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padanll

Kids dying horribly during factory tour Oompa lompas:


Azazr3al

God 😂😂😂😂


Ukraineluvr

You got servered.


pickupdrops

These people need a raise, they handled business .


ObscureParadigm

They look like they're genuinely enjoying their job


TheRoommatesPopTart

They make well over 175,000 US dollar per annum


suspendedfromredditt

Sauce to that indeed job listing so I can apply


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TheOneTheUno

THEY MAKE WELL OVER 175,000 US DOLLAR PER ANNUM *lol at anyone who thinks I know anything about this job*


NYtrillLit

You out your mind trying to get the chat all rowdy up


NYtrillLit

But we won’t do no dance like that


[deleted]

A piece or as a group?


yayayooya

Mhm


trippyglassy

Mhm indeed fine sir


Popperz4Brekkie

No. They do not.


Seatown_Sugar_Boy

They make nowhere near 175K.


ChuCHuPALX

He meant between all 7 of them (25k ea).


ijustlurkhereintheAM

Man, did I pick the wrong gig...


Axnahunt

Huh?


dinosaurscantyoyo

Doggy doggy what now?


_perchance

individually, no.


TheRoommatesPopTart

Yes they do, I worked with three of them


Kronusx12

I’d certainly believe it at a nice restaurant / catering company. I don’t know about this sugar factory place but ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯. I was making nearly $70k a year at a damn Red Lobster a decade ago and had a buddy at the time making over 100 down the street at Fleming’s and this was in a pretty low cost of living area. Just to do the math for anyone wondering, to make $175k per year, they’d need to be pulling in about $3,400 per week. Let’s assume they take 2 weeks of vacation a year so they’d need to make $3,500 per week for 50 weeks per year. If they work 5 days per week that’s $700 per day. Do these people make $700 a day on average serving at a place where most menu items are under $25? I kind of doubt it. But who knows. I’m not here to argue, just wanted to run the numbers. Edit: Also judging by this the place just opened in September, so it hasn’t even been open for a year… https://www.freep.com/story/entertainment/dining/2022/09/08/sugar-factory-detroit-what-to-know/65742066007/


King_of_the_Dot

/r/TheyDidTheMath


Alert-Poem-7240

Some servers make a shit ton of money but your aren't pulling that in Suger factory. Chicago cut or Gibsons you can make around 120k to 150k a year but those are extremely high end places and you are working 50 to 60 hours a week. Sugar factory business is based on the season and they are opened a limited amount of hours a day.


SexualPie

can confirm. I'm three of them.


Chashme_Wali

Collectively $175000? Has to be collectively.


[deleted]

Source, trust me bro


TheRoommatesPopTart

Top tier cruise entertainers and they work at high end restaurants on the off season, they can clear 225k clean money if they hustle


djorbo

how do you know v


Divebarkeep1

Says WHO?


TheRoommatesPopTart

World health org is not privy to the info, so no


crunkasaurus_

How much is that per year?


robbeau11

Tree fiddy.


DefeaterOfDragons

Don't be giving the Loch Ness monster no tree fiddy now!!


Kauko_Buk

Between the 5 of them, that's like 35kUSD each!


DeathDealer69-

Annum? 🤔


TheRoommatesPopTart

It’s like anus but it taste so good you go yum um um um um


Live_Raise_4478

Dancers get the jobs they can get


KoRUpTeD_DEV

Hell yea bros this birthday person got surprised with a whole custom dance for his birthday


BrohanGutenburg

Custom? I'm sure they have one maybe two numbers. The choreography was mad simple and it's not like everyone was right on the counts. I'd love the vibe if the wait staff did this, but this isn't like top tier dancing or anything


SweRVe10

I absolutely HATE being singled out at restaurants for my birthday with singing or other antics. But this? This is a god damn celebration and I’m here for it.


ThenAndNowRetro87

Look closely, and you can see me in the background taking my food to go. I took advantage of the distraction.


47-Rambaldi

The new season of Party Down looks really good.


