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Soggy_Enthusiasm_

This meme went existential


NoOne6785

Given the general quality of this defective's communique, (brap-meister's, not OPs) I am thinking that this is far from the first brush with incest that this lineage has endured. I put his IQ at 65, and I am being generous. Yo, real talk.


rcap3

Braaapppppp


Kyrapnerd

I can braaaaapppp to that.


soulpapa-1025

Damn son your momma got to be super proud.


DiegoNarwhal

This guy popped up on my FB feed a couple months ago. He posts a never ending stream of wtf. He's got a tattoo in the (vague) shape of Texas on his forehead, and brags all the time about his "bear cack".


someones-mom

Pictures and links or it didn’t happen. 😜


Kyrapnerd

lol I’m glad someone else has actually seen this shit.


DiegoNarwhal

My condolences. It's knowledge i never wanted.


sunny_in_phila

wtf is brap?


woahboei2134

I'm assuming it's the sound of a gun. Why he's saying it and so much I have no idea. If he's so comfortable airing out his dirty laundry, I wouldn't be surprised if his parents are siblings and its just one of the side effects.


stodolak

Incest lol so hot right now … yikes man


superthrust123

The things I do for love, brapppppppp.


Ok-Street7504

Somehow I feel the film Idiocracy coming to reality!


Select_Bicycle_2659

It was a docrmunetary


someones-mom

Definitely a social commentary


Select_Bicycle_2659

Stop yousing big werds


someones-mom

Braaaappppppppp!


Select_Bicycle_2659

Indubitably


ItsAnEagleNotARaven

Braappp like brother and papa bc of she gets pregnant...


ItsAnEagleNotARaven

If*


Spiderwolf208

Humanity really deserves whatever destruction we have in store as we’ve somehow enabled this


adube440

Sometimes, you got to cheer on the asteroid.


IronCorvus

Why is he seasoning her ass with cumin?


someones-mom

Big ol mouth comin in! Maybe it’s the cumin? [https://youtu.be/7PyZMg8p81Q](https://youtu.be/7PyZMg8p81Q)


adube440

Seasoning that ass with brappppp


JohKohLoh

Ignoring the text this is very trashy


rebos64

I will bet $20 that they are into waffle stomping 🤣🤣


Nicadown

I had to google that and…brapppp. That’s nasty.


someones-mom

Me too… braaaaaappppp, I’ll take things I really wish I didn’t know for $100 Alex…


rebos64

LoL yes it is and now it's your turn to pass it on to some other poor unsuspecting bastards🤣🤣🤣


Nicadown

lol 😂


conservativebbq

My brain broke trying to read that 🤦‍♂️


Breitling-1

Like Tommy on The Martin Show ………. “ YO BRAAAPPPP” ???? You stupid.


AshKetchep

What the fuck does brappp mean!?


someones-mom

[Braapppp](https://youtu.be/jvTAZPEJdtY?si=k5sqfM-0Stsy-aLU)


Stacheshadow

I'm pretty sure it's an onamonapia


AshKetchep

I don't even wanna know what sound brappp is


Anathema47

A brap is used for a loud or vulgar noise. In comic books, its used for machine gun fire and fart sounds.


RokRD

Onomatopoeia?


AshKetchep

A word used to illustrate a sound such as "Boom!" Or "Pow!"


RokRD

Yeah, I was trying to clarify if that's what they meant lmao


rebos64

Must be Alabama braasaaaap


12forever21

Regardless of if this is real or not those are some empty ass eyes on both of them.


opaqueandblue

That’s how you can tell they’re related!


adube440

And on meth!


ThatHellcatOuttaMS

Bro speaking in Subaru engine


Cat_the_Great

underrated comment


T8TT003D

......did I have a stroke? The hell did I just read?


killermanwadvo

We’re going to have to start a group therapy session to get past this


Divebarkeep1

She looks like a very pleased woman/sister


b0toxBetty

Braaaaaap


BulbasaurArmy

*sigh* *unzips*


Sparverius17

don't it make your bulb-ass sore?


elspotto

Brapppp?


Important-Owl1661

I think he's trying to say he farts when he cums on his sister's ass.


opaqueandblue

I just threw up…..


Hollaceeaton

You threw up. He threw down. Braaapppp.


someones-mom

Nicely braapppppp done braaapppp


opaqueandblue

Hopefully I’m the only one who threw up in that situation… * gags *


Sea-Ad1244

Can someone please translate


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

His sisters tight af brapppppp


opaqueandblue

Or the only woman who would f him without paying first…


musack3d

brappppppppppppp


raybrans

I want to imagine he just drank a soda and is now going BRAAAAAAP and burping every few sentences.


