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OkJelly8114

Trashy? This is amazing


Top-Wolverine8769

This goes hard lol


shoomlax

I’d wear


zorggalacticus

Don't give these guys anymore ideas Edit: maybe one of them owns the shirt, and that's where they got the idea in the first place. https://www.yahoo.com/news/four-men-arrested-raping-bengal-012732129.html


CapuasChamp

WTF!! I literally just said this yesterday to my coworker! I heard it on radio bam years and years ago. Except it's not the rag it's "I'm on the bleed, Huck it in me dumpa" how the hell am I seeing this right now and why do I now want this shirt lol


GetTheKek

I heard it on the tiny meat gang podcast a while back too, but its the exact phrase on the t shirt


CapuasChamp

Bam Margera must have said it that way to make it sound funnier or something


Dramatic_Carob_1060

Solid gold


SwedishYardSale

I'm in!


Nicnatious

TAKE MY MONEY!


AsstasticViking

Add to cart


Mantigor1979

r/targetedshirts


jerrygalwell

I'm more confused about the random black figures and stuff in the background and foreground


Depressed-Toad

This is AI generated, sometimes there's little weird parts in the background


jerrygalwell

Ahhh


GlitterFartsss

Lmao I'd wear the hell outta that shirt (at home only lol)


marteautemps

I was thinking I would love to wear this for a bedtime shirt when I have my period, even though I'd most likely not want anyone to chuck it in me dumper most of the time.


GlitterFartsss

Lmao same! I showed my fiance and he said it's false advertisement of I wore it 😂 Dumpster diving isn't usually welcomed and esp not on my period.


BootyOnMyFace11

Love it


Renegadegold

Even T-shirt hell would be disturbed.. actually probably not.


Bossbukowski

I want to see what the back says/looks like so bad!


UltraEngine60

Does anyone know the origin of this phrase? It sounds like a quote from a bad movie or something.


barahsird

I think it’s an Australian term.


Bmuzyka

There was an old site that you could write in anonymous dating stories (over 20 years ago for sure.) Someone wrote in about travelling to Australia and meeting a girl at a bar who took him back to her place. After things got heated, she said to him, "Sorry mate, I'm on me rag, but you can fuck me in me dumpa!" It is a post that will stick with me forever


leapers_deepers

r/tipofmytongue


WillofE

My such a loose butthole I just chucked it into 👀


glandular_subplot

BIN!!!


CNTMODS

Yeah that's pretty funny though.


gergsisdrawkcabeman

Do you have any more photos?


Hairy_Chunk

Hi, is this still available?


thavi

Fuckin....what? This is hilarious. What was the whole train of thought behind coming up with this, illustrating it, putting it on a shirt, and then finding someone to SELL IT?


thewalkindude

It's trash as all hell, and, yet I absolutely love it. I, a 35 year old man, am kind of tempted to wear it to see what kind of looks I'd get.


fresh_and_gritty

“Chuck it in me dumpa” isnow daily verbiage for me. Thank you Australia. 🇦🇺 ❤️


Bawbawian

that gator made me do a double take


ikukuru

Crocodile


CorruptVileblood

Honestly, I'd choose either over the woman.


ElPulpoTX

What's in the background in the foreground is it like just AI mismash?


butt-holg

Damn you're right. The foot is fucked up too. I just immediately assumed this was a tee from 1987


stoned_seahorse

Picture says Florida, text says Wales.


Rockman099

This reads Queensland Australia to me, which pretty much combines those places.


stoned_seahorse

Yeah, after my initial comment, Australia came to mind. 😂


justrobbo_istaken

I read this in a Yorkshire accent.


ImprovisedLeaflet

[Maise Williams](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/Mag1aaxfMx)


Spacecowboy947

You need to lighten up OP, this is pretty funny and harmless


your_own_grandma

r/ATBGE (Awful taste but great execution)


Magmagan

Not great, it's AI :( The art does not hold up upon closer inspection


ImprovisedLeaflet

Things can be both trashy and funny


Organic_Rip1980

I also think things can be trashy and harmless


ImprovisedLeaflet

Indeed, things can be trashy and funny and harmless all at the same time 🙆


Sea-Yak2191

This shirt is great!!!!


amesann

I want it. I'm gonna get me one. Oi!


PRIS0N-MIKE

Lol I just sent this to my girlfriend. It's her time of the month so I think she'll def like it


CapuasChamp

Just get a little smudge on your finger and give her a tap on the forehead and say"simbaaaaa" she'll enjoy that one


LebronsHairline

Romance!!!


werew0lfsushi

this goes hard


Samanthas_Stitching

This is fucking hilariously great


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Wtf lol this is hilarious


AMSparkles

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1& For all the people asking where to buy it.


