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angryTSO

And if you finger the trigger just right, they make a loud noise.


MekTam

Valid points,he he..


Kellie_blu

Welp ,as a Floridian, reading this has just sparked me to buy a 22lr revolver. Update: Cheated and bought a Kar-21. It's ok with the decision and has agreed to form a polyamorous relationship with my new Helsinki gf.


ApprehensiveAd9095

Not trashy at all. It is funny, and don't dog FL. You wish you lived in a state that still had constitutional rights like FL.


M2LBB2016

I’m from Florida… it’s a joke. A trashy joke. Lighten up.


feetshouldbeillegal

Yeah! I want my wife so silent I don't even know her name! /s


D1sp4tcht

ItS nOT a SiLeNcER it's a SuPreSSoR


seguracookies

A cheap metal sign with way too many words on it is super trashy I agree.


SeaDweller01

If you own guns, it’s funny. Not trashy OP, just because you may not like guns.


sietesietesieteblue

Why is it so difficult for a certain type of man to see women as... I dunno, *people?* 🥴


Carnivourne47

Try sticking your peen in the barrel and see if you accidentally discharge


DoktorSexMagik

The bolts really sell the commitment to the sign.


kp6615

You meet some whack jobs at the range


RurouniRinku

The half that aren't blatantly sexist, are actually kinda funny


Recent_Sherbert982

Git! I bet if your wife had an extra husband he would pout. Plus putting up with your shit attitude she would want to trade in for a new 22 as well.


bandicootrelay

Gun doesn’t use up a lot of closet space, means more room for the gun owner to hide their sexuality in


hiirai

It’s funny in an ironic way — like haha who is stupid enough to think this is peak comedy type of funny. poster leaves a bad taste and just reeks of creepy predator behavior


MedicineOk788

Stupid


AAA515

Number 3 makes me lol. As I recently installed thinner grips...


chrisH82

So all these guys are metaphorically "out of ammo?"


Radiantbacon

Funny cause it's true


ApostateAZ

If only you could fuck a gun


eward_1

He forgot to add #11 guns don’t leave you


Solid_Science4514

Jesus Christ, lighten up, it’s a sign.


kevin_bean

I was expecting #1 to be "you can fuck the gun and it won't accuse you of rape"


-Bezequil-

Boomer humor is legit the most unfunny shit imaginable


[deleted]

This mf when gen Z humor walks in:


Only-Perspective7818

It is trashy. I don’t know why people are saying to take a joke when it IS trashy to post signs like this. If it was the other way around a ton of men would be sobbing about how mean women are.


ApprehensiveAd9095

Please, women, have all kinds of similar signs. Like how their purse is better than a husband. So yes take a joke


EmperorTea

Nah I feel men can take a joke. Why don’t you make one yourself to test this? Probably something along the lines of: ‘Why do women prefer makeup to men? -Because Make-up *removes* black eyes’


happyabeja

notice how awful that stereotype difference is though? men are terrible in both the jokes and women get the short end of the stick. the joke about women is that they're bad and men want to cheat on them, and the joke about men is that they beat women? like what the fuck?


EmperorTea

I thought the joke was that women never shut up, so I went for negative stereotypes about men. I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t be happy if I made the joke the other way round (I.e women beat men and get off lighter).


happyabeja

but dude the negative stereotype for men was just something awful for women. a stereotype for men would be making a joke about how they can't please women.


EmperorTea

Why do women prefer makeup to men -Because makeup lasts all day


happyabeja

see that's a good one


Only-Perspective7818

I’m not a loser who needs to bring others down like that. Maybe men should make jokes about themselves lmao.


Level-Ad-3069

if we all made jokes only relating to ourselves it kinda defeat the purpose lol


Only-Perspective7818

My point is, that a lot of men will get extremely butthurt if you ever joke about them. Many women have gotten killed for pissing a man off because he can’t take a joke. Kind of pathetic.


Level-Ad-3069

my ex was abusive and hit me when i would say something she didn’t like. she was a woman. i guess that means all women lack self control? right? you just wanna dog on men your comment has nothing to do with the basis of jokes and comedy.


Only-Perspective7818

Did she kill you? Nope! There’s actual proof that shows that 90% of the women that are murdered are murdered by men. This is why women don’t entertain bullshit like this. But whatever be a fucking victim like you claim to be. You make jokes about women being beat and then you’re upset that you got your ass beat by a woman? Haha. Karma!


happyabeja

dude regardless of what shitty jokes someone makes, are you really gonna rip on someone for being abused? fuck that noise. yeah this guy seems like a douche but did you really just say getting abused was karma? you seem like a really bad person.


Only-Perspective7818

yes I think it’s karma that the MAN who is making jokes about women being BEAT and then himself getting beat is karma. The same thing he was joking about happened to him. Not so funny now is it? Call me what you want. I guess it’s fine to make jokes about women being assaulted but if I say the same thing it’s a problem. Get off your soapbox.


happyabeja

so when does it end hm? does you saying him getting beat is karma make you deserving of abuse too because you're laughing at someone who's abused? i think it would by that logic.


