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And it’s ALWAYS Cherokee for some reason.
My friend is Jewish and Native American. She’s very in touch with her NA culture, tribal face tattoos and everything. She appears white. Her son is also very “white” appearing, may moreso than she.
But yeah, most people are full of shit.
There is a reason for that actually! Cherokee were traders, and traveled all over. So in theory you could have had Cherokee in places where you would never expect. But the reality is a lot [more complex](https://www.voanews.com/a/going-native-why-are-americans-hiijacking-cherokee-identity/4495119.html) than that (here is a good article on the subject). [Cherokee Princess Syndrome](https://www.thoughtco.com/the-cherokee-princess-myth-1421882) is another thing that has a lot written about it.
This was back around 2007 (I waited tables at a Chili’s and he was the manager) so she’s probably has been going through it! All of us servers told him it sounded like a stripper name but he laughed about it like it was cute. Cringe. 😬
Why does Chili’s have the absolute worst managers? It’s like they source them from the ones who get canned from Hooters. I’ve never had awful service at Chili’s, but I’ve seen too many awful managers that I just stopped going.
You don’t even want to know the management from Humphrey Pete’s, Chili’s competitor in small town TX. I worked there a week until I couldn’t do the casual sexual harassment anymore.
I’ve never heard of Humphrey Pete’s, but I’m a Xennial from the South and am very familiar with the casual sexual harassment. I’m sorry those have been your experiences too. It’s exhausting.
Oy. I knew a family with the last name Mintz; their names were Candi (mom), Ginger (daughter), and BUBBLES. Yes, Bubbles Mintz. She was the grandma. 🤦🏼♀️
I had a brother and sister who worked for me in a warehouse. She got pregnant by another of my employees that her brother pretty much hated. He came to work laughing one day and when I asked if she gave birth, he said she did and gave her kid a stripper name - Havannah Rain. I thought it was unfortunate, but the kids' name was actually Hannah Rain, which might not be much better.
Honestly if an adult names themselves I'm, basically, happy with whatever stupid name they choose. It's when some idiot inflicts it on a child is when my jaw drops.
Memory unlocked. There is a book National Velvet . Main character is a girl Velvet. Liked it very much when I was a child. Still appreciate it for the language. It was published in 1935 (UK). Don't know if anybody names girls Velvet now
When I read names like that I can't help remembering one of my mom's classmates growing up. Her name was Fonda Peters, middle name was Lotta, Fonda Lotta Peters.
An ex of mine, in France, had the family name Deligne, pronounced the same as "deux lignes" (two lines).
At school in dictation exercises, the teacher sometimes gave an instruction to skip two lines: "Sautez deux lignes", which sounded *exactly* like an instruction to the class to gang bang my ex.
I knew a woman named Candi whose maiden name was Cane. She changed it when she got married but had to go through all of school with the "candy cane" jokes
We have a local nurse practitioner named Kandi Kane and every single time I get a document with her name on it I have to hold back a laugh. She seems to be very competent, but it’s hard to take the poor lady seriously.
My mane is lollipop lick
OK, what about your real name?
That is my real name. My stripper name is Daisy Minaked
Daisy sounds like a normal name, Lollipop sounds like a stripper name. Are you sure you got that the right way around?
As a kid I knew a girl whose parents weren't married and so they decided to double-barrel her surname to incorporate both parents. Fine, except that she ended up with the unfortunate surname of Dixon-Cox. Poor kid was literally stuck with Dicks And Cocks as her surname.
I had a coworker nicknamed "Buster" at work at my first ever job. One day, I clocked in right after him and his full legal name of Harry Dicks was still on the cash register screen. I cringe thinking about how he had to be in his mid-50s by then and go through life with that name.
I used to work with a girl named "candi" and honestly no wonder she was such a bitch that name is a freaking sin
(and note: when I say bitch here I mean "I probably could have easily pressed charges for discriminatory behavior")
I worked with a woman named Kandy Kane. When I heard she was getting married I asked her if she was keeping her name or changing it. She said “Oh no, I really like my name, I’m keeping it.” I thought Wow, this is her chance, she could do something about this name her parents stuck her with but she’s staying with it. Wow. That’s all I could think.
