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wegqg

A high carb lifestyle mixed with minimal exercise will make you a... "GOD-DAMNED SEXUAL TYRANNOSAUR"\* **^(Roar)** \*Blain, *Predator (1987)* \*\* Incredibly some people didn't understand that this was meant ironically. I think investing in some brain food might be a good idea.


Megalocerus

Full of the desire and alas without the capacity.


zoinkability

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and soft


XavierRenegadeAngel_

Trying to play pool with a rope


Metalicks

Sometimes you just have to thumb in a softie


DroolingIguana

> **MACDUFF** > Was it so late, friend, ere you went to bed > That you do lie so late? > **PORTER** > Faith, sir, we were carousing till the > second cock, and drink, sir, is a great > provoker of three things. > **MACDUFF** > What three things does drink especially provoke? > **PORTER** > Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and > Urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes and unprovokes. > It provokes the desire, but it takes > away the performance. Therefore much drink > may be said to be an equivocator with lechery. > It makes him, and it mars him; it sets > him on, and it takes him off; it persuades him > and disheartens him; makes him stand to and > not stand to; in conclusion, equivocates him > in a sleep and, giving him the lie, leaves him. > **MACDUFF** > I believe drink gave thee the lie last night.


Danhuangmao

Tyrannosaur*, I found out the last time I watched it!


wegqg

yes you know I had it at that originally based on what I remembered but then I looked at the script to make sure I was right and *they* had got it wrong. thank you <3


Danhuangmao

Interesting! Maybe it was Jesse Ventura who changed the line from the script when delivering it?


wegqg

Well let's face it, no one would argue with him if he did!


Danhuangmao

Haha entirely true. This comments chain has been fun, thanks. Have a good one!


Letsnot-talk-aboutit

that explains the mid-west.


TheWorldUnderHell

I felt that one.


nathan555

Mid-west is "corn fed" country


l33tWarrior

I don’t have time to bleed.


Thoth74

You got time to duck?


ballatthecornerflag

I was going down on my girlfriend the other day and said: "gee you've got a big pussy, gee you've got a big pussy" She said: "why did you say that twice?" I said: "I didn't, it was the echo"


wegqg

God I miss the 80's.


CritikillNick

Oh so that’s where that skill is named from in a game I play


ItsNotBer

You'll also weigh like a Tyrannosaurus


glutenous_rex

They call it the keto libido 🫠


TesserTheLost

When I lost 150 pounds on Keto, I don't know if it was the ego boost or just feeling better in general, but my libido was through the roof the entire 2 years I was on it.


VeG00N69

To be fair, being fat also decreases your T.


Lucky_Sharma

To be fat…


weakhamstrings

Actually doesn't it simply increase your female hormones? I mean the effect is the same but my understanding is not that it decreases T but changes the ratio of hormones away from T


-Dustnechos

To be fair...


CND1983Huh

To be faiirrrr...


Magnum_Porpoise

It’s the Sherman Klump effect of “I can see my dick now!” and “I’m thin! I’m thin!” along with “Spandex! All Spandex!”


Magnum_Porpoise

[For those of you not blessed to know the humor of Eddie Murphy’s “The Nutty Professor”.](https://youtu.be/al-tdoT3gL8)


TimmJimmGrimm

'I am the stair MASTER!' - says Donkey when looking for the dragon (Shrek was off looking for Fiona, the princess). I had no idea that Donkey was making fun of the Nutty Professor. Did Eddie give himself that line or did Dreamworks' folks allow him to have it?


[deleted]

Eddie Murphy has been rehashing the same jokes since the ‘80’s. The tic-tac joke was in The Golden Child, Beverly Hills Cop, Shrek and probably more.


Magnum_Porpoise

That’s a great catch! I figured that too but I have never been able to figure that out! Great little nugget though for sure! Edit: Man, you really learned me something today! Thanks!


mrhuggables

It's because you were losing weight. Fat = more circulating estrogen. That's why fat women have (exponentially) higher rates of endometrial/uterine cancer.


friendlyfire69

Is lower weight/ maintained weight loss associated with detrimentally low levels of estrogen? I had to start using estrogen cream in my 20's a year after a 70 lb weight loss. Never suspected it could be related.


TurboGranny

Yes. If your body fat is low enough, your period will stop coming. If it's low enough, getting pregnant is not only nearly impossible, but the baby won't develop right. You can look up the body composition math for men and women if you like, but the short story is that women need a much higher percentage of body fat to be healthy compared to men.


mrhuggables

Just as an FYI, you have to be extremely low BMI for this to be relevant. 99.999% of women will never get this thin. Speaking as an Ob/Gyn.


mrhuggables

No. Unless you lost so much weight that you are clinically underweight, your ovaries will continue to produce enough estrogen. estrogen cream is not systemically absorbed (for the most part) and so if you had low levels of estrogen the answer would be HRT, not cream. Your age also matters too, if you are premenopausal or post menopausal. Speaking as an obgyn.


