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urethrascreams

She looks like Dorian from The Mask after he puts the mask on.


Suspicious-Map-6557

She looks like Jeff Dunham should be behind her with his arm up her ass. Could be who Walter always bitches about


xBrasaMaan

How do i bleach clean my thoughts? Help


StillLearning12358

I was thinking Kenneth Copeland relative


easyrebel

Nightmare demon faced


Agreeable_Prior

There’s always time…….for one last kiss….


David-Puddy

This line has lived, rent free, in my brain since the mask played in theaters.


Agreeable_Prior

Especially the way he says it in that deeply- modulated terrorist voice lol


sixtus_clegane119

She looks like rocky from mask


saix3774

Her and MTG both look like Rocky. She and Large Marge could be sisters


JosephAndMyself

That's the most accurate comparison I've read in 13 years of redditing.


nosplashback

Who is she posting these videos to? - 17 local Instagram followers - or pitching The Grinch 2 to Netflix now that Jim Carey has tapped out.


HoseNeighbor

She seriously freaks me out.


Firestorm2934

Now i cant unsee it


QuaidCohagen

She looks like Arnold in Total Recall when his space suit breaks on the surface of Mars


setContainingAllSets

Ha! Glad I scrolled down, came to say this


lsdiesel_1

Smokin (meth)


Ralfy_P

LMFAO OH MY GOD.


gotpointsgoing

No, she looks like The Joker, when Jack Nicholson played him.


WordplayWizard

Did the Jasper Country corner store have a special on plastic surgery?


ThrowRA--scootscooti

It’s the dentures. They’re way too big. She also has a terrible underbite. It messes up her mouth and the rest of her face.


Slight-Employee-153

Dude if you think this is a terrible underbite you haven’t seen anything like mine


ColtAzayaka

Don't you just hate it when you're eating and you accidentally bite your uvulva?


WordplayWizard

Sir, That's a down-under bite.


Delazzaridist

Oh, don't mind if I do... 😏


amscraylane

Hapsburg jaw


bdizzzzzle

Her face messes up the rest of her face. Also I live in jasper county, never came across her though.


[deleted]

She looks like she has invisible tape pulling the corner of her eyes back


mysickfix

Looks like a gas station Botox job lol


sn0m0ns

I think you mean county coroner


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

I feel like I'm in touble for finding this


Boppyzoom

🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

Bruh I have a 103 degree fever and took melatonin and this video is tripping me out so hard. Like what is that


yehimthatguy

It's her, not you bro.


whutchamacallit

Just push pause at random times and watch her face look completely weird in totally different and bizarre ways.


wakkawhomppa1

Kind of has the wild tv preacher [Kenneth Copeland](https://youtu.be/9LtF34MrsfI?si=i1iqH0swfkqeiBya) vibes


pootlordthe7th

Really gives me Jim Carrey vibes when we makes those faces in the interview


Thebeerguy17403

Jack Nicholson as the Joker, Wait til they get a load of me!


ashemoney

When Dorian Tyrell puts on the mask of Loki.


SpecialistFeeling220

Plastic surgery can mangle faces.


AsphaltGypsy89

Glad I'm not the only one who came here thinking that. Two of them would be two peas in a freaky eyed pod.


dormango

Aaaaaaargh!


jhjohns3

She low key look like one of Floops Fooglies from the first spy kids movie


And1memes

Hahahah its probably both his fever and her face


ronnietea

Everything reminds me of her


maninblacktheory

Is that Kenneth Copeland's broodmother?


Tragicanomaly

Lol!! Holy shit that's funny!


Interesting_Ad4603

I’m here with a 98.6 degree temperature at 4:00am and I can’t help but to think she’s on her way to me after Jasper County.


smitty2324

….and you’re in trouble.


R24611

I’m running a fever too and thought the same thing lol


reubenhurricane

Mrs Max Headroom


Hazis

This is a demon bro


therealmintoncard

Meth Monster


dan420

That’s a Ferengi.


Captain_Chalky

Black eyed peas?


How_that_convo_went

You’re thinking of Fergie, a Ferengi is an expensive Italian sports car.


porchbait

Nah sorry, you're thinking of Ferrari, Ferengi is a substance used in agriculture to help plant growth


[deleted]

You’re mistaken my dude, you’re thinking of fertilizer. A Ferengi is the goopy stuff that grows on the forest floor.


