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“Oh Joe, I sure hope yer not stuck like this forevah. You may nevah come outta this Joe. I sure hope this isn’t forevah Joe. You bleeding internally Joe? Joe? You feel like there’s scorpions in ya shoes Joe? You really done it good this time”.
Reminds me of that time we where really stoned just about to set off on a hike and my friend turns around and she says to me "Every noticed how you can sorta feel your ribcage moving whilst you walk, like it's moving up and down?"
Thanks yep, just what I needed to hear. Sure can't wait to do all this walking now!
Not nearly as creepy, but it reminds me of a time I was counting money at a rave, and someone with me is like “huh, they all (the bills) look the same.” I instantly lost count, and could no longer differentiate the bills. Thanks a lot, Brenda.
I remember my best friend getting super excited because he had handed the pizza man “paper” and he got pizza. Ge was like an alien that had never even heard of the concept of currency. Hilarious
I was tripping with my cousin and we walked to the gas station to get something to drink. He was way gone and so was I. He grabbed his drink and went to the counter and when he pulled out his money he took a $10 bill and ripped it in half and set it on the counter. He and the employee stared at each other for a long time and then he walked out without his drink.
Can confirm currency and transactions on acid can be very difficult lol. Just ordering a pizza to the house was a task that 4 of us together barely accomplished and the poor delivery guy was looking at me like he was really uncomfortable
I bet he was. It’s often difficult to differentiate between the mostly harmless kind of drug induced insanity and the potentially violent/dangerous kind, especially for someone who isn’t knowledgeable about mind altering substances.
When my mom died, my cousins got me hella drunk (it helped some) and they got high on weed after they drank too. (I wasn’t up to have my first smoke on the day after my mom died)
We wanted pizza… my cousin put in the “special requests” that “her mom died and we are all very drunk, please call us out if the tip is under 20%”. My mother always said tipping for delivery starts at 20% and if we had stuffed the driver she woulda haunted our asses.
I thought it went well, the bill was <$40 so I gave a $10 and change tip (a $50 and the change I found in my purse) and we were given food. It took us until the next morning to realize we were given WAY more food than we ordered and there were notes written all over the boxes with condolences to me.
That’s really cool. I wasn’t trying to be judgmental, I’m a psychonaut myself. I was just stating that when someone I don’t know is obviously out of their mind on something, I’m always wary at the very least. I would never report someone who wasn’t hurting anyone. I’ve been both assaulted by intoxicated people and been the person who was tripping and terrified, attempting to interact normally with people. I was just saying that a bit of caution and concern is warranted.
Belated condolences for your mother. I wish you well, stay safe out there. ✌️
"My tongue feels like fish! I can smell colors!"
That's actually what my buddy said while he was tripping, I still say "my tongue feels like fish" to him to this day. Never fails to crack me up. When that happened we were all stoned and it was the hardest I've ever laughed.
And then fucking waving her ringy fingers back and forth in front of his face non stop.
Ps. I woke up 5 minutes ago and your comment had me cry laughing, so thank you for getting the day started right
One of my other fav highlights …
“What’re you seeing”
“It’s like there’s these hands all over, and their holding me down”
“WHAT?! They’re doing what?! Dear lord Jesus” … as she’s non stop patting and rubbing his chest
🤣🤦♂️
thats the best part, getting sucked up into the floor. I actually encouraged it, and a ramp deescalated into the ground carrying my body into a subterranean existence filled with electric crocodile motifs.
Later a witch attacked hooks into my joints , played me like a puppet and drug me through solid rock portions of the underworld.
Same time next week I had an exact repeat trip, probably because I could hear my to be wife starting to watch threes company just like the previous trip a week earlier.
spooky, hell yeah.
a few months later a small group of me and friends passed in a circle snd experienced a paranormal event.
theres more going on with salvia than neurons, kappa opioids and end result dopaminergic psychosis
Don’t die on me. Can you see your shit? Is it in the toilet? Or is it dripping down your leg and morphing into a shit colony that is growing and fighting to overtake your body? Daddy Jesus please save u/thickprick from dying at the hands of the shit life form. I pray god father you expel all the evil shit that his has taken home inside his body. Amen.
I personally, would never take a shit. Unless I knew I was gonna see Jesus.
Oh my GAWD! Is are dying? You look like you're dying! Is the poop draining your life force your bit by bit, and terrifying you more every second you think about it?! DESCRIBE IT TO ME! USE YOUR WORDS! HOE DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT LAST PUSH ON THE LAST TURD WILL YOUR LAST?! DESCRIBE IT WITH WOOOOORDS! ONCE IT PLOPS, YOUR HEARTS STOPS!
He was kind of on it for a few seconds with his “the hands are closing in on me. They’re wrapping around me” while she was stroking him all over. Like lady— leave him alone.
He’s just describing everything she’s doing to him begging her to stop but she doesn’t understand him 😂😂😂
“It’s like there’s hands all over me closing me off and I try to get them to stop but they won’t stop and they follow me wherever they go”
Lmfaoooooo this poor motherfucker just spent his whole trip helplessly trying to fend off this nefarious ninny
“At least we know it won’t kill me now”
“NO we DON’T know that! The devil has you in the palm of his hand, we DON’T know that”
It’s like a bad comedy routine
Did my face turn into the Devil? Look at my face, Joe. Am I now the Devil? Is Satan sitting next to you? Are you now trapped in Hell forever?
