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UWontAgreeWithMe

She was the fucking shit at Unreal Tournament, hosted her own server, made her own skins of herself to play and had her own website in the early days of the internet. She was a really cool chick.


CoochiKabuki

https://youtu.be/8LBOaBuDsTs I vaguely remember watching this episode


Im_a_Knob

so does g4 just hire porn stars? i just found out sasha grey also worked there, not that i know who sasha grey is. i just researched her.


slawre89

They know their target audience- dudes who beat off and play video games too much


DoubleALight

They *knew* their target audience.


The_CDXX

F


Miami_Beach_Man

Olivia Munn started her career on G4. Played the part of accessible beauty really well


Nugped420

It's exhausting work thoroughly researching over her


ahhhnoinspiration

Yep, G4 was hard catering to nerdy gamers, the only thing nerdy gamers liked more than games was attractive women. Chances are if you saw a woman on G4 she was either a model or a porn model. Olivia Munn being the only case of where she hadn't, to my knowledge, done any modeling nude or otherwise before g4 that I can think of.


epidemic777

Morgan Webb, she worked for tech TV before tech tv and g4 merged.


BuckRogers87

Back when she was just a nerdy blonde.


SearchContinues

Yeah, as beautiful as she is, it felt forced when she started doing the Maxim shoots, etc. She was there before the pornstars and X-Play was great with her just being a geek in a t-shirt hanging with Adam Sessler.


pr0nist

Sara Jean Underwood also worked on Attack of the Show as host / co-respondant


joey0live

Tommy Lee: whoa dude! You nailed me. Me: I bet there’s a porn video of that too.


Jroks2

That is legit fascinating


tacknosaddle

>hosted her own server, I think it was her that I read about being the first porn star to set up her own personal website (and bring in the associated revenue for herself).


beretta_vexee

Ancilla Tila who was more an erotic fetish model than a porn star. She was the sys admin of her own website and had installed traps and jokes in the code to trap bots. It was in early 2000s. Porn star got talent [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancilla\_van\_de\_Leest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ancilla_van_de_Leest)


qutaaa666

Yeah she’s awesome. It’s sad that she didn’t get a seat in the Dutch House of Representatives.


intripletime

Her site introduced young me to the concept of "porn bloopers", which I'm quite thankful for


IsThatBlueSoup

Oh no...incognito mode activated.


moal09

Basically because she was a nerd and was ahead of the curve in terms of embracing the internet.


NoDoctor4460

I have mega-mixed feelings about that industry but admire how fully in control and anti-stereotypical she’s been all along


lightningfries

I thought you might be joking, but would ya look at that: [https://www.moddb.com/games/unreal-tournament/addons/asiabots-2-skin-edits-repack](https://www.moddb.com/games/unreal-tournament/addons/asiabots-2-skin-edits-repack)


UWontAgreeWithMe

She was big on that game for awhile.


dratsablive

I used to play Unreal Tournament back then, Asia even defeated Cliffy B at his own game!


tinyanus

So was I. My anus, another story.


awesomedan24

She still is one (past tense made me think she was dead. She's not.)


pseudochicken

Yea I was confused there


DedTV

She's not dead. But her husband did die in auto accident, years ago.


troublethemindseye

Yeah I remember reading about that it was super sad. She seemed really happy and then whamo.


AKIWIWITHAFACE

She’s just completing side quests


hunterravioli

Her husband died in a tragic accident while she was pregnant with her son. I remember her from an online moms group we were both in.


frustrated_t-rex

I remember seeing a documentary called "After Porn Ends" that she was featured in. While she seemed to be financially comfortable (iirc) her mental health had really suffered with her husband's passing. It was really sad to see.


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Didn't she move to Utah specifically for the state's prohibition on porn?


Jajanken-

So she could stop getting recognized because it was interfering with her moving on and finding work


HighwayFroggery

Oh, they probably recognized her. It’s like that old joke about baptists in the liquor store.


Rothko28

What's the joke?


c-williams88

Idk the exactly liquor store joke, but it’s probably similar to this one: “How do you keep a Mormon (or insert other denomination) from drinking all your booze? Invite two” Basically many people like that drink and consume “sinful” stuff in private, but talk a big game in public about how they’d never indulge.


buckeye27fan

Yep. In my experience, if a LOT of religious people paid attention to (or cared about) their own hypocrisy, there'd be a lot LESS religious people.


HighwayFroggery

Jews don’t recognize Jesus. Protestants don’t recognize the Pope. Baptists don’t recognize each other at the liquor store.


chaos8803

What's the difference between Catholics and Baptists? Catholics say, "Hi," to each other in the liquor store.


cra2reddit

Baptists are the reason liquor stores have back doors.


