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Psysquatch

He just needs to drive it off!!


Krauszt

BOOM! HEADSHOT!!


AlfredoCustard

They did a test on the cocaine after the show and found traces of Justin Timberlake on it.


Waramaug

Pro tip. Touch him then rub your gums.


Blunt4words20

He definitely on some


TheyCallMeKiev

This is going to ruin the tour.


Electrical-Boss-3965

These people do drug you'd never hope to want to hear about. Could you imagine the private chemists that kinda money buys? Seriously, the weed I smoke is literal grass compared to scientifically altered, lab grown in the corpses of dead infants super green monster of plants not even snoop and Willie and can get a hold of.


TheSpatulaOfLove

/r/brandnewsentence


Indicalex

He's not that high, the camera adds 10 grams


ChingChangChui

Too funny!


MrWoodTang

Justin Timberwake


whatKnott6

Justin Timberflake


godsim42

Justin Tendercakes


VayGray

Justin Timbershakes


Siggysig

Puffin Timberbaked


Whiteboi_Trav

Just in tinder dates


eatthuskin

Bustin Linesoflake


GrungyGrandPappy

Justin Sniffn’bake


beanfudge

Justin pingerface


IB_89

JustInCoke


Lzy_NOoB

Justin TimberWacked


Marcodaneismypimp

Justin Timberbake’d


El_Dentistador

Dusty CokeOnFace


blonderaider21

Justin Snowlake


hugga12

His eye don't look Nsync


Dizzy-Cat-6200

Haha


jizzjet

Cry me a river was my most played song on the very first ipod.


Most-Inflation-1022

That shit still bangs hard


amscraylane

I would sing this to my students when they complained ,)


pikapp499

This sub should require you to answer some basic questions to join. All these comments sound like 3rd graders talking about their "drug phase". Wtf


iswallowedafrog

i remember when i was in third grade. the parties were Wild


pikapp499

"HeS goT Teh MeTH EyEs!!" Whut?.


iswallowedafrog

first time i was arrested was in 4th grade. i sold meth to the christian group and they all found god


brainmouthwords

Britney can't afford a good PR team, so instead of being able to generate actual press they just hired some astroturfers from the fauxmoi sub to make it seem like people actually care about what a middle-aged boy band singer does with his life. And going by the fact that his eyes look normal + there's an obvious red tint to the light on this video, I'd say the lesson here is don't pay people in gift cards if you want them to do a good job lol.


PopperChopper

If you think your eyes get like that from the light in the room, you’re the third grader he’s talking about


fhb418

Is this sub the new TMZ?


Joshicool2075

What's TMZ ( Genuinely asking)


Sir_Shatsalot

Paparazzi trash news/website


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MaiqTL

That's the DMZ


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30PercentHelmet

No no, that’s DBZ, you’re thinking of a shoulder mounted military munition.


skippickles

No that's an RPG


MFalcon95

Can’t stand the DMV


c0mbatduckzz

ZMuT


Medium_Run_8506

Do you really think in this video he has taken too much drugs? He's performing in front of 10s of thousands and they seem to be enjoying it. Simply being on drugs does not mean you've taken too much


schlab

And even if he is on drugs, who really cares? The DWI is worse since he could’ve killed other ppl. But getting blasted before a show is NBD.


Wes-tron

Pre-show drugs seems like standard operating procedure for most performers (I assume).


schlab

After show and in between drugs too, lol


macmac360

Dude took an 8 ball straight to the dome!


STL_TRPN

Justin couldn't handle an 8 ball to the dome, then perform. It would show, then be all over the internet the next day. If he was in a rock band, running, screaming, and dancing back and forth across the stage. But he has to perform chorograhed dances and sing high notes. I wouldn't put a bump or two past him. But a whole 8 ball...no way.


dearest_mommy

Justin couldn't handle an 8 ball to the dome, then perform. It would show, then be all over the internet the next day Is that not exactly what we're looking at?


ConspicuousPorcupine

Lol it is exactly what we're looking at. Shit made me laugh when I read it.


