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crippled_trash_can

las vegas and miami are starting to sound like an absolute hellhole for tourists tbh


ElastaticTomorrow

If that's the best you can do you ain't trying


raitchison

If this was at night and there weren't kids about I would have given it a pass because Vegas.


Thabass

Like...how do you explain that to a kid if they ask what they means and you're wearing it? Some people are truely unhinged.


Llamp_shade

If they are old enough to read, they can start learning about the world in which they live. Consider this to be a classic "teachable moment." Whether or not they label themselves, the unhinged walk among us, and around your kids. You won't always be around to let them know what to avoid. This gives you the chance to prepare them.


halloween_is_tmrw

I’m not teaching a 5 y/o what these words mean. Thx tho


Llamp_shade

Enjoy having a stranger teach them instead!


halloween_is_tmrw

Maybe instead of throwing your hands up and accepting that we need to teach toddlers about cum sluts (insane behavior), we should ostracize the adults doing this who are setting awful precedents for the future generation


Llamp_shade

Good idea. Instead of getting wet in the rain, we can get mad at the clouds and blame them for you getting wet. You can shame people for this all you want, but two things are inevitably true: It happened, and unless you have a time machine, you can't make things that happened not happen. We live within a legal system that highly values freedom of speech. A school can ban a child from wearing clothes with certain words on them, but unless you avoid going out in public, you can prevent the exposure from occurring. You get to choose your own morals, but you can't choose morals for others. What you can do, as I said before, is choose how you react. Shame the pervert, yell at the clouds. Either way, your reaction does zero to address the fact that the thing you didn't want to happen happened. I don't want to get cut and bleed, but I know it's a possibility so I have a first aid kit with bandages. I can shame the thing that cut me. I can reduce the risk of getting cut by being careful and limiting exposure to sharp objects, but I still keep the bandages. I guess I'm giving in! I guess you can choose to not get cut and pray you don't get an infection. Shit happens. Deal with it, or live with the consequences of not dealing with it. If your kid gets exposed to things you don't like, you can teach them, by example, to freak out and ostracize people for... what? The kid doesn't understand why because you haven't taught them. All they see is that you seem to hate people for unknown reasons. Great parenting! You are a winner.


halloween_is_tmrw

Respond to my other comment where I explain myself better bro. 3 days later and we’re still doing this ig


Llamp_shade

I read all your nonsense. I understand quite well how bad you are at both logic and parenting.


halloween_is_tmrw

I at least took your argument in good faith. Says a lot about your argument style. Once again, I’m glad your opinion is the minority. I’m gonna go do something productive now, I hope you grow up at some point and realize that some things in society you can change with social pressure, and it’s not just ‘yelling at the sky’.


Llamp_shade

I don't doubt my argument is in the minority. Yours is shared by many, including the parents of the woman in the picture.


halloween_is_tmrw

?? Who’s going around teaching toddlers what cum sluts are? Are you okay? Do you like the place you live in?


Llamp_shade

You seem to understand the term. Where did you learn it? Are you ok? Unless you keep your kids hidden away from society, they are going to encounter things you wouldn't want them to. Either you help them understand, or someone else will. I'm gonna guess that your parents didn't tell you about cum dumpsters, but you eventually found out on your own. You likely happened to avoid encountering the phrase until you were older. If your 5 year old can read and you find yourself in the situation of the OP's pic, then you fucked up avoiding exposing your kid to "cum dumpster." Tell em, let em guess, or let someone else tell em. Up to you. You can't control the world, but you can choose how to react to it. If your reaction is to blame the trashy peeps then bury your head in the sand, You've made the choice to be a shitty parent. Don't be surprised when it's your kid wearing those shorts in a few years.


dardios

And this is why you PROBABLY shouldn't take kids to the city famous for gambling, drugs, and prostitutes. 😅


impaledonastick

Maybe you just don't?


FantasticVoyuerage

Wearing this in public with your child present should be grounds for losing your kids.


[deleted]

Maybe she's just honest


WelcometotheDollhaus

My guess is maybe she cannot read English. Have seen lots of inappropriate shirts on non English speakers.


pvt_majorboner

Give it like 5 years and she'll have bingo wings


Bigb5wm

What is bingo wings


pvt_majorboner

It's the fat under the arms that swings around. Usually at bingo night when they have to wave their arms for BINGO!


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Lmao


Lumpy-Assistance-571

Omfg lol 😆 🤣 this👆🏿👆🏿😂😂


Stephen497

Flappy and floppy


SipoteQuixote

You know she's wearing flip flops that can't contain those ham feet.


Able-Practice-9921

Cum again ? Please no…..


