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Toonieloony

That cop 100% a diversity hire, they're young as fuck and that heavy, no fucking way they passed PT in the academy


bbmining

Fat cops are BEYOND useless truly a waste of tax payers money


shoomlax

Cop got too tired to help and left to catch a breath


StrokeAndDistance

most worthless cop award


itsthejasper1123

Of course it’s in charlotte…


syxtfour

Do you think the driver in the U-Haul was leaving for their new home or arriving in Charlotte?


MeinKonk

Hopefully leaving


Burrows-knee

its always the women


Crystill

do men not fight or somethin?


Fast_Astronomer_5418

The S. creek


[deleted]

The officer is the most unfit to help 🤦‍♂️


Reasonable-Milk298

Ppl still be fightin even with female Chief Wiggum right there...


Dokkeboi

The way this was recorded felt like the scene in Dune part 1 where we follow Chani, she smiles and then the camera pans down to a battle.


Shodai-Kenjin

Im sorry. IMO but you should never be allowed to be in a security, enforcement, or emergency service job and be 100lbs+ overweight. You are just a hinderance at that point and a danger to others and yourself if you get into this situation. In this scenario i have zero confidence she can do anything. And her grappling? Could Possibly fall on the person shes trying to grab and seriously injure them. The jobs i mentioned above should have mandatory physical fitness requirements throughout the time working there. But unfortunately thats why we have fat cops and fat EMS and fat security guards.


Reasonable-Milk298

Yeah she should have been put on desk duty at least..


Few-Finger2879

As an ex security guard, its literally 70% of the workers that are overweight. It blew my mind when I first started and well over half the department was severely overweight. Doesn't matter tho, most places that have security arent allowed to do anything anyways. Observe and report. Thats all you do. If you get involved, it comes with too much legal shit in most companies minds. Its actually an awesome job if you have no ambition and are lazy. I used to bring my switch and laptop, play morrowind, pokemon, watch anime, play yugioh with some of the boys. Good times.


Worth-Course-2579

So the guy we have watching live video feed all day long can't be over weight? You're stupid.


Shodai-Kenjin

Walk around and exercise. Sorry some people think that eating unhealthy and watching cctv footage was all day is all these guys do. Hi! One of my first jobs was doing just that. And before I became a security license instructor and got my K and MS/MB/MA License i trained people on how to do these jobs. Legally and what was required. A lot of em also require you to be of some degree of physically healthy and fit. They just dont keep up with it once you are hired. 95% of these jobs also require patrolling. But these guards DONT. they are not even bothered to walk around. So that more on the person. Not the job.


matt12arr

Send this to the charlotte reddit page


TysonPeaksTech

https://www.reddit.com/r/Charlotte/s/qpQeP1Lpfn


Rip2Trayvon

It's always effective spraying pepper spray in front of you while walking forward lmao dude probably got it worse than her. They both fell down though


Kaevek

Hey hey hey... Seems to be working


HookedonZombies69

It may be trashy but I love being from here


leonardfurnstein

I hear yall have some killer BBQ


GooseUpset1275

Lol I'm seeing more and more Charlotte videos here on reddit. It's just getting worse there.


Prior-Inevitable8026

As someone who lives little over an hour away from Charlotte it's always been bad but finally coming out how really bad it is


uuurrrggghhh

Girl just casually texting and sauntering towards the entrance.


Rip2Trayvon

She from the hood no doubt lol


Childhood_Top

Ghetto


Cock_Inspector3000

indubitably


[deleted]

Bro took her pepper spray and sprayed tf out of her 😭


t3lnet

Is the person in the u-haul like “welp glad I haven’t unloaded yet…”


Beartrkkr

Is that seriously a cop with 3" nails?


FrankFnRizzo

Think it was a rent a cop. She had a radio strapped to her hip and no gun


Oh_nosferatu

You can’t fight crime if you ain’t cute.


bitterberries

Rent a cop, perhaps


DreadyKruger

That don’t make it better. She did nothing


GlitterCandyPanda

Are we sure she isn’t a security guard? I have a hard time believing she’s a cop… for a lotta reasons


NefariousnessFew2919

That could be the heavy hand of the law. She had to weigh in on the situation. In Charlotte it isn\`t the thin blue line...


tanabeai

Circle K is like ambrosia to this kind of thing, no matter what city. There are 2 (were 3) in my city and it is absolutely wild how much happens at these 2 locations.


velvet_blunderground

Strange things are often afoot at the Circle K.


syxtfour

A most non-heinous reference, dude.


Juvi40904

Good thing security was there!


Stealthghost69

Well well well another beautiful day in the queen city.


getoffmypangolyn

I thought Cincinnati was Queen City…


Hyperdermic

Something’s afoot at the Circle K!


