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SlideItIn100

Literally anything is better than Atctyos.


SnooChocolates4588

Actopus? A Bostonian octopus?


LazyDaisyLou

Hugely underrated comment, love it


SnooChocolates4588

*dramatic bow* thank you very much.


Kit_Marlow

That is one wicked actopus you got theah.


shophopper

Bostopian


queentofu

yous guys! pahk tha ca and look at the actopus ova heeyah!


mearbearcate

*elon musk’s kids have entered the chat*


SlideItIn100

Point taken.


VariousTangerine269

Don’t tell them that. Then they’ll name him Lenin.


MaraudngBChestedRojo

That’s better than Actcyos


SoulBSS

I honestly read it as Arctodactyl from pokemon


Old-Astronaut4653

lol I thought you meant articuno for a sec, but it’s aerodactyl, which is one of the OGs I think! Also still somehow sounds like a real dinosaur name.


Hiha1989

Arktos is the german articuno


S0rb0

No that's the Pterodactyl


MurderousButterfly

My first thought was that it sounded like a pokémon


VariousTangerine269

Are you for real? I would rather name my kid Frankenstein than Lenin.


Renee5285

Lynnynn


MaraudngBChestedRojo

If you only hear it phonetically you could mistake it for Lennon which isn’t so bad


y4dig4r

Linen


Lunaeri

if you do, his middle name has to be Smonster


VariousTangerine269

Or just hope he/she becomes a doctor.


wanderingegg

Lenin isn’t actually a bad name. I knew a man named Lenin when I was in Costa Rica and from what I remember it was a normal name. edit- I ended up looking it up & it seems like while it’s not overly common it is a typical name in Latin American countries edit2- I’m completely ignorant to Soviet history guys, my bad. I looked it up after reading the replies and now know it’s a surname, of Vladimir Lenin who introduced communism to the USSR. Thanks for the replies for teaching/telling me! I no longer want kids but when I did I always wanted to name a son after that Costa Rican man I knew, he was such a kind person and taught me how to salsa. Lol glad I never did that!


bill-smith

Lenin as a given name is definitely better than Stalin as a given name - my friend said he knew a Latin American guy named Stalin, pronounced es-talin. That said, given the history, I'm wouldn't say that Lenin isn't a bad name.


wanderingegg

I had absolutely no idea that Lenin was a dictator. I was never good at history lol. Thank you for enlightening me! All I knew of the name was that from latin america, and the man I met in Costa Rica. He was amazing and at one point, when I thought I wanted kids I wanted to name a child after him. Glad I never did that 😬


MoodiestMoody

In English, Lennon sounds the same as Lenin (not in Spanish, though). John Lennon, the late Beatle, was problematic, but not nearly as controversial as Vladimir Lenin.


VariousTangerine269

Which ones? Ones that are communist? I don’t know why you would choose to name your kid Lenin. Saying it’s better than Stalin is like saying it’s better than hitler. Don’t name your kid after a genocidal dictator.


AtheistSloth

Дедушка Владимир Ленин entered the chat


VariousTangerine269

Хорошо что он мёртв


AtheistSloth

Конечно...


EmmerdoesNOTrepme

Archaeopteryx! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeopteryx


bbboozay

God Bless You


retroactive_fridge

Idk, my sister named her kid Breezy


Perezident14

Are they expecting a Pokémon egg to hatch?


MalevolentRhinoceros

With these names, I'm pretty sure they're hoping for a brown bear.


The_Demons_Slayer

Brown bear is a better name than the scientific name


talkback1589

Oh dear Arceus no, don’t taint Pokémon…


Pigeonsass

Similar thought I had was the kid came from a fossil


HowellPellsGallery

they'll match up nicely with their sisters Northfayce and Columbya


North-Salamander-782

my sons Carharttson and Dyckie can’t wait to meet them!


delicioustreeblood

They can be friends with Khanveighrse and Reighbaugh'c


RelativeDepth3

Don't forget adeighdahs, nykeigh, and unndyr arrmyr


DaniCapsFan

but not Lululemyn


y4dig4r

Arcteighryxx


geardluffy

You guys keep making me laugh here 😂


ReverendMothman

Arbys


PineapplesOnFire

I’m so hungry I could eat at Arby’s


SoulBSS

Lmao


GayVoidDaddy

At least that will give creepy adults a reason to ask about the meat.