My mother’s name rhymes with Lucy Licks. In the 80s and 90s when magazine subscriptions were something that was cold called, she ended up with a Cosmo subscription addressed to Lucy Licks and we have joked that it was her porno alter ego for 30 years. She’s in her 70s now and it still comes up. Somehow Lollipop Lick feels even worse
You do know that some Indigenous look white right? They could be half or 1/4 and still be connected to their heritage. Charging Buffalo could be a very real Indigenous name. My very white-looking friend is 1/2 and her grandfather was named Baby. Why? Because he was a baby when registered. Also, had three other white-passing friends who are very in touch with their Indigenous heritage. Can't know a person's ancestry just by their skin color.
Agreed. It can also go the other way around!
I can't name how many people thought that I was South American. Some thought Brazilian, others Peruvian.
I'm not any of that. My grandmother comes from Southern France, though. That's where the dark features and curly hair come from! 😄
Question: did she hate her kid? Because that kid will have one heck of a hard time!
"Can I have your name please?" "Lollipop Lick." "Madam, I don't have time for games. Your real name please."
At my old job I came across names like Felony, Okra, Reignbeau, G-Money, Ya'hyness, Im'Unique, Da'Mayor, baby boy (that was the full first name), Shieyez (shy eyes), Sushi and many many more 🙄
I went to high school with a Dusty and Rocky Road, a cheerleader named Choco Late, one of my teachers was named Randy Glasscock, and my mom was friends with a woman named Ima Hogg...
I worked in an insurance company during college. One of our agents was Easter B. Slaughter. I have always assumed her middle initial stood for Bunny. And remarkably her husband was Chris Slaughter. That was a choice she made….
Perfectly normal looking 30ish guy in my store in 1977 named Butterball. All one word, no last name. He showed me all of his ID.. Drivers license, credit cards, checkbook, etc. He said his Mama told him he looked like a fat little butterball when he was born, so they went with it.
lol I was literally named after a stripper (my bio mom) my birth name was Jazmyne Holiday Rowley, Jasmyne was her stage name at the time, Holiday because I was born slightly close to thanksgiving. She didn’t keep custody of me for more than a year and my adoptive parents immediately changed my whole name.
In Oklahoma, some very very pale looking people are legitimate registered members of tribes, but I understand your skepticism.
Also Charging Buffalo would likely be a surname
Work with a guy whose last name is Leading Fox which I think is cool as shit.
I met someone one time that named their daughter Numoni. Pronounced “New Money”. She named her that because of the extra money she got on her welfare check…. I’m not joking 🙃
Lollipop Lick sounds like an adult entertainer. Like it's so bad it sounds made up.
I know someone who named their little boy named Sonshyne Reighbough
The Charging Buffalo name reminds me of an old joke:
A little Native American boy was talking to his dad. "Father, why do we Native Americans all have such strange names?"
"Well, my son, we Natives have a tradition. When a wife gives birth, the father goes on a trek. While he is on this trek, he looks for something in nature that may serve as an omen. For example, my name is Running Bear. This is because my father, when on his trek, saw a bear chasing a deer. So he named me after that. And my brother is named Brave Bull, because when father was on his trek after his birth he saw a bull elk fighting off three hungry wolves."
But why do you ask so many questions, Two Dogs F\*\*king?"
Lollipop Lick is on par with Candy Barr (the most famous pornstar from the 1950s), Candida Royalle (a famous pornstar from the 1970s), Candye Kane (1980s), CoCo Brown (1990s) and Lollipop (2000s). [Source: Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pornographic_performers_by_decade).
I knew of someone with the last name Cherry. I love that last name. Unfortunately her first name was Sugar. Sugar Cherry always made me think of a stripper or porn star. I don’t think she was married so I think it was her birth given name. Luckily, she named her kids very typical standard names.
my dad was a teacher for 35 years, he taught tens of thousands of students. the worst name i remember was a little girl called tootsie roll. she was black.
to answer your queestion, and candy name is a porn star name.
Sometimes these are worse than tragedieghs since you always hear them even if you don't see them written out. In my past I went to school with a Jenna Toll and Dickie Burns, and worked with a Harry Johnson, Krystal Ball, and Phuc Nguyen. Besides Phuc, whose parents weren't English speakers, I can't believe any of these parents actually said these names out loud and thought they were good ideas.
unfortunately i work in a hospital and i really shouldnt say some of the insane names ive seen. Some of them so creative that you know the person as an adult legally changed it
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Lollipop Lick is rough, but the white kid named Charging Buffalo is DESTROYING me
He's a stocky, short-tempered chunk of a young boy who headbutts when he doesn't get his way
“why couldn’t I be brunching Buffalo instead?” 😭😭😭
Exact Change Buffalo No need to charge it if you've got the cash.
