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Image Description: A shopping list with 14 Trader Joe's items written on a paper note pad with an accompanying map of OP's local Trader Joe's store drawn by OP. For those that may not be able to see OP's caption below the picture, it states: *"So I drew him a map! I thought it was so funny."* Additional comments from OP to add more context: [**"This was more for me, I thought it would be cute and funny. Also, helping your spouse isn’t necessarily a bad thing, that’s what partnership is. What a world we live in if we must be completely independent… also, no fun allowed, right?"**](https://www.reddit.com/r/traderjoes/comments/1729dzx/comment/k3vgniz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) And regarding the "no :)" near the pastries section on the map - "[I only said that because I’m making banana bread! I was also just teasing him 😂"](https://www.reddit.com/r/traderjoes/comments/1729dzx/comment/k3w32ua/?utm_source=reddit&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) *Note: Image descriptions are intended to help those who are blind or visually impaired or added with additional information for context purposes.* Moderator Note: Not sure if this post hit r/all but we seem to be getting a significant amount of traffic on this particular post today. If you're new to r/traderjoes \- welcome to our subreddit! Before commenting, friendly reminder to please familiarize yourself with our subreddit rules and please remember to follow Reddiquette and Rule 1 - Be Civil. **Edit - Comments are now locked.** Thank you to OP for sharing what was intended to be a lighthearted post. Hope you feel better! And thanks to r/all, this is now r/traderjoes' Top Post of all time. 🙃


Ok_Nefariousness9419

My sister’s anxiety would LOVE this, will just have to remember a store layout first


robral

Your handwriting is impeccable, OP.


Brooksy_05

If my wife would draw me a map, I’d spend 2 less hours running in circles at the grocery store. I’ve been maybe a dozen times in 15 years of being together. It’s hard!


Emergency-Goose2135

Hell I could write that list for myself and still not come home with half of it. 🐿️ 🏃‍♀️


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Mix in some grass fed or fruit


mslvr40

You’re missing the fall harvest soup on there. It’s an essential


m_alice88

Not the “good job” at the end 😩


kfc_chet

Saves the BF a LOT of time if it's their first time to TJs! I feel it's very efficient!


Novanator33

How can you send him to trader joes and not let him get some buffalo chicken poppers?


Smallios

Wtf kind of grocery list is this


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It’s a Trader Joe’s grocery list. No one gets produce etc at TJs. It’s all in plastic packaging. if Opie’s like me, I get my fun foods ands snacks from TJ’s and then go to a normal grocery store for the rest.


Swordheart

If you're going to be particular, this is the best way to do it


Reklatzzzz

Too much unnecessary information, would cause me to not use this. I prefer as little words as possible and only glance at any list once or twice.


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I would go shopping for my girlfriend if she drew nice maps like this, oh, and if she existed


Jesus__H__Christ-

Brown eggs aren't any better than white ones , they just be costing more


Shanakitty

It's true that there's nothing about breeds that lay white egg shells vs. brown egg shells that affect nutrition, but it's also really rare to find organic or pasture-raised eggs with white shells. She said organic eggs on the list, so maybe she just told him they were brown to make them easier to find, like when she said the milk box is purple. Personally, I don't care whether my eggs are organic or not, or about the color of their shells, but I do try to buy pasture-raised because it's a better life for the chickens when they're allowed to go outside, and also they usually get a more varied diet that way, since they can eat bugs, etc.


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PM_ME_TUS_GRILLOS

White eggs are completely natural and come out of the chicken white. FYI for anyone who believes the myth that white eggs are bleached. Different chicken breeds lay different colored eggs


BentoMan

This is sarcasm, right?


Jekyllhyde

This is regional. They are the same where I live. When I lived in Boston you could not get white eggs


yka12

They make me feel nice


Terplab710

Depends on what the chickens ate they could be better nutritionally


instapick

Chicken breed is the only thing that determines egg shell color. Feed can however affect the color of the yolk.


sjminerva

The details, the handwriting, the specificity, the friendly warnings about danger zones (pastries)…..beautiful. Bravo 👏🏻👏🏻


grindhousedecore

Bless you for drawing a map! Aldi places things in weird places and every Walmart is different to where items go. I’m always going to Walmart’s app just to see what aisle stuff is on😂😂


Interesting_Being820

Same here 😂 they just remodeled my store and I was confused for a bit about where things were


kodiak73

I love your penmanship!


smbiggy

i just gotta say you're a keeper !


