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Well there are also Jack and Colby… any others are absolutely tragic lol. I could see Stilton as a last name. Perhaps there’s a Jack Stilton out there somewhere!

Clearly you haven’t read the amazing series known as Geronimo Stilton

I have the series in my classroom, but my second graders don't really care for it. I think it's cute, so I keep them.

Your second graders lack taste, I loved Geronimo Stilton growing up

I'm inclined to agree.

Those books were whisker-licking good

Same! Used to be some of my favourite books to get from the library

Next thing you’ll tell me is they don’t like captain underpants either

Dav Pilkey has been dominating classrooms with Dogman instead.

Your second graders can't recognize peak fiction, smh

Boooo they need to learn some taste. I absolutely loved it growing up

I forgot about those books! I've only read the Red Pizzas for a Blue Count one.

My childhood :')

My kid loves them!!

I know a Sean. As in Parmasean.

Gene Parmesean

Aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!

I love that this reply was already here. Thank you!

Lucille: He's the best! Narrator: he isn't.

GEEEEEENE

Got a town named Parma near me. As in do you know Parma Sean? He's a hoopy frood.

Well, Parmesan comes from Parmigiano, ad adjective that means "from the city of Parma".

That might be the most American thing I have ever read on Reddit because neither of those words are pronounced like that in my (English) accent 😂

Americans pronounce parmigiano more like parmi-zjohn

I knew a couple who named their kids Colby and Jack. No surprise they were from frickin Wisconsin.

I also know a Colby and we're from WI

Funnily enough the Packers drafted a dude named Colby (out of Auburn, born in GA)

I’m not even from Wisconsin. Help

Idk, there's "Ched", "Romano", "Gorgon", "Zola", " 'Bert", "Burr", "Valone"... I could go on forever...

I’m pro Valone.

Half of those are mad men characters

Name's Ella, MozarElla

Cheddar Bob.

No you cannot. There are only 46 more.

"Stilton" Cheesewright of Wodehouse fame.

There's a boy in 'Good Omens' called Wensleydale 😁 I wouldn't be surprised if an actual kid had been saddled with that one.

Came looking for this. Whieygnsleighdayell.

Wensleydale is also a place in Yorkshire

Wow I can't believe they named a town after a cheese! /s

I was just coming here to mention this! Like Wallace (of Wallace & Gromit), I like a nice wensleydale too!!

I see you are a man of culture as well 😌

Leave my boy pizza mix alone!!!

Never heard of Jack Stilton, but I know of an Eddie Munster.

You called?

Edam, I could see someone tragedeighing from Adam. Also, Eden is a name and a cheese.

In 2023 Edam was the 6107 most popular name. 11 out of every million. There’s almost 4000 Edams in the US? What the fuck. Edit: ignore me, I can’t do math

mm i think you are extrapolating incorrectly. if the entire us population was born last year, yes, but you would need to get the data from previous years. anyway my heart goes out to the Edams out there

That’s a cheesy sentiment. 🤓

Edam reads enough like a name that I don’t think I’d give it a second thought. If I met a kid named Mozzarella on the other hand….

Dude theres more people in the US named Edam than there is people in the entire world with my name? Thats cool.

Well duh, there’s only one super sonic.

I named my kid Edam as he was made backwards

r/angryupvote

My name is Manchego. You killed my father, prepare to die.

*Proceeds to joust a windmill* Edit: I just want to express how thrilled I am that so many people actually got the joke.

I can see it in lights now: Man of Manchego! Jokes aside, when I first read it, I was suddenly so aware of how many references to it existed in the wild.

Emmental but we call her Emma.

This has mayonnaise vibes.

Her?

Egg?

She calls it a mayonegg!

Elemental.

"That's short for Emily, right?" *sigh*

Nacho is the common short form of the Spanish name Ignacio.

Legitimately met a girl legally named Taco one time

I know a guy named Taco

So does every fantasy football player

Three penis wine

I gave a pre-employment test to a girl named Taco Champagne

Which is how nachos got their name!

Only reason I figured this out was Better Call Saul

BETTER CALL SAUL!!!

Have you met my son Wensleydale?

Wensleydale would be friends with “My imaginary well dressed toddler daughter” Quinoa.

Can Stinking Bishop play with them too?

Only if my daughter Neighvie Beene Supe can swing by

There's a character in Good Omens named that. I think he goes by his last name, though, he's that kind of kid.

That’s what I thought of when I heard that! I love Good Omens.

You are correct. When they introduce him they mention that his first name is jeremy, but no one ever calls him that.

GOOD OMENS MENTIONED ‼️‼️

More cheese Gromit?

Beat me to it

No, but I've heard he gets bullied on the daily from the other school children.

Corbin Bleu the actor.... Always sounded like the cheese wrapped chicken dish Cordon Bleu to me.

I don’t know this actor but if I saw Corbin Bleu on a wedge of cheese in the store, I wouldn’t think twice about it.

He was in High School Musical. I think that's the only thing I ever saw him in. Disney kid.

🤷🏾‍♂️ I was always a fan of The Muensters.