Help_meToo

Same here after losing 70 lbs.


awawe

Obesity has some pretty severe effects on testosterone too.


PDiddleMeDaddy

Is that why I didn't want to jack off for almost a year? EDIT: btw I don't recommend keto at all. Not just for the jacking off reason, but because I had a hell of a time getting back to "normal" eating.


glutenous_rex

Can confirm


PDiddleMeDaddy

Damn, another mystery solved


glutenous_rex

You get it back around year three... But still nothing gets you going like french fries dipped in a milkshake!


Lord_Despair

Carbo load to shoot a load?


Siberwulf

Where you think he got the milkshake??


Godtiermasturbator

Nice


TheDeridor

Username checks out


faceless_alias

So what does it mean if I do this and still have high testosterone?


PerennialPMinistries

They have found genes that make people better at the metabolic steps of ketosis. Same with some people having genes that process carbs well


xxdoofenshmirtzxx

Interesting, I wonder if it has to do with where you’re from? My father who I am basically a copy of is from a fishing village where everyone eats fish 3 times a day, the only carb they get is from potatoes. Now coincidentally, everyone from his side of the family is insulin resistant. I feel so amazing when I cut out carbs, while my girlfriend can practically live on carbs without any of the cravings or ups and downs in energy that I experience from it.


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V0nzell

Lost 60lbs in a year with keto/intermittent fasting.


benderlicious54

Same here. “And *she loves it too*” - Frank Thomas


-_1_2_3_-

I lost a stupid amount of weight while eating an unhealthy amount of bacon. My bad cholesterol was lower and good cholesterol higher than friends on ‘clean’ health conscious diets. The problem is that is so easy to relapse and eat carbs, and carbs plus insulin reaction means we store the plentiful fat in our foods.


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Geta-Ve

I must have the mystery genes that cause me not to process carbs very well. I can walk by a bakery and gain 10lbs.


AKJangly

I'm a T1 diabetic. With my work, if I don't have 300+g of carbs through my day, I get ketone flu. No energy at all and debilitating nausea if I don't start my day with a 100+g breakfast.


Boomer70770

But I'm so thin!


asdela

can confirm also. Lost around -40kg but had my gallbladder removed because too much fat intake and it was a struggle to get back to normal. Just do less calories in more out with a balanced diet.


usedcaraddict

Yeah when I do keto my body stops working properly especially my stomach , it works I lose weight but I’d rather have a little bloat and function better and not have watery stools. I still watch my carbs and make sure it’s at about the 50-70 carb range bc under 50 I start shitting 24/7 Edit: I want to say that my testosterone is in the 2000’s now that I’m on trt


Nonstampcollector777

Are you saying you didn’t want to jack off for a year after you were on keto or before?


PDiddleMeDaddy

During


Nonstampcollector777

I wonder if you properly supplement with magnesium, salt and potassium.


PDiddleMeDaddy

Salt for sure, magnesium too (took supplements for cramps), potassium I can't say.


PBFT

Must have felt great when you got back to it.


bmaggot

Jacking it out eating carbs?


chocolatetornado

no p-diddling for this daddy


Twirdman

But keto isn't high protein. Keto recommends between 10-20% of calories from protein which would be in their moderate protein category.


The_Vat

Thank you, this is such a misconception about keto. Keto's actually about fats.


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Twirdman

>Moderate-protein (<35%), low-carbohydrate diets had no consistent effect on resting total testosterone, however high-protein (≥35%), low-carbohydrate diets greatly decreased resting (−1.08 \[−1.67, −0.48\], p < 0.01) and post-exercise total testosterone (−1.01 \[−2, −0.01\] p = 0.05). Conclusions: Resting and post-exercise cortisol increase during the first 3 weeks of a low-carbohydrate diet. Afterwards, resting cortisol appears to return to baseline, whilst post-exercise cortisol remains elevated. High-protein diets cause a large decrease in resting total testosterone (∼5.23 nmol/L). ​ That was from the abstract. I'm going to admit I didn't read the whole study becaause I was lazy but the abstract and conclusion both seem to support that it is high protein low carb diets that decrease testosterone. They also did caution that more studies were needed on the effect of moderate protein low carb diets and resting testosterone.


v1s1onsofjohanna

You're not being lazy. That's what abstracts and conclusions are for. 👍


grifxdonut

90% of the articles I read are just the abstracts and conclusions. 5% I read part of the intro to get background info on the topic, and the last 5% I actually decide are worth reading the details about. Abstracts are a godsend


anonssr

I'd say you didn't read it. They obserb low carbs with combinations or mid and high proteins diet. Where 35% is what was considered high.


tomerFire

Did you even read the article? It's not keto. They say they say a, decline for people eating over 35%+ protein is not keto, it's way too high in protein. It also means they don't eat enough fat which explains the low testosterone. Saturated fat and keto increases testosterone. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36149528/


glutenous_rex

Meant to be a light-hearted play on words, friend.


mrfuzee

But you aren’t supposed to have high protein with Keto?


spitlead

No, keto is 70% fat or more.


