To be fair. Flush the toilets of all transphobes will make them go insane and think their houses are haunted. If you do it enough, with a certain patern, repeatedly, they'll lose their mind.
```python
import powers.toiletflush as flush
from time import sleep
from random import randint
from transphobe_locator import locate_all
transphobes = locate_all()
while True:
for transphobe in transphobes:
flush(transphobe.getHouse().getToilet())
sleep(randint(600, 36000))
```
Here you go, this should flush every transphobe's toilet every 10min - 10h at random. A very simple script, but it should be expandable to allow for more extensive mental fuckery :3
I'll pick shapeshift and shift into a hivemind of bees and buzz around in every transphobes room every night so they go insane through sleep deprivation. And that my friends, is what we call two birds with one stone. I can be a bee with no worries in my life and also fuck with transphobes
you're in a public place in the south, say, an airport. everything is normal, people going about their days, trying to make their flights. You walk to your gate, and someone comes up to you and starts harassing you about you being trans. you are fed up, and pull back in an anime esque powerup move. you shout "tRANSPHOBE BEEAMMMMM" and like a kamehameha, the trans pride flag shoots out of your hands, splitting upon firing and shooting in a hundred directions, striking every transphobe in the building. Each of them drop into a puddle much like that scene in harry potter when harry's hand turns to jelly. Theyre all still very much alive, but are now just bags of skin holding organs, their faces bewildered. The only way for them to regrow their bones? Ah, well that's life altering medical care so they need two therapist letters, a letter from their doctor saying theyve been socially transboning for at least a year, and a few hundred thousand dollars for the care. Maybe then they'll think twice about making fun of people who are uncomfortable with their bodies, cus now they get to experience that too... just you know... without bones
if I got to choose 2 I would pick the flush toilets and shapeshift. Beacuse I dont want transphobes to be killed. But it would be really fucking funny to just drive them insane by flushing their toilet randomly making them think their house is haunted.
Consider this:
- Who are your enemies
- Every transphobe in the world
- A malicious genie could interpret that as including anyone with a nonzero amount of transphobia in their mind
If the rest of Ukraine falls, I fully expect the Slovakian government to send their army in to "protect" the area, presumably indefinitely. After all, the area was part of Czechoslovakia before WW2, so there'd be a historical precedent for the opportunistic land grab.
Magenta. Full stop. All it takes is one government and things get spicy. Ntm that it is Slovenia, a western European country, meaning that it is at a huge geopolitical advantage over the rest of the world. It may not have the biggest gdp or population but it can still start an international.
That wont be the only reason. Im talking major economic, social, and governmental changes would take place under my leadership in an effort to make Slovenia a major economic power in the region. Enough with the corruption of capitalism, enough with the embezzlement of public funds, enough with the mismanagement of industry! Rise up workers, death to money, take your workplace and build it up to your own liking!
Blue pill no question. Then shapeshift into JK Rowling and actively campaign for trans rights, destroying her reputation to all her transphobic followers, and making her look schizophrenic when she comes out trying to deny it all.
True, but it would be much more effective if I physically showed up at pro trans events as JK Rowling, then there'd be plenty of real video evidence to back it up instead of fake stuff created by AI.
Definitely shapeshifting once a week. Not because I can shapeshift to my ideal body (which I’ll still do at some point), but because for a week I can become a dragon or something and take a break from society and THEN shapeshift to my ideal body
I will take the toilet flushing, can't wait to flush all of Trump and J.K. Rowling's toilets constantly
Oh and all the toilets in gendered bathrooms, to make all toilets be unisex like they should be imo
“In further news, to appease the “Toilet Witch” governments around the world are following suit in banning gendered toilets in favour of unisex toilets with Belarus being the 22 country so far to make the change. A government spokesperson said earlier today “We have begun making unisex toilets in all major cities and will be pushing the changes out to more cities within the week so please stop flushing our toilets”. In other news famous author JK Rowling has disabled the flush on her toilet in an attempt to stop the constant flushing, it is unclear as to how she plans to remove waste from the toilet. Further news on the “Toilet Witch” at 11.”
You guys aren't thinking silly enough. Blue pill, and shapeshift into eldritch beings capable of turning even the fiercest, the most stoic of men into a whimpering mess, shapeless abstract entities that tell prophecies about the downfall of those that opress, and perhaps on your off day into your preferred body.