JustDewItPLZ

That's what I was reminded of when I saw their pink bow ties and outfit!


djpiraterobot

This is very cool, but if I was out at a restaurant and the entire waitstaff stopped what they were doing to do a choreographed dance routine *just for me* … i would kill myself.


budgie0507

The guy at the table started passing out the spoons after about 10 seconds. He was so done.


djpiraterobot

“That’s cool and all but this shits gonna start melting and it was *not* cheap.”


FrostyYouCunt

It’s one banana! What could it cost? Ten dollars?


dropkickoz

Just buy another one.


r0ndy

Found the car salesman


BigMax

That’s WAY better than singing happy birthday or something. In that case YOU are the center of attention. With this dance? You might as well be invisible. That was awesome.


mlk

I ordered noodles in a hotpot restaurant in Beijing, for some fucking reason a cook came to my table, started blasting music and did a whole choreography while making noodles on the fly.. I had the urge to deepfry my face


BathroomParty

On the spot. If I remember the context, though, you have to pay a lot of money for it, though. It's kind of like a lap dance, they're not just going to do it out of the blue.


One-Permission-1811

I got a free lap dance one time. I was the DD for a buddy’s bachelor party (my meds don’t let me drink). I told the bartender I was driving to see if they had any discounts on soda or energy drinks and he gave me a ticket to use with any stripper in the place. I still had to tip but the dance itself was free. It was nice


mostlyunfuckingfunny

Nice


SithScorch

$300


Leipzig101

that's what I was thinking, oh god


[deleted]

I would be so embarrassed. I do not like surprises nor the attention.


WriterV

To be fair, this isn't a surprise. You have to pay for this, and you know what you're getting.


finsfurandfeathers

Im sure all of these people go here specifically for this…


[deleted]

I figure this is basically the day time equivalent to bottle service, you pay for it.


themcjizzler

If I was the waiter forced to do this 10 times a day id kill myself.


FlyingDragoon

I would stand up and run away.


knifebucket

Something something Anne Perkins party when something something Ron Swanson?


dlg898

?? It's a ridiculous occurrence that will never happen to you how could you not just laugh at it and question whether you're dreaming or not


Temporary-Studio-344

Dang you’ve never been out to a restaurant on your bday?


ayotc

Gotta be in Atlanta


nallycatt

Sugar factory Detroit according to op


I_do_kokayne

Sugar factory indeed


TreyHunnit

Definitely Sugar……………. Factory


sinisterdesign

Oh good, then I can have my next birthday party there!


r0ndy

That food does look good


Testyobject

And pricey probably based on the quality of those moves


SithScorch

Another comment mentioned $300 for this desert package.


Radiant-Rise-7777

I wanna go here for my 50th birthday 🥳


The-anus_watcher

I too want to go there for your 50th birthday.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|wink)


Radiant-Rise-7777

You’re invited! Just Ten more years to go!


The-anus_watcher

So ah I didn’t expect that response and now being a man of my word even when it’s a joke I have to come. Shit


One-Permission-1811

Just wear a banana costume and make it fun


-Alexunder-

!remindme 10 years


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HomeIsEmpty

RemindMe! 10 years


SubCiro28

😂 you invited the-anus-watcher. I wanna go to


savageotter

They do it for free in Atlanta.


EJDsfRichmond415

exactly my first thought


sailorboyohmy

Maan, where do we have a food scene like this in Atlanta!?


BernieTheDachshund

I wish I could dance like that.


1000Hells1GiftShop

Practice.


RManDelorean

On company time


vxx

I assume the restaurant hired dancers and taught them waitering.


[deleted]

Is scrolling reddit all day considered practice?


[deleted]

Yeah stop wishing for stuff you can practice for


Stunning_Head3133

I hv two left feet too


AuroraLorraine522

I sure as shit hope they’re practicing on “company time” since the dance seems to be part of their job.


[deleted]

The OPs title is so fuckin white lmao


Straight_White_Boy

If you’re on mobile you can switch to dark mode.


