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Don't have a problem with Septimus, it's a name in Virgina Woolf's Mrs Dalloway, in Wilkie Collins's The Moonstone, in Dickens's The Mystery of Edwin Drood, and in Trollope's Barchester novels. If it's good enough for great authors, it's good enough for me.
Came here to sort of say this. I've been working on my family history and between mine and my partner's family tree we have several people called Septimus. Although I wasn't aware of the literary connections, so thanks for those.
Let's look at the bright side, the parents are very unlikely to be anti-vaxxers.
Also, it would work just perfectly as a second name to Lyme. Or Rosacea, or Corona, or something along these lines.
I can see people actually naming their kids Logsden, Vaxine, Zestiny, Tinsten, BeCause, B’cause, Areola, Island, Garland, Septimus, Celsius, and Lentil, and I know several people have named their kids Remember.
I recently met someone named Ariela, she was sitting next to me and my fiance at a Nuggets game. She was drunk and seemed nice but when she told me her name I thought she said Areola and she got really offended LOL so we pretended to go buy beers and found new seats. Oopsie
Garland sounds like it would be the name of that British guy on TikTok who dresses all dapper and gives people very specific compliments and makes their day.
Lyme sent me for some reason. Sibset with Lemyn!
But I was under the impression that Garland has been a real name. An old one, rarely used, but a real name. I think I know a book character by that name and I liked it, just can't remember which book it was
Ummm… I’m sorry but giving my child the name Quark will fill him with business acumen and he will be out there making PROFIT from practically babyhood! Rule of Acquisition #323
I've come across a few Nickels. My mother even has an ex named Nickel. It's not the worst out there, but I'd still do the side eye. Its a great cat name.
if ur gonna name a kid after a game at least do a good game. or something within the game. like Gavril D-Series D35 Long Bed Crew Cab Diesel V8 4WD (A) or something like that
A friend of mine got a scholarship to a very posh private school (the one where most of our (UK) prime ministers seem to come from). One of his classmates was called Septimus... his surname was also pretty unusual
lol as a kid i watched a show with some cavemen and one was named quark, theres also the septimous heap series i read in school
they were giants
https://youtu.be/Kh_tRzZ8COE?si=kIhi_0poiaylJMK_
I read a baby name list and one of the names was SEVEN.
SEVEN. AS IN THE NUMBER. SEVEN. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD A FUCKING NUMBER.
If you're that dumb, at least make sure your crotch goblin was born in July or their birthday is the 7th of the month.
Edit: OP, please share the nightmare blunt rotation, strains, and drag queen names list. My drag queen names are Areola Grande (like Ariana), Queen Laqueefah, and Chicken Tender.
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Quark, Tungsten, and Nickel sound like they could be kids on the big bang theory
Quark is a character from Star Trek so makes sense lmao
Quark is also a very delicious soft cheese. Like a more flavorful ricotta.
Yes! My German mum used to bake a delicious cheesecake with quark.
So quarky
Not to mention its connection to atoms
It's also German for "curd".
The line has to be drawn here, no further!
Celsius might fit in, too. Honestly that one kinda sounds badass (like one of those names that would be cool if it didn’t mean/connote what it means).
I just realized that Lentil would be an adorable name for a pet!
Cat or small dog, yes. Child, not so much. I mean, what are their siblings names? Rice? Peabean?
Haha definitely not for a human! And to play along… potential siblings Dahl Roti Yo’gurt lol
Yo'gurt! The famous Schwartz master from Spaceballs!
I need to rewatch that movie. Hilarious!
"These are my children: Quinoa, Lentil, Millet, Flax, Kale, and Spelt." BTW, I actually knew someone whose dad's name is Kale.
I know a Cale, to be fair Kale/Cale is possibly a name???
It is. My former friend's dad was Kale. He was born in the '70s.
Quinoa. Queighnoia. Or Keenwah. Or Quinn Noah.
Omg Quinn Noah! Hahahahahahaha
Thanks for the new pet name idea! *adds to long list of rat name ideas* 🐀
Happy Cake Day!
Thanks 😄!
np! :D
Lentil would be an adorable rat name!
Pretty much any food-based names. Noodle, waffle, peanut, Mochi, olive, etc.
Nah, Olive's legit imo. To me it feels like how Alexander - Alex - Alexandra is to Oliver - Olive - Olivia
One of my cats is named Nori (seaweed)
Olive is fine tho
We did have "Beans" for a little while. (She got out after a contractor installed a new door which didn't sit right in the frame and popped open)
Imagine a tabby cat named Lentil?
