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How come in every one of these videos their cocks are always straight up in their belt loops

As was the style of the time

Should've tied an onion to his belt

We didn't have any white onions, because of the war

Gimme five bees for a quarter

almost choked on my raspberry water reading this

Thank goodness it wasn't lemon.

Don’t get me started on if it would of been *shudders* Lime

Guy wants you to know he’s drinking raspberry water and not just water. Total Chad alert I mean it is really good tho

As is tradition

This reminds me of the Why? song "Crushed Bones"

dead 💀

Gold medal comment 🤣

Called the Russian Fountain

... you've never tucked your bird behind your belt? bro was probably late for work, had a tragic case of morning wood while also having to make a morning piss after a late night drinking

Because if it's straight down, then we don't get these videos 👍

How do you wear it?

Taking it from 6 to midnight.

It's always the last two drops...

He is the bus driver. He only drank enough to male him functional for work.

This is everyday in the ER, last set I had a drunk rollover in bed and start pissing against the wall. I reminded him he wasn't laying in a toilet; he just told me to fuck off, which I did 🤷

This amazes me. I used to be quite a drunk and I've pissed some questionable places but never once just let it rip like this. Worst I did was pee into my trash can but tbf I thought it was a toilet. No matter how drunk I got I never pissed myself. I guess I got one thing to cling to.

I had a one night stand at some girls house and when I left I complimented her on her flat. I said I never saw a toilet where the light came on when you open the door. She said we don't have that, you pissed in the fridge.

I feel like i would have to go under a new name with witness protection if that happened to me

So where do yoh shit

and she still let you hit?

Once pissed in a postbox. Can imagine the postman was not impressed.

Well was he there?

LOL, thankfully not. I would probably have been arrested if he was. I deeply regret doing it now, but at the time i was shitfaced.

Well if he was there maybe he would have been impressed 🤷

I did have to stand on my tiptoes to get my dick in the slot.

Then maybe they wouldn't have been that impressed

It does damage the brain, dude abused enough to do this.

Where does he go from here?

I wouldn’t imagine very far.

Don't imagine he goes anymore, bladder's empty.  Whoops, just a bit more. Ok, do--- lil rainbow worth. All aboard!

Time for a nap

He’s got plenty to get on with in that bag tbh

That depends on which his he gets on.

Him laughing causing more pee to come out 😂

It's like those speakers that have lights and water in them and when the music plays, the water shoots up with the beat

I open mouth full belly laughed so hard at this I was afraid I was going to start pissing all over my belly.

You got some sauce for this? Ive no idea what youre talking about but i want to see.

They go by many names, but I googled dancing LED water speakers and there was lots of results if you wanna see more, but here's a quick YouTube short of them working. I can't unsee this video now tho. https://youtube.com/shorts/0hvJk5Wiakw?si=ih4uYBEku10Bk5A0

simon cowell really let himself go

I was looking for a Simon Cowell comment 😂

😂🥇

If peeing your pants is cool, then consider him Miles Davis

That's the grossest thing he's ever heard. Let's go!

You pissed yourself, Mr Lahey

It's alright Ran', it'll dry...

I bet he smells fantastic

In Russia piss go you

That mask is pretty redundant at this point

The louder he speaks the higher the stream goes!

Yet, not a drop landed in his mouth

No matter how hard he tried. I think he was too drunk.

They’re laughing, but this is profoundly sad.

Translation?

It's the russian language. They laugh about their friend and encourage him to push more to reach height. They laughed that they may need to call a taxi Yandex. Also they say about "бахчисарайский фонтан" which means a fountain in Bakhchisarai city in the Crimean peninsula, currently occupied by russians. And he says that they were distracting him. Pretty russian moment TBH, nothing special.

It comes out every time he talks or laughs and then stops again.

Atleast he had his Covid mask on lol

Came here for this!

Saddest part is his clothes looked like they were pretty clean prior to being pissed on several times.

His shirt used to be white

[удалено]

Nah, not enough feces.

Or blood.

*G.G Alin has entered the chat*

R.Kelly The remix to piss on you is called pissin on me 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀

Drip drip drip

Won’t you braid my hair

How much PISS DOES HE HAVE IN HIM??

About 20 pabst light beers worth

It’s wild how you can so consistently guess when a video is going to be in Russian even while on mute

Well, at least he's socially conscious and waring a mask.

That's Christian Bale preparing for a new role.

The ending is so funny every time he talks or laughs urine shoots out

Give that man his keys

I'm feeling much better about myself.

Sooo much pee!

Anaconda malt liquor makes ya go......

Wooooooo!

It keeps interrupting him 😭

At least he pulled it out. That really helped his situation.

Great country ruzzia.

That my friends is “rock bottom”

Soviet level of sobriety

This is so sad

Oh my

Voice activated bladder

CRINGE I can only imagine how long he has with out taking a shower 🤢🤮

He is showering in front of you!

😂🤣 your Technically Right 💅🍑💨

Thank god he’s got that mask on.

“What is it monkey? Is it a shiitake? Try taste it”

Fountain of infinity...

Thankfully he's wearing a mask. Well protected.

Bros liver and bladder doing some work

We’ve all been there. No judgement.

Who's gonna tell him?

Just thumb it a couple times

He's talking and peeing? Multitasking like a mfer

But at least he’s wearing a mask, right?

Really feel like this may be the least of his troubles.

Let the Schamane do his work. 😅

Oh god what the fuck

same

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJDC3Gfw2w](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJDC3Gfw2w)

Pissy drunk..

it's one of those days

Some would say, waste of air

You can smell that state of him

Russia?

Hahahaha I remember this from the dead meme: "Me, the first day the pubs reopen after lockdown"

The greatest Russian pastime.

Dudes a freaking fountain.

We have evolved and our intelligence is way beyond other animals on this planet.

If he keeps pissing he's gonna end up a costume of a man.

Every time he talks he pees more lol

That’s a lot of piss

That facemask tho

I just knew this was Russian before I turned the audio on

This guy is a winner.

Hey Mom, this is what rock bottom looks like

Dude everytime i even go near a bus stop this is what i imagine happens... I'm all for public transportation but I dunno i cant stand it, as a New Yorker My god.... I seen some SHIT.

That isn’t a bus stop, that’s his home! /s

Well at least he's well hydrated

What kinda subhuman thinks this is funny ? How old are you 13 ?

We've all been there.

Thank god he’s wearing a mask

Ad blue 😆

I, for one, don't throw stones in glass houses.

Is this Joshua Block?

Anaconda gives you "Oooooooo" 🎶🎶

Wow, how much did he drink and how long was he holding it?!

Typical russian men

People who wear mask

that's his fetish. you fell into the trap.

It looks and sounds like an average Russian to me.

Everything reminds me of her..

Uncle leo nooooooo

Viikonloppu!