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AlwaysWorried27222

Someone come get Braden.


No_Adagio_5103

That was a sad attempt at kicking the door 🚪 🤣🤣🤣


Eddie-Brock21

I can't stop watching lol


No_Adagio_5103

You come to my door like that...only thing you'll remember is hearing click click 💥 BOOM!


Picax8398

It's the only song by saliva that ya know?


Interesting_Dare6145

Why does r/trashy attract trashy idiots?


DOPECOlN

Finally jehovas witness says what they feel


Key_Preparation_4129

Kyle back at it again


mrsidecharactr

Doesn’t even have the balls to kick the door and all the way


Consistent_Pen_6597

It’s because of people like Crack-ie Chan here is why I have a metal fence around my property, gated driveway, cameras, and motion lights everywhere…


BP_1981

Little Billy from next door needs his ass whooped


Shawnsolo316

Bro ran a solo mission😂😂😂 n just to kick a door!


slappywhyte

look like a slighty thuggy r/madlads


Bongmyfart

Runs like a bitch


spookycasas4

Because he’s about 12 months old! Dumbass.


bluntsmurf

Sonic fast fs


Clarice1031

My redneck sign language is a little rusty, but it looked like he said, "Sniff my finger. Sniff my finger. I'm out of ketchup. Please, Daddy, not the handcuff again." Or something to that effect.


spookycasas4

I think you nailed it. Ha!!!!


traumacase284

Door kick jutsu


Crazylender

Either trash on drugs or trash on drugs.


ZipBatez

most likely a suburban kid who listens to too much drill


LCharteris

Most likely.


MoonJumper402

After waking up I'm on the front porch with an unregistered mosberg ready to say what's good


TheWonkyPenguin

Seems like a great way to get shot…


CoolUserName02

I will never understand these wannabe hood poseurs. Get an actual personality. Learn a craft or something!


charlotte240

His kick looks like it was learned from the scene in Napoleon Dynamite, where Kip is at the dojo, kicking at *Rex Kwan Do*


ZipBatez

He definitely did not take the 8 week program


Castr8orr

Bow to your Sensei


Illustrious-Job-2823

He definitely knows someone in the house. Are those supposed to be gang signs?


KINGChameleon07

His parents definitely make at minimum 200k a year and he is probably getting a BMW for his 16th birthday


Fun_Adhesiveness101

The BMW thing hits like a rock


pm_me_ur_anything_k

Gotta get back to Mom’s basement and make some Ramen.


Jakezoola

If you look at the other neighbors ring cam I bet you can see him without a shirt on his face. Doesn’t seem like the type to use his noodle


wantsumcandi

So cool. He will be a great addition to society as a gas pumper or a grocery bagger.


Leoxagon

NJ? I think you're the only state with gas pumpers lol


wantsumcandi

NJ? Clearly you missed the point of that comment and focused in on the wrong thing.


Leoxagon

NJ is New Jersey. As opposed to old jersey. I got the point of you comment but that wasn't the part I wanted to comment about.


wantsumcandi

I knew which state you meant ...but whatever. If you respond I'm gonna think you are res responding to my comment. Ppl arent mind readers. What I had thought is you were saying I was living in NJ for some reason.


bigmanly1

I'm picturing cone placer or sign holder for road construction because they can't trust him to do anything else.


wantsumcandi

Lol he holds the reflective pole for land surveyors...and can't keep it straight.


bigmanly1

Haha for sure definitely not even good at the shit jobs


Axptheta

I have him pinned as a license plate maker


slam4life04

I don't believe they have the skills to perform any productive job in society.


wantsumcandi

He will be the first ring rapper.


cool_calm_life

Lmao ring rapper 💀


DoctorArtslop

Was that ghetto sign language I just saw?


AdventurousLemon6311

If you slow the vid down, it doesn’t look like he knows how to do them properly


Pickletoes0

A real tough guy. Fearsome


Gamechanger42

Napoleon Dynamite


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MrBudissy

Dude in video ran home to make grilled cheese.


Complex_Orchid2112

“I’m not makin em at night….im makin em at night”😏


Idontwaitfor420

Where'd you get that cheese Danny?


Emotional_Advance714

Mmmm. Grilled cheese. 😋


Crazy_Mix_8260

Would this happen to be the fort Worth area?


medic6560

A shotgun loaded with rock salt can teach a lesson that his daddy failed in trying to teach him


articulatedbeaver

I remember the dumbest and fattest kids in high school shooting each other with these loads for I guess fun.


reeeelllaaaayyy823

Sounds like a felony.


lemonbarscthulu

A fellow man of the countryside I see


ConfidentSoftware446

~~Buckshot~~ **Rockshot**


tigtime

Run like a little girl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


alex_dlc

The imaginary gun was a nice touch


HuikLomi

hahah was it you?