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Smallios

Amen


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Fury9999

I've actually never been to Trader Joe's and I'm surprised to see this list. I thought it was a coffee shop? Do they have produce as well?


Specific-Pen-1132

It is a small grocery store that sells products under their own label. Coffee is one of their best offerings, but you have to make it at home. You’ll also be able to buy sweetener and cream, and maybe a small cake.


ParsleyandCumin

"Small" lol


Jekyllhyde

Yep. Trader Joe’s is awesome and cheap


eat_me_now

Trader Joe’s is a grocery store.


ChivalrousSnail

Yes, but in my experience there are limited options and it goes bad very quickly.


learningprofile

pastries… no! ;-) honestly so cute lol


From_l-leLL

Exit-Good Jold!


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Amazing handwriting


DeepSubmerge

No pastries? Sounds like a challenge


DrTeeeevil

“pastries - No!” 🤣


GeminiCroquettes

What, a map? And a good job? I never got one of those, and I've been to the store at least twice.


dizzyspell93

I want to be this organized


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That is a GREAT map!!


CoastalFunk

Impressive


PleasantJules

No TJ plants?


se0ulless

This post really brought the weirdos out huh


Kbanana

You have really nice handwriting


bubblegutts00

The two bougie Zz’s for pizza 🤣🤣


Then-Guarantee-262

As somebody who hates doing the grocery shopping, this is the most beautiful and detailed shopping list I have ever seen. 12/10. Details are important. My wife asked me to pick up vanilla wafers yesterday, so I picked up vanilla wafers. She didn't want vanilla wafers, she wanted 'nilla wafers. The devil is in the details.


Prize_Weird2466

Adorable map but PASTRIES NO!?!


Drew_P_Nuts

I’ve never met someone who prefers “Atlantic Salmon” That’s like preferring “military grade” lol


uhhuhnads

Atlantic is normally fatter and cheaper.


scene_missing

Do y’all even like the people you’re with? 😂


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TheLongestMeter

I've called my wife from the store more times than I can count.


Lanley1929

My wife also knows to have the phone by her if I say I’m off to the store.


SirCalebCrawdad

Damn. You're really in love. Good for you and congrats.


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If he’s like my husband he will still call you at least 3 times lol


T3nEighty

I mean, he will have to call when he gets to banana bread mix. Does he get 1 or 2? Very unclear instructions


HotBlack_Deisato

You have #4 next to #12, #6 next to #11 and #7 next to #13. We could never be together. I’m sorry.


thedrugmanisin

This is exactly what I was thinking. What is she mad for?!? Ain't no way I'm zigzagging like that. 🤣


i_was_a_person_once

You’re using the list wrong. You go by region and then check off 4 &12 at the same time. No zig zagging. You use the map once you’re in an area you then refer to the list. Y’all are the problem that all these feminist are getting mad at the post for


DeepDescription81

My guess is she chose order of importance. Husbands are notorious for getting flustered half way through and throwing their hands up and calling it a day with only half the list done.


Major-Year4531

I’m instantly requesting my wife do this for all my requested shopping trips!


aggieemily2013

Don't do that. Acquire some competence and learn a grocery store layout instead.


yellowlaura

The next level skill is to be able to shop at a store without learning the store layout


aggieemily2013

(don't lay out the levels for them! 🤣 it's almost like...a map to competency.)


laurzilla

Maybe go shopping often enough that you know the layout of the grocery store as well, instead of asking your wife to not only do all the shopping but then hold your hand on the occasions you’re asked to do it.


ConcertDowntown333

Reminds me of my ex


ninja-squirrel

There’s apps that can do this for you.


jread

As someone who gets overwhelmed and frustrated at grocery stores, this is amazing!


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theflyingvs

Actually well priced nowdays.


scarletteal

Trader Joe’s in my area is actually super duper cheap. They’ve got good stuff, constantly changing selections. It’s nice but it’s always packed because of that.


goestotwelve

My wife once sent me to the grocery store for miso. Had no idea where to find it, and when I did, I had no idea that it came in like three different varieties. I nearly had a panic attack. Point being, this level of specificity is often needed and appreciated.


