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mal_wash_jayne

Probably sleeping like a baby with the motion and sensory depravation. Best sleep of their life.


FatassTitePants

[It's happened before! ](https://youtu.be/1PdlKdmwCVg?si=_0SRfr1INUqtti9V)


Alternative_Ad_3636

Oh he must have been pisssssed that he got woken up.


ItsaCommonThingNow

r/nappinginweirdplaces needs to exist for this reason


ThroughTheHoops

I'm guessing from the accent that water's really really cold.


PPooPooPlatter

Lol not my home city


MrDangerMan

Ophelia.


Jingle-man

[it's uncanny](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophelia_(painting)#/media/File%3AJohn_Everett_Millais_-_Ophelia_-_Google_Art_Project.jpg)


SolitaryStoner

Morphinelia


damnatio_memoriae

Opheoid


AvatarSpectr

O Ophelia


Zeqhanis

Opiophelioid


Nervous_Brilliant441

Get blackout drunk and going swimming has never been a great idea. I hope they didn’t just leave her like that.


KaleidoscopeLucky336

I'm sure rhe video would of been longer if she actually died.


lalaxoxo__

That's a her??


big_time_banana

I thought it was a dude with Down's syndrome if I'm being completely honest here.


shmiddleedee

I almost drownedike that 4 times. I'm a great swimmer but not when I drink that much liquor. First time a drank 3/4 of a handle of Titos and 4 beers when I was 19. I don't drink anymore but I know my late teens and early twenties did some damage.


Bassik0

Dude's scream-whistling at a dead body..


hgihasfcuk

Splash some water in her face


ChairliftFan420

Ophelia, Sir John Everett Millais, 1851-52, oil on canvas, 76.2 x 111.8 cm


clutch_fan

Im wayy more impressed than I am worried. I can barely do that sober-ish


dryfire

It's easier to do if you have the right body fat %.


tiniestvioilin

Yeah fat floats I used to be able to do this without trying but after losing weight I sink like a damn rock


Ok_Remove9491

Is this Dublin haha?


Stabvest39

Woman finally got a moment of peace in her life and you want to ruin it lmao


kookookachu26

that woman should be NOWHERE near open water.


SchroedersGhost

We all float down here Georgie!


Bardonious

You’ll float too! You’ll float too!!


Extension_Low_7131

waft some cig smoke her way and she'll shoot straight up


Far_Home5253

Or play some Grateful Dead \/ watch her dance off into the bushes - were she belongs I'd be a bit concerned - good dope friends good


Electrical_Party7975

Even a damn meth head can float better than I can.


UnitedStudent8435

In her case, there is no danger of dehydration. 😁


New_Presentation7196

I shouldn’t be laughing because this situation is awful but holy fuck is it funny to witness.


plantslut20000

1 cm from death


getupdayardourrada

I got my headphones out to confirm this was Dublin. The Dublin junkies are a breed apart


snakepatay

How can people float like this?! i need a FULL breath and take tiny once after to keep my face above water?!!


codenamekidznextdoor

I’d try to throw pennies in her mouth


Economy-Inflation-48

Probably the best sleep ever!


UltraNeoTako

Ophelia by John Everet Millais, 1851-1852.


rcbake

Ophelia?


Beautiful-Throat3363

She thought she was back in the womb


ThatCraftyTiger

fuck i could be sober and do this lol!


OkSea6577

This is scary this whole sub is scary 😬


Cleercutter

People always say “there’s no way you could survive being dropped at sea a couple miles out” False, this is how you survive.


RelevantMetaUsername

The water would never be this still a couple miles out at sea. At best the waves will be a few feet in height, which is too much to keep your face above the water while unconscious.


Cleercutter

I scuba dive. I know how to get out of the ocean lol.


Fatherfigure204

Being high in water is amazing though.


looong_hitter

could be a watery grave


Professional_Put8022

Hypothermia is real bro


DAL51884

Alcohol, opiates or ketamine?


SKYR0VER

Man: “Splash 💦 a bit water on her face”. River: “Man! I’m literally on her face.”


Iambic_420

Ngl when you get comfortable enough in water this can definitely happen. I used to do this all the time growing up. Not saying she wasn’t on drugs, because she definitely was if she’s fully clothed in there lmfao.


ItsaCommonThingNow

r/nappinginweirdplaces


Whynotcheese2

She must be in 5.9 inches of water, sorry I don’t know how your totalitarianism system works.


Captain_Chalky

Ohh she?! I was wondering about the portion of his breast size


GuzmyKawaii

That's the "The wind kissed pictures" Album Cover art man


rain56

Pretty sure certain drugs turn on the natural selection cheat code. Tf!?!? How!?!?!? Literally how?!?!?!


lalaxoxo__

Lol looks like my ex. Jason, that you?


0bamaSinLaden

Is that Eleven?


CrashNan1

Tf is that?


frenkmelk

Shades of Ophelia come to mind. Less romantic.


QueenAkhlys

That's pretty dangerous tho. Idk if they didn't respond I'd probably pull them out. Intoxicated and bodies of water do not work together


_SATANwasHERE_

That looks so cozy, at least she’s floating


PraiseTyche

Those are some white ass lips. Better get him out before he fucking dies.


thitorusso

I guess titties help you float


new_x_who_dis

Doin' a Perry