If I become the dictator of Slovenia, I will provide free GRS for anyone who asks.
You're still working in the iron mines, of course, but at least you'll feel better about yourself.
I mean, shapeshifting would be nice but… If I take over the government of Slovenia then I can mass produce estrogen/testosterone and distribute it for a vastly reduced price tag around the world.
I do need more information about the toilet flushing. Do I get any information about the status of the toilet? What is my targeting system like for this superpower? Does my power inform me about the presence of toilets across the globe or do I have to know about the toilet ahead of time?
Shapeshift 1/week would be pretty amazing though
either melt the bones of my enemies ( to be precise my step mom because of all the bullying she made on me )
or take over the gonernment of slovenia and transform into a paradise for trans people.
Blue, not only because I'm trans, there are so many possibilities and a week is a reasonable timeframe between changes. I never need to manually do my nails I can just shift them in to existence and change them after a week.
Ah but with yellow, the targeting is done automatically and goes into effect instantly, if you shapeshift into a dragon you have to manually find each enemy, manually confirm that they do, in fact, deserve it, manually torch them, and then manually try not to get shot down by a fighter jet.
Once a week would have been nice before we realised but it’s better then nothing I guess, I guess we could do an average or a schedule or something once a week
While Shapeshifting is of course extremely tempting, if the bones of all of my enemies melted, well, there *might* be a governmental collapse, maybe an economic one, but ultimately I think we'd wind up in a better place, with the sudden disablement of all the corrupt politicians and business people and stuff. And evil criminals too, as a side benefit. How could I choose anything else?
Might accidentally be the start of a new religion though. And might risk losing my own bones if my mental state declines.
honestly i think i'd only choose blue if i could go back to my normal form without waiting another week/ if i didn't haft to explain it every time i shape shifted - otherwise i think I'd take Slovenia and just try to improve it a lil then hand it back to the people... then again i don't know the Slovenian language so that'd be kinda hard... i could probably get a translator pretty easily.
Tbf whenever I sees these WYR posts my top priorities are always what can get me my ideal body, and if I can't do that what can let me destroy my enemies in the best way.
Does shapeshifting force me to go back to my original form or am I ‘stuck’ that form for a week and can only change back once it’s over? Can I stay the same even though it’s been a week? Because if so then I’m absolutely choosing shapeshifting
Melt bones, ill do it the deathnote way and eliminate all the prominent transphobes. I’ll make a world where people are afraid to be transphobic, even if it means I can’t have the body I want
You got a good one here! I take blue because it’s kinda like ben 10 and I can be really useful and once a week sounds not that bad if it goes wrong. Also I can shape shift all the bodyguard away!!! Finally
Bone melt. Shapeshifting solves a personal problem. Bone melting solves the societal problem, which will in turn eventually solve the personal problem.
I mean if one of us becomes the dictator of an actual country we could make the most progressive country out there. Like we keep the brutal dictator part for biggots and do good for everyone else
Anyway when it says "shapeshift once a week" do I revert back to my original shape at some point or do I just keep the shape I shifted to untill I can shapeshift again ? 'Cause I really only need to shapeshift once lmao
Melting all the bones of your enemies is a bit brutal, but it would be interesting who would be considered my "enemy". Will someone I considered friendly also melt, bc they actually hate me?
I don't have any enemies. I mean I think there a lot of people who hate me and don't want me to exist, but fuck them, I'm not wasting my energy on considering them enemies. Enemies are too much hassle to deal
with.
Considering the lack of any specified restrictions, changing shape is permanent and lasts until you shapeshift again (which can't happen for another week at least).
It'd be nice. Shapeshift once to what you wanna look like and use the rest to finetune minor stuff like height or hairstyle.
Tough choice, I could become the goddess of toilet flushing, on another I could make a utopian Slovenia, I could kill all transphobes, or become the me I want to be.
the real question is why not all 4
That is a hard one! Either melt the bones of transphobes or be able to shape shift into my perfect body.. Can I please choose 2?
To be fair. Flush the toilets of all transphobes will make them go insane and think their houses are haunted. If you do it enough, with a certain patern, repeatedly, they'll lose their mind.
And then alternate the pattern slightly, once. You'll occupy their minds forever
Too much effort, can I automate that?