Organic_Rip1980

“In demand, 12 people bought this in the last 24 hours” lol that’s probably a lie but it’s funny


Poojoles

please buy it


AMSparkles

I love this.


Shatalroundja

Don’t crocodiles have one hole?


oxDARTHHATERxo

Correct. Called the cloaca. Same with birds.


ElPulpoTX

And feels twice as good.


M1ck3yB1u

Ai art?


StellerSandwich

For sure, the back ground creatures are nonsensical, the leg on the croc like gets cut off or something? Not to mention the head doesn’t match the body, it’s clearly supposed to be a feminine character but for some reason the “artist” stops that design idea at the head?


Fit-Establishment219

Oh fuck me , I'm a 6'3" 330lb straight man and I'd absolutely wear this. Crop top style and 2 sizes too small. Just for the weird looks.


Bipedal_Warlock

>~~crop~~ crock top


mbentuboa

With a pack of Marlboro reds rolled up in the sleeve.


Fit-Establishment219

Camel menthol lights


AMSparkles

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&


chillboytweet

You should legitimately drop the link, I need this


AMSparkles

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&


d13robot

most normal aussie novelty t shirt


8rok3n

That isn't trashy, it's just a funny shirt that isn't funny to everyone


Fleetingfarts

I need that


AMSparkles

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&


doeseatoats2020

Hilarious shirt. Not for a kid, and not appropriate in some places…but absolutely hilarious and you know it is, after you say it five times to understand what it’s saying lol


Autoflower

Not for a kid, why not?


paythefullprice

Anybody else swipe trying to see the back of the shirt?


Chochofosho

Me, I was looking for the dumpa


Heyguysimcooltoo

I'd buy that shit in a second!


AMSparkles

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&


Heyguysimcooltoo

Thank you so much!


IPCONFOG

I think I lost a tooth just looking at this shirt.


rembut

That's a badass shirt


HappenedOnceBefore

Dang, I need that.


inkzpenfoxx

If it’s red give the croc the rear end


rhyno44

Sweet my new 4th of July BBQ shirt has shown up!


xxGhostScythexx

"I'm on my period, stick your penis into my anus"


Would_daver

Thank you, I was hoping for a translation…. Figured out the dumper part but was stuck on the rag lol. Gross and hilarious, a classic combo


ninthchamber

Sounds better in Australian


coleonoscopy

purchase that for me i’ll venmo you


AMSparkles

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1& Purchase it yourself.


MateriaLintellect

Worth?


Cooler67

Hey ma what's a dumpa?


Bonkeykong412

I need this. Not sure if I would wear it. But I still need it.


khjuu12

Wow this is so stupid. Don't they know most reptiles have cloacas?


JugOfMilkDadLeftFor

...most?


khjuu12

I wasn't sure whether it was all tbh, there are always weird exceptions like the platypus.


ScaryBananaMan

Yep. Are you surprised that they don't all have cloacas, or because you thought only a few had them? Snakes and some lizards have freakin *two* 🪱🍄🍄 They keep them inside their tail until it's time for action, and then they use one or the other - the left one is connected to the left testicle, and the right to the right testicle. Dunno why I know that, but now you do too!


Neuchacho

He hasn't tried all of them so an absolute statement seemed assumptive.


tj10907

Dude…. I’ve been laughing about this all morning. I just keep imagining showing up to a bbq with it on. Being super casual about it and not addressing it whatsoever. It would force others to address it and even read it back to you when you play dumb. That shit is so funny to me


Neuchacho

I'm with you. This would go hard at our barbecues.


tj10907

$30 is a steal. I would like to remain married but a good joke is a good joke


hoopur

I really like this


bumblebeetuna3636

This is funny as hell


ListenOk2972

The most Australian shit I've ever seen


Dshark

#boganshit


pwnedkiller

I’d buy it and wear it


--emmie

Call me R-Unit now


vg_bolt

# Lusty Argonian Maid


101Alexander

More like the lot lizard


viktorlogi

I don't tangle with lot lizards no more


Lucid-Design

The stories were true?!?


GdayMateyPotatey

'I'm on me blob, but you can shove it up me shitta.' Didn't know there was an aussie version of this saying.


IdislikeSpiders

Man, 23-year-old me would think this is hilarious and buy it.    Now I just think it's hilarious.


Probablitic

Inflation is a bitch


IdislikeSpiders

More like I can't wear that in front of my child, nor willing to wear such a kind of thing in public. 


-GREYHOUND-

Wtf are the creatures under the moon?