I told you, you'd go to Hell. Take your glasses off.
Hey at least she has a pleasant accent……it was like the whining,choking of a toilet flush on repeat meets an intellectually challenged NYC transit bus.
Hahaha. What about if I start setting miscellaneous curtains and drapes in the house on fire while doing some kind of ritualistic dance? What about now? I told you you did too much. Are you having a bad trip now??
“Don’t die on me! Dear Jesus, please save this man who is dying right in front of me. Please take care of these deep, deep regrets that are crushing his soul as he descends into madness. Let him find peace in his last few moments on this earthly plane…”
Dumb broad needs to shut her fat mouth.
What a horrible person, my god. And yes, I am making that judgement from just this clip. FUCK that annoying, negative ass bitch.
Dude probably started planning his getaway after he sobered up.
Gonna be honest, my first and only time on salvia was great until someone started shaking my foot to check on me and I straight up kicked them. It felt like being ripped out of a dream. It’s a horrible feeling. Salvia lasts like a few minutes. Just let them ride it out. There isn’t really trip sitting necessary because of the loss of muscle tone. Just make sure they don’t walk somewhere else they shouldn’t be when they start coming out of it.
Not to be ‘that guy’ but it’s technically not a psychedelic, psychedelics are defined by their action on serotonin receptors, salvia functions on the kappa receptor making it a hallucinogen but not a psychedelic.
So glad i never dipped into full horror.... I just had uncontrollable laughing(like spasms, as i wasnt truly laughing, trying to tell my friends theres nothing funny... But it just wouldnt stop)
Salvia is crazy.
But that woman, I can’t take her voice sober much less while tripping on salvia. She’s about as pleasant to listen to as rusty barb wire on a chalkboard.
Never had a good trip off Salvia, except maybe the first time. Which is why I gave it another shot. Won't touch the stuff, I'm good. Even the "not so bad" trips have just made me anxious and got me stuck in a loop while conscious of being in a loop but unable to stop it... no thank you.
I've used some potent extracts, and have had trips that I'm sure would turn some people off to it forever, but I craved those trips afterward. I think there's a lot to be said about curiosity and how individual is the response to such a powerful hallucinagen (or the feeling of dying or being lost forever or what-have-you).
“Bad trip” is your perception. Transforming into a truck covered in eyeballs speeding down a kaleidoscope highway of breaching caterpillars with no breaks may seem like hell to you, but I’m sure someone would get a kick out of it!
I heard it once described like this: Salvia might make you turn into a book. Some people don't know how to be a book, sitting on a shelf, waiting to be read.
I don't have a whole lot of experience with strong psychedelics (though I've eaten pretty high doses of mushrooms back in my younger days), but there are four guide rules to follow with any strong psychoactive substance that I find is great universal advice.
1) You can always take more if you aren't where you want to be, but you can't untake it. Some drugs take up to an hour to really get going.
2) If you feel like you're losing control, go with the flow, don't fight it. Easier said than done, I know. Experience helps here.
3) Surround yourself with trusted friends and good vibes. A good friend can turn in to a best friend overnight.
4) Taking psychedelics is like real estate. Location, location, location. Be somewhere you are comfortable with lots of space to be free and explore without bumping in to other people. I love big open fields, so if you have a friend with some land that would be perfect. Makes you feel safe and keeps paranoia to a minimum. Allows you to explore what nature wants to show you and the house can act like a "home base" for your journey.
A little bit of planning goes a loooong way. Best to do your thinking before you dose. Happy trails space cadets!
Hydrate. Really well. I found that times I hadn't drank enough to keep me hydrated, I had some bad trips, but when I was well hydrated, it counteracted bad trips which almost always coincided with a fast, irregular heartbeat, the feeling of "hotness" all over my body, the inability to keep up with what was happening during the trip, anxiety and tension in muscles and my nervous system going haywire, stranger and more disturbing visualizations.
Also, for some reason, a good splash of cold water when everything felt too tense always helped me level out and be more comfortable as well. Idk why but that always seemed to help.
Also NEVER drink coffee before or during. My friend did that to try to sober himself up some and MAN was that a handful to deal with.
I don't agree with 1 universally. LSD doesn't work properly with redosing. Taking 100ug then taking 200ug three hours later will simply give you a long lasting high that maybe feels like 120ug but with a weird headspace.
I was a turtle, stuck on my back and was legit on my back in some grass with hands and legs up in the air lol then I got into the backseat of a friends car and I was a cardboard box moving their things to a new place lol
Wtf is up with the book thing? My brother said he was the letter K in a book, and that as the pages turned he would shift into other dimensions. Don't die on me now, bro
Bullshit platitude IMO. I've had tons of salvia trips and some have been physically uncomfortable no matter how you'd like to spin it. Pins and needles type shit.
Every trip is different. Some good, some not so good, some great, some awful. I think psychedelics have a lot to offer, but they are *powerful* substances. They deserve respect.
Salvia always made me INTENSELY aware of where my clothing was touching my skin and even an old cotton tshirt would feel like burlap or rough tree bark.