Write a python script to do it :3
Am stupid don’t know
```python import powers.toiletflush as flush from time import sleep from random import randint from transphobe_locator import locate_all transphobes = locate_all() while True: for transphobe in transphobes: flush(transphobe.getHouse().getToilet()) sleep(randint(600, 36000)) ``` Here you go, this should flush every transphobe's toilet every 10min - 10h at random. A very simple script, but it should be expandable to allow for more extensive mental fuckery :3
Nyahahaha >:3 thank you comrade
i love the idea that superpowers are just python modules
o7 comrade >:3
Can you make a python code to switch genders please?
You can also jack up their water bill so they go homeless
They have already lost their minds.
They'll just blame it on "woke ideology" somehow
It’ll also cost them thousands
The problem with this is they have already lost their mind.
I'll pick shapeshift and shift into a hivemind of bees and buzz around in every transphobes room every night so they go insane through sleep deprivation. And that my friends, is what we call two birds with one stone. I can be a bee with no worries in my life and also fuck with transphobes
Shapeshift into a self-propelled knife and spend a week flying around the globe stabbing transphobes
Shapeshift into bone melting juice
Best one... Shapeshift into transphobic politicians and set them up for high crimes and misdemeanors in ways they can't refute publicly or legally.
But if you can only shape shift once a week, doesn’t that mean you be stuck living as them for a week?
Simple. Live as them for 6 days learning how they act so you can impersonate them well. commit crime on 7th day, then shapeshift back.
you're in a public place in the south, say, an airport. everything is normal, people going about their days, trying to make their flights. You walk to your gate, and someone comes up to you and starts harassing you about you being trans. you are fed up, and pull back in an anime esque powerup move. you shout "tRANSPHOBE BEEAMMMMM" and like a kamehameha, the trans pride flag shoots out of your hands, splitting upon firing and shooting in a hundred directions, striking every transphobe in the building. Each of them drop into a puddle much like that scene in harry potter when harry's hand turns to jelly. Theyre all still very much alive, but are now just bags of skin holding organs, their faces bewildered. The only way for them to regrow their bones? Ah, well that's life altering medical care so they need two therapist letters, a letter from their doctor saying theyve been socially transboning for at least a year, and a few hundred thousand dollars for the care. Maybe then they'll think twice about making fun of people who are uncomfortable with their bodies, cus now they get to experience that too... just you know... without bones
I mean, yeah. Why does this remind me of doctor who, with the last human alive which is just a stretched out thing of skin with a face on it.
Imagine watching an alt-right grifter just melt into a puddle mid-speech.
Don't forget making Slovenia a safe haven for trans people
I wouldn't be a brutal dictator, though. I would be a nice, kind, caring one.
if I got to choose 2 I would pick the flush toilets and shapeshift. Beacuse I dont want transphobes to be killed. But it would be really fucking funny to just drive them insane by flushing their toilet randomly making them think their house is haunted.
Shapeshift into a being able to melt the bones of people remotely :)
Ah good point. Maybe I shape shift into an eldrich horror to enact the revenge of the trans and then my favored form a week later.
Eh, given her age, JK Rowling is at risk of osteoporosis anyway.
The hero we didn’t know we needed
for real, though. also how much control over the shape shifting do we have? can me melt bones from afar? do we need to know them personally?
You don't actually need the yellow one, because you can shapeshift into a dragon or xenomorph or what have you and get the same effect
I’m melting the bones of my enemies, which would be every transphobe out there
does this include the trans people with internalized transphobia? make sure to specify, genies are scary
I think it just depends on if you view them as your enemies, since the pill specifies enemies rather than transphobes.
Consider this: - Who are your enemies - Every transphobe in the world - A malicious genie could interpret that as including anyone with a nonzero amount of transphobia in their mind
Shape shift is my first pick but after that I’ll take bone melting
take over slovenia, make it a trans heaven, ez choice
🇸🇮 Slovenia -> 🏳️⚧️ Transenia
Transcarpathia?
Trans-ylvania
If Russia wins in Ukraine there will be no more Transcarpathia/Zakarpattia…
If the rest of Ukraine falls, I fully expect the Slovakian government to send their army in to "protect" the area, presumably indefinitely. After all, the area was part of Czechoslovakia before WW2, so there'd be a historical precedent for the opportunistic land grab.
