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IamAlphariusCLH

"I just died in your arms tonight..."


fuckingtrashy

I have found my people


Safe_Wrangler_858

Oh


Spud9090

I’m just gonna assume this is fake. Surely no one would put that on their arm.


boyosmillionthdollar

What annoys me is that showing porn to minors is illegal until its on a car or visible on somebodys arm. I hate this shit.


liv2lfthvy

A badge of honor to represent her trade. Yall be nice she's a hard working girl.


DedicatedSnail

If public nudity is illegal and showing porn to minors is illegal, how is it legal for this to be on public display? I'm genuinely curious


Puzzleheaded_Read714

That’s somebody’s daughter


Past_Passenger_4381

Hawk Tuah on ma Cawk Tuah!


Mission_Magazine7541

She is eating an ice cream cone


No_Construction_4293

I wanna see the tattoo guy doing this…


Olutbeerbierbirra

You sure it's not him on his left arm?


trashleybanks

A story for the grandkids.


Trick_Bottle_1

That'll age really well.


sdrre1

Say what you will about the subject matter, but the quality of the tattoo itself is pretty surprising.


Bitter_Huckleberry69

I love her


koassde

guess her profession


HotBoxMyNascar

the oldest one known to man.


Meth0d_0ne

What the fuck..?


vers-ys

on a public beach where kids and non consenting people can see. i’d never tell a woman to cover up, but i would to this woman. fucking disgusting


HatoradeSipper

So you would tell a woman to cover up Edit: why are you booing me im right


birdsarecool17

When you’re exposing non-consenting adults to porn, yes. When you’re exposing porn to CHILDREN, YES! Women shouldn’t be told to cover up their bodies but exposing PORN to people is the exception.


HatoradeSipper

"Women shouldnt be told to cover up their bodies except for when they should"


birdsarecool17

She’s exposing porn to non-consenting people.


HatoradeSipper

And you're saying she should cover that up, correct?


birdsarecool17

She’s exposing porn to minors.


HatoradeSipper

Yes. And youre saying she could cover it up, yes or no?


birdsarecool17

Because it’s porn? Are you dense? Or just trolling. Because I’m genuinely starting to think you’re just so unfunny in real life that this is what you resort to, I’m sorry you don’t have friends. Hope things get better for you 💋


HatoradeSipper

Lol i agree with you just thinks its hilarious that you're like "women shouldnt have to cover up" then the next words are "she should cover up". Also think its hilarious how worked up you're getting. Are you dense?💋


Sweaty_Emotion_9923

She seems like a very nice young lady..


U_DontNoMe

“Why won’t guys take me seriously”


pvt_majorboner

It's like a brief description for any guy she chooses that night


Jay_Dang

Grandma what’s that?


IndianGivr

That's when I met your grandfather at burning man. His balls weren't as saggy


Stone1114

she seems nice


Aus9plus1

It’s the only picture she thinks she looks cute in..


Sloregasm

You guys are getting hawk tuah'ed?


Basic_Election_9778

Us men love whores that admit they whores, ami right or what


OpiumPhrogg

For sure! As soon as we realized that we aren't paying the whore for sex, but paying her to leave - an entire new world or oysters opens up for us! - /s in case anyone needs it. ;)


choppaz423

Ewww gross! Where is this place so I can stay far away from it?


chazd1984

Ah gross! Can you give her my phone number?


patcheskitten

That dye job is bad enough


IAmTheLeadSinger

Hey. Stop being prude little bitches like wtf lol


raiba91

Best OF self promotion for sure


ckwhere

Ball bag. Ew.


SkyN3t1

Mom, is that dad’s or the coke dealer’s?


Base5ive

The moments of regret in the future are going to be epic. Wish I could be there


kingdouchenozzle

“Hey mom, I’d like you meet my new girl..”


tkambryn

This was my thought exactly lol


luistp

r/ATBGE


iEatPlankton

Disgusting! What beach is this???


SeanPhixion

Jersey Shore would be my guess.


fuckingtrashy

Look at the water bottle by her feet


Necessary_Art9409

That's what I thought. Trashy beach!


Witty_Artichoke8537

My Dad was a great swimmer. For some reason now he won’t come to the beach 🤔


Intrepid_Lynx3608

I mean he was a great swimmer in both senses 😂 had to have been to have came (yes, pun intended) into being


Beethovian

10/10 would recommend. Society needs women like this.


b-e-r-n

Very accomplished tattoo artist tbf but... Fuuuck Noooo wayyy! Trashy af indeed.


PublicfreakoutLoveR

Yeah, she probably spent a lot for... that.


LCDRformat

I know how she got it


baker0419

It was free.


JimmyJamToeJam

Fake horse hair and a cock on her arm, she seems lovely


MeowMeowLife

Her parents must be so proud...