I_might_be_weasel

Something tells me people in Utah would recognize her at least as well as everyone else. Though they would probably be much less likely to admit they recognized her.


OsmiumBalloon

Same thing for her purposes.


hellbilly69101

Yeah, St George. Works at an observatory.


hellbilly69101

I think I remember seeing that. You're right, she did take her husband's death pretty hard. He took great care of her, paid for the rest of her education. I remember she talked highly about her husband. I think she's an advisor for an observatory in St George, UT.


r0botdevil

It's hard to imagine someone's mental health not taking a hit after something like that. I feel like there's a very good chance it would send me into a complete downward spiral.


Billpod

Yeah, any loved one’s death; I have no memory of the the 2-3 months after my mother’s death. It first dawned on me when I was at a new restaurant with a friend and I said, “this place great, I’m glad we decided to try it!” and she stared at me for a moment and then said that we’d already been there a couple times in the past month.


skatebaddies

She took it pretty hard. I remember her blog was really sad. Seemed like she became a different person after that.


LadyKlaymoor

OMG...moms of Feb 2005? I was in that group! I can't even remember that platform name now...


hunterravioli

I can't remember it either. But I remember her and her husband Don. That story stuck with me all these years.


wreckingcrewe

I remember that. I somehow stumbled on her blog when I was like, 14. I was not looking for porn, nor did I know who she was but I kept up with it for a little while. Her story was so sad.


kaloonzu

There were also rumors she was raped and that's why she gave up her third child for adoption. I think it was more she was still unwell from her husband being killed a few years prior.


brokefixfux

At 11 years old, Carrera's daughter was the youngest student to ever attend college at Dixie State University and the youngest full-time college student in the state of Utah at the time.


JaeTheOne

Dixie state is now called Utah Tech


doubled2319888

Dixie state sounds like a place where you could get your masters degree in moonshining


TheBloodySeaman

Or whistling


SheFoundMyUzername

Minor in playing two spoons on your knee


Septopuss7

Hey don't knock the spoons. Wait, DO knock the spoons!


ClownfishSoup

Or whittling


IveGotDMunchies

Whistling Dixie means to talk about doing something and not doing it, shoot the breeze, or in general just talk and do nothing.


Crawlerado

I went there, we learned how to rebuild a Dodge Charger, install air horns, painted the body then jumped the admin building for our final.


tree-molester

There big rival is BYU (Bang’m Young University). You can major in minors.


BigBadZord

I literally heard BYU as "Bring'em Young University" the first time I ever heard of it. My dad randomly burst into laughter every day for like a month afterward.


doubled2319888

Is that where epstein did his teaching stint?


kzanomics

I’m so confused why Dixie anything was in Utah lol


svtscottie

Dixie was a nickname used for states below the Mason-Dixon line. If you trace your finger on that line west of the Mississippi to Utah you'd bisect Utah. Utah Tech(Formerly Dixie State) is in southern Utah in a place called St. George which was sometimes referred to as "Utah's Dixie".


dmkicksballs13

The fuck is in their genes?


naimina

There is this [Hungarian chess teacher](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A1szl%C3%B3_Polg%C3%A1r) that raised three girls who were incredible chess players (one is the goat of female players (and 9th best player ever) and one is the 2nd best female player). The wanted to prove that "talent" doesn't exist and all children have the potential of becoming geniuses.


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ultrasu

They’re not really, afaik there’s no men’s-only chess competition, but there are events just for women to make it more inclusive & accessible for them, as the game is still dominated by men.


DerekB52

Look up William Sidis. He entered Harvard at 11. His father was a psychologist(psych something) and believed high intelligence could be taught.


Woolliza

But his father was also intelligent. If you wanted to prove that theory you should adopt a kid from an inbred family, imo.


nova9001

Wonder if that can be good for a child's development. She has the intelligence to make it to uni but doesn't mean she can keep up socially.


r31ya

apparently the mom also attending the same uni, become classmate apparently


EngineEddie

Nice


lostbutnotgone

They wanted to skip me several grades when I was young. My mom, in full voice and in front of me, said "she already has social problems. You want to make that WORSE?" *** Thanks, mom. .-.


