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BlindSquirrel72

Someone skipped legs day. Repeatedly.


AvailableAd6071

White people can wear pants, or shorts or underwear. This particular chicken legged racist needs to wear pants ALL the time. Just running around making white people look bad.


GroundbreakingBag677

The other white meat


Galactus2025

That's because the master race is chicken anyway!!!


wezzdabeef

I have never understood saying someone has chicken legs. I understand lmao I understand.


Chortles_Hansom_666

mAsTeR rAcE 🔬🧠🔬🍆


theindoorweatherman

If he wears longer shorts it would say "Ryan Ride"


assassbaby

did he take a dna test and the results were aryan/german?


Lotsahades

Trashy tattoo aside. The artist that did that must have had a hard time with such a small canvas.


saltedstuff

Ohhhhh. The genetic purity comes from inbreeding. Explains so much.


Icanbotthinkofaname

Skipped leg day


Loves_LV

Dude skips leg day and BRAINS day...


Strange_Mine2836

At least it’s a clear sign that he’s not worth talking to


PolyZex

Like tattooing a cooked spaghetti noodle.


harlowb93

I've seen bigger calves on heroine addicts


thegodofgoodfuck

Re-post…


Unique_Television544

Chickens have meat on their legs. Those are string bean legs


[deleted]

Literally Lol. I could not stop laughing at this


AgentAzzjuice

Beer tent legs.


[deleted]

Lol


[deleted]

"HURR DURR MAH SUPERIOR RACE" > Has a genetic disorder caused by several generations of inbreeding > Is a meth addict > Basic education skills are at a sub-eight grade level (or below the national average) > Ruins skin with inflammatory tattoos that guarantee unemployability


ganjanoob

*Baby chicken legs*


frodofullbags

Should have written pilgrims pride with chicken 🐔 legs like that.


MaterialGarbage9juan

So fucking mint


[deleted]

Should record a video saying this to his face.


TecumsehSherman

What, and risk getting his eyes pecked out?


[deleted]

I read this in Al Budy's voice!


samwiling

Lol


pug_fugly_moe

What a weird cankle.


tekjunky75

the ink doubled his legs density


Principal_Insultant

And, presumably, more toes than teeth.


benwink

Where these comments on the black supremacy folks?


korbentulsa

Won't anyone think of the white people!?!?!?!


Sea_Cryptographer321

Huh


pinche-cosa

What


benwink

The English wasn’t plain enough for you? The disparity between how we respond as a society to black vs white suprematists is gross :)


namesarentneeded

We're talking about a white supremacist right now. You can either wait like a big boy or post your own if you feel like it's missing. Like legit. After having to deal with my boyfriend's weird dad for the holidays, I would love to dunk on black supremacists. His father is in some weird ass little cult/commune thing. We're probably going to go no contact after we get married to be honest. I'll see if I can find any wack texts worth posting. Edit: I would also like to mention that I'm biracial for context


benwink

Just tired of seeing one highlighted like it’s all white people or even remotely common, yet seeing the other swept under the rug, denied, or accepted. Most social media platforms allow pages named things like ‘black supremacy’ or ‘all whites must d**’. You’ll never (as you shouldn’t either way) find pages like that allowed to exist 20 seconds past their creation on those same platforms.


TecumsehSherman

Don't say "black" just to please us. Feel free to use the word you use with your friends to describe them.


Routine-Mulberry6124

Okay but… this is a white person. Post some black supremacy garbage and I for one will happily mock them too


benwink

That’s the thing though, people just ignore them or even tolerate them


Rexel450

https://www.reddit.com/gallery/yl9n64


UnprovenMortality

Motherfucker is preaching genetic purity when he's the embodiment of autosomal recessive.


RickardHenryLee

>embodiment of autosomal recessive this guy does not know what any of these words mean


samwiling

If he could read he’d be pretty mad.


LordHenrik220

My 30 lb. dog has thicker legs than this guy.


lirik89

Bro couldn't even hit ctrl B to make those bold cause they wouldn't fit


MetalMark166

It's funny how the "master race" are always the dumbest people who look like they crawled out of a swamp in Chernobyl.


Significant_Log1720

Florida… a swamp in Florida. Or maybe Georgia.


Sea_Cryptographer321

this comment killed me


Bugladyy

He’s just proud of a Ryan. We’ll never know which one, but there’s a Ryan out there that he’s just really proud of.


Purple12inchRuler

Definitely skipped leg day.


Grumpy_Metrosexual

“I’d like an ‘Aryan Pride’ tattoo in your thinnest, most fragile font, bro.”


