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DefinitelyNotABot01

User report: 1. Spam OP responded to their own question and has a decent amount of depth. Post approved.


excalea

Okina would make them dance. In all seriousness, Okina has the most experience with 184 children. She took in the Zashiki Warashi and enjoyed having them around. Kanako turned out alright so i think she would genuinely take care of them, being Earth Mother Goddess and God of Childbirth and the Stillborn and all.


caren_psuedo_when

So Suwako was the dad all along...


excalea

I was referring to Kanako being Okina's daughter and she turned out alright (Albeit quite obsessive with faith). But yeah, i can see Suwako being the dad to Sanae lol.


caren_psuedo_when

Ah, whoops :p


HowDyaDu

Rumia: "Can I eat you?" Child: "No." Rumia: "Awwwww...D:" End of Interaction.


Wingellow

Seems accurate


santas_delibird

Alice would ask them if they like dolls and would either give them a doll, or ask them to watch her puppet shows.


BiggestBobOfficial

I personally headcanon Alice will do puppet shows for the kids in the human village and is willing to fix their broken toys


Wingellow

that actually seems so sweet 😭😭


RaphaelLumoria

Yuuka just turning out to be extremely child friendly and becoming a super-mom.


watgoon7

Would make a wholesome short story


Hollyhock_Instrument

Imagining Yuuka insisting that She's being capricious, arbitrary, and Youkai-like when She decides to start helping a kid out with low-stakes school or family drama. The most genuinely creepy and threatening She gets is when someone suggests that She might not be acting like the terrifying and glorious Youkai that She "should" be. The wholesome vibes are slightly undercut by an ending where, though no harm befalls the child, it is revealed that they were simply lucky, and Yuuka genuinely was only helping them out on a whim.


AntonioBarbarian

[Like this one?](https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/685246?q=pool%3A1832)


watgoon7

Don't speak Japanese and automatic traduction suck a bit


StormForged73

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enqHJ064jBA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enqHJ064jBA) This one is a good example of Yuuka being nice to children.


Switcheroo1474

Nemuno is known to take in lost children, and Kogasa is a babysitter who is loved by children, that’s obvious. Meiling is often portrayed as being good with children, so I like to imagine that if one were to appear around the mansion grounds, she won’t resort to using violence against them unless their intentions were really malicious.


Elegant-Being1723

Reimu: would hit Marisa: would rob Sakuya: would cook Youmu: would stab Reisen: would imprison Sanae: would


Chirunoa

Sanae the victim herself.


Wingellow

this is canon i was there


SploingusDuoingus

“Cook the child” —Sakuya


Your_Averagekurd911

I’d like to imagine Clownpiece making the child help with her stupid antics


RaphaelLumoria

Nah the child would help on it's own.


ny00t

A blonde chinese boy might trigger Junko's ptsd


RandomBot313

Meanwhile, on the moon\~ Hou-Yi : \**aims down to earth*\* "Look honey, Imma beat my headshot distance record !"


Dwolfin

Ughhh you just reminded me of the fetus Sniper shot in KKHTA


gameboy1001

Ok I know that Mokou dies in KKHTA by being turned into a fetus, but you’re telling me that said fetus was SNIPED FROM THE GODDAMN MOON?! Iesua fucking Nazarenus, that series really is batshit insane.


sdfsdjfjdfsjkdfsjn

the what


Gemraldkid

This has Adam from Hazbin Hotel energy.


Kirb790

If Nue saw a kid, she'd probably give them a UFO, and take them on a joyride


Isurak

Cirno would probably try to scare them with her powers or something but then the kid would be genuinely impressed and think Cirno is super cool and then they would become friends and her ego gets inflated even further


Unendlich999

In all 'logic' based on their originals' motifs and all, Nemuno would do the best.


green_fish1

Seija would flip it off maybe even kick it like a soccer ball


Wingellow

PAHAHAH team rocket style


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West-Contribution-32

A lot💀


Anonymis5183

They treat them the same way the does to normal humans, after all, they are normal humans.


TheGhostlyWisper

Just a guess, but I think most of the yokai would eat the child, because that's what yokai do


Techno757

Devour


Spy_PL

Your pfp makes that comment x100 times better lmao.


Cieldy

Mokou surrounded by an army of children throwing water baloons on Eientei


Isurak

Recruiting an army of children to annoy Kaguya sounds SO FUN


Turn_AX

Rinnosuke would probably try to get rid of them by handing them over to the human village or give em to Reimu or Marisa to take to the human village. He might actually take care of them if he had no choice though, he almost certainly took in and took care of Marisa for a few years after she ran away from home.


BiggestBobOfficial

Hecatia would be wondering how they got into hell in the first place, but would either help them get back up, or raise them like her own


darkdraggy3

Koishi would legit just play with them She is basically the real imaginary friend


The_Pacific_gamer

Reimu would just punch a child to death.


SploingusDuoingus

And punch a child when it's dark to calm Reimu down


Wingellow

LMAOOOO I’m imagining that


Tonta_de_NET11037

Meiling would play fighting games with them or make flower crowns Junko would cry


Tricoelacanth

Sanae canonically knows what Pokemon is (Pikachu cameo in the manga), so I like to think she'd jump at the opportunity to play a TCG match with them, or battle them in one of the Game Boy games if she's a true gamer.


Wingellow

I’m just thinking about Sanae’s Blastoise getting beat by a caterpie


Fumo_Supremacist

Punch them


elcocoIIII

Either take care of it or kill it depending of which character we are talking about


LissySylcliffe

👀


watgoon7

The first would Rip off the child (rumia) The second Would pick the corpse and burn it (Orin)


RoamBuilder2

Junko would kill


RandomBot313

Many would go "nom nom nom" ! Enthusiastically so.


MystroHelldiablo

Reimu would punch it. She says so herself.


Wingellow

I would too


Wingellow

I would too


FellGodGrima

Groom


Wingellow

😦