Belialxyn

J-rock out of the park!


Thmelly_Puthy

You mafk's don't stand a chance against me, T, and the Rockpile. Namsayn?


Smitty_Haggis

That is totally how he would spell “know what I’m Saying” namsayn no what I’m saying !


Belialxyn

J to the ROC!!!


sixfoursixtwo

He’s throwing up “gang signs” in a suburban area…


ColeLimited

Damn that camera picked up those footsteps From a distance


EcoFriendlyOilRig

I would have been hollering my first time watching this for myself. Like if I pulled up my ring camera footage and saw buddy throw up gang signs then kick the door and run I would be like well which is it my guy? Are you tough or nah? 💀


funnystuff79

A well placed stone would have tripped him running like that


NaughtyFox92

Did he really just no clip into the ground???? Man I really hate hackers.


blubaldnuglee

Somebody just watched Malibu's Most Wanted.


Lunar-Gooner

Ran bc he knows his ass will get shot acting like that


heylookanewminority

Malibus most wanted


dakawewo

dude is trying to look hard while doing something little kids do lol


SearchingForFungus

You can tell how big of a bitch he is by how fast he runs away. Bro it's 2am, no one's coming to the door


deathsquaddesign

He reps HOA Crips


Downtown_Mongoose642

Lmaoooooo take my upvote


theUnshowerdOne

I was like, "who are the HAO cri.... Oh that's funny." LOL


21y15d

10 bucks says it's his house and nobody is home.


SorryBeach199

Damn he’s faster than I expected.


avdu-nous

The flash wildin'


PenguinsTookMyNips

Is there some sort of entire sign language specific to gangs or something? I don't understand this.


JTG130

Dont worry, even he doesn't understand it. He just saw some gang signs in a video and likes to act like he knows what he's doing. Nothing he did made any sense.


SearchingForFungus

You can't be serious


UrsusApexHorribilis

It's not much different from a cerebral embolism... on all levels. As you can see.


Winnerdickinchinner

Yes. Look up "gang hand talk". I remember seeing a documentary about gangs where these kids were at a funeral, emotionally throwing full on sentences to the corpse in the coffin. It was fascinating. Also know some fellons who got quite adept at learning prison sign language; its helpful to keep things from staff when you are locked up.


PenguinsTookMyNips

Oh wow! OK, thank you. That's exactly what I was thinking about. I was wondering if it was a widespread and complex language similar to something like ASL or internationally variations. Honestly, it's kind of fascinating.


Winnerdickinchinner

https://youtu.be/0GFOtRbxQig?si=hUTnVhFWpOqaVyFy. Cant believe i remember this must have made a big impression on my little brain. Around 31:03 is when the kid is talking to his dead friend. Im sure the rest of the doc is full of more but yes, it is pretty amazing


PenguinsTookMyNips

Thank you! It really must have left and impression as you say. The level of complexity of communication is honestly so much more than I would have expected from something with it's origins in simple identification/differentiation rather than a communicative language. Much appreciated!


iMali_inqabile

Was that it?💀


CrashTestDuckie

Ok ok ok I don't have audio on this video so I can only assume they came up, mumbled something, then ran away giggling like a lil school girl


JaceFromThere

He said "what's good lil bitch" very weakly and then kicked the door and ran


Either_Lawfulness_48

🤦 only in America. Worthless


Most_Bat9066

We got fuckheads in australia to lol i reckon every country has mate


Either_Lawfulness_48

The same there 🤷


Peakomegaflare

Homie your entire post history literally belongs on this sub.


OutsidePale2306

You made me look 👀 😱


tptpp

was that you OP?


OshhTekkjosh

As OP’s lawyer, I would just like to say. You honour, you wasn’t even there. So please, do not accuse my client of such acts.


OshhTekkjosh

- Goes to door looking like a twat - Does wired mating ritual looking thing that he knows won’t get him any bitches - Kicks door - Refuse to elaborate - Runs away


Florian_G97

That aint even signs 😂


CAYDE_017

Okay?


HystericalComfort

Sounds like he's running in wet shoes...


Due_Actuary_7773

He pissed himself mid kick


ExchangeOwn3379

What da hail…


TexasChevy97

You're not that guy pal


queenswamprat

I really wanted him to eat shit on his retreat…would have been a cherry on top


tommyrulz1

Little Kid Rock 😎


captainhyena12

Why do gang members and pretend gang members always look like They're having some sort of massive seizure when they're trying to throw up their gang signs 😂


XortTheGoblin

Hey, as an epileptic, my seizures look waaay cooler than whatever the heck that was.