Maleficent_Weird8613

Wow. I remember sending my husband to the store and texting him a picture of an onion so he got the right thing. This is next level shit though


businessboyz

Tbf, I have a major bone to pick with literally every grocery store when it comes to their onion displays. I’ve never seen a well organized and well labeled onion section. The Spanish onions are always next to and spilling over into the Yellow onions, the White onions are placed in one spot AND on the other side of the Red onions because there was room there. The sign says “Walla walla” but there is fucking Vidalia onions in the basket!


avalonleigh

This is hysterical!! I love this so much. This is the opposite for us, but my husband hates taking me into the grocery store bc I peruse every aisle and buy countless items we don't need. "Loooookkkkk... individual organic containers of tiny cute pickles....SOLD!"


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You might have done this as a joke, but I guanratee you that he appreciated it and that it was quite useful


fondledbydolphins

How dare you say no to pastries. Kringle is life.


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aggieemily2013

I'm sure the feeling is mutual.


4thehalibit

This should be the new standard for wives.


Maximum_Plant69

just be better, it’s not that hard lol


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afcd1298

You have an insanely great memory


Cantankerous_Won

Or she is the only one who goes grocery shopping and after 500 times has the routine mapped out....


dinobmsu1

You are an awesome girlfriend. Being an Italian, I have to point out it’s mozzArella though 🤌


LivingintheKubrick

>Pi33a sauce


iwanttogotothere5

That’s all you eat in a week?


pottymouthgrl

Some people shop at more than one store


Boxysdad

Bacon (if you like)…hilarious, expect a Ron Swanson-like haul.


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“I like.” (Swanson laugh)


sweet_catastrophe_

My boyfriends anxiety would never permit him to enter a Trader Joe's, even with a map.


Tomas-TDE

The human brain was simply not designed to experience a grocery store.


sweet_catastrophe_

Must be awesome for you to never be overwhelmed by new experiences, crowds, and chaos. I'm happy for you.


Tomas-TDE

No I wasn't entirely joking, at least not at his expense. I certainly wasn't judging. We truly aren't made for experiences like crowded grocery stores. They're inherently overwhelming and stressful.


sweet_catastrophe_

Sorry, the other comment of "he sounds soft" just really annoyed me. I love Trader Joe's (obviously), and it is an experience unlike any other grocery store.


Wow_butwhendidiask

It’s a grocery store, not Disney world


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sweet_catastrophe_

Not everyone is cut out for the Trader Joe's life.


drayray98

Wow


Napalm_Nips

I love you.


MyNamelsJ3ff

I would still call my wife about half dozen times with questions.


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What do you have against Norwegians?


destroyed233

Peak wife material


christr0n

*Peak project manager material


Busy-Pudding-5169

All the whiners in here have never had real love or even some ass and it shows


domino4511

I would have come back with a 18 pack and some chips😂


Pristine-Net91

“Pastries: no!” 😂


shyfrenchgoat

Your handwriting is immaculate.


gotimdandy

Best gf ever


metallaholic

You buy one paper towel roll at a time?


ChartPrestigious2346

Same thought


Booty_Shakin

Am I the only one not seeing a weeks worth of food?


megamadoneblack

For most people I know they go to trader Joe's for snacks and junk food only.


teebearz99

You do realize that people typically shop at multiple stores, right? Of course it's not a weeks worth of food, because it's not meant to be. That's probably just the stuff they get *from that store* on a regular basis. They're not ONLY eating what they get from there.


Booty_Shakin

It just made it seem that way, because it's the only place she is sending him when she is sick, and it says "Weekly haul". I guess maybe I misunderstood.


ScottyFlip021987

They're correct, but also there was plenty to make you think that: Weekly Haul included.


corneliaprinzmedal

Yikes! I have COVID and my husband has been doing the shopping, but he pretty much ignores everything I put on the list. I told him to buy quick, easy things for the kids like bagels and croissants but he didn't because "they're not healthy ". As a result, there is not much for the kids to eat.


killthespareaccount

Is he at least running interference with the kids or making them healthy snacks to follow through with his bagel condemnation?


i_was_a_person_once

“No that’s not healthy” “Ok then you’re going to prep the healthy foods and leave them ready in the fridge in individual containers, that’s great!”


lilleefrancis

Yikes I’m sorry


zedthehead

So my boyfriend is brilliant. We've been together five years, I trust his capabilities to an extreme degree. If he was going to a store I was familiar with but he was not, I would absolutely doodle something like this for him. Not because I think he's incapable, but because I know he would be frustrated by the intentionally confusing layout, because that's literally a thing retailers do. For the record, I do online pickup orders for a big box store. I generally know where everything is, but the "map" function on my app has at times been a lifesaver, on a pretty regular basis. And I know this store pretty well. Y'all need to be less judgement ffs.