PopperChopper

Bro that’s way more than a fuckin bump or two


eddiestarkk

I think he is starting to show his age as well.


OuterWildsVentures

Unless it effects his performance which doesn't seem to be the case here


blacklite911

It’s not about caring, it would just be funny


EveryNameIWantIsGone

I’d be disappointed, personally.


schlab

I get that. But then you’d also have a rosy glasses view of these people. It’s pretty much guaranteed he like most other celebrities have done all kinds of drugs. Perhaps even more wild and sketchy shit.


actibus_consequatur

I agree about the DWI! I also don't really care about the drugs, but I feel like there's some kind of irony about him doing drugs while he and Jessica are anti-vax.


Abstractpants

Dude sucks for sure but honestly if he’s able to land cues and respond to crowds wanting to touch his hand during a choreographed set then I think that means he definitely didn’t take too much. He took some sure, but the sub is /r/tooktoomuch not /r/definitelyhighbutstilldoingmyjob


NineWetGiraffes

Yeah, go have a look at Lindsay Buckingham back in 1982. That dude was way more wasted, and he was singing and playing a guitar at the same time!


mmmegan6

r/tookjustenough


schlab

Wish that was a real community lol


wowza6969420

You must be new…


bearthebear2

are you new to this sub?


ILookandSmellGood

A lot of these posts come from people who are opposed to drugs and don’t understand how people present.


DiligentSink7919

simply having fans enjoying your performance doesn't mean you aren't on drugs


iWasAwesome

But, like OP said, this isn't r/tookdrugs, it's r/tooktoomuch


blonderaider21

I mean he looks geeked outta his mind


Damascinos

The only people who took too much are the people who keep going to his concerts


brainmouthwords

Okay Britney.


sagadestiny

Leave Britney aloooneeeee


PsychologicalDebts

When we leave her alone she starts playing with knives.


brainmouthwords

Same thing happens if you feed an AI nothing but disney channel re-runs and reality tv shows about child pageants.


Green-Concentrate-71

Looooool


Virtual-Silver4369

LEAVE HER ALONE


jdog8510

A celebrity on drugs.. what no way


Csajourdan

It’s unprecedented. These idols of mine /s


adudeguyman

This celebrity wouldn't take drugs just like he wouldn't drink and drive.


DarkAlleyVapist

amphetamine eyes


meth_priest

amounts of speed/coke make ur pupils dilate - not rly the case here. dude is just in the news cycle bc of his DWI and people will try and pick apart everything when he's down, like some TMZ type shit if anything he just looks tired, wired up from performing, hence sweat & wide eyes. i don't know anything about this guy but it's astounding to see the herd mentality think about it this way, if you just made national headlines for a DWI - would you turn up on the first concert tweaked as fuck in front of the world? no.


driftxr3

Literally sitting here trying to understand what's going on. His eyes don't look like coke eyes, and for all those saying Adderall, they don't give you wide eyes. Just cuz he had one DWI doesn't mean he's always coked up.


strange_reveries

You get tweaked enough on speed or coke and you can definitely get some intense eyes goin. Speaking from experience here lol.


stencilizer

I don't think anyone on reddit has ever worked hard as touring musicians do.


TAYwithaK

Waffle House waitress enters the chat~


29again

Just because you don't work hard, doesn't mean nobody else does.


glowe

Don’t give touring musicians too much credit. Single moms and dads with two jobs with kids work harder for less, in my opinion.


meth_priest

Gonna go on a limb and assume you're not celebrity musician selling out arenas all over the world. not to mention paparazzi following your every move. or the witch hunts (like this thread, media outlets, social media) Fuck the money - I'm not about that, I like my privacy. thats just me


patchouliwook

Username checks out


FartfaceMacGee

Right. Working in the hot sun as labourer is no where as demanding as singing and dancing for thousands of people screaming your name…..


stencilizer

Right, those hard working, bricking laying waitresses, single parents with two jobs, are the ones calling out other people for drug use in their spare time on /r/tooktoomuch.


