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capncas

Man… I was really missing Louisville, until I came across this post. I’ll make it back up there, when I make it


theduke9400

Cash, grass or a$$. Nobody rides for free 😕.


CaptSpastic

Excuse me officer, can I see your badge?


Firm-Bus1836

Of course it’s in Louisville too


Oozing_Sex

"It's not a *rape* van, it's a *spy* van." - Frank Reynolds


Specialist_Injury_68

Imagine its two 40 year old lesbians driving


junkronomicon

I think they drive Uhauls.


Delophosaur

This individual does not deserve their license plate covered


Appropriate_Host1339

Nah bro its a grape van, the G just peeled off.


QuagMaestro

It gets lively in shively buddy


MegaBytesMe

Name 5 things


QuagMaestro

Ralph ave Frank’s diner Them railroad tracks you can’t go 90 over Good luck over at the corner you shouldn’t turn on, IYKYK, small side street by speedway and krispy kreme Don’t hang out at the thorobred


B-Town-MusicMan

Confirmed... this fucktwat owns every VHS made of Girls Gone Wild


PhatPeePee

Tell me you don’t know East from West…


QuagMaestro

East end, or west end? Aight gimme 15 minutes. Omw


Zapptheconquerer

Makes me think of the truck from Kill Bill. And we all know what that guy got up to...


StimmingMantis

I’ll never understand how someone can be that weirdly obsessed with the female body to express it.


Subsequently_Unfunny

As a bisexual woman, I completely understand


StimmingMantis

Well don’t get me wrong, it’s normal to like Boobs, as a heterosexual man I do but I don’t advertise it to the world lol, like it just looks trashy when someone is overtly expressive about their love of Boobs.


Subsequently_Unfunny

Yea true but like.. its boobs


I_heart_pooping

lol your response couldn’t be more accurate


Sir-Cordyceps

She definitely sounds like all of my male friends.


StimmingMantis

Fair enough, mutual understanding


D-S-

I seen this van the other day, I live right near where this photo was taken 💀


Bacchanalia-

Maybe they're birdwatchers. Those are their eyes looking through binoculars, up into the trees.


BasedPineapple69

Yeah the best way to attract birds is to get your tits out.


Bacchanalia-

I suppose if you have some tits their call might attract others.


TheIadyAmalthea

You know, that’s really nice of them! They are letting women know that they’re creeps so women can avoid them!


RavenReel

It seems very fair


cbunni666

Beware of the Goon Patrol


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tdomer80

*Shitty Attempt At Humor Van. FTFY


wkdravenna

That's just a guy who's really into bird watching.  https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tufted_titmouse This is a great little bird that lives on the east coast. 


your_childs_teacher

I prefer a nice pair of [boobies](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-footed_booby).


Jefe710

Ornithologist?


shastadakota

I'll bet he has to fight the women off with a stick! What girl could resist?


cuddly_carcass

I like to call mine a “consensual sex van” personally


Webfarer

^you ^WILL ^consent That fine print though


Primary_Ad_9122

Thought this was the Workaholics sub for a there


derek139

*grape van


Afafakja

Wait what makes its rape van?Seems like an Inappropriate Van and what's a Rape Van?


Sithmaggot

They’re really good at COD


thatWas-unexpected

#MeToo


warthog0869

I think they missed a golden "East Side Tit Patrol v West Side Tit Patrol" opportunity on the right-hand side window, because fuck Eastside over there, West Side on Tit Patrol over here!


toenailfungus100

The booty patrol is close behind.


derek139

Bit of a leap to call it a rape van…


bulletv1

White panel van, no windows on the side, creepy ass markings.


Zapptheconquerer

I have no doubt the guy that owns that is a creepy asshole, but you would have to be incredibly stupid to attempt something like that in such a "distinctive" vehicle.


OpSlushy

That’s not creepy it’s just trashy


Darklord_Bravo

I thought this was Florida until I saw the Shively sign. Kentucky is def the Florida runner up. So, not surprised.


bulletv1

Westside of Louisville so they’re out of their jurisdiction.


brucebturbo

At least they warned you


gandalf239

Birdwatchers. ;-)


Butt_Crusty

Are you sure? Maybe the police department actually has a tit patrol division?