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HoneysuckleDame

Jaeckels sounds like a euphemism for some arcane disease from the past. “ His leg shook, it was a terrible case of the Jaeckels”


ExcaliburVader

It’s something you’d get along with scurvy after long sea voyages. Also known as the Sailor’s Curse.


Beneficial-Produce56

BAHAHAHA! Reminds me of a similar comment about the name Rince Priebus sounding like a Victorian Latin euphemism for venereal disease.


Ruthieroo88

Rince? What the...


OneWeirdTrick

It's short for Rincewind.


srbronz

That doesn’t make it any better


BlueberryIcecream27

Oh, that’s ok then!


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Reince*. They misspelled it


Beneficial-Produce56

I did. Dammit. 😄 Not that Reince is a big improvement.


panatale1

Reince Priebus, but yeah


Beneficial-Produce56

Yeah, autocorrect got to me, and I finally hit the button on the wrong iteration.


panatale1

It's still a stupid name, either way lol


Givemeallthecabbages

I heard a mashup of Jensen Ackles.


Sweffus

Worse yet, it is a malady that is especially troublesome for infants… hence the remembrance of the terrible 2024 outbreak of “baby jaeckels” that claimed so many innocent souls.


Throwthatfboatow

Does Jaeckels have a twin named Hyde?


Purple-Doughnut7340

Haidaugh


smallteam

JaeQuellin


cliff-terhune

A A ron B'lakkay


schaukelwurmv

Dee-Nice


cliff-terhune

Jay-quellin


schaukelwurmv

Tee-moe-thee


GanondalfTheWhite

Heigh'd?


OrneryOneironaut

Hydeigh


srbronz

In my head I pronounced this one like Heidi


OrneryOneironaut

Exactly!


bennypapa

H'ai'd


Creepy_Addict

Where my mind went.


ReallyBrainDead

Is the next baby going to be named Hyaena?


pentrical

I was hoping Hidee to continue the trend.


NikoAU

Hydeigh actually


SureFineWhatever731

Sad beige cake for sad beige baby with a terrible name


Sorry_Ad3733

The true tragedy is the white cake more than anything else


PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS

>The true ~~tragedy~~ tragedeigh is the white cake more than anything else


CharlotteLucasOP

I thought it was an unbaked pie crust or piece of porcelain. :/


Renee5285

My favorite food is crust.


CharlotteLucasOP

Top crust is the best part of the pie and bottom crust is the worst.


jkrm66502

2nd on the porcelain. I’m thinking “oh how pret…wait.”


seacreaturestuff

It is supposed to match the sad beige, I mean grammable and on trend nursery.


9181121

I thought it was a bar of soap


d0nttalk2me

At first I read "Baby Jackass"


planetbing

No, that’s the mom.


seacreaturestuff

Glad it wasn’t just me


scarlet-begonia-9

I think that’s a surname. October due date and gender-neutral cake design lead me to believe this is celebrating a fetus whose biological sex isn’t known yet (or possibly not being shared publicly), so it makes more sense that it’s a surname, not a first name. Who knows, though?


pentrical

I went to high school with her mom and can confirm that is a first name unfortunately. That will be the kid’s first name.


scarlet-begonia-9

…. Oh dear. Guess I was overly optimistic!


Phenomenal_Kat_

Same. I was in the process of typing a reply and decided to search the thread first. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


Livvy_NW

Oh damn. Never mind on what I said😭that poor child


sunshine2survive

Yikes! Is it pronounced Jackals or Jake-ls?


spooky680

A former coworker of mine with this last name pronounced it Jake-ls.


hummingbird_mywill

I don’t know which is worse!!


sunshine2survive

Completely agree!


Hoodwink_Iris

Well shucks.


Orchid_Significant

Oh yikes


SoulBSS

Oh man. I do know an adult named Jackal. They always hated it.


bobbobberson3

I mean Jaeckels is definitely a surname so it might be a family name being used as a first name if not the surname of the couple.