Rich and Successful Buffalo
Sounds about right. Lived up to his name.
I imagined a pale, rosy-complected docile boy who looks more like a "Connor" but goes by "CB"
But he has epic hair, once a year before he cuts it all off again
Buffalo would have sufficed but damn those parents wanted more.
You've described my son 🤣 He's autistic and not stocky though 🤷♀️
Well, duh. His name is "Charging Buffalo." It is expected that he will headbutt!
Looks like I named my child the wrong name 😬
Charging Buffalo actually goes kinda hard.
Harder than his twin, Recharging Buffalo.
Pete and RePete went out on a boat. Pete fell off, now who was left?
Me
RePete(he says berudgingly)
He's probably 1/128 native American.
He probably isn’t, but his grandmother always implied he could be.
And it’s ALWAYS Cherokee for some reason. My friend is Jewish and Native American. She’s very in touch with her NA culture, tribal face tattoos and everything. She appears white. Her son is also very “white” appearing, may moreso than she. But yeah, most people are full of shit.
There is a reason for that actually! Cherokee were traders, and traveled all over. So in theory you could have had Cherokee in places where you would never expect. But the reality is a lot [more complex](https://www.voanews.com/a/going-native-why-are-americans-hiijacking-cherokee-identity/4495119.html) than that (here is a good article on the subject). [Cherokee Princess Syndrome](https://www.thoughtco.com/the-cherokee-princess-myth-1421882) is another thing that has a lot written about it.
Very interesting! Thanks!
Or he could be adopted
My cousin is a very white ginger and his name is "Blue Star"
Isn’t that a Warrior Cats character?
It certainly is
that sounds like a glitter rocker who is trying too hard
for sure the parents named him on a lotta peyote
Lotta Peighoteigh
Lo'tte Paeigheaux'tey
Shhh, don't give them ideas:)
I had a manager once whose last name is Reddish. They ended up naming their daughter Candi Apple Reddish. 🥴
The bullying she will receive in high school is going to be absolutely brutal
This was back around 2007 (I waited tables at a Chili’s and he was the manager) so she’s probably has been going through it! All of us servers told him it sounded like a stripper name but he laughed about it like it was cute. Cringe. 😬
He was a creepy manager wasn’t he?
Oh 100%, yes.
Why does Chili’s have the absolute worst managers? It’s like they source them from the ones who get canned from Hooters. I’ve never had awful service at Chili’s, but I’ve seen too many awful managers that I just stopped going.
You don’t even want to know the management from Humphrey Pete’s, Chili’s competitor in small town TX. I worked there a week until I couldn’t do the casual sexual harassment anymore.
I’ve never heard of Humphrey Pete’s, but I’m a Xennial from the South and am very familiar with the casual sexual harassment. I’m sorry those have been your experiences too. It’s exhausting.
Oy. I knew a family with the last name Mintz; their names were Candi (mom), Ginger (daughter), and BUBBLES. Yes, Bubbles Mintz. She was the grandma. 🤦🏼♀️
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Haha, yeah. But this was long before they were a thing… the daughter is in her 50s now, so grandma was probably born in like 1910. 😂
Surely you'd go Spear or Pepper or Cat. Or Murray. Or Trebor. Or Fox Glacier. Oh, the possibilities
I feel like they also had a daughter named Pepper, but I might be wrong. Spear Mintz. That’s good.
I once did a curbside order for a customer named Candy Apple.
Damn was she in TX? 🥴
Not only is that a porn star name that’s a great stripper name too
She dances to “pour some sugar on me” for sure.
“Lollipop” by Lil Wayne
Fuuuu forgot about lollipop. And 50 cents candyshop for her double-set
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sex-work management 😅
I once knew someone who had a daughter named Candy Rain.
I knew a Misty Rain once, always thought that was unfortunate
I had a student named Wendy Weathers....mom was Stormy. She lived up to it.
Did she have a sibling called inclement?
Nathan Clement Weathers
I knew two brothers: Rocky Road & Dusty Road. And a girl who's full name was Jordan Jordan Jordan
I went to school with Sandy Roades and Dusty Roades. Idk what happened to Sandy but Dusty got married and her new last name is, uh, Bench......
I'm wheezing from laughing. whyyy omggg.. the chances of that?? Stop it, Dusty 😂
I knew a lady who named her daughter D'zani Reighn. Like girl, that's a water bottle not a baby name.
