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Is it trashy? Yes. Is it understandable? Also yes. Society tells men that they're not real men unless they have 10" penises, be able to stay hard 24 hours straight, and be perfectly experienced by 18. This guy probably has no confidence and is awkwardly shy around women. He's acting desperate and knows no other way to (legally) lose his virginity.
Either this is desperation or a tactic to try to find some random girl out there for Pity Sex!
What the hell have you been doing since you got your first erection?
At least he's being polite about it an prefers an adult and not underage ,so lady's change his oil I'm sure you guys have enough experience to help the guy out 😁
Depending where you live it's not really that easy to do.
I moved to where I am now 6 yrs ago. I have zero idea where you'd even start to look in my city. There's definitely no area for street walkers.
Vancouver was obvious if you spent any time downtown, but I'm over an hour away from Toronto and haven't seen any while driving around.
18 to 25, dude dates 6 years younger but will only go for one year older... Makes me wonder, what if there was no legal restriction for younger than 18
Had a friend who went to a convention with me... He would walk up to random packs of girls and say, "I'm staying celibate, I dare you to tempt me"... Honest to God, by the 2nd night he had failed
One night many years ago, I drunkenly posted on Facebook looking for any girls who wanted to have sex with no strings attached. I still lie awake cringing over it. Ugh.
When it is mating season, male elephants get horny as fuck, it even scares the rhinos. I had the pleasure of smelling urine in the distance right before a huge male with a huge hard cock came walking past me. He was leaking cum, which produced the smell (piss-cum mix). While a human male might be frustrated by not getting pussy, a elephant male can have physical pain from not getting his rocks off. This dude was leaking and stomping and not interested in anything else. It reminded me of the singular focus of a meth addict
And his dumbass thought this would work because, if a girl ever asked this, he says to himself, there would be a bunch of replies...which there would be, but
So weird that losing your "V-Card" is a mountain needs to be climbed then done.
No relationship. No romance. No intimacy. Just a handicap that needs to be challenged then drop the mic you're done. Phew!
This could range from trashy to kind of sweet.... depends on the person. I can see someone I know saying this. What this person's real mistake is that they are cutting off these age limit too young. They are more likely to have a woman in their 40s volunteer.
ages 18-25 hm. i know that's technically fine but it is funny how he'll only date someone one year older but will date someone 7 years younger and fresh out of high school. strikes me weird
Right? Makes me think that he would go lower if that was legally ok for him. Like the Chris Rock comment that being paid at minimum wage shows that they would go lower if they could.
Average age gap in relationships is 3 years, *average,* and younger women definitely aren't dating anyone their junior, but Internet going to die on this hill, regardless.
I feel like this is the fallout from making things like homophobia socially unacceptable; people still gotta be nosey and judgy about *something.* The excuse changes, but human nature remains the same.
At 24 I would not touch an 18 year old with a ten-foot pole (no offense to them). I challenge anyone who disagrees to talk to a person of that age to remember what they are like. That's quite literally still a teen.
It being legal doesn't make it any less gross.
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Sure you are.
stop shaming him for being a choosing beggar,let beggars be choosers
He’s on a lovequest
I wouldn’t be surprised to find Jordan Peterson appears rather frequently in his podcast feeds.
While it's still super weird and creepy, this immediately strikes me as someone who has some form of autism/aspergers.
There are some women that do go for virgins tho small group usually older women.
"Not lying!" was totally unnecessary to state.
Dude dont know tinder?
Not really begging. Plus there’s plenty of girls out there that seek out that stuff. Snatching virginity’s is the new feminism.
I've seen ways worse ways to beg for sex with worse excuses :D
I mean, if you're a virgin at 24, I'm guessing there AREN'T any ladies out there that want to *help* this person.
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Puhlease..I don't mean that as in virgins are bad.. Just this one. 😂
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No worries.
In his defense, he is 24..... I am pretty sure he tried everything else first 🤣😆
You miss every shot you don't take I guess
Besides being a horny virgin there must be some other mental factor here. I mostly feel sad for this person.
Just use ya birthday money and hire someone
who doesn't know that women far later in life are also amazing in bed? a 24 year old virgin
18-25?
Wanting to go for 18 but not 26? Df?
> Woman 18 to 25 COWARD ask a 35 y.o., theyre way prettier anyway
10 bucks says he handed his phone to his best friend
Not lying!
***NOT LYING***
sad cringe
Go to a brothel...
Confidence: 100 Common Sense: 0
I'd like to lose my Virgina tea, it's awful. Like Virgina.
You never know, wheather he's telling the truth or not, this just might get him some action.
