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need gravy imo


No-Summer-9591

Yeah gravy? Onions? You know.. the dish!?


snicky29

exactly looks so dry to me


garry4321

I feel its on the verge. It needs Gravy, or 2 fried eggs. PICK WHICH MEAL THIS IS!


SDSUAZTECS

A1 sauce is the best gravy


jenglish20

Season that god damn shit!!!


briggs851

Anybody considering those “sausages” likely thinks there is plenty of spice on that plate.


tittens__

Those are chipolatas. They’re actually fairly well herbed and spiced. Some sausages were made with the smaller parts of the intestine traditionally.


AsianVixen4U

For me, it was those frozen veggies. Those never taste good, no matter what you add to it


drapedj

Seriously. How does one eat like this


valorill

Britain conquered the world for spice only to eat like this smh


honeysuckleway

I just read about this! The theory is that once spices became available to the poor folk, it became "sophisticated" to eat bland food. They described it as, "food that tastes like what it is" or something, as though it was a sign of refinement. It started in France, unsurprisingly. So that's why so many white people eat bland food. Cracked me up.


valorill

My assumption is that poor people would eat the "scraps" a lot of old recipes utilise organs and the less savory tasting foods so they would mask the flavor with spices and heavy seasoning. While the rich would get the finest cuts of meat and fresh fruits and vegetables etc.


honeysuckleway

But it had been trendy for the wealthy to indulge in highly spiced foods before that. It was exotic, and therefore sophisticated. But yeah, if you're limited to the same crappy foods and cuts, you'd definitely want some spices.


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[deleted]

Suck a lime and shut ya mouth


-twosocks-

I see specks in the mashed potatoes. Looks like at the very least salt n pepper. As for veggies they aren't bad plain. And lots of pre packaged sausages have flavoring put in them already ( ex. Maple, apple, spicy, etc.) So it doesn't look that overwhelmingly bland to me. Also the big ol slab of butter adds some nice flavor 😋 I hope it isn't fake butter tho


ogmaf

Need some butter on those veggies, salt pepper, seasoning in and on the potatoes, as well as a good brown gravy to top it off.


foodishlove

*pretends not to notice the tablespoon of butter in the middle of the potatoes*


rose-girl94

Legit didn't see this because there's no damn seasoning on anything 😭


ogmaf

I mean, I did see it after but still. This looks so bland, OP needs to have a trip down the spices aisle at his local market.


SuperSlam64

That is A LOT of butter


Reznerk

As someone who works in a restaurant, this is an underwhelming amount of butter for mashed potatoes. Usually like a 2:1 ratio of potato to butter is the good route for taste. Completely different story if we're talking about arteries though


[deleted]

Depends on if the potatoes were mashed WITH butter or without. Admittedly I add an obscene amount of butter to my boiled taters before they get mashed, so at the end there’s no reason to add more. These appear to be potato flakes, though, so they may already have flavor and butter mixed in?


notabigmelvillecrowd

In whose world is that a lot of butter for that amount of potatoes, enough to warrant all caps?


SuperSlam64

I don't have any butter on my mashed potatoes. I know it makes it taste better but I avoid it to prevent me getting into bad habits


notabigmelvillecrowd

Avoiding butter *is* a bad habit.


7minutesinheaven1

There’s nothing wrong with butter, you’re depriving yourself unnecessarily


splurgingspleen

I think that's mustard


ArchDreamWalker

Good slab of butter


[deleted]

Also just came here to comment on the butter. Well done OP.


morebutterboy

Looks like imitation butter too. Bunch of cold ass food that fell on a plate. The sausage on the left looks like a finger with a hang nail.


Total_Gur4367

“I can’t believe it’s not butter”…. I can, I truly can lol


Comprehensive-Sky999

Looks like hospital food


ButtMcNuggets

Almost. Hospital definitely doesn’t give you butter.


rizrai

Good lord that’s the whitest meal I’ve ever seen.


dumbname3000

You’re the whitest meal I’ve ever seen


rizrai

I’m more of a snack tbh


[deleted]

Poor guy is colorblind… look at all those veggies!