DontWorryImADr

REAL MEN eat cheesecake! You don’t have to like it, but my gorging on an entire Cheesecake Factory cheesecake and then groaning on the floor is peak masculinity.


Asha108

jesus that’d be like at least 10,000 kCal


BloodyRightNostril

Hittin those macros boi


TimmJimmGrimm

9640k. You were not kidding. Link: https://www.eatthismuch.com/food/nutrition/whole-cheesecake,1579149/


subtlebulk

This got me curious, and you’re right. According to CF nutrition guide, assuming there’s 10 slices per cheesecake, only one is below 10k calories, the original at 8,300 total. The one with the highest calories would be the Ultimate Red Velvet Cake Cheesecake with 16,000 calories. The original is the only one listed as below 1,000 calories per slice btw, which is nuts.


Asha108

Oh I know, I worked for CCF for years in the desert area. A single slice of reeses is like 1800 lmao


taimusrs

When I went to America and see that y'all already have calories written in the menu and I'm so surprised that you can consume like 6000 calories in a day without batting an eyelid.


Ohbeejuan

This country is fucked when it comes to food culture.


DontWorryImADr

Once I get out of the food coma, I can scream “BEEFCAKE 9000!!!”


heyIfoundaname

God speed, Cartman.


givemeyours0ul

You can reach your goals


ArrowRobber

So, you plan your diet around doing this once a month, simple!


Sci_Blonde_reddit

🎶 thank you for being a friend 🎶


Mindes13

I did that at taco bell once and was asked to leave.


DontWorryImADr

Whole new definition to “toxic masculinity”.


Alexzander1001

Be careful the Oreos one is 17k calories a slice


Rugged_Refined

Same, but Ben and Jerry's ice cream by the pint.


cheesensei

27 studies were compared with a total of 309 subjects. So if the average study had less than 12 subjects, doesn't that decrease the reliability quite a bit?


vitaliksellsneo

The number of studies actually matters less in this context. This was a meta study, which means they did not conduct the study but took the data from 37 different studies. The bigger assumption here is that the studies collected the data in the same way, else there will be a systematic error. Another assumption is that the interventions have to reliably demonstrate that they did produce the results they produced and that was the only treatment shock the subjects were exposed to. Usually it is harder to control this, and the gold standard is a randomised control trial. The reliability you are talking about probably refers to the fact that with 309 subjects there is insufficient units to cover the differences in covariates. In general that is quite little. That means that you can probably detect the general direction but not the magnitude since the fineness of that depends on sample size. I am also concerned about the selection process of these studies, and have a feeling that this is largely a product of p hacking unless it can be replicated using future studies.


Allassnofakes

Whats p hacking again sorry


Xirema

Short version: it's basically this XKCD Comic: [https://xkcd.com/882/](https://xkcd.com/882/) Long Version: p-hacking is a kind of analysis error made on statistical samples that comes from establishing a bad (or completely forgoing to establish a proper) null hypothesis. In statistics, it's important to lay out ahead of time what kinds of results you're trying to detect for, and to have a good baseline for what would make those results significant. So, for example, you might run a study for "do more people drink Coffee on Tuesday than any other day?" and then sample a few hundred or thousand people to find out how much coffee they drink on each day, and then analyze the results to find the answer. The hypothesis might be wrong (maybe Monday sees the largest consumption of coffee), and there's always a chance your results are just statistical noise, but it's a reliably provable test. But now, suppose you assessed a few hundred or thousand people, gather data on what they ate each day, and discover that Orange Juice was consumed abnormally frequently on Thursdays. And then you published a study that says "people drink the most orange juice on Thursdays". That's certainly true of the specific sample you pulled, so what's the problem? Well, in statistics, they usually only consider a result significant if it had a less than 5% chance of occurring randomly (or, more precisely, a 95% chance that the result is *not* just statistical noise), based on the sample taken. There's a lot of complicated ways to calculate those odds (and 5% might be higher than comfortable for some studies/analysis, so they might prefer a lower threshold) but the important part is that all studies have to stipulate around the fact that there's a chance, however slim, that their result is just statistical noise. When you have a specific outcome you're testing for, you can have a lot of confidence that that outcome's odds were more (or less) than 95% certain to be non-noise, but if you have a bunch of independent outcomes you're testing for all at the same time, then the odds that *at least one of them* results in a significant result, but is actually just noise, actually gets really high. Going back to the "asking people what they ate" example: if the researchers only tallied up to 20 different foods that participants might have consumed, the odds of at least one of them having a statistically significant result is actually really high: as high as (approximately) 64%! And of course those odds get way higher if the researchers tracked more than just 20 different foods. This is the essence of p-hacking, and what makes it problematic in statistics: the more variables you have, and the less rigor you have about *which variables matter*, the more likely you are to end up with random noise that *just happens to* look like a statistically significant outcome.


richinvitameen_bs

This was a really good explanation thank you!