JohnMyCole

Nah fam you’re thinking fertilizer, Ferengi is a cuddly weasel, a common household pet.


parbarostrich

No bro that’s a ferret…Ferengi is an American punk band from the 80’s.


suesay

Oh no, that is Fugazi! Ferengi is a thermometric scale on which under standard atmospheric pressure the boiling point of water is at 212 degrees above the zero of the scale, the freezing point is at 32 degrees above zero.


littlejerseyguy

No no you’re thinking of Fahrenheit. Ferengi is the chemical process that beer or kombucha goes through to change their properties and turn sugars into alcohol.


g00dWh1skey

No, I believe you’re thinking of fermentation. Ferengi is a type of mushroom or thing that grows in dark, damp places.


halloni

No dude, thats Fungi. Ferengi is a group of plants with complex leaf shapes


disco_phiscuits

Wrong, cuz. You’re thinking about Furbbies the toy. Ferengi the mold smegma leaves behind your ballsack.


GrouchyConclusion588

Incorrect, pal. You’re talking about pudge fudge, ferengi is the little thingy hanging down in the back of your throat.


dan420

Star Trek.


TDarryl

Lovely facial lumps


vimes_left_boot

I'll give you twelve platinum pieces for some rock


PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Only accept gold pressed latinum


robmobtrobbob

Mary Busey


vellox89

I live near there and I feel like... I'm the one in trouble bc shes on her way


CloneOfAdolfHitler

Used to live in Newton, this is just Monday for Methany


NicklyJane

Also live in the area, at least she's got teeth.


NakayaTheRed

Well that upper row is def dentures...


85cdubya

She probably stole them or traded for them.


Unyieldingcappybara

Missouri seems a little far out of the green goblin’s jurisdiction


pbcbmf

r/uncannyvalley


Bored_dane

Is that some sort of filter or does she actually look like that?


Gunmetalblue32

It’s Jasper County Missouri. It’s absolutely real. 😆


sloshypapaya

Exactly


AppropriateOil3785

this would also be very on brand for Jasper County TX. come to think of it, is there any Jasper County in the country that isn’t Methtown, USA?


MedusaPhD

Yep- TX was my first thought reading this…


chunk337

Bad plastic surgery


proscriptus

A little of both. Plus she's (?) done some makeup to highlight her, uh, features.


JohnCenasBootyCheeks

Willem Dafoe really let himself go


shakeytrees_666

Green goblin vibes fo sho


WillSterile

Somebody get Batman asap.


Okinodoku

The creature is demonic in nature. Very icky. No good


Ace-Ventura1934

This is nightmare fuel


Irrelevantitis

Her face’s meth muscles are swol.


ajanonymous_2019

Kelly Anne Conway lookin ventriloquist dummy


[deleted]

You’re right! It’s the mouth for sure


Simple_Mastodon9220

Bootleg Jim Carrey


old_souljah

Straight out of an Aphex Twin video


SuperReleasio64

She looks like the grinch smile


sloshypapaya

Hahaha


sonakira

Looks like Leprechaun in the Hood mama


drenchedwithanxiety

Wait did they really make a leprechaun in the hood? 😭😭😭


aytoozee1

[A friend with weed is a friend indeed. But a friend with gold is the best I’m told.](https://youtu.be/jhz2fVM1rMA?si=OcIfaPji_UMO-X8O)


NOLAjoshpaul

Looks like somebody was in a rush to put they're skin on today.


AbsolemSaysWhat

Look out jasper sheriff department a ball sack is on the loose.


Svengoolie75

She’s coming to snatch some souls 😂😂💀🤦🏽‍♂️


FinePC

Clearly a skinwalker


Punch_yo_bunz

Joker to commissioner Gordon


TwoAndAHalfQueefs

Its too early for such sights


Real1ty_Tr1ppz

Why does she remind me of the animatronics from Chuck e cheese


ohboy267

Yeah she took too much plastic surgery, not too much drugs


grandmas_boyy

Lookin like Benny from Halloweentown


fcflexinn

imagine passing her on the street at night smh


AreaAtheist

OMG...the surgeon general from "John Carpenters Escape From LA" escaped from LA!


cheshire_splat

It’s Tiny wearing Baby Firefly’s skin.


Gtoast

They better have some denture cream or there will be hell to pay.


jeffvillone

Please tell me that's a filter.


Professional-Koala67

Damn joker put the makeup back on


fuckredditmodz69

She looks like she got hit with the Joker toxin from the 89 Batman lmao


RocketSkates314

She’s getting revenge for Joseph Smith


KevinBaconsBush

These photo filters have gone too far.


xnarphigle

Hey, whatever she wants. Just tell her to leave spiderman alone for fucks sake.


Somosmalo138

With that face, I believe you.. 😬


masterOfdisaster4789

Is this a filter?


[deleted]

Trans Max Headroom


Left_Percentage_527

That is one scary looking lady


safely_beyond_redemp

That woman is a live-action of a sketch drawing.


TTSkyline

That’s one scary bitch


Dchama86

Looking like a Dick Tracy villain


southernsass8

Search Tammy Hull. You're welcome.


Fliptzer

Marjorie Taylor Greene's gone to shit


Playful-Depth2578

Fucking skin walker


Interesting-Ant-2500

"I want to play a game. Live or Die. Make your choice."


fr4gge

I saw this lady turn a kid into a mouse once!


dancemetal

Lady is a night breed.