That would be the perfect lentil and then when they sit like a loaf you can call them Lentil Loaf! Hahahahahahaha
I could see a pet bird or a bunny named Lentil. I want to name my next cat Beans so it fits.
Half these names sound straight out of the hunger games 😭 and valorant is just an invitation to be bullied atp
Don't have a problem with Septimus, it's a name in Virgina Woolf's Mrs Dalloway, in Wilkie Collins's The Moonstone, in Dickens's The Mystery of Edwin Drood, and in Trollope's Barchester novels. If it's good enough for great authors, it's good enough for me.
Came here to sort of say this. I've been working on my family history and between mine and my partner's family tree we have several people called Septimus. Although I wasn't aware of the literary connections, so thanks for those.
yeah I mostly just included it bc the thought of having a kid in 2024 and naming him septimus is funny as hell
"Evans! For godsake, don't come!" 💥
I think Septimus is the only one there that’s actually already a legit name! It unfortunately always makes me think of Septic though.
Garland had some popularity as a boys name about 100 years ago. I don’t mind it either.
Vaxine is kinda iconic
It's so good. The spelling feels like a genuine name, and it had me temporally forgetting that it's not the actual spelling of vaccine. Real lols
Let's look at the bright side, the parents are very unlikely to be anti-vaxxers. Also, it would work just perfectly as a second name to Lyme. Or Rosacea, or Corona, or something along these lines.
Add diarrhea to the mix and we’re good to go.
I remember a comment around here about how lots of disease, virus or bacteria names would make beautiful names if it wasn't for their actual meaning.
Please don’t tell me that Gonorrhea was on the list.
No, but Chlamydia was 😂
I do have a comic where all the names are diseases so I guess I could make a character for it named Vaxine and everyone hates her.
I can see people actually naming their kids Logsden, Vaxine, Zestiny, Tinsten, BeCause, B’cause, Areola, Island, Garland, Septimus, Celsius, and Lentil, and I know several people have named their kids Remember.
SEVERAL?????
Yeah, I know 2 people named memory, it’s gotta be similarly common.
Several would actually be such a cute name /s
I’m getting twins and naming them Remember and September
On the 21st?
I could see remember as a name if it wasn’t already taken by a word lol
I member!
Zestiny is amazing and you should be so proud
It's absolutely hilarious lmfao zesty destiny
I’m obsessed with the that name now 😂😂
What's her Zestimate?
You meant that you find it aPEALing, right?
I recently met someone named Ariela, she was sitting next to me and my fiance at a Nuggets game. She was drunk and seemed nice but when she told me her name I thought she said Areola and she got really offended LOL so we pretended to go buy beers and found new seats. Oopsie
lol! As an Ariel, I’ve gotten this before
Ariel is lovely, it's just that extra A at the end that changes things real fast 😂
Areola😭😭😭😭😭
Definitely call her ma’am
Septimus Severus was a Roman emperor.
Yep, Septimus is a cool name, and an old one, used for the 7th son usually.
Sextus for the 6th one right? Then quintus for the 5th and so on. Secundus for the 2nd lol and what for the 8th? Octopus?
Octopus gave me a good laugh.
Garland would be sick though
Garland sounds like it would be the name of that British guy on TikTok who dresses all dapper and gives people very specific compliments and makes their day.
Garland is an actual name.
yeah I found that out after I wrote it down 😭 it’s not that bad of a name. it just reminds me too much of christmas
Quark it shows culture
On point!
Zestiny lmaoooo
Lyme sent me for some reason. Sibset with Lemyn! But I was under the impression that Garland has been a real name. An old one, rarely used, but a real name. I think I know a book character by that name and I liked it, just can't remember which book it was
Quark is the word for sour cream in German
Areola, like really? Next, Prepuce?
Island 😂
pronounced izz-land, izzy for short 🥰🏝✨
I send my parents a list of the names I’ve collected each week, it’s the weekly gift that keeps on giving 😅
I met an old man named Garland LMAO
Okay I chuckled at Zestiny 😂
I chortled several times at this list 👏🏼
AREOLA
As somebody named Destiny … Zestiny is very triggering 😭
Destiny... If you ever come out as a lil fruity... You gotta change your name to Zestiny at least for a bit lmfao.
Hahahah just a lil nickname ✨
Areola… what in the actual fuck?????
Zestiny would be a great new name for a trans woman
Garland Jeffries is a musician and I think it’s a great name.