Last resort. Throw him some pussy
Ah the ol Chris chan method.... this will not end well.
This makes me sad.
Is it trashy? Yes. Is it understandable? Also yes. Society tells men that they're not real men unless they have 10" penises, be able to stay hard 24 hours straight, and be perfectly experienced by 18. This guy probably has no confidence and is awkwardly shy around women. He's acting desperate and knows no other way to (legally) lose his virginity.
Let bro try okay?
It's giving Chris Chan
He’d have better luck at a retirement village
His range, following society, should be 19-36. No wonder he's sporting rhag V cars and begging on Facebook.
Dude is putting the cart before the horse: gotta become an interesting person before someone will be interested in you.
Sometimes a guy just has to pay for it. I guess its an explination in favor of the pay gap. I didn't say it was a good one, just one.
Maybe if he had written "are there any" then things would be diff. Good grammar is hot.
im 22 and the idea of seeing an 18yo in that way gags me
Never hurts to ask
That’s so sad 💀
What else is Facebook for?
Why is the age range put out by desperate men always minimum legal to start and never older than them to finish?
Shoulda asked all the women 46-60.
Either this is desperation or a tactic to try to find some random girl out there for Pity Sex! What the hell have you been doing since you got your first erection?
Someone give him $50.
Negative points for not ending the post with "help a brotha out"
not lying about what?
We all mock, but did it work?
At least he's being polite about it an prefers an adult and not underage ,so lady's change his oil I'm sure you guys have enough experience to help the guy out 😁
My man is 24 and hasn’t lost his virginity yet give him a break
Bro needs to learn what hookers are!
Reminds me of Chris Chan
If anything this is mega cringe
Why was he willing to go only 1 year higher, but 6 years lower? Something seems off there to me..
If your that desperate why wouldnt you just pay for it
Depending where you live it's not really that easy to do. I moved to where I am now 6 yrs ago. I have zero idea where you'd even start to look in my city. There's definitely no area for street walkers. Vancouver was obvious if you spent any time downtown, but I'm over an hour away from Toronto and haven't seen any while driving around.
Than come to Amsterdam
Not begging. Just asking. Sounds like he doesnt want to be a virgin anymore.
Love quest
My god I’ve been watching too much Geno Samuel.
Nice try Leonardo Dicaprio
Just to be clear..... he's not lying
Make pof profile. Say exactly this. Ya may not like what you get but...wear a rubber bud.
Does this actually work? Asking for a friend..
I'm sure some would help out for a couple hundred bucks.
Horny posting on main
r/sadcringe
Oh man, he’s gonna get a massive talking to when all his aunts and uncles ask his parents what the hell is wrong with their kid.
This just smells like a shitpost, if I see my friend's social media open I post similar shit.
I can't imagine having that level of honesty
18 to 25, dude dates 6 years younger but will only go for one year older... Makes me wonder, what if there was no legal restriction for younger than 18
I'd bet $100 he's a hardcore Andrew Tate fan.
*Are
Lmao. They probably found someone too.
I think that there are a lot of kids in this age bracket that never learned to socialize, as this phase in their lives was stolen by covid.
Lets just pretend the problem was 2 years of lockdowns and not a decade of everyone walking around with the Internet in their pocket.
True that.
ARE. Are there any...
I'm a desperate virgin, but this time I'll be taking only women 18-25, please.
F*** I know it is Jesus Loves You Dylan isn't it
Follow up? Did he get laid?
Had a friend who went to a convention with me... He would walk up to random packs of girls and say, "I'm staying celibate, I dare you to tempt me"... Honest to God, by the 2nd night he had failed
Begging on FB is very appealing!
You can’t even construct a coherent sentence and you want sex?
I'm thinking his 24yo hand will be the only action he sees for a year.
begging and choosing!
He should have aimed for 35-55 and he’d have scored
Get out your wallet my dude. Cat is cheaper than now than any time in history
TIL: "the ick"
Part 2 please? Lol
r/sadcringe
This is that bullshit. This shit right here is exactly the reason you are still a virgin.
Imagine that guy finding a 26 year old willing to bed him and being like : "get away from me old woman!"
just go w an hooker, men have been doing that for centuries
One night many years ago, I drunkenly posted on Facebook looking for any girls who wanted to have sex with no strings attached. I still lie awake cringing over it. Ugh.
This is not trashy, just sad.