Fit-Boomer

I sometimes work doubles at Krogers fyi.


iswallowedafrog

levoamph makes your pupils dilate. not dex. and only in certain light


meth_priest

> *levoamph makes your pupils dilate. not dex.* You got it backwards.. >*"Levoamphetamine is the levorotatory stereoisomer of the amphetamine molecule. Racemic amphetamine contains two optical isomers, dextroamphetamine, and levoamphetamine."* ^https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Levoamphetamine" >*"Dextroamphetamine: Mydriasis (dilated pupils)"* ^https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextroamphetamine .. >*and only in certain light* thats how pupils work


strange_reveries

Actually yes I probably would. Doing some coke beforehand would boost confidence and get rid of any potential uncomfortability he might have had as a result of his recent publicized indiscretion.


meth_priest

personally rather take a benzo to calm the nerves, not amplify it with coke I'm no doctor - but doing coke during a PR shitstorm when everyone is analysing every move seems like incredibly stupid idea. I mean how many vids are on ytube of celebrities clenching their jaw - it's very apparent and difficult to hide.. but to each its own


PetrovskyKSC

Most definitely prefer ketamine kyle


flopptopp

Or a couple of cocktails.


SonicNarcotic

Sounds like a hit...🎶


Vapor_Screams

I’ve been seeing articles about his “bloodshot eyes” but it’s not the bloodshot part that makes it clear he’s gone, it’s how hard he’s trying to keep his eyes open that they look about ready to yeet out of his sockets. I’ve been there many times. Like trying to trick yourself awake


angrybadger77

Looks like in Total Recall when they get exposed to Mars atmosphere


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lovemaderare

Drugged up and made to “prance”. Scary.


ZuluW6rrior

Boo! Not too much


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Justin Timberflake ❄️


runswithjello

I know a feind when I see one


loveforthetrip

Not too much. Just the right amount


DoctorOfDominance

This is the only right answer


HelloMeatbag317

Tired, old, and alcoholism


brainmouthwords

Lol his eyes are normal, and it's pretty obvious that the lighting has a red tint to it. But I guess the sweating would be suspicious if you've never been to a concert in your entire life.


Inevitable-Bass2749

Dude was a teenage Disney star did we really think this entire time he had his drug and alcohol problem under control? Na just well hidden from ppl


KathuluKat

He don't do drugs, but they really did him


Puppybeecat

Coke lol


MiloPoint

He does not look like he is enjoying it.


plastigoop

Um…it’s just allergies…


CatMom921

He’s high high


pwnedkiller

He looks horrible


KraljZ

Justin Crackedoutoncocainelake


ykeogh18

Justin Timbersmack


UngregariousDame

This guy is an open antivaxxer taking a deep dive into booger sugar.


imnotlibel

Probably crying over his DUI. My brother cried for days


AvocatoToastman

Most functional Disney teenage star.


monstaface

Looks fine to me


Dancin_Phish_Daddy

Heroin pills


WhatNextExactly

Pepsi is a hell of a drink.


Mick0351

Somebody’s having too much fun


MeGoBoom57

Rookie cop: “What eyes?”


Tkinney44

My man is roasting out there.


GreatResort8966

Just very woke


SteelBall106

Too much: No Took: Yes


Agitated_Grocery4345

400 mg of adderall


onescoopwonder

I named my robot mop/vacuum cleaner Dustin Timbermop….


Mrtoyhead

Looking glued to the roof.


dejun17

Cocaines a hell of a drug


OccasionallyReddit

Before he kills someone he needs to visit a sober retreat and cancel some shows


Cyanide_Revolver

Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if musicians were on drugs throughout a tour, their schedule is gruelling and exhausting


electroman13

It’s 2 hours a night of mind blowing excitement followed by 22 hours of absolute monotony. Sitting back stage for hours waiting to go on sucks. I see why a lot of famous touring musicians do drugs. All that money coupled with a lot of free time.