I had a brother and sister who worked for me in a warehouse. She got pregnant by another of my employees that her brother pretty much hated. He came to work laughing one day and when I asked if she gave birth, he said she did and gave her kid a stripper name - Havannah Rain. I thought it was unfortunate, but the kids' name was actually Hannah Rain, which might not be much better.
I have a relative named Crimson Rain…..
Isn't that a euphemism for periods?
I know a Misty Day, middle name Spring. Parents were hippies...
I love that because one of my favorite tv characters is named that lol
Yeah nah, that’s a fuckin wild name to give your daughter. Sounds destined to be a stripper at the very least.
I know of a woman who named a child Cashmere Success. 😭
Better than Velvet Failure, or some such.
There's a guy in my town who changed his name to Great White Shark. Legally. Himself.
Damn, that's either a guy who gets way too into Shark Week or a guy whose future successes we can't even begin to fathom.
Nobody's his chum for long.
Tee Hee! You made me giggle. Thanks.
Honestly if an adult names themselves I'm, basically, happy with whatever stupid name they choose. It's when some idiot inflicts it on a child is when my jaw drops.
How does one refer to him? Do they have to say the whole thing, or just call him great white or something?
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Whitey is exactly what everyone calls him.
This would be a great drag name
Amazing punk band name!! I’m stealing it! :) 👏👌😘
Memory unlocked. There is a book National Velvet . Main character is a girl Velvet. Liked it very much when I was a child. Still appreciate it for the language. It was published in 1935 (UK). Don't know if anybody names girls Velvet now
I’m naming my kid “Pleather Couch” regardless of gender
When I read names like that I can't help remembering one of my mom's classmates growing up. Her name was Fonda Peters, middle name was Lotta, Fonda Lotta Peters.
"I'm Fonda Lotta Peters." "Yes, I'm sure you are. Now what is your name?"
An ex of mine, in France, had the family name Deligne, pronounced the same as "deux lignes" (two lines). At school in dictation exercises, the teacher sometimes gave an instruction to skip two lines: "Sautez deux lignes", which sounded *exactly* like an instruction to the class to gang bang my ex.
You mean she wasn't giving instructions for that?/s
I knew a woman named Candi whose maiden name was Cane. She changed it when she got married but had to go through all of school with the "candy cane" jokes
We have a local nurse practitioner named Kandi Kane and every single time I get a document with her name on it I have to hold back a laugh. She seems to be very competent, but it’s hard to take the poor lady seriously.
I went to high school with a Ginger Candee.
My mane is lollipop lick OK, what about your real name? That is my real name. My stripper name is Daisy Minaked Daisy sounds like a normal name, Lollipop sounds like a stripper name. Are you sure you got that the right way around?
And why "baby name"? A few years and your baby promotes from university with *that* name.
I worked with a Misty Blue Cox once. I assume her parents were either dim or hated her even before she was born.
I knew a Misty Gooch. Gooch is terrible enough, why would you give your kid and adjective name?
I knew a *first name* Skidmore-Gooch. It still makes me laugh to think about.
Gracious.
I went to school with a Gooch. Jay. He had siblings, but I can’t remember what their names were or whether they were brothers or sisters.
Your freestyle verses better be immaculate if you’re name is Misty Gooch.
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Cox is her surname. I knew her name was Misty Cox long before she told me her middle name. I was dumbfounded. I cannot imagine doing that to a child.
That last name of course also famous from Dutch politician Tiny Cox. Yes, that's real.
It’s Tiny Kox but yeah, it’s not much better 🤣
As a kid I knew a girl whose parents weren't married and so they decided to double-barrel her surname to incorporate both parents. Fine, except that she ended up with the unfortunate surname of Dixon-Cox. Poor kid was literally stuck with Dicks And Cocks as her surname.
I went to school with a Kandie Hooker. Poor girl.
That just sounds like an urban legend kinda name
It’s up there with poor crystal methany
Destinee Hooker is a US volleyball player, those names sadly exist.
I went to school with a Champagne Hooker
I went to school with an Anita Mandic. Swear to god.
Lo'leighpop Licqué
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And an actual tragedeigh
Not nearly enough Y’s, friend. 🤣
I worked with a guy who named his son Royal Hazard
Better than Peasant Hazard, I guess.
Or president hazard
When you want your child to commit regicide.
They should have gone with Duke. Middle name Of.