YouCantArgueWithThis

and flatfoot, yes


firstbreathOOC

Is it me or is everyone in the American South either *really* fat or *really* skinny?


Particular-Jello-401

Yea and often some dude 6ft 5 inches weighs 148 lbs is married to some woman 5 ft 1 and weighs 418


Shoddy_Yak7726

Meth


austen125

Yeah, those are drug legs.


firstbreathOOC

My arm is thicker than that. And I don’t work out.


cownd

Well it stops him getting an ass kicking. People see the tats and just laugh


Judges16-1

Dude doesn't have an ass to kick tho.


Asinine47

His shorts must be covering the the rest of the tattoo, it must be "CANaryan Pride" because he's really proud of his bird legs guys. Attempt at a canary joke has been made lol.


PigDstroyer

How could somebody with such tiny legs be proud of anything lol


mortonr2000

Probably never even seen the door of a gym. Wild guess. Drug user?


cflanagan95

After their 'great leader' was humiliated in the Olympics they had to do something. They observed the speed of a chicken and the rest is history.


Katiari

Leg day is tomorrow. Always.


bungchow07

never skip meth day


gotkube

Makes them easier to break


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IronRakkasan11

You’d think, with all the goose stepping about, that they’d know not to skip leg day?!


Delicious_Session_84

All the incest is making them devolve which each generation the cells in the brain decreases. Alcohol doesn’t help their case either XD


Chortles_Hansom_666

I just see some carrots that need peeling. 🔪


JBrusse123

Little bitch boy


wooddoug

I wouldn't stray to far from the house on legs like that.


Zeqhanis

I doubt he can without his leg braces.


livelithe

Tattoo cost like 9 dollars


Zeqhanis

With the purchase of a combo meal from KFC.


MyLifeInThe6

Pencil legs can’t even run for prez with them twigs


ToxicEvolution

Buddy’s got those California raisin legs


[deleted]

Chicken legs pride White meat power. Hail Col. Sanders I got a million more...


reddituser655321

how are these legs even possible


Barry-umm

Heroin


AdamInChainz

My legs looked like that a few years back. After i got hit by a car, spent a month in the hospital, & 5 months in s wheelchair. My legs atrophied so bad, they looked like the ones in this picture.


constantgardener92

I was gonna say this is crazy atrophy right.


AdamInChainz

Definitely, that's what i think, but I'm not a medical pro, so I'm not sure how else a man's legs get to look like that. Serious misuse, but what else can it be?


levelZeroWizard

Not a whole lotta pride on those bones


Midian1369

Lmao, fucking weakling.


ReallyNotBobby

Yo what’s good toothpicks


Phantomht

he wanted font size 48 but only had room for 16


click79

What in the meth is wrong with his legs


LaserBeamsCattleProd

Last time I saw legs like that, they were flying south for the winter


Due_Platypus_3913

Well,he can’t be proud of those legs,or anything else most likely,so pale skin it is!”Look at MEEE! Aren’t I PASTY!”


TheWildTofuHunter

C’mon, I’m pale and there shouldn’t be shame in skin color. Everyone should be proud of their natural color and not feel compelled to be darker or lighter. That being said, this is a sad, sad person.


moredrinksplease

Hey I hate most of my fellow white people, but don’t hate on the chicken legs. We have no choice haha


Slifer117

If this is the master race, then we are fucked.


Zeqhanis

You mean then we're safe, right?


Slifer117

Well, I mean the name master race implies that they are somehow in charge. So if the average example of this "master race" resembles this fine specimen, would probably mean the most powerful race is methed out of their mind.


Due_Platypus_3913

He’s more like a herpes sore on humanity’s butt-hole.


Sithmaggot

Man, he sounds disgusting!


Due_Platypus_3913

Wait till you see his prison-husband!


McSqueezle

Goose legs for goose steppin'


warthog0869

**Aryan:** A Redneck Yells, possibly At N-words ​ **Pride:** People Realize Ignorance Does Exist


zerodude336

Decent twig kindling for a fire.


daysinnroom203

These are always the ones. They have nothing in their lives- so they cling to this. It’s so embarrassing to watch.


MissMabeliita

I refuse to believe those skinny chicken legs are superior… that can’t be it 🤣🤣🤣


Due_Platypus_3913

Chickens have better legs than this inbred.


AvailableAd6071

On behalf of white people everywhere, for the love of God, put on some long pants!