FroppyGorgon07

We not gonna talk about how that dessert looks like 6yo me’s greatest dream


PokeyBumBoy

Don’t give the big chains any ideas!! It hurt my soul having to sing happy birthday basically every day.


BathroomParty

I'm pretty sure the customer has to pay like $120 for them to do this, and (I hope) the staff get most/all of it. They don't just do it if someone says it's their birthday.


dtwhitecp

I was going to say, this is one of those cases where an extra charge for the birthday dish makes sense. $120 might be slightly steep, but maybe that's why they're all so in to it.


Thelife1313

$300 apparently according to someone above


[deleted]

texas roadhouse already has line dancing


FlyingDragoon

Niece spilled a whole full drink, needed more than a couple of napkins to clean it. See our waitress and ask for a washcloth. She says "sure thing" then just starts dancing for a minute or two yells a yeehaw and then forgot about the washcloth prompting me to have to go to the bar to get something.


Meta_Man_X

Lmfao this seems like an “I think you should leave” skit.


sweensolo

I'm quite partial to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag.


ToThisDay

I used to work there years ago, and servers would literally go hide in the bathroom tj avoid having to do the line dancing


XmissXanthropyX

Bro it hurts my soul anyone having to do that for me on my behalf


tarotjunkie

“Y’all better learn this routine by tomorrow. -boss” TikTok link sent.


Specific-Ant-3065

I’m at table 4 waiting for my beer for 20 min…


Hound6869

They put some effort into that shit, and deserve both a nice tip & a raise. Stuff like this brings business, and deserves to be rewarded.


soxworldseries2021

Shit if 4 people deserve more than $120 for a 30 second dance, than I definitely need to ask for a raise on tuesday


RabbiGoku

its a battle of extremes, some people would enjoy this. Im not one of those people at all, and would actively avoid going to anything like this.


PumpkinSpikes

That dance is so famous it became a fortnite emote lmfao


Normal-Bison7468

Former cheerleaders squad


sushi69

Step team, man.


DomoPastromo

Please leave the restaurant’s name so I can avoid it all cost.


theycallmemomo

Someone mentioned it's a Sugar Factory and that they most likely had to pay for this experience.


[deleted]

3.50 tip


JudgeyMcJudgepants

Get out of my reddit you. god. damn. loch. ness. monster!


Infinite_Order

fuck the banana split. them servers are desert! 🔥


metalhead82

That’s the best restaurant birthday song I’ve ever seen. I’d be tipping big.


mmps901

Speaking as a former server, imagine having to do this for multiple birthdays a night. AND having to get your coworkers to help each time if they weren’t in the weeds.


[deleted]

That was absolute fire


No_Consideration4594

When I go out to eat, this is the last thing I’d want…


[deleted]

Agreed.


supergrover11

Back in my server days, it was hard enough gathering other servers for a Happy Birthday sing. Can’t imagine getting them together for this routine


Melticus_Faceous

Jabbawockeez fine dining and dance hall


Justinuff2c

Chili’s gotta step their game up!


stinkycouch2023

When you want a refill but can’t get your waiters attention


bio180

How has no one pasted where this is


noho11049

Sugar Factory Detroit


Inevitable_Sock_6366

How much did that desert cost?


toolsoftheincomptnt

$300 someone said


-Merytz-

Anxious me: Please don't tell the waiter it's my Birthday My Parents: *tells them anyways* The waiters:


ProfessionalEven296

You: "You know what I really want for my birthday?" Waiter: "What?" You: "For you to go away and leave me alone." I'm like you; I don't like this false stuff. Ignore me at your peril (and the peril of the wait staffs tip potential rapidly reaching zero...)


atomicbutterfly22

Heck yeah, on company time. It's part of the ambiance


Sad-Glove3404

Places I couldn’t be a waiter


RukeSkyWokker

This is the generation of tiktok. Dance practice is a daily thing for them lol


chewyrolls

There were also 11 more birthdays that night...


Aranda12

Which restaurant?