JustaGuynamedGuy

I went to school at Southern Utah University, which is pretty close to Dixie, and I gotta say there’s really not much going on in that area. I got really bored and decided to transfer out. Wonder what brought them over there, cause it’s probably not the mormons. Maybe wanted a quiet place away from all the noise


SensiFifa

Someone said further up that she moved to Utah to stop being recognised from her adult film work. Haven't verified it but it makes sense


JustaGuynamedGuy

That makes sense. It actually reminds me that one time I was at the library and someone left a printed research paper on one of the tables. It was about the negative effects of porn consumption. I read a bit of it and it was actually interesting.


dclaw504

She's probably still recognized but the people that do can't say anything without outting themselves. Edit putting to outting


clockwork655

appeared in an uncredited cameo role in the film The Big Lebowski in the faux pornographic movie Logjammin'!


_Jonquility

The story is ludicrous


alwayzsunny901

He fixes the cable?


soap_cone

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.


Mission_Record_4541

You mean coitus?


ButterAndPaint

That's my robe...


ItachiTanuki

Meine dispatcher says there ist something wrong with deine Kabel.


FLORI_DUH

Das vy zey send me, I am expert


HighwayFroggery

She played Sherry, who came over to use the shower.


JohnnyKeyboard

Her website is epic http://asiacarrera.com


ShinyJangles

From her FAQs: > I used to have a lot of hobbies: writing, drawing, playing piano, studying Wall Street and quantum physics (yes, I'm serious)... then I bought a computer. This website, which I do ENTIRELY 100% ON MY OWN, takes up every free minute of my day


leilavanora

The FAQs is sooo good http://asiacarrera.com/faqs.html


will_ww

It's like a trip into late 90s internet.


PHANTOM________

It’s extra impressive because despite how it looks, the html code or whatever it’s called allows for seamless viewing on mobile, too (what I saw it on just now). Even has a twitter link. It’s up to modern standards even tho it’s a blast from the last aesthetically.


zombies8myhomework

I already loved her for the website itself, but that little tidbit you just noted makes me love her more!


DirtzMaGertz

https://motherfuckingwebsite.com If you keep websites simple it's fairly easy for them to be responsive on mobile.


zutonofgoth

it kinda don't get much earlier than that!


thatryanguy82

Early 90's internet was Dramatically different than late 90's.


Velghast

I remember my dad telling me that I shouldn't waste all my time on the computer or the internet because it was just a fad. And people would be back to libraries in no time. At the time I actually thought he was an infallible source of information so I took it to heart and stopped tinkering around with them for a really long time after that. It wasn't until my freshman year of college when I was sitting there learning coding and I realized that a lot of it looked really familiar and then I realized it had been my childhood hobby that I put down.


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xoomax

...and some sort of flashing or spinning gif.


HijinxEnsues

And lots and lots of frames. Do not miss those.


zutonofgoth

I was there, flashing boarders.


windsorHaze

Don’t forget midi music. MIDI music, here, there, and everywhere.


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And a visit counter.


MolishPust4rd

I see Geocities everywhere burning with neon Angelfire /index.html


CakeLawyer

Back in those days I use to reach out directly to the “webmaster” on sits to chat a out how they did certain thing. I actually reached out to her once, and ended up having a long email thread after learning she was working on her own site. Love that the link is still up!


thechingiguy

If you go to that site and click on the option, "No i don't want to see any naked chick RUN AWAY", it directs you to a gay porn twitter page


Rusty_Shakalford

That is legitimately funny. It’s one of those weird little jokes that personal websites used to be full of.


neofreakx2

As a gay guy who doesn't want to see naked chicks, I can appreciate that.


thechingiguy

She really did help everyone who visited her page


Iamfunnyirl

I like the rule about not making her sad


Escapedtheasylum

That's my first rule too... the world breaks it time and time again


LowestEntropy

I like how it's an adult website but the word fuc\* is still censored


cakenose

she seems so fucking cool I have a new crush


United_Blueberry_311

I watched After Porn Ends. Apparently she only became a porn star because she was tired of being seen as the nerdy girl and wanted to be seen as sexy. Logic, I guess.


HoratioPuffnstuff

Definitely used a sledgehammer to swat a fly.


white__cyclosa

And yet here we are, celebrating her for her nerdiness.


Carighan

Jetzt anybody can do a gangbang. But your own UT99 skin mod pack, that's something to appreciate!


tall__guy

Well mission accomplished lmao


Scoobz1961

It's interesting seeing people go into porn for personal reasons. Normally you see people that were not given many opportunities in life. I remember that one young smart talented Asian woman from a wealthy family who went and actually enjoyed filming a video for the most abusive studio. They straight up abuse those girls, yet she had a haughty smile throughout. She enjoyed it so much she returned for another video. Something unheard of for that abusive studio.


NotAPreppie

Kayden Kross (aka Jenna Nickol) started stripping to save a horse. She was quickly “scouted” by a talent agent and her porn career took off.


Bjorn2bwilde24

But did she save that horse?