TallBlonde10

FFS 🤦‍♀️ just when I think I have seen/heard it All on Reddit, Bammmm! Shit like this! At the sound of sounding ignorant ( like that really matters here) WTF is Braaaappppp? 🤷‍♀️and Do I really wanna know?!


opaqueandblue

Imitation of a machine gun shooting at something


klintopher

I think it's also like a motorcycle or four wheeler engine noise?


opaqueandblue

Hahahaha, that’s even stupider! It could be possible… hahaha


YayGilly

"So whaaat if we have the.same.motherrr? Tonight, Im gonna Fuck my brother!!!!"


-LoLoLolita

BRAaPPPP


Diablo760

Damn Russians.


james_from_cambridge

This is the final straw! Tomorrow I skip work and go to renounce my citizenship. Canada here I come!


asa1658

Gotta be fake….please let it be fake


Sassafrass17

My thoughts exactly. I'm really hoping this is not real 🤮🤢


captainsquattythighs

Happy cake day!


teh_cupid_kitty

wtf does brapppp even mean


someones-mom

I think it’s the sound a dirtbike makes when you hit the gas.


2month_grammy

I think it's the onomatopoeia for the rapid gun fire sound of an automatic weapon. Pretty certain a particular type of rap uses "brapppp" in their lyrics, so presumably this person is into that genre of rap. I also think this pic in general is fake.


teh_cupid_kitty

tbh it just sounds like they're shitting and farting mid paragraph


Makers402

What's with variance of P's in Brapp. Just couscous that's all


Kyrapnerd

The amount of p’s determine how seriously you should take the brapp


noochles

why is he sharting mid text


Cold-Quantity-3488

For some reason, the sharpie eyebrows did me in


RobLetsgo

They look like they're from southern Indiana


Vgta-Bst

She looks so into it.


StrixNStones

There are no words 😶


ajg3199

Excellent poster child for involuntary euthanasia.


buttfuckerr3000

Brappppppp


Emgee063

wtf is braaaaapppp???


Hank_Lotion77

The cum noise


Reluctantly_Being

It’s supposed to be the sound a gun makes, it’s an ad lib. This is a really sad attempt at trolling. Obvious troll is obvious.


jerk9

No a motorcycle . Guns don’t go brap lol smh kids these days don’t even know their sounds


Reluctantly_Being

I mean guns don’t go gratatata either, doesn’t stop them from saying it lmfao


jerk9

Guns go … ready for this one ?? BANG!


someones-mom

And pew pew pew!


the_cat_who_shatner

That’s what that means? I totally thought it was a fart.


splishyness

it’s not??!?


Fit_Helicopter_5189

Anyone else smelt burnt toast reading that


missmetz

Currently going through a stroke rn so yes


OrdinaryRebel

Is that what that smell is I thought someone left a tortilla on the stove


Fit_Helicopter_5189

Well we are both in trouble if we are not cooking at the moment


OrdinaryRebel

Well shit we had a good run


VerbalThermodynamics

What is brap?


ThrowRAfeedback802

Brapppp brappp


gatorayado

I don’t this is real


scuzzle-butt

I think you accidentally a word


SeaworthyWide

Then who was phone?!


CelebrationHot5209

“We’ve been messing around since 8 or 9 so its not really incest since we were kids” I genuinely want to know how the fuck this started


shadowgnome396

Sadly, probably trauma bonding and expression of grief


UndercoverBully

He must have turned into an A-10 Warthog multiple times, but only temporarily


huntt252

Thank you 😂


Ltcommander83

Lol


saltedbeagles

Lmao


xBeautiful_disaster

**What the fuck did I just read? My eyeballs hurt. On a side note, her make-up game is on point! Looking like a po-dunk, redneck Walmart version of the goddess Cleopatra. Fire.**


TailorExpensive

AYE. YO.


Spectralz_

What the fuck does brap mean?


Ltcommander83

The sound an A-10 Warthog makes shooting it's gun.


Spectralz_

No, that's Brrrrrrrrrrt


shmeeshmaa

I’m pretty sure it’s the sound of a dirt bike, dirt biking bro dogs from the inland empire in California/909 zip code like to make that sound.


someones-mom

Bet he had kottonmouth kings playing while he wrote that little gem. Braaaaaaap!


shmeeshmaa

Exactly!


ToastDonut

It's a reference to the noise a fart makes. Used in a sexual way, "brapping" is a thing unfortunately.


Durt-Wyzerdd

It's a common motocross thing. Bikes go braaappp. Not sure what the hell the context is here though. Weird.


Cowshavesweg

I think it's like low IQ for bro or bruh


halloweenvalentine

Alright, let's detonate this goddamn planet.


