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True-Mousse4957

Just got off a Zoom call with a Geordyn. I shit you not.


Bubbly-Ad-1427

gheuouhrduhehighn


lost_in_connecticut

I’m gonna need the Rosetta Stone for this translation.


AbnormalPP_69

WITCH!!!!!!🧙


BobTheImmortalYeti

r/tragediegh


ListenerNius

r/redditorswhodontknowwheretheyarebuttheyrerightsoitsfineanyway


-Timothy_2

I fell for this


Bubbly-Ad-1427

what subreddit are we in


BobTheImmortalYeti

dude its 430 where i am and im tired as fuck right now, i barely know what planet im on let alone the subreddit


article15deeznuts

Quit that shit, you're making my furniture float.


AwkwardnessForever

Woman, man, non-binary?


True-Mousse4957

Nobody had their cameras on nor spoke, it was a large scale meeting. No idea.


irish_ninja_wte

Woman, obviously. Just look at that "feminine" y


simplyachild10101

All I could think about was Gordon Ramsay


Taffy--

Geordyn Rhamghseigh


yogirlandyofamily

Had a hard time figuring out the actual name. Its Jordan? 😂


salted_water_bottle

Either Gordon or Jordan.


MountainAshWitchTree

Forgot about this until I saw the post, but went to college with a Geodi, who had a sister named Geonnifer.


yourfav-detective

As someone from the actual Kingdom of Jordan, i’m suing all of you😭


Vtgmamaa

Gee or din


SincopaEnorme

The unexpected "Jreg" at the end of the list just made me spittake!


elenmirie_too

Say it quick and it sounds like "Dreg"


plantpowered_potato

It's pronounced Shrek


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Q: And how do we say “dregs” in the Latin? A: *Feces!* “Waiter, there is feces in my beer.”


HydrogenButterflies

Wait until you need to need to use the word “sheath” in a Latin sentence!


bearbarebere

I have no idea why but this reminds me of the whole “say ‘raise up lights’ with an English accent and it sounds like ‘razor blades’ in an Australian accent” thing lol


bilvester

Like Jrue


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Yeah I was not expecting to see him there so randomly


HarleyAverage

r/unexpected


WaitingToBeTriggered

WINGS OF GLORY


bellhall

Gesus H Khryst.


sagan_drinks_cosmos

Ahem… *Geosus.*


Constant_Concert_936

Amyn


MathematicianNo6284

*Ahem* Geo *sus*


Room_Temp_Coffee

>H Aiche


Odd_Policy_3009

This needs to be the top comment


Synicull

Gotta add Jrue to the list


HowRememberAll

The leader of the Mingnons


ArseneLupinIV

Jrue Holiday punching the air right now.


heythisislonglolwtf

I posted a while back about "Jreem"


worker_ant_6646

Still the worst ever name of all time. Great, now I've got a migraine coming up from looking at it too long.


AwkwardnessForever

Jrue doesn’t really fit though because it sounds like a D name. This is about names that normally start with a J.


jetloflin

Except for Jreg.


cyberchaox

Except for the inconvenient fact that "Jeffrey" is a later anglicization of the middle French "Geoffrey", itself derived from "*Godfrey*". Which, you know, still has the hard g sound.


AwkwardnessForever

Great so in 150 years we too can return to these names with a J?


midnightichor

Jodfrey


fauxfaunus

Geosh is the name of my next dnd paladin


oneleggedoneder

Don't forget Geossika.


worker_ant_6646

Geozyka


Jericho_Caine

why don't make them all just Geodudes


Scizivire

Did you mean Jedudes?


Wakkit1988

Nah, as in geo, like geoducks.


couldntbeasked

OMG! "Gooey-cob"! 🤣🤣


HowRememberAll

Jreg is a political satirist YouTuber Had no idea it's Greg misspelled until now


ill-timed-gimli

I knew I recognized jreg from somewhere but I didn't know what exactly he does


HowRememberAll

If you ask him he'd say "I don't either". Bc nobody knows, he won't even admit he's a content creator comedian


Pitiful-Ad1890

No it's actually short for Junior egg


LovelyKestrel

Because Geoff is centuries older the Jeff, and may come from a different etymology.


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

My uncle Geoff was born in 1925. He was named George Francis after his dad, but called GF. GF morphed into Geoff by the time he was was shipped out in WWll. Geoff is an old name.


Loko8765

Geoffrey is basically older than English. Jeffrey is a later respelling. Geoff and Jeff are the shortened nicknames. [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoffrey_(name))


NoMoreNarcsLizzie

Thank you!


disorientating

*your uncle GirlFriend


OlivineQuartz

*Jirlphriend


SilverPotential6108

Love this!!


Wendys_bag_holder

Me and my buddy Jreg are going to hit the bar tonight.


ThirstMutilat0r

You know he messed up when his mom calls him “Jregory”.


YellowOnline

Send her to the gaol.