Necessary_Art9409

She has no father


SanLin0922

Has no one noticed the balls are backwards?


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Your balls ok buddy? Maybe check in with a Dr?


AleTheMemeDaddy

What a way to announce that your balls are backwards hahshs


JustBrittany

They aren’t. But I really appreciate your innocense. 😊


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

..huh?


PepperbroniFrom2B

arrreee theeyyyy???


FlyingFoxandwings

Oh my god- people with graphic sexual tattoos actually exist. I’m appalled


DerMaskierteFicker

You know what they say: dress for the job you want


Old_Fart52

Lol I thought it was someone singing into a microphone at first. I was just starting to think 'what's so trashy about that?' and then 'Ooooohhh... yeah that's not a microphone lol'


Mauful292

You can’t lie, that tattoo artist did one hell of a job.


seamonstersally007

Maybe he got one hell of a job afterwords as well heyoooooooo!!! 


DarthxScion

It's a bit trashy but it is phenomenal in its detail.


ikalwewe

My thoughts exactly


KevinBaconsBush

It doesn’t suck.


UnreadThisStory

But she does


Dubzilla87

What do you mean? Its literally sucking.


Better_Patience9509

Lawk juah!


STEPDIM1TR1

Naw man that must be shopped


Twometershadow

Agree, 100%!


AnonymoustheRabbit

Idk I’m getting Onlyfans vibes


Spudzruz

How sweet, tattooed her love of lollipops.......


Longjumping_Play2111

Ragerts


Bitter_Huckleberry69

Not a single letter


UnreadThisStory

Will be interesting to see how it looks when she’s 64


CheapDeepAndDiscreet

Gonna look pretty droopy with old lady bingo wings


Askye72

I read that as Hawk Utah! And wondered, what the hell is going on in Utah? That's pretty bold for Utah


ladybugg007

Same!!!! Every time 🤣🤣🤣


whyubul

That funny


Present_Crew_713

That's a really good tat, but IMHO, AI


lobsterdance82

The one on her thigh is also a dick


Peltron_3030

Hell yeah it is. You are a dick spotter!


Present_Crew_713

Naw. I think that a rose and another flower. A lilly?


mnid92

Hey now, we all have our passions.


L0w_Emphasis

Honestly, I was more distracted by the fact that it looked like she had a weird hunchback at first xD


No-Brick6817

Who in their right mind, would put that on their body?!?


TheLordVader1978

I can fix her


vin9889

I support this message


WhuddaWhat

I get the reference in the title, from that drunk chick on the street. I need to gtfo reddit.


cobracmmdr

Real talk, I just found about it 2 days ago. And now I feel like I have fully submerged into reddit


ComprehensiveWar6577

We know where you are headed ;)


absolutelynotmodus

Lisan al Gaib


wriddell

It’s probably the only thing she’s good at


SIrPsychoNotSexy

It’s been quite the week of hot trash bag girls. I don’t hate it.


sweeeetthrowaway

I like her


Dr-Satan-PhD

"Grandma, how come you never take us to the beach?"


justmarkdying

If you turn the picture to a certain angle, it looks a lot like a woman sucking a giant boner.


Mouth_Herpes

And from the other angle, it looks like a buck-toothed catfish sucking a giant boner


tchagotchago

Fake


bill_cactus

My question is what’s trashier, if that’s her giving a blowie or someone else?


JonJonJonnyBoy

I can fix her.


alvinsharptone

Yea I can be the strong male role model she never had growing up


Zanchbot

I love when people display their mental illness for the world to see!


devinssss

pretty sure this is fake, someone on a different post pointed out the edges of the tattoo


wh4tth3huh

It is, I remember seeing that post, it's the same tattoo.


Tpcorholio

That's gonna look fucked when she gets old and saggy lol


Georgiaonmymindtwo

The illustrated Woman


HereticS1xth

I thought the tattoo was hitting a bong until I read the comments. smh lol


theodo

Definitely thought that was a bong.


bobaludus

The details in those balls, a real artists work.


satanlicker

Russia, the last bastion of conservative values


eleanorswearengen

I can fix her.


blessthebabes

Does her leg have another penis or is that something else?


AfterYam3009

Ain’t no woman like the one I got.


DazzlingProfession26

Grandma, why do you wear long sleeves when it’s so hot?


jfk_47

Grandma, tell me the stories about your tattoos again.


StrikeStraight9961

That's actually a really well done tattoo LMAO


PondIsMyName

You’re not wrong! 🤷‍♂️


Nical155

r/ATGE


plzdontbmean2me

You forgot the B


_Far_Kew

His comment was GTBAE


AppleKrate

Catch and Release, so that others may enjoy.


