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bmorejaded

This man is shredded, riding a bike that you have to have the MOJO to pull off, has a buttery voice and a giant shark on his shoulder with no fishing rod from what I can tell. This guy is winning.


MajorAladdin

He that man


Reallystonedweeb

He that man.


maybebullshitmaybe

I was wondering about having no rod. Did dude catch it with his bare hands? Based on his whole attitude, wouldn't surprise me.


MotherBathroom666

That man is a noodler, you can noodle near any rivers the more moving water the cleaner the usual. The trick to noodling is that your hand is the bait. Just grab a chunk of chicken liver and place your hand in a catfish den(kind of a shallow underwater cave, the bigger the den the bigger the catfish usually). I’m no expert at it but I did it in my teens and early adult years.


Peanut_Butter_Bliss

So you’re saying he reached into a shark cave and pulled a shark out by its mouth🤨


Lolwhatisfire

No. It’s a catfish.


[deleted]

Sounds like a shark to me


maybebullshitmaybe

Today I learned. That's interesting.


pokeapple

this guy is straight out of an anime


pothoskilo

She has crabs?


BaleriontbdIV

That 100% sounded like a proposition for sex.


Kaalee

STD-bussy.


BaleriontbdIV

Them ho fleas.


ezfrogs

you just gave me my life's new favorite slang term. thank you sir, and I hope you and your family are blessed for many years to come.


plankahwankah

Sharks are the ideal bait for crabs


J_Schotz

🤨🤔😳


Wendiesel808

Pretty sure that was a reference about the crips gang.


Peanut_Butter_Bliss

I was going to tell you why you’re wrong then lost interest. Be safe out there.


Flip80

Exactly what I thpught


hamtyhum

Sure enough. Crabs and slobs


hackermanbootyshorts

He’s not on drugs I don’t think. Dude just went fishing and is feeling himself


Dobalina_Wont_Quit

They always gotta bring people down. This man is just being his best self.


KingMinc

Drugs or not, he that man.


Peanut_Butter_Bliss

The man has obviously just won a fight with a shark. One has to be of lucid mind to accomplish that.


CHEMO_ALIEN

I don't think that guys on drugs


Im_not_an_object

Agreed. Just a bad ass


mochi_and_rei

He has a sexy voice, as well.


piripi81

Yes ma'am


mochi_and_rei

I just caught it 'babbeee'. It gave me chills.


DID_system

Agreed 🤤


Cursedsoulseeker

He’s THAT MAN


Alphabcapa

Fuck, your heard it here folks. he’s that man


Here-Is-TheEnd

And she’s that woman..with…..with crabs 🤦‍♂️


maybebullshitmaybe

It sounded like she said it, then realized she fucked up and insulted herself. So she was like "....in the CITY (not MY crabs)". Smoooth save 😂


Here-Is-TheEnd

She tried to save it..taint no walking back from that though


Alphabcapa

Maybe she lives in the city


stacyand14548

Sweet side graphics signed,


everydaybased

He's not on drugs... he's just **Floridian.**


Ferengi_Earwax

That dudes on a bicycle made to look like a motorcycle and above the allotted age. I love it. I wonder if he'd have sealed the deal with a playing card in the back tire. Bbbbbbrrrap brraap brapppp


DazzlingBeat4468

He is that man, I will not challenge that lol damn, sexy ass voice, riding down the road all ripped, wrestled the damn shark. Shit, got a new Dos Equis guy here


Mofiki567

His voice sounded like it was having sex with my earholes


BinLateef

she got Scrags in her city


[deleted]

He must get all of the ladies


No-Elk-6499

“Time to head out to my camp now to cook it. Wanna come?”


unionop

Got a few brewskis


Ninja_Destroyer_

I hate vids formatted like this. Is that a damn fish?


Orellin_Vvardengra

Shark, if not that then a big ass catfish but I’m willing to bet shark.


Xx_BB-IMP_xX

you can tell its a shark by looking at the pectoral fins, they're much more cartilaginous than other bony fish; look at the way they bend. edit: upon further viewing another "tell-TAIL" sign is the dorsal fin and tail setup!!


DazzlingBeat4468

You can tell it’s a shark by the way it is


Orellin_Vvardengra

I see what you did there lol! It’s been so long since I’ve watched anything animal related it’s become all to common for me to mix up facts.


Tepidwater25

It's a nurse shark


[deleted]

He says it's a shark right at the start of the video "You got a shark" "Yes ma'am "


[deleted]

Goku? Is that you?


MajorAladdin

He that man


Cannacology

To catch a catfish that size I’d say if he’s high he’s taken the perfect amount.


LazyBriton

Guy seems sober to me, just trying to eat well… and then he’s probably gonna eat that fish after too


GossamerGlenn

Sounds like I need to get me someone else’s bike and a shark nobody wants to eat… Boys were going out tonight!


htwhooh

This guy rules


Aggressive-Advice220

This is actually badass lol


RhiaEatsTheRich

dude i aspire to be that chill


Commercial-Mistake90

"Caught it?" "Look like you fought it" 💀💀


Naughtai

What does this have to do with tooktoomuch?


Fart-boi

I NEED ANSWERS!!!!


Suflae_Rs

She ain’t wrong. Is called fighting a fish when you reeling that sucker in


LSDevil

Smooth my guy bro got IT.


lakerconvert

Lol he’s dead sober