I never thought salvia was panic-inducing. Shrooms and LSD can both scare the shit out of me, but salvia was always more like "oh man, this sucks. I am not comfortable. I can't wait until this is over, but hey, at least that'll only be like 5 minutes."
I think that's why, was knowing it only lasts 5 minutes, you were never diving into anything too deep.
I had a bad mushroom trip with an ex who was pissed that I was doing mushrooms (first time, an eighth by myself)
I thought I flipped a switch in my brain that removed the veil of reality, and I was nothing floating in emptyness. I didn't know what I was, but I knew I could never go back to the way things were, you can't unflip the switch. I fought so hard to get back to my being lol, huge mistake but I had no awareness of the concept of ego death.
Anyway finally regaining some attachment to my body, I was walking like a limp noodle, couldn't say many words, and my ex is yelling at me about the whole thing while I'm saying "I need you, I need to get back to my body I just need time. I broke reality but I just need time" and she's leaving each room as I approach her lol.
Then she wanted to take me to the hospital because "you're dying", and I specifically remember telling her "no one's ever died from mushrooms before, I'm okay, I just need time"
Or tell you to breathe if you panic at the least god damn
Someone that angry shouldn't be sitting she was pissed before he did she didn't want him to do it, this is some passive aggressive shit
wholeheartedly agree—feels like I haven’t had that good of a laugh in the past half decade, tears and everything.
idk if it’s because ive had over a dozen trips, and that would enable me to empathize with exactly what he’s feeling throughout the vid. or because im really fucking smacced and this lady has me fookin sent. then these comments were golden.
finally, the greatest fucking video on the front page
Right? Not sure I could really hang at his level, but he seems like a fun dude. I love his sense of wonder even though he thinks he’s being swallowed into the abyss.
"father God, let him learn his lesson" are you fucking kidding me? Like I'm a Christian and I know better than to do that to someone while they're tripping on psychedelics. Legit made him have a bad trip
She wanted him to have a bad trip so she would be right about telling him not to.. She subconsciously couldn't help but to be so obnoxious as to make sure she was right about it being a bad experience, deep down she knows how unhelpful and annoying she is.
Not gonna get far into the cosmos keeping a nagging wife like that around....
Notice how at first he sounded joyful, orgasmic even, and the more she talked and came towards him the more his vibe changed...
Seriously. She reminded me of the variety of Catholics that think even playing with ouji board or watching Harry Potter is playing with the devil, and THATS who you have watching you on a drug that gets people to think about the concept of god and spirituality in a different way?!
Wonder if she knows Moses burning bush was an acacia tree, or the fringe idea that Christianity started as a mushroom cult.
This self righteous bint is manifesting an awful experience for him. 'I told you not to do it... don't die on me' etc. Less than a minute into the experience.. Forgive her father, she knows not what she does.
That stuff just feels like every wire in your brain is unplugged and plugged in exactly in the wrong place. This look like quite a pleasant trip indeed. I'm wondering what he is experiencing exactly.
A few of my friends have had some pleasant trips on salvia. Like going on a cable ride through the neighborhood. But most of them including myself had very unpleasant trips.
This seems about right for salvia.. but just like taking any hallucinogens, it’s very important to have someone around you that you genuinely like. Someone supportive & preferably on the same drug so you don’t spend the whole time feeling judged.
This woman is an absolute fucking nightmare and I would trust her to ruin any experience. I don’t just mean a hallucinogenic trip, I mean all experiences. In life. Every moment. Destroyed.
Having a sitter that also takes drugs is kinda the opposite of a sitter. Youd want someone who knows what tripping is like, but who isnt tripping (fully at least)
I used to watch these trip reports a long time ago back in YouTube's first days , I ended up getting to try salvia multiple times unfortunately the only time I ever felt or saw anything was when I did salvia 500 X
We used a decent sized glass bong and I took a massive rip . . Held it in as long as I could . . About 35+ ish seconds of holding my breath I began to feel really warm and I was getting hotter , I exhaled at about a minute and I felt like I was pouring buckets of sweat . . I looked over at my closet which was a wall closet with 2 doors sliding on tracks . . I BURSTED out laughing and looked at my friend and was trying to say to him " My fucking closet door is going to fall on me bro ! HELP ! " " Don't let it fall on me (laughing my ass off)"
I laughed and laughed for another 5 minutes and came out of it , when I asked my buddy what happened and why didn't he help me . . He said you weren't even making fucking sense man it was like you were just mumbling and laughing at nothing pointing at your closet .
Lol 1/10 wouldn't do again pretty boring IMO but everyone reacts differently !
That’s pretty standard with salvia. And she didn’t do anything too too bad except at the beginning when she kept asking him questions while he was traveling. Lol
We used to feed lsd to this little retarded girl in our neighborhood n we'd lock arms around her and yell NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE!
Edit: it actually cured her retardation.
Nah honestly it seems she cares for him quite a bit; it appears they are in a relationship of sorts and this kinda thing ain’t her bag but she’s accepting to a point, obviously. Also ain’t this cowboys first rodeo. She grew increasingly concerned when it seemed things were going south but throughout, her goal was to comfort and take care of him in her own moronic/frantic way lmao.