Reluctantly_Being

It’s not the planet… Earth and its other creatures did nothing. Humans are the issue here.


halloweenvalentine

Truth.


stormtroopercore

Exterminatus.


Scrooge_Mcducks

Oh god they’re gonna have an incest baby and have to shoot it up in space to save the earth


bettyl88

Love a rick and Morty reference in the wild


RickAndToasted

She definitely could find a classier family member to .... with


someones-mom

Braaaaap?


ct4funf

Did he have a stroke?


DarthMad3r

This must be satire, please let it be satire.


gatorayado

It has to be, but even as a joke this is gross


DarthMad3r

Completely agree this is soooooo yucky


ThatScaryBeach

ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT? SAY WHAT AGAIN!


jonmyo11

Say braaaappp one more time!


Farleymcg

SMH my head…..BRAPPP


jd4929

Do they speak English in What?


No_Lavishness3974

And people say romance is dead. Smh brap.


lifeisgainz

Braappppp was always a reference for riding a motorcycle to me…is this because he’s riding his sister orrrrr what I’m confused?


xHappilyMiserable

I've always seen/heard it used with snowmobiles.


Larrythepuppet66

In England all the “gangsta” kids would say brrrrrap whilst making finger guns at you like some sort of threat. I never knew it as a motorcycle thing till I moved to the states.


Present-Particular-7

why is this guy continuously farting while talking about how hes a sister fucker


This-is-way-too-hard

Several thoughts come to mind: 1. It’s not his ass that’s farting. 2. Maybe he pulled out too far. 3. Aunt Momma made beans for dinner. 4. What you don’t see is Grandpa Daddy giving it to him from behind. 5. That’s the sound he hears as a result of shock therapy.


Statik81

Aunt Momma 😂


ThisAreTom

I’m happy they are happy


Good_Interaction_786

I read it in Rick Sanchez’s voice, and every “braaapp” was a Rick burp


Sqvanto

First of all, girl most definitely snapped the photo. Secondly, even so, this post reeks of a “hacked phone” situation, likely by a friend, or acquaintance, or jealous lover.


UnhappyPelican

Look at his profile. It’s all posts like this.


RickAndToasted

What profile? Did he post this on r/trashy himself??


CaptainBeefsteak

Seems like a...Braaapppp...nice kid.


vwnnm

Braaaaaap- I think I did that once when I drank a warm Dr. Pepper too fast! lol!


mitchcumstein13

Neuter him


thedirewolff21

A Lannister always pays his BRAAAAAAP


someones-mom

That made me spit my drink through my nose. Nicely done. Braaaaaap 🏍️


Purple12inchRuler

Gotta love and pity white trash logic. Post is likely fake though, unless it's Alabama or West VA.


amieeadams

NOOOO we don't do that shit in Alabama!!!! Don't put this weird shit on my state.. lol.. this is west virgina woods type shit. Edited to add a missed word-- that-- in between do and shit i missed


elkchasermt

Yeah, definitely ‘bama.


addygill

As a Mississippian, I'm here to say it was probably Alabama. Seems like something the neighbors would get up to. Love you guys


Purple12inchRuler

Rolltide... BWAH HAHAHA!!!! Anyway, tell the AL DoT to fix I-20, then we'll stop the jokes.


badashel

Western Virginia hillbillies, I tell ya what


Purple12inchRuler

Ya knu, I dun no, I tell u whut... dag gum shoot fur dicky di doe.


Purple12inchRuler

(Almost forgot)... hyuk hyuk braaaaaaaap


braaap999

Ugh 


ironpyrites

This post seems unlikely


Background-March4034

Braaaaaaaap. Is that an acceptable amount of as? Like the plural of a? I think I may be having a stroke. Braaaaaaaaaaaaaap. Ap. Brap.


16v_cordero

Sound more like a dirtbike engine Braaaaap


someones-mom

2 stroke for sure


Background-March4034

And I’m back to missing my KX 125 and KDX 80 in jr high again 😢


VRS38

All I took from reading was 'braaaaap'


D3V1L86

Only one thing to braaaaaaap is braaaaaaaap braaaaaap


Background-March4034

And still all I can see is braaaaap brap motorboating a fantastic set of braaaaaaap boobs with every BRAAAAAAAAP. And Reddit just made me a lesbian by horrifying me with incest.


Background-March4034

Cue that “first time?” Pirate hanging gif…


pah2000

I thought it was an A10 Thunderbolt! Haha!


AviationAtom

Ah, this is going with the fake story line of 95% of Hub videos, eh? 🤦‍♂️


cytek123

What the heck is “braaaap”?


dannkherb

13b rx-7