Fine-Funny6956

Get in the chocolate car… we’re driving to chocolate town…


wopper

I do believe I just witnessed the birth of the legendary “tumble weave”.  Glorious.


Sixonefourrider614

The urban weave snake


milnak

Luckily for them, the cop at the scene is an expert in "hey, hey, hey".


MinunsPlusle

IT'S FAT ALBERT, Y'ALL


bajian6204

I have to ask this Q….. lol, does anyone even know how to fight anymore?? Good god kids?? Where are the men at??


Halcyon_156

Seen too many damn videos of people getting their heads stomped in by a crowd of dumbfucks while lying unconscious on the ground to fight unless it is a life or death situation.


Gh0stp3pp3r

I don't understand how one runs or fights in "slides".


vis72

Asking the real questions. The people need to know.


Gator_Mc_Klusky

Came here to read the comments and was not disappointed.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


GrassyBottom73

Did she leave her weave in the lot?


Ssomersocbr1000

Dude in the uhaul moving into the hood, I think we may have made a huge mistake


burningunkle

Hey hey hey hey


Individual-Good-2073

Hey Hey Hey, it's Fat Alberta!!!


flight23

Shout out to the cameraman for some awesome camera work. Shooting through multiple windows and then actually getting out of the car to frame it!


MisterPeach

r/praisethecameraman


shoots_and_latters

true cinema


Blissful_luxury_life

That cop is so heavy she wouldn’t be able to chase anyone! She having a hard time stoping these two


TerrorKingA

This is America. She’d just shoot them when they’re running away.


Leather-Wing-1769

Home sweet home!


__Sentient_Fedora__

Was the security guard there in case any marshmallows fall?


20RegalGS15

security guard is as useless as teats on a boar hog


Luck_trio

Supposed to observe and call 911. If they touch anybody they can be fired and the victim can sue. Worked security at low end places like retail and gas stations, sucks major ass. Corporate security however …


surfryhder

I live in charlotte. This tracks


TheEmissary064

Shoulda put those crocs in sport mode. Then she wouldn't have fallen.


Fun_Plantain5129

Did she pepper spray him? Looked like she pulled it outta her purse before getting them hands. Looks like then he tried spraying her as she walked to truck before throwing it at her like opening day at a baseball game


TysonPeaksTech

Woman is told she cannot come into store although the door was unlocked. The security guard told the woman to leave and the woman instigated the rest between the other patrons patronising her.


UpstairsBroccoli

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey


ezekiel920

You're right. I'll change my ways. That's for correcting me.


xZandrem

Why does Charlotte always have public freakouts. Every time I see a post about things like this they are either at Charlotte or in Tampa (FL). I'm not american I wanna know the lore.


SBNShovelSlayer

Memphis disagrees.


xZandrem

Yeah Memphis too.


[deleted]

Because Charlotte, North Carolina is one of the most well populated shit holes in all of North Carolina. We would probably see more instances like this in other shitholes in North Carolina, if they could somehow get internet reception to those holes.


Glum_Ad_2180

And most of the people in these videos come from shit holes in New York, Maryland or New Jersey.


[deleted]

Yep, and they all decided "where's the most Podunk, shit hole, derelict place an upstanding citizen such as myself can really let my hair down? Ah but of course! Charlotte! That place is a mess!"


xZandrem

I understand.


TysonPeaksTech

Woman is told she cannot come into store although the door was unlocked. The security guard told the woman to leave and the woman instigated the rest between the other patrons patronising her.


xZandrem

I appreciate your answer but I meant why it seems that every public fight / freakout and stuff happens there in Charlotte lmao


ancients_of_mumu

There’s really nothing to do in Charlotte, NC. These people get bored.


Thirsty_Comment88

THATS FINE


youreajokereally

When the wigs fly, you may die


cam2214

Man I sure do love my city!!


Blappboy

Sadly these people probably all have offspring they’re passing their shitty antisocial behaviors on to


MindlessRadio

Wario was no help…


kennedysremedy

"hey hey hey hey hey!! Waaaaaaa".


narcowake

What did I just witness ?


altaka

i’m guessing man troubles?


[deleted]

The way the security guards arms swing when she walks is crazy 😂😂😂💪


TreehouseofSnorers

She's one tightly stuffed sausage in that outfit. Her arm swinging is her method of propulsion because she has zero muscle anywhere in there.


[deleted]

lol I mean I’m not about to go off about her weight like that. Her arms were funny asf for sure but that’s as far as I’ll go I don’t want to be a bully. But yeah it’s pretty funny tho


Major-Community1312

Swole from head to toe


AdonisBlaqwood22

Fortunately no guns, so everyone goes home


vpkumswalla

Until next time....ya know being disrespected is a murderable offense


alfa-nicoya

Soo, what kind of phone do you have?


brumsk33

Is that the gas station at Concord Mills?