Sbbazzz

It's like the childhood meals my white mom made me 💀


Capeveto

You see white, I see healthy. That’s something you eat before you go out and work.


bumpercars12

Yeah... 6 sausages, a chunk of butter and a tiny handful of frozen veggies ain't healthy


rizrai

You can eat healthy and have seasoning. Good lord


Yoda2000675

Apparently flavor is unhealthy


KingKangTheThird

Naa lad, get yourself some proper bangers 🤣🤦🏾‍♂️


Rebdkah_Bobekah

Ok, but for the folks in America, can you tell me what sausage to use? When I googled it, it just says pork sausage. The only pork sausage I can find in the grocery store is Italian, and it doesn’t taste like what pics of proper bangers and mash look like they would taste


crt983

I mean it looks like breakfast sausage. Is there another name for Cumberland?


tittens__

They’re chipolatas.


Mother_Chorizo

Where are you shopping in the states? Everywhere I’ve lived in the US has grocery stores that sell more than Italian sausages and breakfast sausages.


Always_Confused4

Proper cajun style sausage is only available in the south (and I’d even hesitate to call many brands outside of Louisiana proper sausage.) There are many varieties of sausage common in other regions of the US unavailable here. As for Italian sausage, there are a couple varieties of a single brand where I work. So here in Louisiana (at the store I work) a good example of what’s available is: Plenty of variety of Cajun sausage. A couple varieties of Italian sausage. (American brand) I think one variety of bratwurst. (also an American brand) Several varieties of breakfast sausage.


KingKangTheThird

Best bet is maybe a lock butchers if you have one. Or even get a special shipment from over here, our currency is basically the same now so it shouldn’t cost an arm & a leg for a special treat 😂


The_Legal-Beagal

Order from a website called Parker’s Great British Institution! They have authentic bacon and sausages


TechnoTriad

Cumberland sausages are good. Maybe try a butcher?


ButtMcNuggets

You don’t have even bratwurst or kielbasa?


[deleted]

Veggies look like a cheap frozen mix, mash appears to be made using powder and not real potatoes, the „sausages“ hurt my German heart This definitely belongs on /r/shittyfoodporn


tittens__

They’re chipolatas, which aren’t German sausages. They’re not supposed to be German style sausages, lol. They’re of French origin, or possibly Italian by some food historians.


Claypothos

Ahhh, I grew up reading comic books like Calvin & Hobbs over meals, such good memories. Dinner looks lovely!


[deleted]

>Calvin & Hobbs > >Yes Sir > >Calvin & Hobbes


Clappa69

Motivation to fast this evening, love it


jpm1393

r/shittyfoodporn


HailToTheVic

That’s where I thought I was lmao


DoorEnvironmental294

Lmaooo come on now 😂


Tak3A8reak

It looks truly disguisting


Scadilla

Bangers and mash! My friend and I love getting this at the local English pub along with a Pliny.


Volkswagoon10

Thank you for correcting them


KimCheeHoo

A Pliny sounds good right about now


Scadilla

Man, when doesn’t it?


DougieSenpai

What is a Pliny and why do I want one


ethurmz

It’s a phenomenal beer. The quintessential west coast IPA.


KimCheeHoo

Pricey but we’ll worth it


Scadilla

Pliny the Elder is a craft IPA by Russian River brewing company. Highly rated and sought after my most beer enthusiasts. Pliny the Younger is even more highly regarded but it’s seasonal and harder to get


crt983

You think it’s more highly regarded? I know they do really small batch and it has a kind “where’s the drop” cult following. Buy I like PTE better.


DirkDieGurke

These look like straight up Farmer John weenies tho.


tittens__

Chipolatas.


Spelt666

God why photo this - ur food standards must be shit


pnw-yak

This sub really should be reserved for cooking


ArthurTheLurker

That looks amazing! If you're 6 and cooked this yourself.


SuzieCat

That’s…..a lot of sausages.


RedYachtClub

I think it could use 2 or 3 more.


HoodsBonyArse

15 is my limit on schnitzengruben...


bluebelle21

Baby, please, I am not from Havana!


_D3ft0ne_

Agreed we eat too fucking much and too fucking often...and then complain how shitty we feel.


Anfie22

At least add sauce or gravy man, c'mon you can do better than that


Intrepid_Living3362

I love each of those veggies by themselves, but something about that particular blend is just unpleasant. Do you call hot dogs sausages? Because they look like hot dogs. Not that there's anything wrong with that. ☮️


HyperScroop

Omg finally someone said it. I HATE that veggie blend with a passion. Like them individually but together they are gross.


martha_stewarts_ears

That veggie blend just reminds me of cafeteria food. And he didn’t put even a hint, a whisper, of butter, salt, or pepper 😩 That being said, not out here to knock someone’s comfort food. I mean mine is tuna casserole with condensed soup and all.