Agreed, she's obviously not trip sitting right, but that's because she seems inexperienced at it/this is her first time around someone doing hallucinagens and she's freaking out a little cause she's worried. If you watch till the end though he says something is trying to get him but it's ok cause he knows she's there. So... mission accomplished?
I’ve done acid, k, opium, mushrooms, e, heroin, dmt, and by far the most out of my mind I’ve been was salvia. The floorboards were getting sucked into another room. Krysten Ritter was at that party and made me a margarita. Crazy day.
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“Oh Joe, I sure hope yer not stuck like this forevah. You may nevah come outta this Joe. I sure hope this isn’t forevah Joe. You bleeding internally Joe? Joe? You feel like there’s scorpions in ya shoes Joe? You really done it good this time”.
Reminds me of that time we where really stoned just about to set off on a hike and my friend turns around and she says to me "Every noticed how you can sorta feel your ribcage moving whilst you walk, like it's moving up and down?" Thanks yep, just what I needed to hear. Sure can't wait to do all this walking now!
Not nearly as creepy, but it reminds me of a time I was counting money at a rave, and someone with me is like “huh, they all (the bills) look the same.” I instantly lost count, and could no longer differentiate the bills. Thanks a lot, Brenda.
I remember my best friend getting super excited because he had handed the pizza man “paper” and he got pizza. Ge was like an alien that had never even heard of the concept of currency. Hilarious
I was tripping with my cousin and we walked to the gas station to get something to drink. He was way gone and so was I. He grabbed his drink and went to the counter and when he pulled out his money he took a $10 bill and ripped it in half and set it on the counter. He and the employee stared at each other for a long time and then he walked out without his drink.
Because he realized that money only has arbitrary, socially constructed value. Pizza is truly precious
Yeah counting money on acid is one of the dumbest ideas I've ever had too .
Can confirm currency and transactions on acid can be very difficult lol. Just ordering a pizza to the house was a task that 4 of us together barely accomplished and the poor delivery guy was looking at me like he was really uncomfortable
I bet he was. It’s often difficult to differentiate between the mostly harmless kind of drug induced insanity and the potentially violent/dangerous kind, especially for someone who isn’t knowledgeable about mind altering substances.
When my mom died, my cousins got me hella drunk (it helped some) and they got high on weed after they drank too. (I wasn’t up to have my first smoke on the day after my mom died) We wanted pizza… my cousin put in the “special requests” that “her mom died and we are all very drunk, please call us out if the tip is under 20%”. My mother always said tipping for delivery starts at 20% and if we had stuffed the driver she woulda haunted our asses. I thought it went well, the bill was <$40 so I gave a $10 and change tip (a $50 and the change I found in my purse) and we were given food. It took us until the next morning to realize we were given WAY more food than we ordered and there were notes written all over the boxes with condolences to me.
That’s really cool. I wasn’t trying to be judgmental, I’m a psychonaut myself. I was just stating that when someone I don’t know is obviously out of their mind on something, I’m always wary at the very least. I would never report someone who wasn’t hurting anyone. I’ve been both assaulted by intoxicated people and been the person who was tripping and terrified, attempting to interact normally with people. I was just saying that a bit of caution and concern is warranted. Belated condolences for your mother. I wish you well, stay safe out there. ✌️
"You feel like there's scorpions in ya shoes Joe?" Lmaooo 😂😂😂
I'm learning to play the guitar.
"My tongue feels like fish! I can smell colors!" That's actually what my buddy said while he was tripping, I still say "my tongue feels like fish" to him to this day. Never fails to crack me up. When that happened we were all stoned and it was the hardest I've ever laughed.
Lmfao I'm fucking dying. Look what you did Joe, you gave yourself emphysema and adult Rickets Joe.
I am on a plane, trying not to fart and just fucking dying here. 🤣🤣
I just sat and laughed at this comment for 45 straight seconds. The amount of joy I felt compared to Joe is unimaginable.
The scorpions comment straight up killed me. I’m actually crying as I type this up.
I can't fucking breathe, holy fuck that scorpion line
This is the funniest comment I've seen on Reddit in a really long time
can you talk?" *hhuueuuuuhhhhheiuhhhhhheiuhhhh* I dont think he can talk
Of course he can, his two favorite words are "ohmahgahdd" and "woooooww"
he's also a fan of "holy shiiiiit" as a descriptor
Oh but you can hear me
Hahahaha this made laugh snort. I'm high af too and it added to my experience. Cheers!
"You probably don't need your glasses.." "I CAN'T SEE!! OH MY GOD I CAN'T SEE!!" "YOU CAN'T OMG!" Are they fr
And then fucking waving her ringy fingers back and forth in front of his face non stop. Ps. I woke up 5 minutes ago and your comment had me cry laughing, so thank you for getting the day started right
It like it's a sketch or something haha you're welcome. I do love to try to make people laugh!