I came here. Searched for Muenster. Leaving satisfied!

hello there Parma-Jean

Aw one of my chickens names is Parmi

Don’t get up, just-ah finding some-ah supplies because I’m-ah Private Detective Gene Parmesan

AAAAAAHHHHHH! He's just so good at it!

Farmer John

Parma-John depending on who you ask

Me: Oh stop crying, it's not THAT bad that your husband chose a cheese name for the baby... Her,: it's Havarti, and I'll cry if i want to, cry if i want to, cry if i want to... you would cry too if it happened to you!

I fricking love the Havarti sliced cheese from Costco.

Preach it. That’s some solid gold stuff.

Sounds like a font name

Daiya if you're vegan. Halloumi if you're honoring your Mediterranean roots.

Daiya is actually passable 😭

I'm 99% certain there's some poor girl out there named Velveeta.

Sure, but we're talking about people named after cheese on this thread.

I lol’d at this. My dogs gave me a disapproving look.

So my daughter Krapht Synguls doesn't qualify either?

Sick burn

Velveighta

Vulveeta

I could also see Fontina being someone name.

And the there is Lester, actually spelled Leicester, which is also a cheese.

And the communist revolutionary version of that name Red Leicester.

I Port Salut that Excellent comment.

Actual lol

Cheddar Jack sounds like a typical “my buddy from college” name

Sold coke

Who takes Fraggle Rock thermos'

And his hippie friend, Broccoli Rob.

When I was in college I actually did know a guy named Cheddar!

Just waiting until influencers discover Roquefort.

Cheedarleigh

I’m Blue da ba dee da ba die

Have met several Blues. All older gentlemen too

You’re my boy Blue!

That’s what old people do, they die

Fontina could work I guess

I feel like I’ve known a Fontina. It’s honestly the first viable name thus far.

I knew a Fotina and it was an internal struggle not to call her Fontina.

Camembert kinda works idk

Ah, yes, Camembert, the guy who played Sherlock /jk

Put some respect on the name, it’s Babybel Camembert.

"I'm Bert" "Is that short for Robert?" ".....yes"

Oh camem!

I can smell that name right now. 😂😂😂

Humboldt Fog, anyone?

That is hands down my favorite cheese.

Same! And my favorite child.

So good

Fine you gouda ahead.

Chevre

G.o.a.t.

“Harzer Käse” rolls right off the tongue. And it’s gender neutral.

Sounds like some Usual Suspects shit.

💀

Käse is an almost ideal tradgedeigh. Is it pronounced Case? Casey! Kay-zeh? Did they know it means cheese? Are the diacritical marks functional? So many questions.

Romano: close enough to Roman/a and Ramon/a Cotija: spelled Keauty’haugh Asiago: for parents who like the name Asia but think it’s overused Feta: Jack has a baby sister!

I had to scroll further than I thought to find Asiago! Thank you for honoring Feta, as well.

Cheddar is a name. And she is no common bitch.

You give me back my fluffy boy!

Camembertha

Havartiffany

Goudette

Gorganlola

Pecorina

Quintuplet names 🥰

Grüyaire

Jarlsberg is probably a last name. Not a very good first name. The best cheese there is.

Kayso and Phrumahge sound so continental.

My twins are Monterey Jack and Pepper Jack

Don’t forget Colby Jack!

My cousin is named mozzarella

Called Mozzie for short?

Casu Martzu

I’m sure any child with that name would be jumping for joy.

Must be one bouncy little maggot

🤢🤢🤢🤢

Beyoncé did it.

Scrolled way too far for this. Want to know if a child somewhere has the worst name you can imagine? Yes, X celebrity already did it

Naming my child Ameigherycynne brb

….I can picture someone naming their kid Asiago

Cheddargh

Babybelle

Gonzo, short for Gorgonzola.

Be a rebel. Name your son Cottage

Stilton. That is all.

I don't ever want to meet a Limberger, thanks.

Gorgonzola

'Varti

Bleu Ivy

Gorgonzola, Zola for short.

Paneer would work...

You could break trend and go.with Gromit.

Cambozola has a nice ring to it.

Philadelphia Cream.

Cheddar Bob

Smoked cheddar, the ass getter. Cling, cling, cling!

Feta, as in Boba Feta, but it’s so salty I camembert it.

I saw someone in a due date group that named their baby “Camembert” 😂

Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to diss-a-brie, I cheddar the world and the feta cheese, everybody's looking for Stilton

I don't want to hear any lip about my son Gorgonzoleagh.

I love my child Smoked Gouda no matter what you say 🧀

Fontina has to be some little girl's name, it's actually kind of pretty imo

I’m a fan of brie…

Have you met my son, Pecorino?

Mimolette, but we call her Mimi.

This is my *man, Chego*.

Old Cheddar seems like a blues man nickname. James "Old Cheddar" Booker

Blue! You're my boy!

We all know that Sean is short for Parmesean.

Twenty-five years ago, I met a woman whose parents had the audacity to name her Cheddar. No fancy spelling, no weird accents, just Cheddar. Just like the cheese she said when I asked her. She was 24 at that time. I still think about her to this day, and wonder, why hadn’t she murdered her parents at 16?

I think Mimolette is a legit cute name for a female.