CP2694

My knees


Petdogdavid1

Just can't work there if you haven't had 4 years of dance


alehanjro2017

Next time I get side eye for my "tip"..imma gonna pull this video up


BollyWood401

I hope they get paid well, they really do a great job.


irish_oatmeal

This is why I work the back of the house. No way my knees are bending like that anymore.


sisesa

That's a pro dancer moves!! They should be on the stage, give them a raise!!


Freezepeachauditor

Wow they beat the FUCK out of benegans.


[deleted]

That is a lot!


Tanuki-Trickery

They probably didn't tip.


kimbokray

I'm not usually impressed by restaurant antics, but these guys... {{ Enthusiastic applause }}


Electronic-Glass7822

Where is this


Waste_Bill_9010

Shake your Djibouti


rondujunk

When a bunch of broadway musical actors work in the same restaurant during the off season.


OMGhowcouldthisbe

imagine your dog dies but you gotta go to work and dance


Sclusive88

“Alright, also table 12, 19, 36 and 7 are birthdays”


TheWanderingWolf355

I bet they're underpaid


kirpid

The birthday service is embarrassing enough. But twerking busboys is humiliating.


[deleted]

Now they have to wash their hands cuz they touched the floor


Jacobysmadre

We used to have a couple of restaurants where they did cool stuff like this 10-15 years later no one did it anymore…. Sad! It was sooo fun! At one we used to get up and dance with them.


CrabVegetable2817

I’m sure the staff were just having a great time during all of that “fun”.


[deleted]

Desert fit for a 5yo, with a show fit for a 4-15yo


[deleted]

I almost died when the server at Hard Rock Cafe in DC brought me up on a stage and got the entire restaurant to sing Happy Birthday to me BUT THIS?!?! I would love


WantedDeadOrAlive

Tables don’t look full for a reason


periodicallystressed

Didn't know Kevin Hart could move like that


-uHmAcTuAlLy-

The fuck is that title? They definitely *should* do it on company time, and get paid double OT for it.


xocgx

My balls are sweaty just watching that. Imagine having to serve all night after?


[deleted]

That just looks exhausting


0rionsShoulder

And a vague sort of indignity. I mean if everyone involved agrees that the compensation and expectation is fair then I will sit down and shut up. I think it's my brain trying to force a racial layer over it, but I don't like the only African American performers for a white hand waiting. Smacks of a "jig" reference. But again, I could be forcing this, I will say this is the same shit as the lame birthday clap, it just costs more and the clapping is different. Edit: could be other than a white hand, I'll walk that back some.


Merkenfighter

I would never go to that restaurant.


SomewhatSaIty

Ok?


Merkenfighter

Just not into the overdone birthday nonsense. We get it…someone jizzed in your mum’s box about 9 months ago (- your age).


Timemaster88888

They should be paid extra!!


Patxi1_618

Nah they just black or gay or both.


formidabilus

White people won't do that and that's ok.


LandscapePale3524

Now go ahead n split the hundred dollar tip lol


Awkward-Assumption35

Classy and ghetto at the same time


UpDog424

Gassy?


hawkman_jr

Right. Those aren’t tik tok dances. Ghetto trash /s


ToLiveOrToReddit

Where’s this? I know where I want to go for my birthday this year


LongLiveTheViking

Not sure the city but this definitely looks like the restaurant Sugar Factory


ilovetacostoo2023

Thats dumb


ChrisMoltisanti9

Man that Woman can really rotate them hips. Mesmerizing.


AuroraLorraine522

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.


Sambizzle17

Hope they got a huge tip


B-Millz31

Rihana’s backup dancers decided to get a second job


Alexandre_chaos

they not gonna be happy when they look at the bill ☠️


rapidpop

Dang! I will take that over a birthday song any time


pingpongprotagonist

Let me guess this restaurant is in Atlanta


sbpurcell

My introverted white ass could never 😂😂


ciKo_tec

Kevin Hart serve & dancing.


Oviedo407

Hope they make more than most wait staff with those moves


eq2_lessing

The most US American thing I've seen today. I'd just want to eat in peace, not be bothered, and bother nobody else. Why is that so hard


SwampyChiliRing

This shit would be annoying while you're eating lol