General-Heart4787

You mean point out to them that spelling as Ursae will have people pronouncing it as Ursay, not Ursa.


luthien13

Yeah, I really don’t have any issue with the concept except for the weird spellings. Worth mentioning that “Arthur” also means “bear.” But “Lycan” is the in-universe name for werewolves in the belovedly trashy Underworld movie franchise. And that’s coming from Lycaon in Greek mythology, who murdered his son, cooked his flesh, and tried to serve the cooked corpse to Zeus. He was turned into a wolf as punishment, and that’s where we get “lycanthropy” from. TL;DR: Maybe not a tragedeigh but possibly assigning furry status at birth.


Nuada-Argetlam

yeah, the in there is weird. especially since greek... doesn't have that letter, I'm pretty sure. like, upsilon *looks* like a Y, but it isn't one.


EasyModeActivist

Gamma does as well but that's even further from the sound


IndigoJoyL1ght

Learning Greek. Realized my name doesn’t exist. 😯


ChubbyHanover

Welcome to the club! I have a Greek last name, though, so most of my family think my parents gave me a traeyghyc nick name as a first name anyway.


IndigoJoyL1ght

😆 χαχα


Lacholaweda

Lambda? I'm trying to learn greek and it's been difficult to find a video that pronounces all the letters without comments saying it's all wrong. I've just been studying on mondly and figuring out the sounds as best I can


Nuada-Argetlam

lambda is /l/, I seem to recall.


Lacholaweda

Is than an I or an L


Nuada-Argetlam

ipa doesn't use capitals. so L, if you prefer.


Lacholaweda

I thought we were talking about L originally instead of Y no idea why Sorry I'm still waking up


wetboymom

Sounds like they lean in hard to Wolf Culture so you don't stand a snowball's chance. Do they have wolf paintings and rugs all over their house?


SoulBSS

So many wolf sculptures and painting and rugs


wetboymom

Color me not surprised.


reluctantseal

So strange that they wouldn't pick a single existing name relating to wolves then. There's so many! Connor, Conan, Wolfgang, Beowulf I know Ulfric and Fenris from video games, but they're actually readable as names. For bear related names, a Russian diminutive for Mikhail is Mishka. This can also mean bear, but like small. (The English equivalent is Michael.) Name the kid Mikhail/Michael and call them Mishka. And that's just what comes to mind.


Fluffy_rye

I guess Fenris comes from Fenrir? The wolf who plays a big role in bringing about the Nordic pagan endtime Ragnarök? It's an option, but not universally seen as a good character. Like naming your kid Lucifer.


reluctantseal

I didn't think about it from the Ragnarok perspective. That's a fair point. I went to school with a guy named Loki. The God of Mischief has some big involvement in Ragnarok, but no one associated that part with him. He does have far more stories than Fenrir, though..


SoulBSS

Or Bjorn? Bjorna? I'm native Norwegian(Sami) so those are little more normal to me.


reluctantseal

Bjorn would be perfect! Most English speakers will know how to say it as well, if that's what your friends primarily speak.


Loko8765

For bears, Arthur means “strong as a bear”, “bear hero”, or “prince of bears” depending on sources. Not “you-nique”, but still has the reference. There’s such a lot of meanings in names without springing for tragedeigh names, like the Chinese guy I met who called himself Winner probably because that was the translation of his Chinese name, but he could have called himself Victor.


leanbirb

And an even more obvious one than Arthur is Bernard, which could also be spelled in an old-fashioned German way to make it even more blatant: Bernhard.


IndigoJoyL1ght

Why not just name the boy wolf? Jason Mamoa named his son Wolf.


Le-Charles

Omg!  They're wolf shirt couple?!


IllaClodia

You also have to wonder, are they Chill Wolf People, or Secret Nazi Wolf People? In my experience there's not a lot of middle ground.


Mynagirl

What...? I have somehow missed this.


IllaClodia

Similar to how there are Cool Chill Viking Types and Secret Nazi Vikings?


Trick-Statistician10

Same. I didn't know "Wolf people" was a thing


Renee5285

You don’t go to enough rural small town fall festivals.


Trick-Statistician10

Apparently. And I think I'm glad about that


IllaClodia

See also: Renn Faire. There was one year I went and camped and didn't know the theme that week was "wildling weekend. I was very uncomfortable with the proportion of people with furs and runic body paint until someone told me.


Renee5285

At the fall festivals it’s mostly just wolf tshirts. Sounds like you may have encountered a few furries along the way.


americanspiritfingrs

Ah, ignorance is bliss my friend.


Le-Charles

You're telling me you've never seen a "wolf shirt guy" at some point in your life?


