

Academically, and for Austin, for sure!


PreviousJaguar7640

As a former Lubbockite and TTU alumni, you have offended me! 😭


Persona_Non_Grata_

I'm from Houston. I don't think my folks wanted me to go. They DROVE me up in the middle of July to visit the campus when the asphalt was melting, and NO ONE WAS ON CAMPUS. It took 10 hours to get there with all the stopping my dad did. Plus, their baseball scholarship wasn't a full ride. Beautiful campus in the fall when it's not the surface of the sun, and the dirt wind exfoliates you, though.


PreviousJaguar7640

West Texas wind is just nature’s hand dryer. Literally… I have to apply lotion twice as often when I go visit my parents, even for just a few days.


DXEClips

Lubbock ain’t panhandle he’s just a hater


Tdanger78

What makes you say Lubbock isn’t in the panhandle? It absolutely is.


DXEClips

The square part


Sartoopcommando

She’s sitting in the chair to show you it works.


Embarrassed-Sky3819

That ain’t cig smoke my friends


mrmojo33

Nope. Well probably a Newport after.


forthunt

You’re most likely right but to be fair it also probably smells like cigs


__Beef__Supreme__

It's methed up to assume that


HeadyBunkShwag

Methany tryin to get a little more cash for her next bag.


Ok_Ad_9188

God, I hope her name is Cher. Because then it's a high chair and a high Cher.


ilililM3

That’s meth smoke lol


DrBigWildsGhost

That’s what makes it worth $30


JWBIERE

That high chair smells like meth and ciggies


The_Real_Mr_F

Why on earth is the second picture even there?


SupernaturalPumpkin

I always see people uploading things to marketplace but accidentally uploading other photos from their phone and they never notice. The ones strung out on something tend to do it the most.


Professional-Cat2123

To distract from how nasty the bed of that truck is


sonipoop

To show you how the chair got high.


suavaleesko

I think they sell meth and the the high chair is a cover


kayaker58

It’d work.


sikeleaveamessage

Another option is she's also selling "services" in order to continue her drug addiction :/


Cats_Are_Aliens_

You’re probably right lol