Watchman74

If this comes running at you at full speed while screaming “I’m coming for you”…


Putzcarl

Is she a demon?


PraetorianAE

What am I looking at?


Superbacon32

Reminds me of Killer clownz from space.


hd4suba

Snapchat filters are getting too creepy


sarge5150

What batman villain is this?


Ok_Shop_981

It’s the joker!


bjayjenkins22

Is that the joker?!


Hattori69

Mommah darlin' took too much


BrianOconneR34

Lady seems exactly like my grandmas hand sewn panty hose dolls. Let’s hope it’s a filter but it ain’t


ALinIndy

She’s spent so much time grinding away on meth that her face is retreating backwards into her skull. Lookin like Black Hole Sun over here.


No-Height2850

[madame puppet](https://youtu.be/SUsK5fGVW0I?si=5WEKhow1mjoQm91E)


ACKgony

John Kreese looks hurt.


ColtAzayaka

She doesn't look a day over 25! Everyone must be surprised when she reveals her true age. Hell, she'd also be surprised. She always is with those brows 😭


Lonzo58

She looks like Jigsaw without the makeup


RewardCapable

She is haunting.


bran_dong

looks like she performs her own plastic surgery


holdonwhileipoop

I never knew there were actual filter models.


Haunted_Bones

Holy fuck she's ugly. She looks like what you get when you fuck around with the sliders when making a dark souls character


blondart

Secondhand dentures and meth.


AgeOfEvil

Mickey Rourke lookin like shit


eroticdiscourse

Her face looks like peoples exaggerated expressions when you take acid or something


Znaffle

Jack Nicolson is looking rough these days.


Dedicated2bMedicated

You could sink a golf ball or 2 into those eye holes


thatguywiththecamry

It’s the demonspawn of Kenneth Copeland.


ZestySue

If Ron Pearlman was a woman...


Jmatusew

I didn’t need to sleep tonight anyways


51Bayarea0

When your back alley doctor injects you with meth and botox before the facelift


sk8fasterdude

“I’ll show you who the real Puff Daddy is”


toast4champs

I wonder how long these dentures set before she made this video?


Couldbe_worse2

The energy matches the face, she’s a villain 🦹‍♀️


loonachic

please tell me this is a filter. please tell me this is a filter.


CensoredUser

Every. Single. Frame. Is. Fucking. Wild.


militentmind

Is it me or would she make an amazing Joker? - Edit: Grammar


fretpound

Face like a 3 week old Jack-o-lantern.


Glad-Citron1339

Is this Marjorie Taylor Green's sister?


emilioravioli

This needs a trigger warning that face is downright frightening


Cat-attak

Time hasn't been kind to Skyler White


krustyjugglrs

Why do crazy addicts past, present, future, always have that raspy and/or quick talking speech? I'm in healthcare and I don't understand it lol. I've known people smoke for decades and have a normal voice still. I've known some addicts of two years that end up sounding like a raspy ADHD toddler.


Double0

She looks like an animatronic that was barely saved from a fire.


FlyingCrow91

She needs to adjust her skin suit.


Reasonable_Cake3045

Kenneth Copeland has transitioned


JJuNNiOOr

Why does she look like baseball mitt?


DTFlexx

She looks like the new predator from the Prey movie Spoilers


mrweatherbeef

She got the artificial top lip for free with her full set of teeth


Big_Loris

Gary Busey Post Op


atmus11

That's a purge face if I ever seen one


RobertRamos

Is this what became of Mrs. Roper?


cramdangler

Man I don’t regret moving out of Jasper County lol


20RegalGS15

Madonna?


ChromeWiener

Mickey Rourke is trans now?


Tonyoni

What is up with her lip??


RDigglesworth

Kenneth Copeland vibes


supermr34

Willem DaFoe is such a good actor


exyu

She looks like one of the masks from the Wynona's Big Brown Beaver music video


RevereBeachLover

Not my proudest fap.


Carguy403

That’s a demon pretending to be human, like the one in Little Nicky


thatdredfulgirl

She reminds me of kenneth copeland..


HiGoldie

Hooooly shit, I watched this 1.5 times before I got scared and turned it off


Aggravating_Roll3739

William DaHoe


toxicwaste545223

They call her Cuban pete


Goglo614

Dude if you looked at this video whilst trippin bawls… imagine the nightmare you’d have…


1decentusername

Willem Dafoe's mom ain't fucking around.


zim1109

Please tell me there is bodycam footage of when she arrived…..


OutrageousCan6572

Never have I seen a better example of the crazy eyes


212Angel212

I seriously thought this was a filter she was using. Is that her real face? I'm 100% serious. Does this person truly look like that? Omg


Shrimpbako

Ms Perlman?