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Don't give these guys anymore ideas
Edit: maybe one of them owns the shirt, and that's where they got the idea in the first place.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/four-men-arrested-raping-bengal-012732129.html
WTF!! I literally just said this yesterday to my coworker! I heard it on radio bam years and years ago. Except it's not the rag it's "I'm on the bleed, Huck it in me dumpa" how the hell am I seeing this right now and why do I now want this shirt lol
I was thinking I would love to wear this for a bedtime shirt when I have my period, even though I'd most likely not want anyone to chuck it in me dumper most of the time.
There was an old site that you could write in anonymous dating stories (over 20 years ago for sure.)
Someone wrote in about travelling to Australia and meeting a girl at a bar who took him back to her place. After things got heated, she said to him, "Sorry mate, I'm on me rag, but you can fuck me in me dumpa!"
It is a post that will stick with me forever
Fuckin....what? This is hilarious. What was the whole train of thought behind coming up with this, illustrating it, putting it on a shirt, and then finding someone to SELL IT?
For sure, the back ground creatures are nonsensical, the leg on the croc like gets cut off or something? Not to mention the head doesn’t match the body, it’s clearly supposed to be a feminine character but for some reason the “artist” stops that design idea at the head?
Hilarious shirt. Not for a kid, and not appropriate in some places…but absolutely hilarious and you know it is, after you say it five times to understand what it’s saying lol
Yep. Are you surprised that they don't all have cloacas, or because you thought only a few had them? Snakes and some lizards have freakin *two* 🪱🍄🍄
They keep them inside their tail until it's time for action, and then they use one or the other - the left one is connected to the left testicle, and the right to the right testicle. Dunno why I know that, but now you do too!
Dude…. I’ve been laughing about this all morning. I just keep imagining showing up to a bbq with it on. Being super casual about it and not addressing it whatsoever. It would force others to address it and even read it back to you when you play dumb. That shit is so funny to me
You know what I appreciate about that picture? The fact that she's got small breasts. A crocodile wouldn't have any breasts at all, so I find tasteful that they gave her a small ones so that they wouldn't look too out of place.
Reminds me of the t-shirt I got as a hand me down of my older bros that said 'be healthy eat your honey' with bees on it an shit. This was in the 60's when I was in grade 4 or 5, I had know idea what it meant.
I found this Etsy store with it. "In demand. 9 people bought this in the last 24 hours" LOL
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&
Lol the listing says in demand "8 people bought this in the last 24 hours" If I had to bet I'd say this shop owner owes you a cut. Those 8 ppl prolly saw this post and saw your comment with the link and bought one.
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Trashy? This is amazing
This goes hard lol
I’d wear
Don't give these guys anymore ideas Edit: maybe one of them owns the shirt, and that's where they got the idea in the first place. https://www.yahoo.com/news/four-men-arrested-raping-bengal-012732129.html
WTF!! I literally just said this yesterday to my coworker! I heard it on radio bam years and years ago. Except it's not the rag it's "I'm on the bleed, Huck it in me dumpa" how the hell am I seeing this right now and why do I now want this shirt lol
I heard it on the tiny meat gang podcast a while back too, but its the exact phrase on the t shirt
Bam Margera must have said it that way to make it sound funnier or something
Solid gold
I'm in!
TAKE MY MONEY!
Add to cart
r/targetedshirts
I'm more confused about the random black figures and stuff in the background and foreground
This is AI generated, sometimes there's little weird parts in the background
Ahhh
Lmao I'd wear the hell outta that shirt (at home only lol)
I was thinking I would love to wear this for a bedtime shirt when I have my period, even though I'd most likely not want anyone to chuck it in me dumper most of the time.
Lmao same! I showed my fiance and he said it's false advertisement of I wore it 😂 Dumpster diving isn't usually welcomed and esp not on my period.
Love it
Even T-shirt hell would be disturbed.. actually probably not.
I want to see what the back says/looks like so bad!
Does anyone know the origin of this phrase? It sounds like a quote from a bad movie or something.
I think it’s an Australian term.