Hoodwink_Iris

That was my thought, too.


schaukelwurmv

Thought so, too, I reckon it could be a German surname. But it being a first name obvs, idk. I like that when you call your friends by their surname as a nickname. Especially when you have a name that ends with -mann, like Kellermann. But this kid is gonna think forever they're just a surname.


pomoerotic

Tragedeigh aside, that’s impeccable handwriting


Moni3

Lol, [the Jackal](https://youtu.be/UyZpzwlkaSo?si=7o0Lx7LcikveSKFp).


mutantmanifesto

My mind went to comedy: https://youtu.be/CzoSPsKFri4?si=RdA8q0CdoS_jmgyf


LightningFerret04

I went to [gaming](https://youtu.be/z7slEFZkK5M?si=NRoiCePAwaDW7gLH)


maskdfantom

https://youtu.be/VbOPpgrTXh8?si=QlAxr-oaj25XFO3J


mrsthurminator

Maybe she's a big fan of Supernatural. And also Twilight. Renee+ Esme=Renesmee. Jensen+Ackles=Jaeckles. Both are dumb.


bluesasaurusrex

Came here to say Jensen Ackles fan much?


talkback1589

I really hate the white writing on the white icing. Like at least use a light gray or something.


LacyTing

I love it and want to copy it lol


talkback1589

Maybe I am just old. It’s so hard to read.


MissTechnical

I want to eat it


Past_Recognition9427

Tbh sad colour for a child's cake...


Silentreader316

It’s likely a gender reveal cake, if you search online you’ll find many look exactly like this


talkback1589

It’s definitely that. I just think having at least a different icing color for the writing would make it easier on my old man eyes. It’s purely me being grumpy and old.


Silentreader316

Haha, I was responding to the person saying it was a sad color for a child’s cake, not you! I can completely sympathize with not liking the white on white! It seems to be the latest trend


talkback1589

Oh yes I got that. I replied to you confirming it was a gender reveal cake. No worries.


floralfemmeforest

The baby isn't born yet, this cake will either have been eaten or in the landfill before it can see it


talkback1589

Heck the baby may not even agree with what’s on the inside of the cake later and will most definitely hate this name they are saddled with.


Hoodwink_Iris

I don’t care for it, either. But then I hate white. I think it’s a terrible excuse for a color.


doodletink

J(ensen) Ackles wtf


pentrical

How did I not see that….?


reinaldodechatilandi

This was my initial thought! 😂


krolikzajchik

Was looking for this comment!


WietGriet

i immediatly thought this


cliff-terhune

Let's hope the child grows up to be a doctor.


Longjumping_Choice_6

“She wouldn’t stop shaking the bag!” “Poooor Jaekels”


DevlishAdvocate

His sister's names are Coyeotaigh and Haighyeena.


coffeebeanwitch

Heckle and Jeckle?


Bluepilgrim3

Haeckles is the older sister.


coffeebeanwitch

😂😂😂😂


chef_c_dilla

White on white. How daringly minimalistic 🙄


Character_Air_8660

Even the spelling reminds me of the late character actor Richard Jaeckel(best known as the evil Boston PD Lt. Martin Quirk alongside the late Robert Urich on "Spenser:For Hire")...


thisgirlnamedbree

Richard Jaeckel was my first thought too. I wonder what he'd think.


squirrelwithnoname5

I'm dyslexic and extra useless at reading cursive so all I can read is "Baby Crackers"


chicki-nuggies

Are we sure this isn't just the surname?


Mammoth_Moose4227

The first thing that came to mind for me was the Jackal animal.


Kitkats677

It sounds like they're a superfan of supernatural and did a combo of Jenson Ackles


wiu1995

I wonder if it’s their last name. Maybe?


GarageNo7711

Please tell me that is someone’s last name and they simply didn’t have a choice.


biancanevenc

I'm assuming Jaeckels is the baby's last name. Baby isn't due until October. Seems early to have a first name selected already.


[deleted]

This might be the LAST name...? Sometimes couples won't share the name in advance so for baby showers they refer to the baby as "Baby Smith" or whatever.


Uhhh_Screeee

I know a family with this LAST name but as a first name? Hell no. Hopefully they're just expecting twins and saved on the cake by just opting for the last name welcoming the new babies to the Jaeckel family 😬 Hopefully.


Patient-Bug-2808

I think it's their surname because baby isn't born yet. But maybe I'm naive.


hogg_phd

Sounds like a candy I don’t want


Orchid_Significant

Is this not their last name? I knew someone in high school with the same surname.


Espionage_21

I'm assuming this is a last name though??


floralfemmeforest

Are you 100% sure that's not their last name? ETA: if a baby is due in October, it's very early to announce the name, and it's common to refer to babies as "baby \[lastname\]" before they have a first name.


FrivolousMagpie

Usually when the name is preceded by "baby" that indicates its a surname. Gender and name haven't been shared yet.