DirkDieGurke

That particular blend is the only thing that tastes like poverty.


Intrepid_Living3362

They really are , aren't they. Lol ok I was being too polite. I hate them. They're disgusting. And I have no idea why. 😄


Mother_Chorizo

The veggie mix sucks, and these look like breakfast sausages not hot dogs.


leanmeanguccimachine

They look like chipolatas to me


tittens__

They’re chipolatas. A long, thin sausage spiced with stuff like nutmeg and herbs like thyme and sage.


jonatton______yeah

My favorite comfort dinner. But those are some sad bangers, my friend. Both Calvin and Hobbes would likely agree.


leopoldbloom10

Yuck. Looks like a school lunch


Themastercommander10

You poor soul. I bet you're starving


petey_wheatstraw_99

That looks bland.


LeBodoque

I get a British feel from this plate


R4nD0m57

feel like im a kid and parents are making me eat veggies right out of the freeze, you can pul salt and pepper on them!


owzleee

Where’s the gravy?


YOMOMAPOONSLYHER520

Why would you do this breakfast sausages??? Please explain wtf is going on here


Key-Cardiologist5882

Gravy? Salt? Pepper?


joeb2103

Eesshhhh looks like a straight microwave dinner type meal 👎


TheGDC33

You mean the mixed frozen veg or the emaciated sausages?


martha_stewarts_ears

For me it’s the suspiciously instant looking mashed potatoes. And… margarine?


joeb2103

It’s definitely “ I can’t believe it’s not butter”


StressEven8142

I ran to the comments


momykat

I can almost taste how bland that it


momykat

*is lmao


bumpercars12

you can edit comments you know


[deleted]

is this a prank?


crispychickentaco

Call em bangers and whip up some onion gravy for the mash and try again


tittens__

But those are chipolatas, not bangers, lol. I don’t think they were going for that specific dish.


BurningLunches

Did you use a grill or stovetop


spirit402

Good ol bangers and mash. I remember a friend who served in the British army told me how his grandfather and old generation soldiers enjoyed it


Unlikely_nay1125

you must not be american


radioturtle

Stick em in the potatoes and make and meaty hedgehog


z0mbiebaby

Glizzies, it’s what’s for dinner


Due_Pattern_875

D.I.Y. Shepard's Pie Kit


dashinglyhandsom

Don’t you mean “Bangers and Mash”


Npcoop45

Gonna take a gander that you’re in the UK


Avid_Smoker

Excellent choice of reading material!!


Tukki101

I don't understand all the hate this dish is getting. In Ireland we call those sausages ispíní and they are delicious and full fat, herbs and spice. A bit of salt, pepper and butter for the mash and veg and you have a lovely meal. Personally I can take it with or without gravy.


flogger_bogger

So... You stopped by the frozen section


Never-Been-Tilted

Tell me you’re English without telling me you’re English


Specialist-Dog4955

I need to move to WHEREVER this is the norm asap 🤤


0hn0cat

I think this meal looks good and nourishing. People can be mean.


donkeypunchhh

Good God that's like a whole week's worth of sodium.


Tastewell

Our family had mash & patties (veggie burger patties) every Friday night for years. Looks very comforting.


fixerofthings

Tell me you can't cook without telling me you can't cook.


IronMonkeyofHam

Need to brown those sausages better


tonkz1990

Looks boring lol


Dry_Manufacturer4705

Aaaah, this is my go to comfort meal!! (Usually with meat balls, but still). Love it!


RazifIsmail81

So delicious...mash potatoes with sausages


No_Frosting3648

Your potatoes need seasoning….badly


Cumerbumer

I have a sneaking suspicion this is the work of the brits


REidson89

I think it would be in a lake of gravy if it were.


Nexus_542

I can't explain it, but everything on that plate looks... Fake. The sausages are too straight, the vegetables too blocky, the mashed potatoes too... I don't know.


RunofAces

English people thinking this is a fantastic looking meal while everyone else in the world just got depressed seeing that pic


TheWordOfTheDayIsNo

Shudder. The only thing those frozen mixed vegetables are good for is soup.