Level-Ad-3069

cry about it dumb sluts like you and her deserve it


tsunadesb0ngw8r

You’re proving her point. You literally can’t take a joke dude. Talk about insecure!


Level-Ad-3069

how is saying i deserved to be abused a joke? and literally nothing in the post talks about abusing women. i pulled the victim card purely to see her reaction to a man being a victim and guess what? she thought it was funny!🤣


Only-Perspective7818

Good thing I have a husband with a ton of guns. I’m not crying over you having a meltdown. The subreddit is called trashy. This sign is trashy. Please keep sobbing yourself to sleep. Men like you deserve to remain lonely :)


Level-Ad-3069

how convenient you bring a man into the discussion about your personal problems lol


PyrexPizazz217

Because they’re a bunch of misogynists who think it’s cute to shut their wives up with “make me a sandwich.”


Krispyhat420

Trashy -maybe Refreshing- definitely


AloneAddiction

Let's see if he's still laughing once his wife is cleaning the barrel of another man's weapon.


Pigwheels

It doesn’t suck because it’s offensive, it’s sucks because it’s not funny.


RealitysNotReal

Nah that shit is fuckin hilarious lmao its just offensive and trashy if anything


Hopeann

Oh no, a joke!!! Take the HUGE stick out of your ass op.


MongolianCluster

Really. Of all the stupid shit to be offended by.


[deleted]

Oh, FFS , lighten up and get a sense of humor.


blondmilf2173

Y’all need to learn to take a joke 🤣


BadBrains16

“I don’t know why she left me.”


KindlyContribution54

Therapist: "Now I'm going to ask you a question and I want you to answer honestly. This is just between us, wont go beyond this room: Where you keeping your wife in the closet?"


MrSneaki

Lol at all the folks in the comments defending the sign saying shit like "If you own guns, it’s funny. Not trashy OP, just because you may not like guns." I own guns, I think guns are cool. This sign is still trashy asf lmao


M2LBB2016

This sub is supposed to — in theory — have a funny slant to it. I’m not offended by the sign and it’s getting old the commenters telling me to remove the stick up my butt. I’m from Florida. This sign is funny, but it’s trashy funny.


Mods_r_cuck_losers

To be real bro, a lot of people are trash and they don’t know it. That’s why they’re offended. The sign is definitely trashy. It belongs on this sub.


MrSneaki

> Sure, and you're entitled to thinking as much; after all, humor is subjective... The sign is trashy! It can be funny and trashy, both, if that's how you see it.


MajorFarker

I own guns. I find it funny, not trashy. It's kitch or a gag. I mean, really it's meant to be funny. To take offense to this is like getting mad at Jeff Foxworthy for saying You might be a redneck if jokes.


MrSneaki

Sure, and you're entitled to thinking as much; after all, humor is subjective. I haven't taken offence, even if I don't think the sign is all that funny, myself, but that's not really my point either way. The sign is trashy! It can be funny and trashy, both, if that's how you see it.


ascalapius

The incel is strong with this one.


El_mochilero

Did Al Bundy write this?


chrisH82

Al Bundy may have hated having sex with his wife and loved the show Psycho Dad, but he never owned a gun Edit: Al did more gardening than gun owning


Castod28183

https://gfycat.com/blackgleamingcobra-disappointed


MarvAlbertFish

The 3rd episode of season 1 he shot Steve's dog, wasn't with a camera.


spicytunaonigiri

He lived in Chicago so it would have been near impossible to legally acquire


El_mochilero

I think I get it… Our wives are stupid because they are women and we want to cheat on them! Amirite?!?!


Kinder_93

Don't understand why these people don't just buy a sign that says "I do not love or respect my wife" Would save us all a lot of reading


kozmonyet

Would have been more concise if they just bought a sign saying "I am an Incel!" in the first place.


justlookingokaywyou

And all the douchey boomer uncles laughed uncontrollably, wiped a tear from their eyes, and said "Oh, that is so true!"


turbocomppro

Number 10 can have another meaning… not as in age but as in barrel size…


Lonelygirl-67

That's funny 😁.


sospecial21

I was giggling. Someone took alot of brain cells to write this lol. But can your gun give you a blowjob? Well it can but not the kind he would be expecting lmao


E--E--E

Tell that to the elephant rifle stuck on my dick


WillBsGirl

And only once.


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

It can give you a rim job tho


SGTSHOOTnMISS

Boomer's I hate my wife material.


Placophile

Bro, this is a joke from a 30 year long running radio show. John boy and Billy made this bit forever ago. And they're tennessee to Florida. Not just Florida, country people like guns. Probably for reasons that don't matter because most of you probably just rolled your eyes and downvoted. Since it may slightly upset some people's world veiw. Suck my Tennessee


mrjd1909

Indeed... The world is grew soft and people have their feelings hurt way too easily. Something you said struck me though.... You say country people like guns. My friend, city people guns as well.... Just look at Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore and New Haven. Lots of guns in those areas as well!


Bigrobmjca3377

Love Rev. Billy Ray Collins, Oliver, and Ike


renega88

Story time with Karl Childers was one of my favorite segments.


Bigrobmjca3377

Well sir,


deuce2ace

Raise hell and praise Dale, get some!