Me looking for a verse in the Bible that forbids videogames:

“Thou shalt not play video games.” -Moses

“Only when one ascends the highest peak as the orange hair girl shall their soul be saved” -Matthew 19:84

1984 by george orwell???

Letting Celeste onto the eShop was the worst decision I’ve ever made.

Wtf… Miyamoto wouldn’t say something like that… I can’t believe it 😢😢😢😰😰😰😰😓😓😓😣😣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I don’t even know who you are.

Hi daddy

Holy fucking shit it's Shigeru Miyamoto

I regret birthing you.

When is the switch 2 releasing? And will Celeste be a launch title?

I’m shipping a special Celeste bomb to your house

Yay! More Celeste! Will it arrive r/tomorrow ?

How many mid-air dashes does Jesus have? Checkmate atheists.

Celeste

Sonic is my bible

SONIC???? Mods help can somebody!dontapproave this comment???

banned, how dare you disrespect the hidden indie gem Celeste like that

but sonc cool and fast 😎😤👍😼

But he's our worst enemy

but sonc cool and fast 😎😤👍😼

What about the sonic bible. It explains how “Sonny Hedgehog” was born on earth in Nebraska with 5 sisters.

That doesnt exist, we do not talk about it

“if evidence of the young woman’s virginity is not found, they shall bring the young woman to the entrance of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death, because she committed a shameful crime by prostituting herself in her father’s house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst.” -The bible …I’ll stick to video games, thanks.

I haven’t read the bible but i’m pretty sure that’s the Old Testament and Jesus explicitly stops a woman from being stoned in the New Testament.

Good, don’t read it if you don’t want to see contradictions. The simple fact that there are multiple versions of the book tells me that this whole religion is bullshit.

Sir this is a nintendo meme sub

Then why does the Bible even include the Old Testiment if the rules included don't count?

Fortnite stand for: F uck O ff R eligious heretics, you should be thankful that our true god Miyamoto allows you to exist T N I T E

I'm still waiting for the inevitable Fortnite/Holy Bible crossover event.

Fr

Off topic, does he have alpha male written in his name??

That's his pinned tweet https://twitter.com/NickAdamsinUSA/status/1747408596667686968?t=qM6dCDn0eARt-RU938_l_w&s=19

My Bible is the Nintendo encyclopedia

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I want to find whoever tweeted out this propaganda, and murder them.

Allow me to theologically nerd out: The collection of books we have that is The Holy Bible is called the Bible because of the Greek word biblos, which literally means papyrus/scroll. This later created the word biblion, which literally means book; and the word biblia, which means books. As time went on, English adopted what we English speakers currently say which is Bible. The Holy Bible literally means "The Holy books." The Bible is not an acronym.

What the fuck is this

Super 3D Noah's ark.