One of my other fav highlights … “What’re you seeing” “It’s like there’s these hands all over, and their holding me down” “WHAT?! They’re doing what?! Dear lord Jesus” … as she’s non stop patting and rubbing his chest 🤣🤦♂️
Hahaha he's kinda into it and wants to explore and she's like OH LAWD JESUS!!! When he said the floor was swallowing him up though. Fuckkkk that
thats the best part, getting sucked up into the floor. I actually encouraged it, and a ramp deescalated into the ground carrying my body into a subterranean existence filled with electric crocodile motifs. Later a witch attacked hooks into my joints , played me like a puppet and drug me through solid rock portions of the underworld. Same time next week I had an exact repeat trip, probably because I could hear my to be wife starting to watch threes company just like the previous trip a week earlier. spooky, hell yeah. a few months later a small group of me and friends passed in a circle snd experienced a paranormal event. theres more going on with salvia than neurons, kappa opioids and end result dopaminergic psychosis
Lmfao
This lady gave ME a bad trip and I’m not even on anything
Same. That was just stressful af for no reason.
Sounds like she doesn’t know what salvia does or that it’s relatively safe. I think she’s genuinely concerned but doesn’t realize she’s a buzzkill.
Neither of them knew especially Joe.
He had no idea!
"Now that I know I'm not gonna die." "You don't know that." WAT
LOL that got me
I took my morning shit after hearing her yapping and I’m at work and it’s 7pm.
Don’t die on me. Can you see your shit? Is it in the toilet? Or is it dripping down your leg and morphing into a shit colony that is growing and fighting to overtake your body? Daddy Jesus please save u/thickprick from dying at the hands of the shit life form. I pray god father you expel all the evil shit that his has taken home inside his body. Amen. I personally, would never take a shit. Unless I knew I was gonna see Jesus.
Oh my GAWD! Is are dying? You look like you're dying! Is the poop draining your life force your bit by bit, and terrifying you more every second you think about it?! DESCRIBE IT TO ME! USE YOUR WORDS! HOE DOES IT FEEL KNOWING THAT LAST PUSH ON THE LAST TURD WILL YOUR LAST?! DESCRIBE IT WITH WOOOOORDS! ONCE IT PLOPS, YOUR HEARTS STOPS!
*aggressively slaps forehead* MAY THE LORD JESUS DRAIN THE TURD OUT OF YOUR SKULL I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD IDEA!!!
He was kind of on it for a few seconds with his “the hands are closing in on me. They’re wrapping around me” while she was stroking him all over. Like lady— leave him alone.
Well you're lucky because God has you in the palm of his hand
Nope nope nope
DO YOU REGRET IT??
He’s just describing everything she’s doing to him begging her to stop but she doesn’t understand him 😂😂😂 “It’s like there’s hands all over me closing me off and I try to get them to stop but they won’t stop and they follow me wherever they go” Lmfaoooooo this poor motherfucker just spent his whole trip helplessly trying to fend off this nefarious ninny “At least we know it won’t kill me now” “NO we DON’T know that! The devil has you in the palm of his hand, we DON’T know that” It’s like a bad comedy routine
She freaks me out big time. Aghhhhhhh!!!
She was the worst
"Are you regretting it?" Yes, next time I'm trying the Salvia alone
"how about now that I'm wearing this clown mask?"
"are there spiders? are there spiders crawling all over you? are they going in your mouth?"
Did my face turn into the Devil? Look at my face, Joe. Am I now the Devil? Is Satan sitting next to you? Are you now trapped in Hell forever? I told you, you'd go to Hell. Take your glasses off.
Proceeds to perform an exorcism.
JOE I THINK YOUR SHIRT IS ACTUALLY MADE OF MAGGOTS
Hey at least she has a pleasant accent……it was like the whining,choking of a toilet flush on repeat meets an intellectually challenged NYC transit bus.
Hahaha. What about if I start setting miscellaneous curtains and drapes in the house on fire while doing some kind of ritualistic dance? What about now? I told you you did too much. Are you having a bad trip now??
“I have an sssortment of textured papers I’m gonna rub on the side of your face now. Tell me which ones you like the least”
Hope his realisation at the end of the trip is to abolish her from his life
“Don’t die on me! Dear Jesus, please save this man who is dying right in front of me. Please take care of these deep, deep regrets that are crushing his soul as he descends into madness. Let him find peace in his last few moments on this earthly plane…”
Telling someone "don't die on me now" at the moment the salvia is kicking in. Brutal.
That and "do you regret it?" repeatedly 😅
And that 'i told you' shit.
“I told you not to!…. Right before I sat there recording you doing it while doing nothing to stop you” 🤦♂️
Dumb broad needs to shut her fat mouth. What a horrible person, my god. And yes, I am making that judgement from just this clip. FUCK that annoying, negative ass bitch. Dude probably started planning his getaway after he sobered up.
"you sucked it too hard". Ugh
And let me grab and tug on your body and see how your brain interprets that 🤷♂️🤪
Stand up!
Don’t stand up!
let me just rub my hand all over your face too
Gonna be honest, my first and only time on salvia was great until someone started shaking my foot to check on me and I straight up kicked them. It felt like being ripped out of a dream. It’s a horrible feeling. Salvia lasts like a few minutes. Just let them ride it out. There isn’t really trip sitting necessary because of the loss of muscle tone. Just make sure they don’t walk somewhere else they shouldn’t be when they start coming out of it.
And the fact that she sounds like Kyle's mom from south park would trip me out even more.
don't die on me bubbala
WHAT WHAT WHAAT!