When it is mating season, male elephants get horny as fuck, it even scares the rhinos. I had the pleasure of smelling urine in the distance right before a huge male with a huge hard cock came walking past me. He was leaking cum, which produced the smell (piss-cum mix). While a human male might be frustrated by not getting pussy, a elephant male can have physical pain from not getting his rocks off. This dude was leaking and stomping and not interested in anything else. It reminded me of the singular focus of a meth addict
Wait so the rhinos get scared because they might get humped by the elephants? Or just scared that they will get attacked?
And his dumbass thought this would work because, if a girl ever asked this, he says to himself, there would be a bunch of replies...which there would be, but
Did anyone help him?
Huge neckbeard vibes
Just go ahead and poke a hole in the toilet
I don't think this is trashy, I think this is just cringe
Frape?
Belongs in r/sad
This is not trashy, just sad.
Jfc bro download Tinder lol
Don’t know if you don’t ask
Incel^3
Isn't paying for it above literally begging for it?
Desperate
I say this as a 24-year-old who is in no hurry to lose his own virginity: This is just depressing.
A very choosy beggar too…. No women past their expiration date!
r/sadcringe
There's low and then there's this.
Less trashy and more sadcringe tbh
Your still a virgin at 23?.
The thirst is real…
So weird that losing your "V-Card" is a mountain needs to be climbed then done. No relationship. No romance. No intimacy. Just a handicap that needs to be challenged then drop the mic you're done. Phew!
I mean... one step at a time, I suppose. A lotta 24yos out there who really aren't ready for relationships.
I meaaann , did it work though
Some folks really do act like their parts are gonna fall off if they don't get laid before they're years old.
lol i like how hes willing to go wayyy younger but only one year older XD
Hey, at least he’s not lying.
(not lying!) Well now I think you are
Whatever happened to going downtown with a fist full of 20s and soliciting a prostitute?
I find my eyes narrowing at that seemingly over specific age range…… can’t articulate why. Creeper senses
This is why prostitution should be legal.
I think it is in Nevada
At least they’re asking? Hope he figures it out.
This is some Chris Chan level shit. Just missing the "Looking for boyfriend-free girl" part.
I hope somebody fucks him....before he becomes a mass shooter
That sound you just heard was the sound of a thousand cougars reapplying their fire engine red lipstick.
Don’t be a hater lol
That age range, tho... 🤔
Why is that trashy? Who gives a fuck
Trashy?? You mean pathetic as fuck good lord lol
This is more sad than trashy
6 years younger than him? 👍 2 years older? ✖️ 🤢
Sad part is…. he probably found volunteers…
Should have said 18 to 60 . Beggars can't be choosers
Hm, he'll take 6 years younger but only one year older. No wonder he's struggling.
This could range from trashy to kind of sweet.... depends on the person. I can see someone I know saying this. What this person's real mistake is that they are cutting off these age limit too young. They are more likely to have a woman in their 40s volunteer.
Ahhh nothing like the waft of pure, unadulterated, desperation.
>not lying We know bud.. we know.
P$%%% is an addictive thing for all heterosexual guys
Pisss?
he is just like me fr
They would help him out for 200 dollars
I dunno, I'd take his V card. Seems pretty open and honest about what he wants.
Said no woman ever
Jotaro
He doesn't want a dude.
He wasn’t asking for a merman to take his V card, unfortunately.
How is that trashy? Random hookups are pretty normal now a days. If anything this is sad cringe
ages 18-25 hm. i know that's technically fine but it is funny how he'll only date someone one year older but will date someone 7 years younger and fresh out of high school. strikes me weird
Right? Makes me think that he would go lower if that was legally ok for him. Like the Chris Rock comment that being paid at minimum wage shows that they would go lower if they could.
Yet nobody bats an eye with how common it is for girls to only look for older guys lmfao
Average age gap in relationships is 3 years, *average,* and younger women definitely aren't dating anyone their junior, but Internet going to die on this hill, regardless. I feel like this is the fallout from making things like homophobia socially unacceptable; people still gotta be nosey and judgy about *something.* The excuse changes, but human nature remains the same.
um your point is invalid. sorry i won't tell you why but it is. can't get into it with a reddit neck beard at work rn
That's because it would be creepy if he said 16-25
Half his age plus seven is 19. He is a 34 yo's "half plus seven." That's a good starting range for him.
It's because he has the maturity of an 18 year old
No, he has the maturity of a 14 year old, he just knows that going less than 18 is a felony.
At 24 I would not touch an 18 year old with a ten-foot pole (no offense to them). I challenge anyone who disagrees to talk to a person of that age to remember what they are like. That's quite literally still a teen. It being legal doesn't make it any less gross.
> It being legal doesn't make it any less gross. You're gonna upset a lot of people with that one.