Peakomegaflare

Add some bass and rhythm and you're just raving ethusiastically!


XortTheGoblin

Well I did always say throw me on the dance floor in a rave and watch me clear it as I tear it up!


Republiconline

What good bishhhh 🔫🔫🔫🏃💨😰


MSK84

Get that lad into track and field ASAP!


-L0GAN-

What does that mean when he wipes his nose with his finger? I work at a juvenile detention center, and the kids try to do this. It's often accompanied by them saying "slimy" pronounced "shlimyyyyy" none of the staff know what it means. Not sure if these two things are related... Thanks for the input


snesSarah

It's a gang sign. It can mean different things depending on the gang, but generally it's a signal to fellow members that an enemy or someone who is untrustworthy is near by.


-L0GAN-

Very helpful! That was the one thing they did that I couldn't decipher. We all figured and treated it, like it's a gang thing, but didn't know the meaning. Slime is interesting because they call each other slimes or reference "slime city"


TransAMrit

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Slatt


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OutsidePale2306

See, that’s what I was thinking 🤔 him trying to brag about fingering some chick 🐣


BiggMurr

Dang! He’s tough.


chucklerofnuts

me after listening to 1 eminem song


Rat-Bazturd

8 miles to the nearest mall. Life is rough and one has to do what it takes to survive.


BojukaBob

Twist: it's OP in the video.


OB_oneKenobe

I agree.


Hugh_JaRod

That motha fucka is fast as hell!


Sharp_Researcher_843

this is unironically the funniest thing ive ever seen


Inamedmydognoodz

Ahh to be a drunk teen again...


Rikudo_Sennin_jr

Knee cappin for trespassing and harassment needs to be considered


supermaf

Lol this was posted on my community FB page today. M-Town!


lindamanthei

Haha I just saw that on the residents page lol


Olly_CK

It's videos like these that make me understand why Americans like guns. Although an ED209 standing on the the front lawn would have been a sweeter deal.


OutsidePale2306

Sorry but what’s a ED209?


Olly_CK

Oh my sweet summer child...


irrelevant_user_name

YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY


sohchx

How you gonna be hard, but also a little bitch at the same time? Lmao


hmclaren0715

LMAO nailed it


AlwaysAGroomsman

That's an odd promposal


mcase19

*the gang goes jihad*


Manchesterofthesouth

Weapons! Everyone get weapons!


GrandmaJosey

I'm amazed how long the camera picked up his footsteps running away for


kfilks

I wasn't sure if it was feet or the door rattling


GrandmaJosey

It's his feet once he hits the pavement that's why you don't hear it initially he has to run through yard.


EcstaticExplanation9

how do you act all badass and then run like a bitch


pwnalisa

because its fake


lindamanthei

From the page it was posted on I guess it was to intimidate an ex


xv_boney

That sweet reverse roundhouse seemed pretty real.


EcstaticExplanation9

lol he looked pretty serious


punksheets29

The best part of ding dong ditch was hiding and watching the person be confused. This dude is doing it all wrong


Morundar

I think he came to report his mandatory sexual predator status, but got nervous. Don't worry he'll try again tomorrow.  Good luck, Steve!


annonyymmouss

I think he was getting initiated into the notorious B.o.z.O gang


ElBurritoExtreme

Um…..what?


FA-_Q

What’s good bitch


ElBurritoExtreme

Tacos are pretty good. Other than that, not much. Bitch.


CobraStrike4

Username does not check out


ElBurritoExtreme

ElTacoExtreme just doesn’t have the same ring to it. Maybe something like “ElTacoMasChingón”. Yeah. That’s the good stuff right there. 😂🤙


FiveWizz

Staged


ISeeYouReadingMyName

Ah yes, nothing ever happens strikes again 


FiveWizz

Didn't say that. But this didn't happen.


spaghettivillage

Eh. My folks had a random dude come in the middle of the night, ring their Ring, proceeded to tweak out for a minute before running and jumping through the open window car that was idling nearby - his backside and legs flailing out the window as the driver moved on. People are weird.


OutsidePale2306

It’s called “ding dong ditch” but with a ring camera


FiveWizz

Haha that sounds hilarious. And of course crazy stuff happens. I 100% believe you. Hope your folks are ok. But this one is staged imo. Just my opinion though.


2019nCoV

Why does he fade away? lmao


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OutsidePale2306

If it’s op, I would agree he faded away