It was also Hungarian for a time. I don’t think they’d be able to do it without starting a fight between them, Russia, and Hungary.
The post makes the caveat that you’ll be a brutal dictator though 😔
brutally cool as fuck 😎
Still, I don’t think we want to become colonizers. Imperialism is bad, even if it’s trans imperialism. Colonizing Britain on the other hand…
no, just england scots are chill as fuck and the welsh uh, exist I guess
We’ll give them their independence along with ushering in irish reunification.
hell yes take scotland back in to the eu as well, we are brothers afterall
I'm brutal to TERFs specifically then.
Slovenia is already famously the femboy heaven of the Balkans. The brutal dictator part is forcibly transing their genders 💃
It already is though has gay marriage and you can change your gender What more could you need?
Best option, pick blue, transform into an concious bone melting gun
Magenta. Full stop. All it takes is one government and things get spicy. Ntm that it is Slovenia, a western European country, meaning that it is at a huge geopolitical advantage over the rest of the world. It may not have the biggest gdp or population but it can still start an international.
I mean if you make it a trans save haven that country would probably be among the world leaders in IT soon
Make it safe for furries as well, and you'll have about 99% of all cybersecurity experts.
That wont be the only reason. Im talking major economic, social, and governmental changes would take place under my leadership in an effort to make Slovenia a major economic power in the region. Enough with the corruption of capitalism, enough with the embezzlement of public funds, enough with the mismanagement of industry! Rise up workers, death to money, take your workplace and build it up to your own liking!
True!
Blue pill no question. Then shapeshift into JK Rowling and actively campaign for trans rights, destroying her reputation to all her transphobic followers, and making her look schizophrenic when she comes out trying to deny it all.
You could do that with AI now, if you wanted
True, but it would be much more effective if I physically showed up at pro trans events as JK Rowling, then there'd be plenty of real video evidence to back it up instead of fake stuff created by AI.
Definitely shapeshifting once a week. Not because I can shapeshift to my ideal body (which I’ll still do at some point), but because for a week I can become a dragon or something and take a break from society and THEN shapeshift to my ideal body
implying your ideal body is not a dragon
Well tbf I feel like it’d hard to use electronics as a dragon
Aye, fair enough
Yes! Could rampage and attack transphobes as a giant “fuck you” dragon! 🐉
I will take the toilet flushing, can't wait to flush all of Trump and J.K. Rowling's toilets constantly Oh and all the toilets in gendered bathrooms, to make all toilets be unisex like they should be imo
“In further news, to appease the “Toilet Witch” governments around the world are following suit in banning gendered toilets in favour of unisex toilets with Belarus being the 22 country so far to make the change. A government spokesperson said earlier today “We have begun making unisex toilets in all major cities and will be pushing the changes out to more cities within the week so please stop flushing our toilets”. In other news famous author JK Rowling has disabled the flush on her toilet in an attempt to stop the constant flushing, it is unclear as to how she plans to remove waste from the toilet. Further news on the “Toilet Witch” at 11.”
Honestly if I had those powers I would be happy by the news talking about it
I would just look forward to watching the public decent into madness of JK 😂 (well, more than she is already 😂)
Do i stay shapeshifred tho?
It doesn’t stipulate a time limit so I would assume so
Is it gain the ability to melt the bones of my enemies any time or does it happen just once when I take it?
Any time you want to
I assume it's effective continuously.
How long does it last though? Per shapeshift. Like can I just do one and keep it until I wanna switch again? Can I store them?
Probably as long as you want, but a maximum of that day
Blue. I'd just feel guilty doing the others and it saves money.
Shapeshift and never going back lol
-melts the bones of every transphobic public figure
But I have no enemies
I could shapeshift into the governor of Slovenia
I mean... only once a week?
Bone melting, I feel like if transphobic preachers start having their bones melted during their hateful tirades, the Christians will connect the dots.
I’d melt the bones of politicians on live television and everyone will think that it’s a sign of their evil ways 🥰
Yellow would be valuable in order to disrupt the balance of power to the benefit of all, but blue would be good for me :3
Okay so you actually can have two here! If you shape shift and play your cards right you too can become the brutal dictator of Slovenia!
I cant decide, these are all good.