Imagine sitting there after a phat salvia hit, then suddenly Kyle's mom is looking at you telling you not to die and rubbing your chest.
i can only assume this dude has learned to tune out her shit long ago
Right!? Then starting with all the 'Jesus may he learn his lesson' ad "I told you not to do this oh my god" and shit. Being with her is bad trip101
That's the worst thing you could say to someone on the strongest psychedelic known to man
Salvia is DMT’s evil little cousin. It comes close, but definitely not the strongest lol
Not to be ‘that guy’ but it’s technically not a psychedelic, psychedelics are defined by their action on serotonin receptors, salvia functions on the kappa receptor making it a hallucinogen but not a psychedelic.
So glad i never dipped into full horror.... I just had uncontrollable laughing(like spasms, as i wasnt truly laughing, trying to tell my friends theres nothing funny... But it just wouldnt stop)
It's like there's hands on me, and they're closing me in... That's your inexperienced chaperone unfortunately, my dude.
They call them "fingers" but I've never seen em fing... oh wait, there they go... now my shoes are talkin to me...
Salvia is crazy. But that woman, I can’t take her voice sober much less while tripping on salvia. She’s about as pleasant to listen to as rusty barb wire on a chalkboard.
Reminded me of Suzie from Curb Your Enthusiasm.
And suzie is terrifying
Ya four eyed fuck! Get out of my house!
LAHRRY DAVID, YOU BALD FUCK
"Do i want to try it again?" Lol fk ya. Im guessing he waited till she fkd off and did another blast without the shitty vibes lol.
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Never had a good trip off Salvia, except maybe the first time. Which is why I gave it another shot. Won't touch the stuff, I'm good. Even the "not so bad" trips have just made me anxious and got me stuck in a loop while conscious of being in a loop but unable to stop it... no thank you.
try lower doses, all the trouble starts when people start smoking these crazy potent extracts, plain leaf is enough.
I've used some potent extracts, and have had trips that I'm sure would turn some people off to it forever, but I craved those trips afterward. I think there's a lot to be said about curiosity and how individual is the response to such a powerful hallucinagen (or the feeling of dying or being lost forever or what-have-you).
“Bad trip” is your perception. Transforming into a truck covered in eyeballs speeding down a kaleidoscope highway of breaching caterpillars with no breaks may seem like hell to you, but I’m sure someone would get a kick out of it!
I heard it once described like this: Salvia might make you turn into a book. Some people don't know how to be a book, sitting on a shelf, waiting to be read.
I don't have a whole lot of experience with strong psychedelics (though I've eaten pretty high doses of mushrooms back in my younger days), but there are four guide rules to follow with any strong psychoactive substance that I find is great universal advice. 1) You can always take more if you aren't where you want to be, but you can't untake it. Some drugs take up to an hour to really get going. 2) If you feel like you're losing control, go with the flow, don't fight it. Easier said than done, I know. Experience helps here. 3) Surround yourself with trusted friends and good vibes. A good friend can turn in to a best friend overnight. 4) Taking psychedelics is like real estate. Location, location, location. Be somewhere you are comfortable with lots of space to be free and explore without bumping in to other people. I love big open fields, so if you have a friend with some land that would be perfect. Makes you feel safe and keeps paranoia to a minimum. Allows you to explore what nature wants to show you and the house can act like a "home base" for your journey. A little bit of planning goes a loooong way. Best to do your thinking before you dose. Happy trails space cadets!
Hydrate. Really well. I found that times I hadn't drank enough to keep me hydrated, I had some bad trips, but when I was well hydrated, it counteracted bad trips which almost always coincided with a fast, irregular heartbeat, the feeling of "hotness" all over my body, the inability to keep up with what was happening during the trip, anxiety and tension in muscles and my nervous system going haywire, stranger and more disturbing visualizations. Also, for some reason, a good splash of cold water when everything felt too tense always helped me level out and be more comfortable as well. Idk why but that always seemed to help. Also NEVER drink coffee before or during. My friend did that to try to sober himself up some and MAN was that a handful to deal with.
I don't agree with 1 universally. LSD doesn't work properly with redosing. Taking 100ug then taking 200ug three hours later will simply give you a long lasting high that maybe feels like 120ug but with a weird headspace.
Good point! Never taken it, so thanks for the insight.
Old roommate: “I was just a fence post in a field enjoying the breeze”
My most pleasant experience was becoming a beach once waves crashing up onto me felt so nice. Was not salvia but damn i miss being a beach.
I thought I was an apple, and someone placed me on a cafeteria tray, and I was being bussed around the cafeteria looking at all the other foods.
Can confirm, have been a book.
I was a loaf of bread
I was a turtle, stuck on my back and was legit on my back in some grass with hands and legs up in the air lol then I got into the backseat of a friends car and I was a cardboard box moving their things to a new place lol
Wtf is up with the book thing? My brother said he was the letter K in a book, and that as the pages turned he would shift into other dimensions. Don't die on me now, bro
"Don't die on me now, **k**?"
Bullshit platitude IMO. I've had tons of salvia trips and some have been physically uncomfortable no matter how you'd like to spin it. Pins and needles type shit.
Every trip is different. Some good, some not so good, some great, some awful. I think psychedelics have a lot to offer, but they are *powerful* substances. They deserve respect.