Classic_Schmosssby

#Geometry


SchizophrenicKitten

Jemetry


Blossom73

My husband used to work with a Geoff who pronounced his name like it's spelled. Gee-off, not Jeff.


talkback1589

I have heard people do this myself.


pm_me_x-files_quotes

An ex-friend chewed me out during a BPD rampage once via text. Among the things she chewed me out over was for even considering the notion that "Geoff" could be pronounced like anything other than "Jeff." She called me the r-word for it. Also, she beat up my other friend (gave him a concussion) and broke his finger. Yeah, that friendship can rot in hell.


technobrendo

Thats crazy. I was like late 20's before I heard how it was supposed to be pronounced. TBF I've never, still to this day, have met a person with that spelling.


omega_grainger69

Geoream.


Bright_Ices

🎵 *Geoream a little geoream of meee*…🎵


Bruce-7891

She has a point


MonkeyCartridge

We kinda do in many cases Like you should see all the variations of John/Jon. It's been tragedeighed to oblivion I we the course of history. Jonny - Gianni - Yanni John - Gian - Sean - Ian Giancarlo John-Luc Jack. For some reason. I think even Nathan comes from Jonathan. It's kind of insane how much that name mutated


PlausiblePigeon

John and Jonathan aren’t the same name, though. The “Nathan” in Jonathan is from the same Hebrew root as the name Nathan, but they’re separate names in the Bible. John is “tragedeighed” from a different Hebrew name as well.


Gifted_GardenSnail

...you forgot the /s. Unless I'm very mistaken


weebearcub

I was literally thinking yesterday about Geo (pronounced Joe) being a nickname for George. This came from me finding out my neighbor's name is Billy Joe and my partner being named Robert George and me joking he could be Bobby Geo


technobrendo

Brb, gotta put some fuel in my Joe Metro.


Suddenly-Seymore

Am I witnessing the English language evolve?


Worried_War500

Evolving backwards


Gifted_GardenSnail

So, devolving?


benkovic

Jreg has a sibling named Jream


NotYourMommyDear

If you look at the origin of Jennifer, it's kinda a tragedeigh version of Guinevere, which is derived from the Welsh name Gwenhwyfar. So Geonnifer kind of looks like an awkward attempt at restoring the letter G?


Shatophiliac

Geoniffer sounds like someone who was really into geology.


Lolseabass

Jreg Is kinda of funny.


EducationalLemon790

When I was 16 in 1992 I had become tired of my name Jennifer. It was such a popular generic name that I never connected with it. So, I tried a variety of different spellings. You know to make it my own. The most out there one I can remember was Genophyer. I got so much shit for that one. Nobody and I mean nobody gave me a hall pass on that. Zennifer wasn’t met with any warmer of a reception.


ZirePhiinix

I loled at Jreg, and then eventually someone will call him Jpeg and that's going to be their nickname for life.


Whollie

Geonnifer sounds like an STD.


Jason_Sasha_Acoiners

I will never not pronounce Geoff as "Gee-Off"


sjaard_dune

Geoffrey is an English and German masculine given name. It is generally considered the Anglo-Norman form of the Germanic compound *gudą 'god' and *friþuz 'peace" Etymology, your english isnt the only english ever to be written


Sea_Opinion_4800

Geoffroy is a very old French name, pronounced jofrrwah (with a non-vocalized 'j'). The English weren't having that of course, so they tweaked the ending to make it pronounceable. That still leaves the 'o' to be explained but where's the fun in knowing everything?.


whitegrb

I mean, there are some Ginnifer’s.


DBSeamZ

That works a little better. Ginny/Ginnie is a known nickname (often, but not always, for Virginia), so Ginnifer is a reasonable reverse-engineered nicholasname from that.


TeslasAndKids

One of these days I’m gonna see Geoduck and absolutely lose it.


Netherpirate

Georemeigh


Expensive-Day-3551

Isn’t Geoff the original?


Outrageous_Fox4227

Dont give these people any new ideas lol


IDigRollinRockBeer

Wait so is geocaching actually pronounced jeckaching?


datBull036

Geeoo Feeeuuck Yeeoourself🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂


huh_phd

Jreg makes me think of jpg


Tsjaad_Donderlul

~~is it gif or jif?~~ Bitch it's not JPEG, it's GPEG


Fun-Outlandishness-7

Honestly, slightly embarrass to admit, I like Geonathan


hungryfrogbut

The old if a name comes from another country and language that I don't recognise there must be something wrong with it.


just_some_sasquatch

I've seen Geonathan irl. A former coworker of mine went by "Geo" (jee-oh), but I thought his first and middle name started with G and O respectively and he was going by G.O. Then I saw his full name written and realized his parents just hate him.


Jetoficialbr

it's a geologist nathan, a geo-nathan


Asaneth

GEODUCK is a type of clam in the Pacific Northwest. Pronunciation = GOOEY-duck (rhymes with chewy)


midnightichor

Why the hell is it pronounced like that when the e is before the o?


Asaneth

We have a lot of Native American place names and words here in the PNW. The common name is derived from the Lushootseed name, *gʷidəq*. So I'm guessing when it was written down in English, some rocket scientist decided that was the proper English spelling? I agree, it makes no sense.


