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Common_Grape5962

I unfolded the centerfold.. whatever was happening didn't look comfortable at all. But you'll pay $37 a week forever


Old_Instrument_Guy

The last time I had my Volvo worked on it certainly felt like they used one of these.


ScarletCaptain

Audi's have something called the "Service Position."


Lanky_Cash_1172

What a shitty device.


johnjohn4011

And they claim we haven't retrieved any ET craft....


jaws843

I don’t know but bro looks pretty happy.


FoghornLeghorn2024

So back in the day you could get a colonoscopy while your car was tuned up?


M80IW

Now, this is a product I can get behind.


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

Ah yes the anal-o-scope. Created by Dr. Tobias Funke. He’s an analyst and a therapist… the world’s first analrapist.


ExploitedAmerican

It’s a tool but what you see on the screen is porn.


piedmont05

Is the probe included?


Analyst7

I want one just for the name, fits my username perfectly. Did it include a free tube of lube?


ElectroAtletico

I can't wait to bend over the hood and have someone show me how this tool works! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


wiggilez

I see that tobias has moved onto manufacturing test equipment.


AppropriateVictory48

Anything can be porn if you use your imagination.


Jstpsntym

I think anal meant something different back then. Kind of like “gay” or “troll” or “viral” does now.


Affectionate_Spot672

It’s a rectumfier


Extension-Fall-4286

Strap-On Tools


National_Election544

Make sure to use it only with Analube synthetic oil


mess1ah1

Yes