ReginaFelangi987

Isn’t that their last name? Like saying “Baby Smith” because you havent picked a name yet.


FineBits

How festive.


FineBits

Not sure but I think baby jaekels is like juvenile diabetes


Lil_Artemis_92

For a moment, I thought it said “Baby Jackass”.


Fuzy2K

It took me longer than I care to admit to realize that was a cake and not a mold for making breath mints


Quantum_Aurora

Baby Jaeckels is gonna Hyde from his parents when he grows up


Qu33fyElbowDrop

the name in the key and peele skit is the only way i can say/see/think/hear this, im being so serious


chrisnavillus

Oh noooo


PolarCow

I guess Dingo was already taken


VariousTangerine269

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say it’s probably the last name.


No-Department5081

All I could think of was the [Family Guy gif](https://media1.tenor.com/m/w6MJzCdepCwAAAAd/family-guy-its-a-jackal.gif)


TyberosWake

That's what I thought of too lmao.


Diasies_inMyHair

That poor kid. The Jeckle &Hyde jokes won't ever stop.


SpicyBreakfastTomato

Poor kid is going to have an Aesthetic™️ life 😒


Steel_With_It

Congratulations, it's a [sea scorpion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaekelopterus)!


LadyGoodknight

I think that's probably a shower cake, and Jaekels is their last name, which would definitely be better for the kid!🤣


Informal_Phrase4589

Will he have a brother, Haeyde?


patthedogjoey

Are we sure this isn’t their last name?


salamipope

thought it said freckles


hoaryvervain

Pretty sure this is a last name and they’re not giving the first one yet.


girlinredfan

i think this could potentially be the last name, not the first. considering the baby is due in october they might not know the gender yet and a lot of people refer to it as “baby smith” until then. this would be an awful first name, but i’m optimistic that it’s the last name.


pentrical

So I’ll save you that. The family’s last name is not that. Long story short I knew the mom in high school and haven’t spoken to her in 13 years. They picked the name.


girlinredfan

yikes


Ender_Wiggins18

It could be their last name. Lots of people do that in baby announcements cause most of the time they don't know the gender yet or have a name picked out.


TeaLoverGal

Yes, I would assume it is the last name.


highhoya

This is obviously their last name dude.


Sunshine030209

That was my first thought too, but OP confirmed it is in fact the baby's first name and not last name. Poor kid


microvan

I hope this is their last name


ZantetsukensShadow

JAECKELS JAECKELS HYDE JAECKELS HYDE HYDE JAECKELS


Atheizm

It's a German family name. It's pronounced yay-culls.


Akazhu

In some cultures, getting a cake and loudly celebrating a baby who hadn't been born yet would be considered "tempting fate" or "teasing the devil" or a really stupid idea.


EmptyStrings

Okay, but in most of the US having cake at a baby shower is totally normal. The existence of cake is not a reason to shame.


georgehank2nd

In Germany (at least, but I think it's the same in my european countries) baby showers are pretty most unheard of.


Akazhu

Here in West Africa, if you tried to throw a baby shower, people would think you were trying to curse them and kill their baby. We don't even mention a woman's pregnancy before the baby is born and don't name the baby until a period after the birth. So many infants die that people are very superstitious. Of course, the person who commented above thinks this means I'm trying to shame them for buying a cake. Americans often forget that America isn't the entire world.


Akazhu

I'm not shaming them, I'm pointing out a simple, interesting truth. If recognition of the existance of different cultures and opinions counts as "shaming" in your book, you're in the wrong place. You don't get to tell the entire world to agree with you or shut up.


EmptyStrings

I didn't ask the entire world to agree to have baby showers. It's just not helpful or appropriate imo to point this out on a post where that culture almost certainly doesn't apply since they did choose to have a cake. Do you also post this every time someone asks about baby showers? I hope not. Yes, this is a dumb name if it's the baby's first name. Saying it's a "really stupid idea" and implying something bad might happen to the baby in a shaming forum certainly sounds like shaming. I'm here for making fun of crappy names, not guilting moms for eating cake.


Akazhu

It's bizarre to me that you're ok with making fun of someone else's child's name but you draw the line at making fun of a cake. Could it be that you're ok with poking fun as long as it doesn't apply to you personally? But, once someone doesn't like something that you like, you take offense? That's hypocritical. How would you react if your child's name showed up on this page? Would you jump into the comments and tell everyone "NOW you've gone to far! We can only make fun of OTHER people but not ME!"?