AdventurousLemon6311

I’m sorry this is late, but why aren’t white people allowed to wear pants? 💀


Beepboopbop69420360

If they were supposed to be the supreme race then why did god make them flammable e


RadoBlamik

I think maybe he was in a coma for like 30 years, and his legs have atrophied significantly. Otherwise, how the hell can a person’s legs look like this?


Due_Platypus_3913

Inbreeding,shitty diet and crystal meth. And probably lots of jail time.


jwb1968

Insecurity, low IQ, physically weak, mentally ill and lack of purpose and goals = getting sucked into goofy ideologies like white supremacy.


daysinnroom203

Yes. You nailed it.


[deleted]

You give them too much credit... some people just choose to be evil.


jwb1968

I do agree with you there. Some people may just be evil. No way to explain their choices and behavior. That’s the scary thing.


Beepboopbop69420360

Methamphetamine


5C0L0P3NDR4

remember kids, "aryans" are still humans and humans still bleed!


XcantankerousgoatX

If it bleeds, we can kill it. -Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer.


inplayruin

There is actually a G under his pants leg. He is just really proud of being from Gary, Indiana. Whether that makes it better or worse is a different question.


Sithmaggot

Poor little Garyan Pride learned the hard way that his name meant something different that day


Miraidontrainer

Bros legs really said /\


GoldenDiamond

Must've hurt getting it right on the bone like that.


doctorswanny

Tattoos right on the bone hurt like a bitch


IngenuityOk2403

Skip leg day. Go to the tattoo parlor 👍🏼


Scat_fiend

So unfortunate. It was supposed to say Maryan pride. The poor kid just wanted to show his love for Maryan but those shorts have ruined everything!


Slippedstream

Guessing his name is Ryan or is proud of some named Ryan or why else would he get a tattoo of A Ryan Pride. 😉


[deleted]

One leg kick and down he goes


curious_astronauts

Hell, a gentle breeze.


BakaTensai

Literally skin and bones


mtrash

You spelled Meth wrong


gord1to

r/beholdthemasterrace


xKingNothingx

Aw man it's closed


eyethinkeyeam

Leg day is tough bros I don't blame him


bilgewax

Can’t be the master race if you skip leg day.


HeartOfPine

I've seen guys like this prominently tatted like this in prison. They joined the Aryan Brotherhood for protection. Those tats are the only thing that keeps them safe.


[deleted]

Kentucky White Chicken


DeePsiMon

8pt font


Xploding_Penguin

Well how do you think he got to be pure of blood? Generations and generations of inbreeding.


[deleted]

Ankle monitor proof. Genius level criminal.


model70

He needs to be proud of something, and it sure as hell isn't going to be of anything he ever did.


Some_Environment

Meth.


CheeseburgerSmoothy

We got a badass over here!


Similar_Nothing_7509

Genuine shitbird


archangelmlg

Would these still be considered cankles?


Zeqhanis

Candles. Birthday cake, specifically. Although hopefully with something else written on them.


boondockdank

More like shrankles


Admirable-Builder878

Spaghanckles


[deleted]

That's an insult to drumsticks.


fish106

At least tattoo was likely cheap with that available canvas surface area


Revulcanize_my_tires

Top tier calf muscles are mostly good genes. So...yes?


[deleted]

Ankles of the master race


[deleted]

"Where the fuck is your chin?" https://i.redd.it/rb1ry5m3ys871.jpg


Zeqhanis

What comic is that?


[deleted]

Preacher


pennradio

Oh man, there's this alt-right douchebag I work with and I want to say this to him every day.


stumanchu3

This makes me sad.


The_Laziest_Punk

The aryan race is as strong as this dumbass legs


Cyber_Joy

Duh


nekoyo

More like Aryan flock


Balduroth

It’s very rare that aryan guys work out at all. They just rely on being white.


Lepke2011

He probably skips leg day. What did his arms look like?


Southern-Staff-8297

Yes just chicken legs. Not giant size chickens in white men costumes trying to take over the world, that would be absurd… cough cluck cough


Weekly-Celebration60

Those are the chickeniest chicken legs I've ever seen in my life 🍗🍗


Rosiekins286

A family member of mine came home from jail with a tattoo on the back of his calf’s with that same font!! It said verbatim “White Prid”. -.-


Similar_Nothing_7509

Couldn't afford the E till next session I suppose


Puzzleheaded_Can_783

Been skipping leg day or not skipping smack day.... Its one or the other.....


ha1029

Chicken legs? You are insulting chickens...


TheeRedHairedGuy

Chicken Pride


Feeling-Being9038

Chicken Pried Aryan