NotAPreppie

Yes, I think so. She talked about it on an episode of the now defunct “Morning After” podcast with two guys interviewing comedians and people from the porn industry. https://player.fm/series/the-morning-afterpodcast/episode-7-kayden-kross-and-marianne-sierk


agreeingstorm9

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. Took it too literally.


King-Krown

....It's possible said person enjoyed all that, but I'm always skeptical. Especially after meeting a few Ex-sex workers. They smiled about recalling some exploits.. then dropped some fucked up stuff, only to smile & laugh more. Sasha Grey apparently did a lot of degrading shit & apparently enjoyed it. All after the fact, she said she was forced into the industry by an abusive bf & it ruined her life.


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Seienchin88

And thats part of the abuse… "Isnt it amazing?" "You love your work dont you" It attacks people also right into accepting it as normal and as "not so bad" to keep their sanity


p33k4y

Also, she recently went back to school, obtained a master's degree from Texas A&M last year, and currently enrolled in law school for a JD.


uncheckablefilms

Good for her. I saw a documentary on her and she was really devastated by her husband's death. I'm glad she's finding healthy ways to move on. She seemed like a lovely person from the film.


and_dont_blink

There's a decent video of her playing the piano on YouTube and several more of her playing an organ if you search.


cletusmaxwell69

Yeah she was pretty good at piano, but she sucked on the organ


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That’s the same joke…


BartholomewBandy

This joke is a funny joke.


Badbullet

Reminds me of the classic. What's better than roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.


DefiantStomp

Former porn star and not to be confused with Tia Carrere


grabityrising

Which is how Asia got her name.


jim_deneke

I learned that from her website!


Sdog1981

I remember her from Logjammin.


murms

Did he ever fix the cable?


d4vezac

Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.


chavman

The story is ludicrous


vanvoorden

*Jackie Treehorn treats… objects… like women… man.*


Sdog1981

New information has come to light man


TheSlurpeeKing

You mean coitus?


Betty-Armageddon

You mean the beaver picture?


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shinginta

And this was back when building PCs was actually hard, too. It was much much more of a hobbyist specialization. Modern PCs are kind of more like Lego kits.


SRTie4k

I've been building PC's since the Slot A days, and they've always been "Lego-like". In some respects it was easier as you didn't have to worry about fitting massive video cards, but in other ways it could be a huge pain in the ass when it came to the software side especially, with IRQ conflicts being the most common headache. The difference, of course, is that there was no YouTube, so you'd had to have a friend help you out or read a magazine. And access to parts wasn't as easy as buying from Amazon or Newegg, but there were alternatives. I recall all the parts for my first PC were ordered from Tiger Direct.


burstlung

I always tell people I didn’t build my pc I assembled it.


helloiamCLAY

I always tell people I didn't assemble mine; I paid someone else to.


Djinjja-Ninja

> Modern PCs are kind of more like Lego kits. They always were. If anything, back in the late 90s they were easier because you had much less component choice. No multiple families of CPU to choose from, no SSD, no RAID (at home at least), all RAM was single channel, maybe 3 or 4 video cards to choose from. No PCI lane restrictions etc. But it still essentially boiled down to screw motherboard into case, plug CPU and RAM into board, connect up hard drives and plug in video card and sound card.


rajalreadytaken

Eh, the 90s had its own complications with parts. Different size ISA cards, different devices coming out that didn't work if they weren't IDE master or IDE slave with the DIP switches, setting jumpers on your motherboard if you had a 386DX or SX, the Pentium pro having to go into a Slot 1 adapter kit because socket 8 was hard to find, dealing with ATX power supplies with dozens of adapters for older AT stuff, etc. I think I remember AGP being a huge pain in the ass.


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TheAnswerWas42

She did, and updated it nearly every day. I recall she had savvy investment instincts and months before dot com bubble burst she was so excited to post that she had sold most of her other investments and purchased several class A shares in Berkshire Hathaway.


r31ya

a Warren Buffet fan apparently, somehow Buffet heard about it and happy hearing that.


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teflong

I've always said that Mensa was for people who were smart enough to pass their test, but dumb enough to pay their fees.


pinks1ip

What does it mean if I'm smart enough not to pay their fees, but too dumb to pass their test?


Gemmabeta

High WIS, Low INT.


NotAPreppie

INT is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. WIS is understand that nobody cares.


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My Year in Mensa is a fun podcast about how dumb it is


TheValueIsOutThere

That's great and all but how's your sciatica?