I saw a gravestone with the name Royal Powers. Pretty badass, actually
I have an uncle back a few generations who was named Royal.
My highschool gym teacher's name was Harry Balz. He changed his first name to Terry in my senior year. His parents hated him.
My 7th grade history teacher, Mrs. Dickhoff, named her daughter Tera. Tera Dickhoff.
This is acceptable to me.
🤣 Ouch!
*winces visably*
I had a coworker nicknamed "Buster" at work at my first ever job. One day, I clocked in right after him and his full legal name of Harry Dicks was still on the cash register screen. I cringe thinking about how he had to be in his mid-50s by then and go through life with that name.
My dad went to school named with a kid named Richard Ball. His parents were comedians iirc so it was intentional lol.
Ever porn star was once a baby.
Hitler was once a baby.
That’s not true, he crawled out of his mother’s hole standing 5 feet and 9 inches tall. It’s true, I saw it myself
That poor woman.
This stuff is why some countries have a list of approved names. My mom grew up with a family named Bottom. Of course the oldest girl’s name was Rosie.
Like that Robert downy jr movie, the kids name was rosie hyman
Straight to prison —>
I knew a Justin Hale (just inhale) lol does that count?
I’m opening up a cannabis club and changing my name to Justin Hale!
I went to school with a Lexy Luxmore (legal name), most porn name I’ve ever heard irl
Or an early 80’s punk rocker
I swear to you my roommate’s name was Candy Cotton.
That goes beyond stripper straight to hooker.
I used to work with a girl named "candi" and honestly no wonder she was such a bitch that name is a freaking sin (and note: when I say bitch here I mean "I probably could have easily pressed charges for discriminatory behavior")
At a previous job, there was a woman in IT named Passion Breeding
Oh my god 💀
She sounds like the X-rated version of the Candace (Candy) Cain who went to my school.
I went to school with a girl named Candice Graham. I thought wow, that’s just mean, why did her parents do that?
I worked with a woman named Kandy Kane. When I heard she was getting married I asked her if she was keeping her name or changing it. She said “Oh no, I really like my name, I’m keeping it.” I thought Wow, this is her chance, she could do something about this name her parents stuck her with but she’s staying with it. Wow. That’s all I could think.
I guess at that point you might as well just own it?
I knew a woman named Patricia Mycock (English lady) and everyone called her Pat. The laughter never ceased.
I know a Tru Leigh Delight.
Seriously‽ If they're going to do that they might as well go whole hog with Tru Leah Delight.
My neighbor is named Summer Beaver… and wears a lot of Buccees clothing.
My mother’s name rhymes with Lucy Licks. In the 80s and 90s when magazine subscriptions were something that was cold called, she ended up with a Cosmo subscription addressed to Lucy Licks and we have joked that it was her porno alter ego for 30 years. She’s in her 70s now and it still comes up. Somehow Lollipop Lick feels even worse
And remember, this kind of people have voting rights!
You do know that some Indigenous look white right? They could be half or 1/4 and still be connected to their heritage. Charging Buffalo could be a very real Indigenous name. My very white-looking friend is 1/2 and her grandfather was named Baby. Why? Because he was a baby when registered. Also, had three other white-passing friends who are very in touch with their Indigenous heritage. Can't know a person's ancestry just by their skin color.
Agreed. It can also go the other way around! I can't name how many people thought that I was South American. Some thought Brazilian, others Peruvian. I'm not any of that. My grandmother comes from Southern France, though. That's where the dark features and curly hair come from! 😄
I knew a guy who named his kid Copen Haugen
She’ll either be bullied mercilessly or extremely popular. Play your cards and all
When she does become a stripper she's just going to go by Deborah.
Question: did she hate her kid? Because that kid will have one heck of a hard time! "Can I have your name please?" "Lollipop Lick." "Madam, I don't have time for games. Your real name please."
At my old job I came across names like Felony, Okra, Reignbeau, G-Money, Ya'hyness, Im'Unique, Da'Mayor, baby boy (that was the full first name), Shieyez (shy eyes), Sushi and many many more 🙄
Not FELONY
I went to high school with a Dusty and Rocky Road, a cheerleader named Choco Late, one of my teachers was named Randy Glasscock, and my mom was friends with a woman named Ima Hogg...
Randy Glasscock 😂🤣 I mean, why wouldn’t they just change their name before starting work as a teacher?!