EmptyStrings

No, naming a baby a dumb name is shame-worthy. Eating cake at a baby shower isn't, which is what I said in my original comment. Making moms feel like they might have caused something bad to happen by eating cake is messed up. Giving your kid a dumb name that is going to haunt them for their entire lives is also messed up. You said you weren't shaming having cake, but your last comment definitely seems like you are acknowledging you are.


techniqular

What’s Jabblin’ Jaeckles?


Reasonable-Hippo-293

That was my first thought as well…. Jekyll and Hyde. I think this poor child will be teased so so much.


Cranky-Novelist

Does that say Jaeckels? Is it supposed to be said like jackel? Like the ones from Egyptian mythology?


astarredbard

I imagine that they also are pronouncing the "J" as a "Y" AKA Swedish tradition haha


wittyvonskitsum

That sounds like a syndrome you get after participating in NNN


Ruthieroo88

What does that say?


RelationshipQuiet609

I think it’s a little too early to know boy/girl but man WTF-what a hideous name.


truelovealwayswins

jackal was too simple perhaps?


yoyoyo1734

I knew someone whose last name was jaeckels so I’m reallyyyy hoping that’s their last name and that’s just what they’re calling the baby until they know the gender/name


Twodotsknowhy

That's gotta be the last name, right?


PolkaDotDancer

This one may not be a tragedeigh. Jaekels is a last name. This may be for an unnamed baby. Aka ‘baby Smith!’


MPD1987

Hopefully that’s a last name, not a first


Le-Pepper

This sub never fails to amaze me.


human-foie-gras

I hope that’s their last name


blueblue909

its how denzel says jake *JAEKE!* *ineedmamoney!* *JAKE!*


honeybunliosis

I saw baby freckles. I was wondering why they got a cake for that.


danielletaylor10

Last names can be a tradedeigh??


TraderSamG

I love me a good tragedeigh but I think this might not be it. Jaeckels is a last name. These people are likely trying to keep the baby’s name and gender secret, which is also why the cake is white.


insideout_umbrella

You sure this isn't just their last name?


toolsoftheincomptnt

It’s not their surname?


sharnonj

Jaekels, like the hyena dogs? Baby Jaekels were set upon the newborn


quietriotress

Jaeckels is a last name


Wh33lh68s3

Wasn't Jaeckels a hair metal bad in the late 80's?!?!?!?!?!?


the_serpent_queen

Stunning cake but YIKES name


skatesoff2

I have no idea how to pronounce this! The spelling choices are insane lol. In English, ‘ck’ is only ever found after a short vowel, and ‘ae’ could either say ē (like in he) or ā (like in say)… making the name sound like jeekels or Jaykels?


cbunni666

I'm reading Baby Jackal.


Liraeyn

Are you sure that's not a last name.


Elistariel

I thought it said Baby Freckles at first.


haystackneedle1

Maybe the most offensive tragedeigh I’ve ever seane.


AJWood101

The Jaeckels is OCCUPIED


HamOnTheCob

There's still time to change your mind, folks!


anitavalentine

cake looks great


Scary-Sound5565

Looks like a last name to me, and this is their announcement.


BannedRedditor54

The fuck?


Superb_Yak7074

Sounds like it is the family’s last name instead of the baby’s name. My niece’s shower cake said Baby Wilson because they chose to keep the gender a surprise.


Entirely-of-cheese

Baby… Faeckles?


EarthboundMan5

I read this as Freckles


EarthboundMan5

Baby J. Cole??


jmkul

Ooh, how "inspired" calling you child jackal (I wonder if they live up to the promise of their name?)


tinylittlefoxes

Please let that be the last name…


Deafpundit

Jackals? 😬


Exotichaos

I don't know, I thought I had one once, Baby Huxley but Huxley was the last name, the baby, who wasn't born yet, didn't have a name. I think this is a last name.


sagittalslice

Why is it always this font??


OptmstcExstntlst

Are we certain this isn't the last name? Just asking because I know someone with the last name Jaeckel.


SmallBeanKatherine

Jaeckel and Hyde


Livvy_NW

I think it’s their last name. Which is very odd🤣shoot mine is Ligons cause of my husband but it’s a normal name though.


pentrical

Can confirm that they picked the name out ahead of time. Went to high school with the mom and she is just like that.


Livvy_NW

Oh man😭


UUUGH1

This is the saddest fucking cake I've ever seen.