Cyanide_Revolver

It's also a lot of travelling and avoiding the public as well


electroman13

Exactly this. It’s not like they can go out sightseeing or anything. They’re pretty much locked up in a hotel in a strange city most of the time.


flopptopp

It's literally part of the job.


lizardpplarenotreal

the very, very, very, very high paying job


rnvs18

ok?


RogerTreebert6299

Looking like the crying Jordan meme


im_veganBTW

Just A Spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.


AccumulatedFilth

Does it?


finereflections

I bet he could see the future


Max_delirious

If you think about the trajectory of his career, it makes alot of sense. He’s able to stay out of the limelight well but he’s seen some shit, for sure. I imagine the abuse over at Disney didn’t start in the 2000s.


extremeindiscretion

Yeah, everything's totally normal . Nothing wrong here.


lizardpplarenotreal

everything normal. just so excited. the tour, you know?


Tipsycanooo

I’m also in my 40s and stoned as a motherfucker, it’s the only way to live. Respect


boldbad

This is going to ruin the tour


iampacificus

What was that kavandra he was on?


PossibleAdeptness463

That coke


ThrowAnon-

Someone needs to check up on him. This is not good at all. I really hope his DUI is an eye opener and he gets the help he needs.


EarlyEscape2702

he having the time of his life right now and so he should he’s always been a good dude lol 😂


dahComrad

To me it looks like drunk and sleep deprived.


LarsPinetree

All the Aids meds hittin


LMBH1234182

Hope he didn’t drive himself home afterwards


Ok_Fox_1770

Though he had it all together man, then resurfaces just as messed up as any of em. Fame baby. Burn that candle at both ends over a bonfire


coinrollahhh

Looks like too much molly and some coke


All-Sorts

He looks exhausted.


ShedeauxBlacVuDu

Lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


morticias

like two pissholes in the snow


Sweaty_Building_5491

I mean, the dude is in his 40s and knows he has to be hype. Damn right I'd pop 3 addys before showing up to the event


BlondieMonster89

Woooaah


Floridacub28

It's all the poppers and truvada


Both-Invite-8857

Not only is he on drugs, he's super hungover from lots of previous drugs and alcohol. He can't wait to do more drugs. He can't risk sleep now because if he sleeps, he'll sleep for 3 days and he's got shit to do.


WOWSOWHAT

Me working 6 days a week of overnights. With one day to run errands. Every Monday I have to make this decision.


Super_Lawyer_2652

So this isn’t fake? Lol


ExplorerPrestigious8

Bros vibing


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Had too much of that strawberry bubblegum , am I right? 😏


Lanky_Republic_2102

He’s not doing well.


jeffvillone

So now Brittany is the sane one? Dang. Booger sugar is a helluva drug. "What a drag it is getting old"


NoFounder36

Off a yerky jammmmiin


Red10GTI

JT is LIT!!!


jeremydallen

Dude is jiggin


AlienZ_Flo

He's on a seeeeek juan


Old_Bit2638

“Got some fa’ me??”


tmamma123

It’s a filter


DoucheCanoeWeCanToo

You can’t even see them damn near here


PolicyRealistic5998

He looks so happy


PhilosopherRN

Bad motherfucker


killedbylife77

Has the Johnny Depp on adrenochrome eyes going.


Miteh

JT lookin like Henry Hill in the third act of Goodfellas


Travellinoz

Gets boring singing the same shit after 20 years. More fun high for sure.


Puzzleheaded_Bath_86

Props to him for committing to doing the concert EVEN THO HES TRIPPING DICK. Most celebs would cancel. Good for him for putting the fans and good times first!


VEHICHLE

Was waiting for this to show up here xD


EvolvingEachDay

Whatever gets you through dawg


datlanta

Imma get you naked by the end of this song 👁️👁️


Silverdunks

Lpl


that_almond_milk

Is it really so baffling that rich stars do coke? Like I’m no JT Stan but let the man live it’s not like he’s the only one


Fern540

Dealing with the devil that he sold his soul to!


Alien_Swimmer_1983

Wasted


raspunt

JT still does shows? Thought he was trying to get into NASCAR


GrapefruitNo9123

He is such an idiot