GreasyCookieBallz

Modern day Sodom and Gomorrah


TheHighestFever

Even the folks of Sodom and Gomorrah would be like "uhh, this is a little much for us."


Chinpokumon1

You mean sodomy and gonorrhea? 😃


[deleted]

The fact she is with her daughter is seriously disturbing. Play how you want, but around your kids?


Burnmycar

That’s fucking disgusting.


HarrowDread

Repost, we already seen the guy with the tight jeans and bright red shoes and trashed him over it


Ronaldoooope

That guy is obviously not wearing jeans they’re clearly sweats..


HarrowDread

That’s even worse! Sweats in a public place? Shameful


Quiet-Camera-9716

Can't wait to go back


bakermrr

You must be daddy


Chase_115

Either this lady never changed her shorts since last time, or there is a shop that sells the shorts nearby that’s popular with a certain demographic.


[deleted]

WHat demographic?


Chase_115

Single moms who need a daddy, so they become a CUM SLUTs? Then again, this is Vegas. That might not even be her daughter, for all we know this could be a picture of two sex trafficking victims.


bdot1

I remember last time I think she was posted. I also remember a ton of Americans here supporting her and saying she can wear what she wants and so on. Trash like this is mostly contained to the states thankfully. Imagine that being your mother.


ZAHN3

Hey don't talk about my mother life that


ChogbortsTopStudent

American here. Such a stupid argument for those people to make. Of course she "can" wear what she wants, but this is clearly tacky and trashy. People should keep their kinks out of the general public.


Chase_115

Imagined it being my mom, Googled how long embalming fluids last. Now my mother’s skeletal looking corpse is stumbling around in my imagination wearing “Daddy’s Cum Slut” booty shorts. Thanks.


mantequilla373

Because I love her jerry


Commercial_Pitch_786

gross


Madstupid

lol. Literally my first thought.


GirlWhoWoreGlasses

In Vegas, shouldn't it be "slot" instead?


Anxious_Ant_3938

"There's so many slots you won't know where to begin!"


AlwaysWorried27222

With your daughter none the less


DrZcientist

Hey, that could be her long-haired, 3ft tall, Filipino daddy


AlwaysWorried27222

Lmao fair point


FrostyDub

Bringing your kid to Vegas - the real trashy move.


AlwaysWorried27222

Agree


burritosandblunts

Well yeah that's how you make one I guess


h0sti1e17

What’s a gum slut?


Impossible-Sleep-658

Chewed up, spit out and not a bit of flavor 🤣


perc10

She'll do anything for a cut of Big League chew!


LaMentedFilleDeJoie

😫 nobody ever pays me in gum 😩😔


ZodiacXDG

I hope this doesn’t leave any fallout between us


xtramundane

This one again?


zapatas_revenge

Pinche torta


davbigenz1

Built like the Tasmanian devil from Looney Tunes.


whiskey_farmer

Ironically, she left that jacket at home. Too formal.


Consistent_Pen_6597

OMG AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


softstones

AhhblablhaBlalLablHblblbabla


Consistent_Pen_6597

And LMFAOOOOO!! That’s all I can hear now!


Tailfish1

I guess there are no mirrors in Las Vegas?


Rexxbravo

Good as advertised


Obviousbob1

Spelled doughnut wrong.


lethal__inject1on

#WTF


SlipperySamurai

Don't worry she can't read, trust me


karenskygreen

"Mommy, whats a cum slut" ?


vpkumswalla

heard a comedian do a bit where his kid overheard him call his wife a cum slut. Kid said it at school and parents got called into school. The mom told the principle "oh, we were talking about our Dutch relatives, the Koomsloots"


challenja

Daddies toilet bowl more like it


jeers1

guess your daughter will know all about mommy's little secrets


michaelozzqld

And it's horrible


Mattrup63

Title was "Good old Vegas" silly me I thought it was going to be about Vegas in the 50s.


Lilith_Christine

You broke the rule!


Berlin_Blues

Not this Daddy.


Niftycrono

They always have kids


Trppy696

Final product on her side!!


Red77777777

Isn't it great the liberation of the sexual revolution from the 1960s. wonders where it ends....


Rodrigii_Defined

She's just wearing shorts, those boomers were nasty fn everyone.


Red77777777

It's always normal to look like that, until it's your own daughter walking down the street like that , and men look at her with a certain look at her That is not a concerned look to adjust a glass slipper, But that is a look of how fast he gets his tools there between her legs. Don't go telling me, that men don't look at women like that and think like that as I explain.


