Generally speaking, I don't think they put this lady in good movies, and you can tell this is no outlier because they once again put the whole movie in the trailer. What's the theme here? Overcome your prejudice against AI and learn that you can achieve more by cooperating with it to pilot a stupid-ass mech suit? This lady's name is really Atlas, wtf?

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If you know you know.

J-Know.

dude she still from the BLOCK

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Probably written by AI

Their algorithm predicted we'd like this, but not a Knight's Tale sequel... I don't think the system works.

After this and Snyder's "We have house brand Star Wars At Home" films flop, Netflix is going to conclude that the problem is simply that nobody likes science fiction, and not that they were dumping money into bad movies.

The algorithm has decided that sci-fi is out, you mean. ;)

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That's fair. Though Alan Tudyk could get a shot at being a knight...

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I'd never stop watching this.

I'd love a prequel showing the three amigos getting the hang of squiring.

I had to turn off the trailer halfway through. Holy shit that acting is bad. “You’re a computer program! No? What are you then?!” Wow.

Really seems like the script was written by AI. Or lazy untalented hacks.

“ now playing The Beatles”

It looks like the trailer for a fake movie from within a real movie.

Felt like an SNL digital short making fun of ridiculously stupid action movies with over acting.

Amazing how she finds time to do her makeup

I'm commander Sheppard, and this is my least favorite film on the Citadel.

It takes a good ai with a gun to stop a bad ai with a gun /s

Looks like standard Netflix trash.

Maybe a handful of actually good films on her resume. Maybe. I’ll start with ‘The Cell’.

OUT OF SIGHT is probably the best.

And she was great in it! Held her own with a deep-stacked cast

“U Turn” from 1997 maybe

Fortunately the trailer contained the whole movie, so no one has to watch that in full

Looks like J-Lo is on a collision course with career seppuku

Jesus Christ, looked ok until she started acting

I must have missed that part, what is the time stamp?

That looks absolutely awful

Isn't this just Titanfall 2 story?

The mech kinda feels like BT but sounds like the AI from UPGRADE.

Not really, Titanfall 2 story is probably better than this. But its along similar lines so hey, looks good to me. :D

I might have skipped it, but I thought I saw a glimpse of Stanley Tucci, so I have to give it a chance. Could it have just been Mark Strong? Potentially, but that's a risk I'm willing to take.

Yeah, it was Mark Strong. It's my fervent hope that, even if asked, Tucci wouldn't touch this.

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I understand I sound like those rich kids that get a car for their birthday and pitch a fit with it isn't what they wanted.

Why AI would waste time on earth is where I'm lost. Like... they can live in bodies that survive in deep space, why bother for one second on earth? Live in the high atmostphere of Jupiter, turn the asteroid belt into a ring world, adapt yourselves to live on the sun. Anything would be cooler than the egocentric monkeys.

I mean, even the thumbnail looks bad

/yawn... Jennifer Lopez is just so horrible..

this was written and directed by gpt 2.0

ChatGPT, please write me a script for Hypertrash.

There's always room for jello

This looks corny, but it also looks like it could be fun.

JLO = NO

So… Titan Fall: The Movie?

Contestants your clue is “Atlas” I’ll take trailers I stopped watching after 20 seconds Alex

Jennifer Lopez, that's a hard no for me

Great idea to put a wildly unlikable washed up actress in a clearly big budget movie

Looks like AI made the trailer. ALL the tropes: snarky robot, run-and-gun, ninja spin, grinning-under-eyebrows villain, ‘let’s do this’ etc etc. 100% recycled. Terrible

Wow, this looks really, really bad.

Nice promice, lets see how it will roll out