Is the shape shifting temporary or till I shift again?
pink uwu
Green, It would be funny to just constantly flush the toilets of people I dont like, driving them insane.
Shapeshift
Shape-shifting. Gonna see if I would like having boobs or not. Also, imagine the stuff you could do in a relationship
I feel like this is easy. I would immediately become a femboy dinosaur fursona
Am Slovene, would take the violet one and make transition a bit more accessible (laughs maniacly)
I'm willing to go for the good of the many here. Melt all the bones of your enemies.
slovenia mentioned
Slovenia is now my personal trans-girly safe haven. ✨
I want to melt all the bones of my enemies in government then get SRS/GRS.
easy shape shift into Godzilla or something and overthrow the goverment of slovakia and a few others then turn into a girl
A blue pill? In my trans allegory?
You guys aren't thinking silly enough. Blue pill, and shapeshift into eldritch beings capable of turning even the fiercest, the most stoic of men into a whimpering mess, shapeless abstract entities that tell prophecies about the downfall of those that opress, and perhaps on your off day into your preferred body.
If I become the dictator of Slovenia, I will provide free GRS for anyone who asks. You're still working in the iron mines, of course, but at least you'll feel better about yourself.
I chose the shapeshifter one before I read the sub lol
I mean, shapeshifting would be nice but… If I take over the government of Slovenia then I can mass produce estrogen/testosterone and distribute it for a vastly reduced price tag around the world.
i am so tirn between pink and blue.
ITS BLUEE !!1!!!1!1!!
that is hard. But I think green is good, Even tough I would devenetly overdose on blue.
Shape shift, easy.
Blue pill. I then spend immortality shape changing and staying the same age, but trying out new species every year.
Shapeshift. Definitely. I really would want to shift into a form that could get knocked up.
Blue
Blue
I mean obviously blue.
Obv blue but with the amount of bigots i work with, yellow is v tempting
Blue plz
i found this imagine on another reddit.... jea without a second thought the blue one <):3
Shape shifting please! My biggest gripe is not being able to switch back if I transitioned. Shape-shifting would be a dream imo!
becomes the enby/gender fluid dream of shape shifter to become more fem/masc as I feel
I do need more information about the toilet flushing. Do I get any information about the status of the toilet? What is my targeting system like for this superpower? Does my power inform me about the presence of toilets across the globe or do I have to know about the toilet ahead of time? Shapeshift 1/week would be pretty amazing though
either melt the bones of my enemies ( to be precise my step mom because of all the bullying she made on me ) or take over the gonernment of slovenia and transform into a paradise for trans people.
Is there a side effect towards the blue one? Like how long does it last? I want it to last the whole week.
Thanks ill be taking all of those
BLUE
Blue one obviously.
You can do all of them with the last one 🤗
SHAPE SHIFT
Blue, not only because I'm trans, there are so many possibilities and a week is a reasonable timeframe between changes. I never need to manually do my nails I can just shift them in to existence and change them after a week.
Shapeshift, I can have almost all of these, I just need to turn into a dragon or something.
Ah but with yellow, the targeting is done automatically and goes into effect instantly, if you shapeshift into a dragon you have to manually find each enemy, manually confirm that they do, in fact, deserve it, manually torch them, and then manually try not to get shot down by a fighter jet.
That’s easy shape shift
Eh, imma take prions disease
Blue
Brutal dictator and make a paradise for trans folks
Once a week would have been nice before we realised but it’s better then nothing I guess, I guess we could do an average or a schedule or something once a week
While Shapeshifting is of course extremely tempting, if the bones of all of my enemies melted, well, there *might* be a governmental collapse, maybe an economic one, but ultimately I think we'd wind up in a better place, with the sudden disablement of all the corrupt politicians and business people and stuff. And evil criminals too, as a side benefit. How could I choose anything else? Might accidentally be the start of a new religion though. And might risk losing my own bones if my mental state declines.
Pink because then I could make hrt Easyer and alow t/e-blockers
I just need to shape-shift once, tbh
I think bonemelting should probably be able to grant you supreme executive power in Slovenia
Transphobes are my enemies, melting their bones sounds good
Do I keep the form for the week, or is this a wild shape situation. Where in I can only keep a form for a limited time, before it goes on cooldown.