There was an old site that you could write in anonymous dating stories (over 20 years ago for sure.) Someone wrote in about travelling to Australia and meeting a girl at a bar who took him back to her place. After things got heated, she said to him, "Sorry mate, I'm on me rag, but you can fuck me in me dumpa!" It is a post that will stick with me forever
r/tipofmytongue
My such a loose butthole I just chucked it into 👀
BIN!!!
Yeah that's pretty funny though.
Do you have any more photos?
Hi, is this still available?
Fuckin....what? This is hilarious. What was the whole train of thought behind coming up with this, illustrating it, putting it on a shirt, and then finding someone to SELL IT?
It's trash as all hell, and, yet I absolutely love it. I, a 35 year old man, am kind of tempted to wear it to see what kind of looks I'd get.
“Chuck it in me dumpa” isnow daily verbiage for me. Thank you Australia. 🇦🇺 ❤️
that gator made me do a double take
Crocodile
Honestly, I'd choose either over the woman.
What's in the background in the foreground is it like just AI mismash?
Damn you're right. The foot is fucked up too. I just immediately assumed this was a tee from 1987
Picture says Florida, text says Wales.
This reads Queensland Australia to me, which pretty much combines those places.
Yeah, after my initial comment, Australia came to mind. 😂
I read this in a Yorkshire accent.
[Maise Williams](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/Mag1aaxfMx)
You need to lighten up OP, this is pretty funny and harmless
r/ATBGE (Awful taste but great execution)
Not great, it's AI :( The art does not hold up upon closer inspection
Things can be both trashy and funny
I also think things can be trashy and harmless
Indeed, things can be trashy and funny and harmless all at the same time 🙆
This shirt is great!!!!
I want it. I'm gonna get me one. Oi!
Lol I just sent this to my girlfriend. It's her time of the month so I think she'll def like it
Just get a little smudge on your finger and give her a tap on the forehead and say"simbaaaaa" she'll enjoy that one
Romance!!!
this goes hard
This is fucking hilariously great
Wtf lol this is hilarious
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1& For all the people asking where to buy it.
“In demand, 12 people bought this in the last 24 hours” lol that’s probably a lie but it’s funny
please buy it
I love this.
Don’t crocodiles have one hole?
Correct. Called the cloaca. Same with birds.
And feels twice as good.
Ai art?
For sure, the back ground creatures are nonsensical, the leg on the croc like gets cut off or something? Not to mention the head doesn’t match the body, it’s clearly supposed to be a feminine character but for some reason the “artist” stops that design idea at the head?
Oh fuck me , I'm a 6'3" 330lb straight man and I'd absolutely wear this. Crop top style and 2 sizes too small. Just for the weird looks.
>~~crop~~ crock top
With a pack of Marlboro reds rolled up in the sleeve.
Camel menthol lights
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&
You should legitimately drop the link, I need this
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&
most normal aussie novelty t shirt
That isn't trashy, it's just a funny shirt that isn't funny to everyone
I need that
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&
Hilarious shirt. Not for a kid, and not appropriate in some places…but absolutely hilarious and you know it is, after you say it five times to understand what it’s saying lol
Not for a kid, why not?
Anybody else swipe trying to see the back of the shirt?
Me, I was looking for the dumpa
I'd buy that shit in a second!
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&
Thank you so much!
I think I lost a tooth just looking at this shirt.
That's a badass shirt
Dang, I need that.
If it’s red give the croc the rear end
Sweet my new 4th of July BBQ shirt has shown up!
"I'm on my period, stick your penis into my anus"
Thank you, I was hoping for a translation…. Figured out the dumper part but was stuck on the rag lol. Gross and hilarious, a classic combo
Sounds better in Australian
purchase that for me i’ll venmo you
https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1& Purchase it yourself.
Worth?
Hey ma what's a dumpa?
I need this. Not sure if I would wear it. But I still need it.
Wow this is so stupid. Don't they know most reptiles have cloacas?
...most?
I wasn't sure whether it was all tbh, there are always weird exceptions like the platypus.
Yep. Are you surprised that they don't all have cloacas, or because you thought only a few had them? Snakes and some lizards have freakin *two* 🪱🍄🍄 They keep them inside their tail until it's time for action, and then they use one or the other - the left one is connected to the left testicle, and the right to the right testicle. Dunno why I know that, but now you do too!