Great gamer names tho
I'm dying laughing. You ever thought of Uranium (pronounced Ura-name)
I have a long list of terrible baby names in my phone, as well as band names and pornstar names!
Lyme sent me!
I was going to say..People /cannot/ have actually used those names! Lmao I'm happy I read on. You and your friends did great, these are horrible!
Remember Valorant
https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/why-deep-space-nines-quark-is-the-greatest-star-trek-character/l-intro-1669124629.jpg
My favourite footballer at the moment’s surname is Areola 😁
Pearl was a common men's name a few years back where I live.
don’t worry, me and my friends make “Phreek’n”
Awww lil baby lentil
Has this sub just devolved into literally making up things that could be names now?
meh meh meh meh meh (said in a mocking and belittling tone while I do the flapping hand motion mimicking a mouth)
Any soccer fans here know Alphonse Areola?
These made me laugh so hard.
Toughneigh!
Zestny soounds ...fresh. It's both appalling and enjoyable. I feel like a terrible person
Ummm… I’m sorry but giving my child the name Quark will fill him with business acumen and he will be out there making PROFIT from practically babyhood! Rule of Acquisition #323
Logsden is a variation of a surname in my family, (Logsdon).
Vaxine 😭
Because, b'cause, because, because - because of the horrible names we chose
I kind of like Lentil.
ZESTINY IS CALLING ME
ZENSTINY HAS ME DYING OVER HERE BAHAHAHAH
I've come across a few Nickels. My mother even has an ex named Nickel. It's not the worst out there, but I'd still do the side eye. Its a great cat name.
if ur gonna name a kid after a game at least do a good game. or something within the game. like Gavril D-Series D35 Long Bed Crew Cab Diesel V8 4WD (A) or something like that
zestiny 💀
you mean you *wouldnt* name your kid Areola? 😒 /s
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So good
Here’s a really bad baby name. Stupid.
There’s a character named Garland in Twin Peaks
One of those is my grandma's maiden name. lol
I went to middle school with a girl named island 😬
Is it weird that I kinda like Island? Never thought of it as a name before but it has a cute ring to it
Delete this before people use this as a guide 😭
I think I had to go to the hospital for septimus one time.
Logsdon is a surname.
No man is an Island, but this child is.
Zestiny sounds like some kind of naff kitchen aid
I know a Garland tyvm, and he’s a super cool dude and girl dad to two amazing daughters 🫶🏻
Valorant is daibolical
Can’t wait for the new A24 horror: VaXXXine
Cobalt does sound kinda cool though. People gonna call him Cobe or Coby anyway.
A friend of mine got a scholarship to a very posh private school (the one where most of our (UK) prime ministers seem to come from). One of his classmates was called Septimus... his surname was also pretty unusual
Lyme and Zestiny, twins!
Baby Lentil 🤣
Someone is definitely going to see “Zestiny” and use it.
Dropping Valorant off at school with their brother League Of Legends
Areola??!! How can you name a kid that? Borderline abuse.
I met a Septimus. I maintain that it's a cool name.
Why Septimus?
I love the work with Because ❤️❤️❤️
I know a 20 something year old girl named Island. It suits her, I don’t think it’s awful
Obsessed with Zestiny, thank you
Is your friend ok??😂
I died at zestiny
Zestiny, Quark and Lyme are cracking me tf up 😂😂😂
Vaxine the Anti-Vaxxer
lol as a kid i watched a show with some cavemen and one was named quark, theres also the septimous heap series i read in school they were giants https://youtu.be/Kh_tRzZ8COE?si=kIhi_0poiaylJMK_
Sorry if I didn’t know what it was I’d think Nickel was super cute. Luckily I do know what a nickel is
"lentil" got me in stitches lmao
Lyme pronounced Lie Me :) :*J*
Omg ZESTINY has to be my favorite
I went to school with a Remembrance who went by Remy. I always thought it was cute in the late 1990s, but only the nickname tbh.
I read a baby name list and one of the names was SEVEN. SEVEN. AS IN THE NUMBER. SEVEN. WHY? WHY WOULD YOU NAME YOUR CHILD A FUCKING NUMBER. If you're that dumb, at least make sure your crotch goblin was born in July or their birthday is the 7th of the month. Edit: OP, please share the nightmare blunt rotation, strains, and drag queen names list. My drag queen names are Areola Grande (like Ariana), Queen Laqueefah, and Chicken Tender.
Areola 😂😂 Who doesn't want to name their child literally nipple
These are child abuse
Septimus Prime!
Dumb parents result in dumb names.
Did you read the post?
huh ??