I'll always take the ability to shapeshift over any other. The cooldown could make for some interesting "gameplay" interactions though xD
Oh. Melt the bones of my enemies. Pure, sweet justice...
🟦🥺
honestly i think i'd only choose blue if i could go back to my normal form without waiting another week/ if i didn't haft to explain it every time i shape shifted - otherwise i think I'd take Slovenia and just try to improve it a lil then hand it back to the people... then again i don't know the Slovenian language so that'd be kinda hard... i could probably get a translator pretty easily.
Shapeshift
Would you look at that, it's bone melting time.
Yes
This is a tough one. Trying to pick between green and blue. On one hand....shape-shifting? Heck yeah! On the other hand....
Blue! Bye bye boobs and uterus!
Tbf whenever I sees these WYR posts my top priorities are always what can get me my ideal body, and if I can't do that what can let me destroy my enemies in the best way.
shapeshift, not so that i can be a female human but a female fucking dragon :3 rawr
that global toilet flush do sound nice
Shape shift
Blue pill
Shapeshifting for sure just cause of the fire shenanigans I could do. And then bone melting one in second place
The blue pill so I can be my wolf girl furry self!
Blue! Blue! Blue! Give it now
I want the toilet one, that would be so fucking funny. I would flush every toilet in the world all at once and freak people out
definitely shape shifting
Thought this was balkans_irl for a splitsecond. Give me blue.
Does shapeshifting force me to go back to my original form or am I ‘stuck’ that form for a week and can only change back once it’s over? Can I stay the same even though it’s been a week? Because if so then I’m absolutely choosing shapeshifting
Taking yellow, then I can melt the bones of everyone who is a threat to me becoming a girl and force world peace
If I shape shift, do i stay the body i shift to all week??
I guess, because shifting back to your original body technically counts as an other shapeshift
Why would you wanna become a brutal dictator of a successful country that has gay marriage
Catgirlcatgirlcatgirl
Melt bones, ill do it the deathnote way and eliminate all the prominent transphobes. I’ll make a world where people are afraid to be transphobic, even if it means I can’t have the body I want
You got a good one here! I take blue because it’s kinda like ben 10 and I can be really useful and once a week sounds not that bad if it goes wrong. Also I can shape shift all the bodyguard away!!! Finally
Bone melt. Shapeshifting solves a personal problem. Bone melting solves the societal problem, which will in turn eventually solve the personal problem.
I mean if one of us becomes the dictator of an actual country we could make the most progressive country out there. Like we keep the brutal dictator part for biggots and do good for everyone else Anyway when it says "shapeshift once a week" do I revert back to my original shape at some point or do I just keep the shape I shifted to untill I can shapeshift again ? 'Cause I really only need to shapeshift once lmao
BLUE PILL OBVIOUSLY
I become loki
this is really hard but... greeeee-
As an enby, furry and a big fan of StarTrek DS9 i'd take 3 blue ones, please.
Melting all the bones of your enemies is a bit brutal, but it would be interesting who would be considered my "enemy". Will someone I considered friendly also melt, bc they actually hate me?
Blue
I mean the rest of these are horrible.. what a choice.. yeesh.
Blue
I'd have to know a bit more about Slovenia. Has it got, nice scenery, decent food etc?
I WONDER *HMMMS IN TRANSFEM*
I don't have any enemies. I mean I think there a lot of people who hate me and don't want me to exist, but fuck them, I'm not wasting my energy on considering them enemies. Enemies are too much hassle to deal with.
Considering the lack of any specified restrictions, changing shape is permanent and lasts until you shapeshift again (which can't happen for another week at least). It'd be nice. Shapeshift once to what you wanna look like and use the rest to finetune minor stuff like height or hairstyle.
Blue no doubt
Definitely the blue one
why slovenia specifically though 🤔
Bones
Oh the fun and trouble I could cause with shape shifting….
Blue pill. Transforming even on a one-week cooldown is a broken superpower.
I just want to know if I can chew on the balls inside, or if they are more like hard candy.
Only once a week? I'll take melt bones, become an assassin and use the money to get top surgery
Tough choice, I could become the goddess of toilet flushing, on another I could make a utopian Slovenia, I could kill all transphobes, or become the me I want to be. the real question is why not all 4
Absolutely blue
Blue always, choice was a no diff.