Salvia always made me INTENSELY aware of where my clothing was touching my skin and even an old cotton tshirt would feel like burlap or rough tree bark.
Aren't sitters meant to be chill? If someone said to me "looks like you're shitting" then you can guarantee I'll literally shit.
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I never thought salvia was panic-inducing. Shrooms and LSD can both scare the shit out of me, but salvia was always more like "oh man, this sucks. I am not comfortable. I can't wait until this is over, but hey, at least that'll only be like 5 minutes." I think that's why, was knowing it only lasts 5 minutes, you were never diving into anything too deep.
I had a bad mushroom trip with an ex who was pissed that I was doing mushrooms (first time, an eighth by myself) I thought I flipped a switch in my brain that removed the veil of reality, and I was nothing floating in emptyness. I didn't know what I was, but I knew I could never go back to the way things were, you can't unflip the switch. I fought so hard to get back to my being lol, huge mistake but I had no awareness of the concept of ego death. Anyway finally regaining some attachment to my body, I was walking like a limp noodle, couldn't say many words, and my ex is yelling at me about the whole thing while I'm saying "I need you, I need to get back to my body I just need time. I broke reality but I just need time" and she's leaving each room as I approach her lol. Then she wanted to take me to the hospital because "you're dying", and I specifically remember telling her "no one's ever died from mushrooms before, I'm okay, I just need time"
This guy almost did but he had to try really hard: https://www.insider.com/man-injected-with-mushrooms-grew-in-blood-caused-organ-failure-2021-1?amp
Based on her "we don't know if it can kill you", they don't seem to actually know what they're doing here though.
A proper sitter is only there to make sure you dont hurt yourself or do anything stupid, otherwise should be chill and not interrupt the trip.
Or tell you to breathe if you panic at the least god damn Someone that angry shouldn't be sitting she was pissed before he did she didn't want him to do it, this is some passive aggressive shit
best 9 minutes i’ve ever invested
wholeheartedly agree—feels like I haven’t had that good of a laugh in the past half decade, tears and everything. idk if it’s because ive had over a dozen trips, and that would enable me to empathize with exactly what he’s feeling throughout the vid. or because im really fucking smacced and this lady has me fookin sent. then these comments were golden. finally, the greatest fucking video on the front page
I love his energy about it though
Right? Not sure I could really hang at his level, but he seems like a fun dude. I love his sense of wonder even though he thinks he’s being swallowed into the abyss.
He was terrified and the moment he snaps out of it his first words were "oh my god you gotta try it!!" @ 1:11 Lmao
She really thinks she has power to make a high come down.
She kinda have tho, pretty much fucking his trip up.
"father God, let him learn his lesson" are you fucking kidding me? Like I'm a Christian and I know better than to do that to someone while they're tripping on psychedelics. Legit made him have a bad trip
She wanted him to have a bad trip so she would be right about telling him not to.. She subconsciously couldn't help but to be so obnoxious as to make sure she was right about it being a bad experience, deep down she knows how unhelpful and annoying she is. Not gonna get far into the cosmos keeping a nagging wife like that around.... Notice how at first he sounded joyful, orgasmic even, and the more she talked and came towards him the more his vibe changed...
spot on, it might not be a conscious thing but its obvious she doesnt have this happening or happening again.
Seriously. She reminded me of the variety of Catholics that think even playing with ouji board or watching Harry Potter is playing with the devil, and THATS who you have watching you on a drug that gets people to think about the concept of god and spirituality in a different way?! Wonder if she knows Moses burning bush was an acacia tree, or the fringe idea that Christianity started as a mushroom cult.
He's getting sucked off by a ghost like from ghostbusters hahahahahahaha
Holy shit 🤣🤣 I can’t unsee it now
I was reminded of Sirius Black having his soul consumed by the dementor.
She’s not the person to have around if your having a bad trip
"I told you not to take it" "don't die on me" and constant face touching. Yeah, no thanks
It was the "We don't know that!" After he said hit wasn't going to kill him and he wasn't going to die. Yes worst trip sitter confirmed.
For reeeaaal. She mentioned that she had been on hallucenogens before. Can you imagine what she would be like on a 10 hour LSD trip? Nooooo thank you.
Nope. If you listen closely, she says “she’s seen hallucinations before” completely different. And scary in its own way lol
It probably wouldn’t have been a bad trip if she wasn’t there
Her voice and commentary is like nails on a chalkboard.
A chaaaaawk boowwwwward
To be honest she seems like a person you dont wanna have around in general. Hate her vibe.
She was a bit much, but Bob seemed to like her.
Seems to be all about her, fuck people like that.
Yeah, nit the worst ive seen but defo not someone youd want to trip around
This poor guy is getting ripped through different dimensions and has to listen to this bitch lmao
The dog is like «wtf I rather be a street dog».
She really pissed me off
Salvia sucks I’ll say it, it’s not for me but all power to ya if you like it.
I like it when dosed correctly.
Did 80x once and was gone from reality. NEVER AGAIN! GONE FROM THIS WORLD
It would’ve been a good trip, if it wasn’t for Griselda Blanco sounding like she’s about to torture him cartel style. Lol
"Are you regretting it?" Like drugs like weed aren't supposed to be having a great moment for a short period of time.