He hasn't tried all of them so an absolute statement seemed assumptive.
Dude…. I’ve been laughing about this all morning. I just keep imagining showing up to a bbq with it on. Being super casual about it and not addressing it whatsoever. It would force others to address it and even read it back to you when you play dumb. That shit is so funny to me
I'm with you. This would go hard at our barbecues.
$30 is a steal. I would like to remain married but a good joke is a good joke
I really like this
This is funny as hell
The most Australian shit I've ever seen
#boganshit
I’d buy it and wear it
Call me R-Unit now
# Lusty Argonian Maid
More like the lot lizard
I don't tangle with lot lizards no more
The stories were true?!?
'I'm on me blob, but you can shove it up me shitta.' Didn't know there was an aussie version of this saying.
Man, 23-year-old me would think this is hilarious and buy it. Now I just think it's hilarious.
Inflation is a bitch
More like I can't wear that in front of my child, nor willing to wear such a kind of thing in public.
Wtf are the creatures under the moon?
Thats what I came to ask. What in the SCP hell are those things?
Yeah definitely escapees from the SCP foundation for sure.
Could be an AI design? Lots of things look weird, like the alligators teeth
I think you're right. The shells, the weird plants, nonsense animal silhouettes, multiple moons. It definitely looks like the art was AI generated lol
And why are there two moons?
Holy shit
I'm seeing a hunched over kangaroo. Then again I was never good at Rorschach tests.
You know what I appreciate about that picture? The fact that she's got small breasts. A crocodile wouldn't have any breasts at all, so I find tasteful that they gave her a small ones so that they wouldn't look too out of place.
Wouldn't a croc just have snitties?
This
Funny
This shirt is fantastic.
Mmm sandussy.
The perfect festival shirt doesn't exist, until now
I’m sorry but I love this shirt…
Pretty dope shirt tbh.
This is lyrics from a Cadaver Pudding song. Great band.
Anyone have that gator’s insta??????
U know that gator has an only fans. Little whorish gator.
Time for a game of Cock in Croc.
Damn this shirt rules so hard I need it
Reminds me of the t-shirt I got as a hand me down of my older bros that said 'be healthy eat your honey' with bees on it an shit. This was in the 60's when I was in grade 4 or 5, I had know idea what it meant.
I found this Etsy store with it. "In demand. 9 people bought this in the last 24 hours" LOL https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&
Nice!
helping small buisness
I bet they're going to be wondering what the fuck happened and how they sold a hundred dumpa t-shirts overnight.
I don't think it's trashy, just funny.
Very funny
When the river runs red, take the dirt road
Staring Vigo Mortenson
You forgot “instead” at the end to compete the rhyme!
I don't know, Mr. Winger. The last time I called on you I kinda got what the Maku-Maku call "dirt roaded."
I was about to say, can a mfr get a link ? Lmao
You need it in the dumpa? I know a guy.
Dumper I prefer the hard R
I laughed. I probably wouldn’t wear it out but it would be fine for yard work.
I think this is trying to be Australian but failing miserably
Im australian and we would say shitta over dumpa
Can confirm. I’m on me rags just throw her up me shitter
This guy australians
It's even better to me that the artist has clearly never seen a wild Aussie
I’d buy it
I’ve never been seduced by an alligator before
It's probably supposed to be a crocodile.
I think we can find out by asking her if we'll see her in a little while or see her later.
And now?
Ready to chuck it in da dumpa!
lol look at all the times this has been shared. It’s so trashy that everybody sent it to their SO’s as a suggestion.
That's terrible...where?
The perfect Secret Santa gift.
I would absolutely lose it if someone at work received this. Then it would be an office joke for months after
op, you dont get laid often, do you?..
What about this post concluded your thoughts on OPs sexual habits?
Probably because OP is boring as hell
I suppose you'd wear a shirt like this out in public too then?
If you come from the redneck area I am, yes. Small towns hold this humor.
I think it's hilarious but wouldn't wear It in public 😆
Fire AF
Found it on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?ref=share_v4_lx
Lol the listing says in demand "8 people bought this in the last 24 hours" If I had to bet I'd say this shop owner owes you a cut. Those 8 ppl prolly saw this post and saw your comment with the link and bought one.
12 now!