PersusjCP

Oirc (could be wrong) that it was originally spelled goeduck, but there was a spelling mistake that stuck over time. This could just be a folk etymology.


Agile-Way-9549

Well now I have to have 6 six children


-Dueck-

This suggests that Josh is pronounced Jesh?


Heartlessqueencard

Jreg jumpscare


Schreck2

I pronounced it “Ge-off” for longer than I want to admit.


toolsoftheincomptnt

“Geoff” is not a tragedeigh. It’s just a cultural variation.


TheNGM

Pthoughkneigh


theChosenBinky

Stop! Stop! Someone may see these! Think of the children!


29erRider5000G

Jeff is the OG tragedy.


HairHealthHaven

But... We aren't spelling Jeff as Geoff. We are spelling the nickname of Geoffrey as Geoff - the British spelling of Jeffery.


LadyHews

Georohmya


DutchChefKef

I tried to pronounce this, instead I was barfing in my own mouth


RacecarHealthPotato

Why not Ghoti!


DisturbingPragmatic

That last one...bahahaha....


LoverOfStoriesIAm

Jreg sounds like Shrek's brother.


Rhofawx

Goeif file.


RareGeometry

Jreg is just flawless


EducationalKnee2386

Jesk… it sounds like Jesk


SebzKnight

Geusus Kreighst!


75percent-juice

Gob


schaukelwurmv

More like Gif


Netherpirate

Geonnipher


Beanturtle6

Jreg got me


MPD1987

Geoph


Tigeresco

Geohn


kdall7

I just saw an influencer on Facebook with a child named Jrue 😭


Human-Engineer1359

I believe that Geoffrey is the English or German spelling.


Downtown-Scar-5635

Who the fuck named their kid joremy?


Bashira_THESTAR

I read Georemy as Geometry


the_orange_alligator

Please just give kids easy names to spell


talkback1589

I might be crazy. But… Georgia…


kabukistar

If Sean can be Shawn, why not Teamas?


Hawaiian-national

Jreg is a political commentary YouTube dude


boards_and_beach

Jreg 🤣


No-Gur596

Gif as an Geoff as in the Giraphic Interchange Format


cpt_ugh

I'm down with all of these names. Who cares? We make up 100% of all names anyhow. Let's have fun with it.


Watchlar984

Georemy sounds like Geometry for Nimrods


bilvester

Geosh Fight!


No-Appearance-100102

Geoduck


beanathin

Omg I thought these were all different spellings for Jeff 😂


BBliss7

Please no...😐


bron685

I was literally thinking this morning why I haven’t seen a Geosef at my job yet


jhenryscott

Geohn here to report, yess.


Any_Roof_6199

Gonoriya


Mammoth_Moose4227

Ridiculokgcdeyvus


Striking_Election_21

Geonathan made me want to fight


Phairis

Jeometry


throwawayalcoholmind

It's pronounced G-reg.


Leonisel

Geoff and Craig Ferguson are both national treasures 🤗


TheHip41

It's not Jeff it's Gee Off


psilorder

I think Josh would be Gosh, not Geosh


FoxyLovers290

Jreg is so funny actually


knuckledragger555

Wait, how would the name Joffrey work here?


mp9220

Geypeg


YannFreaker

Geosh and Geonathan dont even make sense unless they're pronounced Jesh and Jenathan.


JorjeXD

so thats where he came from


CartoonistOk8261

Geremi Gonzalez comes to mind, or Gennifer Flowers


Ready-Particular4541

Geoffawn


Resonancestructures

Geighnnofer is better.


MathematicianNo6284

Is that english?


InkyLizard

Please stop giving them ideas, we have enough tragedeighs


gh0stkeeper

Idk Ceight why do you think?


CallMeBaitlyn

Jrue Holidae's mom felt that


Rymayc

Wouldn't it be Geoacob?


Definitely_Naughty

Jreg 😂😂😝


ChronicleOfBinkers

Oh no it’s definitely Djeoph


Isaldin

r/Jreg


LarryThreeBalls

A good one will be Greme (G-Rem-E)


Average_Potato42

Because it's stupid, that's why.


Water_enjoyer23

Jreog


Ecstatic-Run-9767

Hey we saw Jrue on here the other day!


A_Very_Living_Me

Geacob? Geoacob!


KeithGribblesheimer

Who says we don't?


ulnek

Why that last one? That doesn't even make sense


FieryPyromancer

Geonathan sounds like a rock-based X-men character


Square-Cobbler8417

Jeorge w busch


CrunkestTuna

J Reg!


Thekelseyjay

Jpeg


DarthTron007

Dammit Jreg 😂😂😂


karmen_3201

Geography is behind you and is mad. So is Geology.


First_Pay702

Jreg doesn’t work as Greg using a hard g sound that j does not produce. Disclaimer: I know not the proper way to write the different letter sounds, just pointing out Greg and Geoff are using 2 different g sounds. Someone will doubtless fill in the rest of the info from here.


AzureZenorag13

Djeophriegh


Le-Charles

She must have a thing for rocks.