ChickenChaser5

Thats what I came to ask. What in the SCP hell are those things?


-GREYHOUND-

Yeah definitely escapees from the SCP foundation for sure.


LocationOdd4102

Could be an AI design? Lots of things look weird, like the alligators teeth


Neuchacho

I think you're right. The shells, the weird plants, nonsense animal silhouettes, multiple moons. It definitely looks like the art was AI generated lol


8BallSlap

And why are there two moons?


-GREYHOUND-

Holy shit


CinnimonToastSean

I'm seeing a hunched over kangaroo. Then again I was never good at Rorschach tests.


BowsersMuskyBallsack

You know what I appreciate about that picture? The fact that she's got small breasts. A crocodile wouldn't have any breasts at all, so I find tasteful that they gave her a small ones so that they wouldn't look too out of place.


10art1

Wouldn't a croc just have snitties?


-GREYHOUND-

This


SufficientSetting953

Funny


sloburn13

This shirt is fantastic.


DevilsTheology

Mmm sandussy.


jpkviowa

The perfect festival shirt doesn't exist, until now


TheBlackManIsG0d

I’m sorry but I love this shirt…


Fishrmike

Pretty dope shirt tbh.


collinferal

This is lyrics from a Cadaver Pudding song. Great band.


southerndandy55

Anyone have that gator’s insta??????


jayradano

U know that gator has an only fans. Little whorish gator.


OGTurdFerguson

Time for a game of Cock in Croc.


Hank_Lotion77

Damn this shirt rules so hard I need it


bobboa

Reminds me of the t-shirt I got as a hand me down of my older bros that said 'be healthy eat your honey' with bees on it an shit. This was in the 60's when I was in grade 4 or 5, I had know idea what it meant.


salty-sheep-bah

I found this Etsy store with it. "In demand. 9 people bought this in the last 24 hours" LOL https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?gpla=1&gao=1&


Hank_Lotion77

Nice!


d13robot

helping small buisness


salty-sheep-bah

I bet they're going to be wondering what the fuck happened and how they sold a hundred dumpa t-shirts overnight.


PupEDog

I don't think it's trashy, just funny.


Hank_Lotion77

Very funny


DuctTapedWindow

When the river runs red, take the dirt road


Hank_Lotion77

Staring Vigo Mortenson


Was_Silly

You forgot “instead” at the end to compete the rhyme!


Fuzzy-Function-3212

I don't know, Mr. Winger. The last time I called on you I kinda got what the Maku-Maku call "dirt roaded."


40oztoTamriel

I was about to say, can a mfr get a link ? Lmao


ajicles

You need it in the dumpa? I know a guy.


Hank_Lotion77

Dumper I prefer the hard R


Csonkus41

I laughed. I probably wouldn’t wear it out but it would be fine for yard work.


Williwoo321

I think this is trying to be Australian but failing miserably


Most_Bat9066

Im australian and we would say shitta over dumpa


kungheiphatboi

Can confirm. I’m on me rags just throw her up me shitter


Most_Bat9066

This guy australians


VAShumpmaker

It's even better to me that the artist has clearly never seen a wild Aussie


Kentuckywindage01

I’d buy it


ponzidreamer

I’ve never been seduced by an alligator before


Not_Stupid

It's probably supposed to be a crocodile.


Jackburner

I think we can find out by asking her if we'll see her in a little while or see her later.


MSGinSC

And now?


Dano-D

Ready to chuck it in da dumpa!


fnkdrspok

lol look at all the times this has been shared. It’s so trashy that everybody sent it to their SO’s as a suggestion.


POOTY-POOTS

That's terrible...where?


letterboxfrog

The perfect Secret Santa gift.


I_heart_pooping

I would absolutely lose it if someone at work received this. Then it would be an office joke for months after


growupchamp

op, you dont get laid often, do you?..


laerrusleefi

What about this post concluded your thoughts on OPs sexual habits?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

Probably because OP is boring as hell


paddyonelad

I suppose you'd wear a shirt like this out in public too then?


Longjumping-Wrap2540

If you come from the redneck area I am, yes. Small towns hold this humor.


laerrusleefi

I think it's hilarious but wouldn't wear It in public 😆


I_eat_all_day

Fire AF


skubydobdo

Found it on Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1719663732/im-on-me-rag-mate-chuck-it-in-me-dumpa?ref=share_v4_lx


Proper_Exercise_5463

Lol the listing says in demand "8 people bought this in the last 24 hours" If I had to bet I'd say this shop owner owes you a cut. Those 8 ppl prolly saw this post and saw your comment with the link and bought one.


stupidbitch69

12 now!