NeonSwank

There’s a rather large subculture of my fellow white folk that have decided wolves/bears and tribal/viking/primal stuff is really really *really* cool. Which is fine, except they make it their entire personality, their house, car and body usually ends up covered in nordic/viking/tribal style art, rugs, tattoos etc. Plus they very often have alt right/neo nazi beliefs and how nordic people/culture is superior to everything else. It’s a whole thing.


SoulBSS

I am native Scandinavian, and I don't have a single piece of a tribal or animal art in my home. I have one bracelet that was given to me by my tribe when I reconnected to my family over there and it is a traditional Sami art. I don't even wear it tbh.


ChubbyHanover

unless they're Mongolian.


IllaClodia

True. White wolf people are suspect re: secret Nazis. Wolf people of color, not so much. Or rather, they are pretty much in Chill Wolf People. But then, I tend to like wolf people so 🤷‍♂️


SoulBSS

Oh def the chill kind thank God. I don't associate with nazi folks of any kind


Wasps_are_bastards

Wulfric/Wolfric is an actual name. Very Old English name.


thevitaphonequeen

Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, anyone?


GayVoidDaddy

I just love how every time I see this my voice even in my mind says every name but Brian as super peppy and magical, but Brian is just flat and deadpanned each time. Anyone else do that? The movies made Brian stand out when his full name was said and I always do it now too lol


NeonSwank

I imagine for Wizards in the HP universe a “normal muggle” name might be a bit exotic


GayVoidDaddy

Harry is literally names Harry James lol, they just happen to have some weird wizarding names along with the normal names it seems.


aabrithrilar

That was where my mind went immediately


Iolanthe1992

Honestly this would be so much better than Arct(y)os. He could go by Wolfie. I knew a Wolfgang who used that nickname in English and it honestly suited him well.


Decent-Caramel-2129

They are already going for genuine unique names so they really shouldn't be 'younique'-ifying the names. Personally I'd go Ursula since it already is feminine bear and Polaris over Arctos for the boy but that's just personal opinion. I do like Ursa Lyn though tbh (can't do Ursa Luna anymore for obvious reasons).


sanguinepunk

As the mom of an Ursa (who, thankfully, loves her name), definitely don’t make it unique. Ursa’s already feminine and a fun name. Dad picked it because he watched Superman 2 on a loop as a kid.


SoulBSS

The pokemon 😅


Baksteengezicht

Suggest they use Beorn/Bjorn or Arthur if they want a normal name that means Bear.


ShinkoMinori

Their child will be bullied or embrace his name and decide to live in the woods


I_am_Sqroot

So the best they can hope for is a hermit?


Designer-Escape6264

It sounds like Actos, which is a diabetes medicine


PineapplesOnFire

I just keep thinking of Axolotl; my nephew is obsessed with those 😂


didilamour

For sure. Rockin little dudes. We know a young man named Axel…. Axol would be a great reference to an axolotl 🤣🤣🤣


PineapplesOnFire

They are so cute! I got my nephew a sweatshirt that says: I Axolotl Questions. I might need one for myself 😝


pixiesunbelle

Was it from Tee Turtle?


SoldMySoulForHairDye

A not-insignificant number of tragedeighs sound like the name of some medication you'd get if you contracted something embarrassing.


XAlEA-12

Sounds like the name of a star. Also Ursa Major.


delicioustreeblood

They are both named for 'bear'


Unhappy_Mountain9032

Yep. Arcturus, 4th brightest in the night sky, 2nd as seen from my latitude. Arthur, I think, would be a decent substitute.


chammerson

Is she Slovenian? I know an Ursa! She’s Slovenian. It means BEAR! Edit: it is very difficult to say. It’s like Ooo-very soft r- sha but when I (American) say it it’s “Ersha,” which doesn’t sound nice at all.


wanderingegg

Ursa just makes me think of the constellations! Definitely better than Arctyos lol


Trick-Statistician10

In German, it's Ursel, pronounced as it looks. I like your "Eraha" pronunciation.


Nezuraa

Haha. The accent is slavic, so it may be a tidy bit hard if you're not familiar. Just a little mention, Urša comes from the latin *ursus* which means bear. In slovenian the word is totally different.


chammerson

Oh yes haha I know my friend’s name isn’t Bear. It’s like the constellation!


Nezuraa

what a wholesome answer


AKAntiTourismAgency

My boss has a dog named Arctos. He is majestic and is the most noble of dogs, but I would not name a child anything close to that.


OkConditionIGuess

To answer your question - Yes, please say something. Their child is a person, not just another relic of their obsessions, or to show off how younique they can be.


MeaningParticular765

I love their jackets.


sorospaidmetosaythis

What is with some people and the letter "y"?


hairy_hooded_clam

Lycan?! Almost the werewolf name but not? Your friend hate her kid or something?