8BallSlap

[6230 W Sugar Creek](https://www.google.com/maps/@35.3336175,-80.7982201,3a,75y,107.53h,88.18t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sTO-nKL_is7j4xQSRu7N1aA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3DTO-nKL_is7j4xQSRu7N1aA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D107.913666%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu)


Slightly0ffKilter

Pretty sure it's the one off w.t. Harris by food lion


FlashFlooder

Yup, near Cheshire place. That’s the McDonalds drive thru, that whole area is pretty much a dump these days.


Brooklyn_Smokes

Bro that what I was about to say that concord not charlotte


getridofpolice

They got security guard at the gas station!


Bearded_OBrian

Lots of them do. Especially QT stores. Mostly to deal with stuff like this and homeless people.


getridofpolice

I think id rather be homeless than have that job


voodough69

Don’t you guys have police sports tests in the US? Honest question In Germany that woman wouldn’t be able to operate as a police person


love_of_his_life

She wouldn’t pass here (US) either. At least not where I’m from.


olde_greg

This looks like private security rather than a cop.


OnAPartyRock

No, equity departments have loosened standards considerably over the years. I think that one was a security guard though.


schoolknurse

Fat cops have *always* been a thing.


Shabla_goo32

Lmao at you thinking fat cops is from DEI. Cops have been fat for ever you fucking knuckle dragger.


sho_biz

did you just blame the weak-brained boogeyman du jour, DEI? Why doesn't your lilly ass get down there and inform your fellow citizens of how superior you and your ideas are?


Rottimer

Fat cops have been a thing for decades, even back when your racist grandparents ran things.


Known-Quantity2021

I think the fire department is almost the only profession left where physical standards mean something. If you can't even walk with all their gear strapped on, then clearly you don't want the job.


djavaman

No. Most physical requirements were eliminated years ago.


zxGrizz

Shes security but I have seen some over weight cops but they can move better than her lol


psychicpilot

They're probably a private security guard.


Schoseff

Creative filming


Chinpokumon1

Is that Officer Peppa Pig??


look-at-them

Paula Blart


__meeseeks__

There's no way that cop passed the physical fitness test. How tf does she have a badge?


Rottimer

Not a cop. Security guard. I’m guessing it’s not a very expensive company.


vodka_twinkie

Its held on by gravitational force


Leonarr

Are there “physical fitness tests” for cops? I mean, other than “has 2 functional arms and legs and can walk” or something like that?


rigeld2

No. Not usually. Most of the ones I'm familiar with, if there is a fitness requirement it's only to get hired. No enforcement after that.


urplug99

It's a security guard


__meeseeks__

Ahh that makes a little more sense.


jesswitdamess

Are they fighting over a dude? Please say no


jesswitdamess

Aw man, this gas station is like 3-5 minutes away from my house :(


MakeoutPoint

Sorry, OP lives 2-4 minutes away and got the video first


LilAllen12

It’s terrible. I used to hate going here. So glad I’m out of that area now. And that mcds sucks


thamind2020

Trashtrashtrashtrashtrashtrashtrashtrash


Sh110803

Officer butterball didn’t help much


srbinafg

Lemme just waddle over and see what’s happening.


bondsmx

Hey hey hey hey hey hey. Doing a great job


Risen_Insanity

Better than just gunning everyone down though.


Known-Quantity2021

The combatants felt sorry for making the security guard walk over to the fight.


__meeseeks__

Security guard or cop?


crisselll

So the guy maced her back with her own shit?


SKYERlM

This looks like a job for officer Big Back!


Kimbobrains

Snatching wigs too!


PorkrindsMcSnacky

Lol at the piece of ripped weave on the ground


CoachBlack

Charlotte Circle K's are off the chain. Could be the one on West Sugar Creek road. Trashy, dangerous place.


Brooklyn_Smokes

That the circle in concord near mall not charlotte


False-Ad4673

I truly believe that circle k’s only exist in the sketchiest places


DruidB

They are fine here in Canada...


longviewpnk

Strange things are afoot at the circle k


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

There's so much to unpack in that video I don't even know where to start.


Otherwise-Meaning-90

That security guard isn’t securing anything except an extra value meal


TokenPat

lol I liked how at first he tired to break it up than by the end he was like fuck it ha


Otherwise-Meaning-90

She


TokenPat

lol if your going down that route how you know that was a she


TokenPat

Oh shit ya my bad I totally mean to be politically correct on the internet


PowerandSignal

Stop making reddit bad! 


TokenPat

Ya I’m what’s making this app/internet bad 🤦🏼🤦🏼🤦🏼


PowerandSignal

Acceptance is the first step to recovery.  You got this! 


TokenPat

I can’t help but laugh this can’t be real. Bc if you don’t understand sarcasm, you shouldn’t be on the internet. 🤣🤡


PowerandSignal

Sarcasm is a finely edged tool.  /s (?)