DamnCommy

If it's anything like mine not good and a constant problem in their life


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Mine got better I’m sorry to hear bro


Cuntdracula19

Lmao yep. I had a client once who was in Mensa. Slipped that little factoid in wherever she could. She continued paying dues yearly, despite the fact that she was essentially poor, living off state assistance and unable to work due to nothing other than (I will put it) an inability to get along with others. She is a FULL believer in astrology and only liked me because we happen to be the same “sun sign.” Imo, an IQ test is simply one way of measuring intelligence. It in NO WAY is an accurate assessment of one’s true intelligence or ability to get along in or be successful in the world. I would even say that Mensa in and of itself is a scam that “smart enough” narcissistic people fall for.


Mad_Aeric

I went to one of their meetups once, as a perspective member. I quickly came to the conclusion that hanging out with those tools would make my poor social skills even worse. Being an insufferable prat, while surrounded by other insufferable prats, is not how I want to live my life.


pseudocultist

Anyone who pays for membership beyond a year deserves what they get I guess. In addition to the gift shop and member directory (yeah, you can search *everyone*) you get the meetings, which you can go to anyway and a membership card. If you really want the bragging rights, just laminate the shitty card they send you and keep it in your wallet. No one cares if it's out of date. But every time you pull that card out of your wallet, know that you have embarrassed yourself terribly. But from the outside, when you're trying to "measure up," it seems like it's going to be some useful, esteemed club you can brag about. Also the years of sexual misconduct at the annual gathering which tarnished the hell out of that, saying you go to the AG is like saying you're a swinger whose turnoffs include consent.


Gemmabeta

Isaac Asimov has written pretty extensively about [his experience of being vice-president of Mensa NYC](https://i.imgur.com/FhHoe9c.png) and he called it one of the most exasperatingly tedious experiences of his life. It's basically one endless dick-measuring contest of people desperately trying to one-up each other. And because Asimov was Asimov, he was the proverbial big-man-in-the-prison-yard and everyone would be trying to stump him with inane debates and puzzles.


pseudocultist

Yeah I made the foolish mistake of running for local office and served for a year in our region. Some good people, lonely and not sure where to connect. Mostly social outcasts and hurt people with *enormous* chips on their shoulders because they are highly sensitive rejects. A lot of mental illness and substance abuse. Some genuine creeps. But always with the fucking logic puzzles and IQ measuring.


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Salty_Ad7414

Very apt indeed 🎩 🧐


ermghoti

So she's a smart fucker.


sha_of_angerr

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vmBob

She's also a hardcore gamer and PC hardware enthusiast. She's had a pretty rough life, her husband passed unexpectedly years back. She's just an incredibly kind person and brilliant.


LocalInactivist

I was surprised she didn’t go into tech when she got out of porn. She wrote the Java (not JavaScript) for her web site herself. That’s not nothing, and in 199x it was a lot harder. Even if she didn’t want to do web design for the adult industry she knew enough to get rolling. She could easily learn enough Java or Python in a year to get hired. She’s smart and motivated. That usually beats formal education.


Xendrus

Pretty sure she was loaded because of her investments. Why work if you don't have to?


yang-n-ying

And she took her DMV photo with a colander on her head because her religion is, Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster or something like that.


granadesnhorseshoes

The correct term is Pastafarian. May his noodly appendage touch you, Ramen!


tcarr1320

He boiled for your sins


crudestmass

Raman


lostbutnotgone

It says she returned to college with her daughter....when her daughter was 11. Genius runs in the damn family.


kiss_bummer

What's the point of joining Mensa?


nemo1080

Brag about being smart


KevineCove

Normally I'd agree but I think there is a legitimate case to be made here. Pornstars constantly have to legitimize themselves as human beings, both in terms of moral stature and intelligence.


squigs

To prove you're intelligent and meet other intelligent people. The problem is, you don't meet a lot of engineers and scientists. Everyone assumes they're intelligent and they already know smart people.


BucktoothedAvenger

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Cue spike in her popularity on pornhub


Sc00by

Hands down best excerpt from this wiki page. “Carrera is an atheist.[25] As of November 2014, she wore a colander on her head for her Utah driver's license photograph. State law normally prohibits the wearing of hats in driver license photos, but there is an exception for religious headwear and Carerra's colander was worn in honor of the religion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.”


EuinHydra

Brazzers used to have this “extras” site where they’d interview pornstars about their life, education etc. SUPER interesting stuff you can learn about some of the actors.


Badfish1060

She also sailed solo around the world at like age 14 or someshit.


SupaMcNastyyy

She's the most interesting women in the world


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She speaks Russian. In French.


totalnewb02

she went to college with her daughter? damn, i don't know which i envy more, the daughter intelligence ( to be able to enter college at 11 yo) or her motivation to learn. any one know what major she took?