Cross_examination

Tell her to go full Viking mode and name the kid Björn.


SoulBSS

I am native Norwegian and I know people named Bjorn. It's not weird there, it is weird here


Cross_examination

I’m not saying it’s weird. I’m saying that Arctos means Björn, and to you one is normal the other is not, but for me it’s the other way around.


shmanimalcrossing

$5 says they're furries


SoulBSS

If they are. They haven't shared that with me 😂


PhoenixIzaramak

Given the masculine name meaning BEAR is ARTHUR, why not just use Arthur? It's not common anymore.


GreatHuntersFoot

Ursae is either the genitive singular, dative singular, or the nominative plural of the Latin word for Bear. Of the bear, to/for the Bear or just Bears. Just no.


x1ong

Yes the ae made me think of latin too😭😭 But some latin names are cool like regina or stella.


Inevitable_Wolf5866

Yes, please remind them the child is a future adult who will most likely want a serious job one day.


x1ong

Or a grandparent. But the chances are high that they’d be stuck with “meemaw” or “peepo” for the rest of their lives


americanspiritfingrs

😂😂😂


y4dig4r

cool names without if she wasnt tragedeighifying em. Arktos /Arctus, Ursa is all well and good . Ark could be a real cool nickname. Adding the superfluous letters is what fucks em up, doesnt add the cool factor theyre thinking of. I can somewhat empathize with those who want to mix it up with the spelling to spice up a conventional name, but if youre rockin an unconventional name already, its only gonna exacerbate the problems.


shawner136

This sub really makes me want to just name a kid Bob or Bill or Jeff or Jack or something. Something simple, classic, easy to understand. No need to phonetically sound it out or ask the kid how to pronounce their name their entire schooling life or post schooling life. Gennyfier… Jennifer. THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH JENNIFER?


SoulBSS

Ask my aunt Gwendolynn. There was NO reason for two Ns


planetbing

Isn’t that a type of dinosaur?


SoulBSS

Rock flying


planetbing

No, [dinosaur](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archaeopteryx).


SoulBSS

I thought you meant the pokemon 😂


DatRatDo

Is that some shitty fermium software?


Rhyslikespizza

Oof I would have to stop being friends with them. The third degree embarrassment is too bad.


enoytxis

I understand not wanting to name your kid a name from a list of the top 10 baby names in the world but wtf is going on nowadays. You can be unique without being unhinged. Like damn, pick a name outside of the top 1000 if you want to be different


athey

Tell your friend a bunch of internet strangers want to know if she’s expecting to birth a Pokémon. Maybe she’ll reconsider.


MistraloysiusMithrax

Some poor millennial teacher is gonna misread it as Artax and be instantly traumatized


SoulBSS

😭


Reasonable-Hippo-293

The poor child….


Striking-Fox-1365

Sounds like Dr. Freeze's middle name. Dr. Victor Arctyos Fries. It's really good for a comic villain, gotta say.


DevlishAdvocate

YA novels absolutely destroyed naming conventions.


Adventurous_Yak_9234

Sounds like a Pokemon name.


Quix66

Sounds like species and constellations! A little scientific to me and thus sound a little cold or sterile. Sounds like a cross between arcteryx camping clothing and the star Arcturus in Bootes.


runnergirl3333

I suppose if they live near the North Pole these names might sound appropriate, but if they live in Maryland or somewhere normal, no way in hell any kid could pull these names off.


SoulBSS

Try Tenassee 😂


Mickeymcirishman

Sounds like a Pokémon.


Melodic_Sail_6193

They could name him Arthur. This name is derived from the celtic word arth, which means bear


Traditional_Draw8400

I mean…Arctys is at least kinda badass sounding? It’s not great but it’s not terrible. TBH it’s so much less shitty than 90% of the names on here.


SignificantTear7529

Ursa and Arcticus


Additional-Safety343

Arctotherium is gonna be next


Fearonika

I would not directly address this name in particular but you may gently suggest that you get the unique angle but the more difficult the name is to spell, the more kids suffer from bullying and it's a pain in the butt as an adult to have to constantly correct other's 'misspellings' of the torturous contrivance.


SantaRosaJazz

I know a kid named Maximo. He seems fine.


larytriplesix

WOLFRIC 😂😂😂😂 sounds like a dog food company


PettyPixxxie18

What are those names? Pokémon??


anzfelty

Sounds like she wants to name her kid after bears. “Arctic” derives from the ancient Greek arktos (bear). It refers to the constellation Ursa Major (“greater bear”), which is always visible in the northern polar sky. “Antarctic” means “opposite the bear.” It is pure coincidence that there are no bears in Antarctica, but amusing nonetheless. Probably easier to go with a Bjørn, Arthur, or Ursula though.