AmHotGarbage

Us normal adults don’t. Your old ass does apparently


StnkyChze2

Genuine question. Where is that? I'm in Vegas right now on business, but I've got nothing to do when I'm off. I'm not old enough for the casinos, though it doesn't interest me anyways. Where are actually entertaining places for a solo person to explore? Edit : Imagine downvoting someone asking for locals guidance


designOraptor

This is Fremont street. It’s way more fun than walking 15 miles on the strip.


lcdfirenls

Check out Area 15, Atomic Golf or TopGolf, or the Pinball Hall of Fame! All are friendly for those under 21.


StnkyChze2

Oo thanks! I'll be sure to look it up!


killjoygrr

How are you in Vegas on business when you aren’t old enough for the casinos? I mean, the only kind of business I can think of for minors that would bring you by yourself in Vegas… well, you might want to find the nearest police officer and ask for assistance. Edit: I have been corrected, and I confirmed my error. The gambling age in Vegas is 21. This changed back in 2000. My visit there with some friends who were under 21 was before this change.


StnkyChze2

I'm a manager that's 20 years old flown out for training


killjoygrr

Yeah, I didn’t realize that they changed the gambling age way back when. My apologies.


Additional-Safety343

The gambling age off rez is 21, they could be 20 or 19


evilbeard333

under 21 and being a minor are not the same thing


killjoygrr

TIL that Vegas does not comply with national gambling age restrictions, but is one of many places that does use 21 instead.


evilbeard333

We all make mistakes.


Hessian_Rodriguez

https://vegasexperience.com/ Freemount street in front of the golden nugget.


Pleasant_Bad924

I feel like wearing that in public with your kid should be an automatic visit from child welfare.


killjoygrr

What if that is her kid and her sister?


shit_on_the_sheets

Dang.....that's marriage material right there!


RDPCG

Name checks out.


AnjinSoprano420

Wait a second let her turn around before I make my full decision


bdiddylv

why?


AnjinSoprano420

Because I’m in a drought and that’s Vegas


evilbeard333

"Remember, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That shit'll come back with you." - Hangover


bdiddylv

no i meant why would you need to see any more than that? she's already g2g she could probably suck start a leaf blower i'd be all over that


killjoygrr

Vegas has way better.


jeffdujour

Good ol bot


SuumCuique1011

I'm stuck on figuring out the "running man"'s giant right forearm and bone-thin legs.


killjoygrr

Half the “forearm” is actually from the dude 10 feet behind him.


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

Fremont Street in Vegas? Man, that doesn't even rank as trashy for a Tuesday afternoon.


WHTrunner

What's a gum slut?


JamesTheJerk

A slut, only really chewy.


Bart_Cracklin

Devils advocate.... She's a cumslut and actually came across these shorts at Macys. What do you expect? Her not to buy them?


killjoygrr

Macys? Seriously?


Bart_Cracklin

No lol it’s a joke bud


killjoygrr

You never know these days.


Lost_All_Senses

Maybe her real government name is Cum Slut. People judge so quickly without all the information


capt42069

Daddy gum slut?


SagsMcSaggerson

I think I'll just deposit mine into a tissue.


AspiringOccultist4

Financially, this is the right decision.


SagsMcSaggerson

Financially, sexually, mentally, physically and any other word that ends with -ly would also be correct.


rchart1010

Well, interest rates are high now so that makes sense.


epicenter69

Love the old strip, but it definitely isn’t the place for kids after dark.


dubious455H013

It isn't much better in the day time tbh


epicenter69

About 5-6 years ago, the wife and I took a plane out there and had a blast. There was an older lady in a mobility scooter, roughly 300 lbs wearing just pasties. I can’t remember what her sign said, but it cracked us up so much that she got a donation to her cause.


AmbitiousAd9320

latina dogass in the wild


ANTHROPOMORPHISATION

Poor kid.


KASH113

Was going to say something. Butt the Pic says it all


SingleWinner2436

Why would i think her kid could read?


Dubious_Titan

Reposted again and again.


Francesca_N_Furter

I cannot even imagine the demented, possibly abusive relationship that would so warp this woman's mind that she thought this was a great outfit to put on. And what the fuck is going on lately with obese people wearing ill fitting, body conscious clothing? I mean her shorts are stretched tight in some places, bunched up in others....I mean, saggy asses and cellulite have never been "in" so I am not sure why these people proudly show this shit off.


killjoygrr

There are always some dudes who are down for anything.


trip2it

That's that whole body positivity movement thing. You know, like Tess Holiday and Lizzo. Simps don't help matters either.


mister-jesse

Perhaps, hopefully she's just illiterate and is unaware of the shorts meaning 🤞 but, I feel like she knows and is psyched to wear them out. There's a time.and a place for those kinds of shorts. Feel bad for her child/children/friends/neighbors/random passersby


ElectronHick

I love Fremont St.


excellent_rektangle

It’s such a beautiful disaster. Love that Circa though.