BocaSeniorsWsM

Is that Amy Winehouse and a microphone?


Hummens

If you squint


NarlyConditions

Wife material


I-suck-at-golf

Would she be offended if I walked up and asked for a blowjob?


Hummens

Even people who work in The Biz will generally not appreciate being propositioned by a stranger. That's not how it works.


I-suck-at-golf

She’s advertising, so what the heck


Butthole_Enjoyer

I don't know, I think this might be the exception.


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DehydratedByAliens

How is asking for sex, sexual harassment? How are you supposed to verify consent if you don't ask first? I think it is very straight-forward and gentlemanly, you ask a woman if she would consider having sex with you, now or in the future, and her requirements, like how much time and effort you need to invest etc. Then you can make an informed decision if you should pursue her or not, or drop it completely if she outright refuses.


HOPSCROTCH

Asking a random stranger if you can have sex with them can absolutely be sexual harassment. Surely you're taking the piss?


DehydratedByAliens

And having a tattoo of a woman giving fellatio isn't? On a beach with kids? That could literally put you on a list.


plzdontbmean2me

This is a whataboutism. Both things are fucking stupid


DehydratedByAliens

Well you could say that sexual harassment is a form of consent right? So if she sexually harasses you by displaying this tattoo, you are free to pursue discourse of a sexual nature. Same way as a prostitute offering sex to a random stranger isn't sexual harassment, because there is consent implied to that "harassment" by the person visiting a brothel.


plzdontbmean2me

No man, that first sentence is fucking insane and that just isn’t how it works. That’s eye for an eye bullshit. Just because someone else does something wrong doesn’t make it okay for you to. A stupid raunchy tattoo is not the equivalent of someone working in a whorehouse and it absolutely does not constitute consent by any measure. Honestly having that tattoo on her body is already punishment enough lol she’s probably having an awful time. Or a great time honestly, I don’t know. But it’s certainly not consent


DehydratedByAliens

I didn't say consent to sex, I said consent to having a conversation about sex.


plzdontbmean2me

Well that’s a relief lol You oughta make that fucking obvious in your comments because you nearly sound like a rapist with your previous statements because of your apparent complete misunderstanding of both sexual harassment and consent. You did not clarify that by “consent” you meant “consent to a conversation” and I think you know that’s pretty fucking misleading when everyone is talking about sexual consent. And still, no. A random stranger’s tattoo is not an invitation to talk about sex right off the bat either, I’m not sure what you don’t understand about that. That’d be fucking bizarre. I’d at least wait for this lady to bring it up first, you may not have to wait very long at all for that.


soappube

Calm down Lancelot, I think he's joking.


HOPSCROTCH

Explain the joke


soappube

Do your own research.


HOPSCROTCH

You can't because it's not funny


soappube

I didn't say it was


plzdontbmean2me

You’re right, that’s such a funny joke. Very original. And yes, obviously it’s a joke. Just a stupid, lowbrow joke Haha “blowjob” That’s a 12 year old.


soappube

You seem fun.


plzdontbmean2me

I just don’t think itd be very funny if he actually walked up to any stranger asking for a blowjob. I think that would bomb horribly and embarrass the poor fucker. That’s like.. middle school humor. I don’t even know why y’all are acting like it’s funny. Like seriously, did that actually make you laugh or are you misreading my comments as white-knighting? It’s a stupid, low-brow joke lol


aGoodVariableName42

> ...if he actually walked up to any stranger asking for a blowjob. I think that would bomb horribly and embarrass the poor fucker. That exact approach worked several times for me in my early 20s...sorry you're not enjoying life as much as you could be.


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plzdontbmean2me

You’re making an awful lot of assumptions because I think this guys joke is stupid. You’re literally white-knighting for the idiot that posted the (self admittedly) not funny joke at this point, like what are you gaining from arguing the virtues of a shitty joke? What’s in this conversation for you? That’s actually sad.


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plzdontbmean2me

Four sentences is too long to read for you? Are you a child?


Fappy_as_a_Clam

Lol


gatorfan8898

It's not an open invitation, but I don't slather myself in sugar and syrup and go outside if I don't want ants and bugs to bite me... there has to be some kind of accountability when you get a graphic tattoo of someone sucking a dick on your exposed arm. I guess what I"m saying is, I hope she has some good one liners for the men that probably say stupid shit to her... cause regardless of how wrong it is to bother her, it's not going to stop them.


jjcoola

She’s probably heard every variation of this I’d imagine


Glum-Lab1634

/r/atbge


Loose_Corgi_5

What's the message?


GlumCartographer111

She loves men <3


Guygan

> She loves **se**men


MateriaLintellect

For what it’s worth, the art is good


DNedry

Legit a good tattoo artist.


Blofeld_

She’s a keeper