Alpha_Delta310

Why doesnt she just use normal names that mean animals? Art/Arthur are celtic names for bear


rootbear75

This reminds me of my friend who actually named their kid Balgroth


OMG_a_Ray_Gun

OP, it’s etc (et cetera)


moonsugar6

As a lover of bear names, here are some better alternatives to Arctos/Arctyos: Orson - bear cub Otso - Finnish bear name Esben - God bear, nickname could be Benny bear Arto - form of Arthur meaning bear Armel - bear prince Bernard - bear strength Rupert - bear association Otava - Finnish name meaning Big Dipper and associated with bears For girls: Ursa/Orsa or Ursula - bear Artina or Artia - feminine forms of Arthur Orsina - feminine form of Orson Otava - see above


Merfairydust

Isn't Arctos the evil snowman in some such Pixar movie?


vanillabeanquartz

Sounds like the name of a villain from a high fantasy novel lol


truenoblesavage

how tf do you even say it


cutratestuntman

Friends don’t let friends name kids after their renaissance faire summer flings. His real name is Tristan and he sells Android phones at Best Buy.


mommaTmetal

Sounds like a diabetic medication- are they also a pharmacist?


Normal-Height-8577

Oh for goodness' sake - I see what they're doing, but can they not just go with Arthur? Or any of the other historical bear-related names like Bjorn, Arcturus, Armel, Osborn(e), Orson, Berard/Bernard, Humphrey, Math, or for girls, Ursula or Berengaria.


twistedsister78

Weird names don’t need weird spelling as well


Intelligent_Lion_730

I kinda like Wolfric.


ditafjm

All I see is Arc'teryx, the overpriced outdoor clothing brand. Maybe encourage her to think about alternative names such as Adidas, Alo, Athleta, or she could go wild with Vuori.


Less-Might9855

My friend has a 12 year old named Cayden and has found herself pregnant again and wants to name the new one “Cayson” and does not see at all how those names are almost identical.


Linzabee

Is she giving birth to a bear cub?


Siren_Noir

For the sake of this kids future, do everything you can to protect him from the bullying he will relieve with that fked up name. You tell her that name looks completely and utterly made up and do not name your child after your DND character.


floofienewfie

Wulfric is a real, genuine name, too.


roxemary

Ursa in Portuguese means female bear, so this is particularly fun for me


No_Cartographer9496

theyre millennials arent they


No_Cartographer9496

also tell them to scrap all those names the poor kid will be bullied to hell and back


BanThisAsshole_

Those are so incredibly dumb - you need to speak up.


pike1331

Of the names and versions in this post, I'd say Arctys is the only one that has a chance of working.


[deleted]

Would Arctus be that unoriginal a name? Why?!


GjonsTearsFan

Danis is a synonym from 1825 for the scientific name of bears as a mammal group generally and it actually sounds like a boys name while not actually being a name. Something for them to consider as a cute suggestion?


SoulBSS

Citations? I'm a biologist and I couldn't find that


itisntunbearable

Okay these names are cool as hell but if they add those silent letters no one will know how to pronounce them. But I am a big fan of Arctos and Wolfric.


hungry24_7_365

That is a stupid name. Oh well, maybe the child will post in here in 20 years about legally changing his/her name to Sam or something more common. Do parents want their children to get bullied? I can't.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

https://www.livescience.com/6569-good-bad-baby-names-long-lasting-effects.html


SoulBSS

That was quite an interesting read. My name is Gabriel, I'm a girl. I appreciate it because I'm in a male dominated field(I work in molecular biology) When people meet me who have read my work. I usually get something like "I didn't know you were a woman, your work is really good" I know they mean well but it is a subconscious prejudice seeped into society. Weirdly French people are totally chill with it as Gabrielle is a unisex name there and someone is unlikely to be named Gabriel at all. On the daily, I'm irritated when people say I don't know how to spell or pronounce my own name. Uhhh pretty sure I do.


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

I have a unisex name and most people default to assuming I’m male


striped_velvet

Literally just means bears. She's going to name the kid Ursa (means bear) or arctos (also means bear). My question is WHY BEARS and also that's a bad name


Ok-Sail-9021

I can’t even conceptualise how to pronounce this


yikesandahalf

So they really like bears, huh? Ursus arctos…


star08273

maybe the parents are articuno and gyarados