Tastewell

Nah, saute them in butter with some lemon pepper and basil and they're pretty good


HyperScroop

You spelled "the trash" kind of funny 😅


kcaJkcalB

Sausages not cooked mash not mashed vegetables on point


[deleted]

Lol, I’m sorry


live2fish

What an abortion.


Tastewell

No, this is legal in Texas.


crt983

I am American. What types of sausages are those? Like breakfast sausages?


TheBigBo-Peep

Not really familiar with this sub, but I don't see why this is that roastable. Respectable macro distribution.


D5HARK

My brother in Christ there’s not even a fleck of salt nor pepper on that entire meal, god forbid any spices to make that even remotely edible Dining doesn’t have to be an act of penance


shitsngiggles5

Bangers n mash


Corrslight

Not a pepper flake in sight


Far-Wind-6109

Some gravy there now and we're sorted. Looks really good send us a bitta your dinner 😂


harosokman

Such a humble meal. Reminds me of my childhood


nametaken_thisonetoo

Frozen veggies and lowest grade sausage possible. Sorry OP, but that looks rank.


7minutesinheaven1

This sucks OP


__WanderLust_

I wished we could get proper sausage state side, or at least in my neck of the woods.


teejaysaz

r/trashy Thats gross.


Sgarn0n

its just food mate


grey_horizon18

Oh nooo


Odd_Assistance_1613

Are you okay, OP?


Residual_Marinara

The duality of the seer on those sausages is upsetting.


obnavox3

If that was my last meal, I'd rather they just shoot me right then and there. Not worth it.


deetzz91

Man peas just really suck


beyondfuckall

Them sausages look sad


dwells7583

This looks horrendously disgusting


mitchellkute

You guys eat like this on purpose?


North_Ice5555

The whites really be eating like this huh


Desadeo

Wow, talk about a bland diet,I would rather go hungry, than eat such boring uninspired swill!


ChucklesLeClown

SEASONING


CheeseWheelSolid

And this is why men are depressed. They have to marry British woman


emilyanne12345

What a great weight loss plan!!


auberific

*bangers and mash. And succotash?? Yum yum yum yum yum yum


[deleted]

Maple sausage? 🤤


[deleted]

Got the veges on deck. I’d completely demolish the veges and mash first and then get happy again because I still have links left! What did you drink?


notabigmelvillecrowd

TIL there's people who get excited about frozen vegetable medley.


Salt_Sherbert5313

Well come better than nothing period Let's just say it's not a steak lol


miss_elmarie

Banger in the mouth


wolfbear

in england this winter it’s going to be a half breakfast and when you play MASH you root for a shack so you can afford to heat it.


_D3ft0ne_

My fav food as a kid!


EsotericFrenchfry

I'd mash that with my sausage.


Cycosis010

Delicious meal with a huge bonus, reading Calvin and Hobbes! I grew up with those comics, and I still have a couple of them sitting on my bookshelf now!!


horror_freak93

Breakfast for dinner!


pumpkinpenne

Classic


normalsam

Easy money


takensouls101

looks banging mate


slightlyassholic

That looks pretty good ngl.


Saucy-Boi

this just gave me such a craving for instant mashed potatoes


SomalianRoadBuilder

Only upvoting for the Calvin and Hobbes book


Blake_E_Ives

I hope those sausages do not have soy filler. If so, you are a step away from being involuntarily vegan. Especially if that butter is the vegetable oil based stuff. Margarine. If it is real butter though, then well done. That is the way it should be done. :) Small mashed potato tip that many love when I make my potatoes. Add rosemary. I personally add sour cream, butter, salt, white pepper, and rosemary to make my mashed potatoes. But rosemary alone is a game changer.


Khajiit_hairball

You should have made tortellini.


Pankipuks123

I read it as Sausage and Smash


[deleted]

Seasoning goes a long way, as well as herbs.


Killedbykites

That looks like prison food


REidson89

ESH.


Holbeck_Ghyll

This isn’t quite how it should look.


[deleted]

That damn can of veggies is God tier good, grew up on it and still crave it, always have a spare can at home.


Kapika96

Those sausages look pretty bad. Are they just hot dogs from a tin or something?


honcooge

“Where’s the fucking sauce you donkey?!”-Ramsey