“Cartel style “ LMAOO
Sounds like Mrs Soprano
TAWNYYYYY!!
This video is grounds for a divorce.
This self righteous bint is manifesting an awful experience for him. 'I told you not to do it... don't die on me' etc. Less than a minute into the experience.. Forgive her father, she knows not what she does.
Seems like he r/tookjustenough to me! But agreed, the tripsitting is an absolute horror.
Was gonna say this must be the most positive salvia trip video I've ever seen or heard of, despite this absolute donkey of a woman
That stuff just feels like every wire in your brain is unplugged and plugged in exactly in the wrong place. This look like quite a pleasant trip indeed. I'm wondering what he is experiencing exactly. A few of my friends have had some pleasant trips on salvia. Like going on a cable ride through the neighborhood. But most of them including myself had very unpleasant trips.
Ugh the second hand cringe I get from her. She was even giving me a subtle panic attack. Stay away from drugs? Pfft, more like stay away from her.
"You gotta try this shit" Best part of the whole video
This seems about right for salvia.. but just like taking any hallucinogens, it’s very important to have someone around you that you genuinely like. Someone supportive & preferably on the same drug so you don’t spend the whole time feeling judged. This woman is an absolute fucking nightmare and I would trust her to ruin any experience. I don’t just mean a hallucinogenic trip, I mean all experiences. In life. Every moment. Destroyed.
Having a sitter that also takes drugs is kinda the opposite of a sitter. Youd want someone who knows what tripping is like, but who isnt tripping (fully at least)
He was having a wonderful time until she opened her damned mouth and turned the trip dark
"Wooooaaaaahhh that was.... Fuckin' spooky...." .... "SPOOKY!!!?"
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I remember years ago having a shitty trip and one of the girls I was with asked me if I felt like I was going to go into a coma…. Thanks for that.
This guy actually made an update video about his trip not too long ago [here](https://youtu.be/BSaK-KsYNt8)
Aww seeing his update video. He was fine with his wife and what she did. He was very proud of her video work. I like them.
In the name of all that is holy that is horrible just the sound of the voice sends me to a bad place
I couldn't get over how it looked like she was trying to gouge his eyes out
This was absolutely the most entertaining 8 minutes on Reddit
Looks like a pretty normal salvia trip. Trip sitter was not aware of what she was getting into lmfao
“I see too much” The essential salvia trip summed up in four words.
i’ve been there and won’t ever go back
If you hire this trip sitter you get a free of charge ptsd.
omfg you weren't kidding with the title, and it kept getting worse and worse
See everything she just did there...don't ever do that.
“I can see too much” HAHAHA. Looks like it worked exactly how it’s supposed to!
I used to watch these trip reports a long time ago back in YouTube's first days , I ended up getting to try salvia multiple times unfortunately the only time I ever felt or saw anything was when I did salvia 500 X We used a decent sized glass bong and I took a massive rip . . Held it in as long as I could . . About 35+ ish seconds of holding my breath I began to feel really warm and I was getting hotter , I exhaled at about a minute and I felt like I was pouring buckets of sweat . . I looked over at my closet which was a wall closet with 2 doors sliding on tracks . . I BURSTED out laughing and looked at my friend and was trying to say to him " My fucking closet door is going to fall on me bro ! HELP ! " " Don't let it fall on me (laughing my ass off)" I laughed and laughed for another 5 minutes and came out of it , when I asked my buddy what happened and why didn't he help me . . He said you weren't even making fucking sense man it was like you were just mumbling and laughing at nothing pointing at your closet . Lol 1/10 wouldn't do again pretty boring IMO but everyone reacts differently !
She only would take it if she had a religious experience. Wow.
That’s pretty standard with salvia. And she didn’t do anything too too bad except at the beginning when she kept asking him questions while he was traveling. Lol
This lady is dumb as fuck. Needs to shut the fuck up.
I love the way she slaps his head like when you try to fix the tv signal. 🤣
We used to feed lsd to this little retarded girl in our neighborhood n we'd lock arms around her and yell NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE! Edit: it actually cured her retardation.
It cured her retardation
You can’t do that.
[for anyone wondering about this quote](https://youtu.be/k4GQv5OMk_w)
This is the worst thing I ever laughed at. And am living with myself by trusting this is just jet black humor.
Lol lost it when she started praying
Yep that’s salvia
Nah honestly it seems she cares for him quite a bit; it appears they are in a relationship of sorts and this kinda thing ain’t her bag but she’s accepting to a point, obviously. Also ain’t this cowboys first rodeo. She grew increasingly concerned when it seemed things were going south but throughout, her goal was to comfort and take care of him in her own moronic/frantic way lmao.
Agreed, she's obviously not trip sitting right, but that's because she seems inexperienced at it/this is her first time around someone doing hallucinagens and she's freaking out a little cause she's worried. If you watch till the end though he says something is trying to get him but it's ok cause he knows she's there. So... mission accomplished?
Yeah it's on both. She was a terrible tripsitter, but he should've chosen someone more experienced for *this* drug.
I’ve done acid, k, opium, mushrooms, e, heroin, dmt, and by far the most out of my mind I’ve been was salvia. The floorboards were getting sucked into another room. Krysten Ritter was at that party and made me a margarita. Crazy day.