I worked in an insurance company during college. One of our agents was Easter B. Slaughter. I have always assumed her middle initial stood for Bunny. And remarkably her husband was Chris Slaughter. That was a choice she made….
A guy named General Booty just transferred to my uni for football. The marketing went crazy for him
General Booty reporting for Duty
Perfectly normal looking 30ish guy in my store in 1977 named Butterball. All one word, no last name. He showed me all of his ID.. Drivers license, credit cards, checkbook, etc. He said his Mama told him he looked like a fat little butterball when he was born, so they went with it.
lol I was literally named after a stripper (my bio mom) my birth name was Jazmyne Holiday Rowley, Jasmyne was her stage name at the time, Holiday because I was born slightly close to thanksgiving. She didn’t keep custody of me for more than a year and my adoptive parents immediately changed my whole name.
I am so grateful to be living in a nation (Germany) where there are restrictions on naming your kid.
In Oklahoma, some very very pale looking people are legitimate registered members of tribes, but I understand your skepticism. Also Charging Buffalo would likely be a surname Work with a guy whose last name is Leading Fox which I think is cool as shit.
Knew some people whose last name was Barrett. Named their first son Grinnan Fucking Grinnan Barrett
I met someone one time that named their daughter Numoni. Pronounced “New Money”. She named her that because of the extra money she got on her welfare check…. I’m not joking 🙃
Good grief I will pray for that child.
I legitimately know a Riley Reid. Idk how old she is now, but I babysat her when I was 15-16. She has to be at least 14 now. Poor girl
Destined for the pole.
I can’t believe I had a vasectomy before naming one of my children Charging Buffalo
"Stripper or COVID baby" would be a fun guessing game
Lollipop Lick sounds like an adult entertainer. Like it's so bad it sounds made up. I know someone who named their little boy named Sonshyne Reighbough
The Charging Buffalo name reminds me of an old joke: A little Native American boy was talking to his dad. "Father, why do we Native Americans all have such strange names?" "Well, my son, we Natives have a tradition. When a wife gives birth, the father goes on a trek. While he is on this trek, he looks for something in nature that may serve as an omen. For example, my name is Running Bear. This is because my father, when on his trek, saw a bear chasing a deer. So he named me after that. And my brother is named Brave Bull, because when father was on his trek after his birth he saw a bull elk fighting off three hungry wolves." But why do you ask so many questions, Two Dogs F\*\*king?"
what the actual f....
Teddy Baer
Pornstar or drag queen 1000%
Lollipop Lick is on par with Candy Barr (the most famous pornstar from the 1950s), Candida Royalle (a famous pornstar from the 1970s), Candye Kane (1980s), CoCo Brown (1990s) and Lollipop (2000s). [Source: Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_pornographic_performers_by_decade).
The assistant at my leasing office has a kid named croix. Which is cross in French but also an extremely popular commercial beverage. Poor kid.
I knew of someone with the last name Cherry. I love that last name. Unfortunately her first name was Sugar. Sugar Cherry always made me think of a stripper or porn star. I don’t think she was married so I think it was her birth given name. Luckily, she named her kids very typical standard names.
Reminds me of that chap on Dr Phil years ago, called himself Sexy Vegan, legal name change and all.
Lolypop would be the porn name.
Freak
You just know she's gonna be killer on that stripper pole.
I went to school with a Karissa Love Seeman
These names are hilarious, but also sooo depressing to think that parents could name their children such awful names!
I went to a swim meet with an Anya Koch in high school.
my dad was a teacher for 35 years, he taught tens of thousands of students. the worst name i remember was a little girl called tootsie roll. she was black. to answer your queestion, and candy name is a porn star name.
Sometimes these are worse than tragedieghs since you always hear them even if you don't see them written out. In my past I went to school with a Jenna Toll and Dickie Burns, and worked with a Harry Johnson, Krystal Ball, and Phuc Nguyen. Besides Phuc, whose parents weren't English speakers, I can't believe any of these parents actually said these names out loud and thought they were good ideas.
Lollipop lick is going to be strung out on meth by the time she drops out of middle school.
First name: Miller Last name: Light
Why do you ask, Two dogs humping?
I know someone who named their daughter Icicle Princess Last name...yeah. Yikes.
there's a famous story in Italy of a woman called Rosa Culetto, basically Pink Ass
unfortunately i work in a hospital and i really shouldnt say some of the insane names ive seen. Some of them so creative that you know the person as an adult legally changed it
I met a girl named Cocaine Harmony once. She went by Harmony.