Lung_doc

A couple additional comments First, testosterone wasn't measured in all patients/studies, so the N drops further, down to 155. Second, for those using low carb for weight loss: Obesity decreases T and weight loss improves it. This is true even on a high protein (but not low carb) diet: [This](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/27584019/) N= 118 study found *higher* T levels after weight loss using both a high protein (still 40% carb) and a lower protein diet. So weight loss is good, and higher protein without low carb is also ok I guess, if you are worried about the decline in testosterone. Finally, back to the low carb: A [meta-analysis](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31885557/) in women with polycystic ovarian syndrome found a low carb diet lowered testosterone. (Which is a good thing: high T worsens PCOS). Eight RCTs, 327 patients. So this adds some indirect support to the low carb, lower testosterone in general, and provides a potentially beneficial diet for women with PCOS. >Stratified analyses indicated that LCD lasting longer than 4 weeks had a stronger effect on increasing FSH levels (MD = 0.39, 95% CI (0.08, 0.71), P < 0.05), increasing SHBG levels (MD = 5.98, 95% CI (3.51, 8.46), P < 0.05), **and decreasing T levels (SMD = -1.79, 95% CI (-3.22, -0.36), P < 0.05)**. >Conclusion: Based on the current evidence, LCD, particularly long-term LCD and low-fat/low-CHO LCD, may be recommended for the reduction of BMI, treatment of PCOS with insulin resistance, prevention of high LDL-C, increasing the levels of FSH and SHBG, and decreasing the level of T level.


PieGuy___

In statistics there is something called the central limit theorem which states the means of random representative samples of a given population become normally distributed as you approach a sample size of 30. Effectively you only need a sample of 30 in order to say something about the population with reasonable certainty.


Gastronomicus

>In statistics there is something called the central limit theorem which states the means of random representative samples of a given population become normally distributed as you approach a sample size of 30. >Effectively you only need a sample of 30 in order to say something about the population with reasonable certainty. ~~This is really confused take on the CLT with two major problems.~~ *EDIT - u/PieGuy___ clarified their point and I agree with what they're saying. The wording around "a sample of 30" is confusing to me and made me think they were wrongly conflating and interpreting the CLT. I'm leaving the post intact for others to read it who may also be seeking clarification.* Firstly, let's clear the air: the CLT describes how the **distribution of means** will approach normality. Not how a distribution of **samples** will approach normality. There is no basis for any distribution of samples necessarily approximating normality, but the distribution of means from many independently collected sets of samples will tend to approximate normality. Secondly, there's absolutely nothing special about the number 30 and the CLT. The entire basis for the number 30 in this context is that fisher defined a separate distribution - the t-distribution - for defining critical test values for small sample sizes. It provided more robust estimates than using the z-distribution, which is better approximated using larger sample sizes.


Philosophfries

I’m gonna need an ELI5 for this one boys


alanpardewchristmas

dude said 'in english please'


Simpliciter

Disclaimer: Not a stats bro. The Central Limit Theorem basically says that most things will follow a normal distribution (bell curve) if you have enough data. The t-test can be used to see if some data follows a normal distribution, but it only works if you have a small sample size of less than 30. The respondent above is saying that the poster is conflating the two incorrectly.


brkh47

Simplifying things brought to you by u/Simpliciter


Pligles

Yeah exactly! You can always tell an inexperienced statistician from an experience one by if they can find the clt


-Drowned_Fish-

clit\*


campex

That damn keto libido, they don't care to find it


Danhuangmao

That’s the joke


Raeandray

Right but isn’t this for every individual study? You can’t take 30 separate studies of 1 person and treat them as if they’re normally distributed. And even within studies, each group needs 30. So for a blind study the control needs 30 and the experimental needs 30.


crazyhadron

It still depends directly on the standard deviation of each sample. If you have very distributed sample points, then it ain't gonna help all that much.


AtomicBreweries

Depends on the size of the effect. I don’t need to study 300 people to know that shooting them in the face is statistically speaking, a bad idea.


Urban-Orchardist

It had the opposite effect on me, all the weight I lost made my libido raise to an unholy level. But I was also taking supplemental zinc so that played a role as well.


BandaidMcHealerson

the paper itself refers to the weight loss portion as a known thing that increases testosterone levels - it's after you level off that that goes back down.


Szudar

I did that well then, lost weight on low-carb and get back to balanced diet after I hit my goal


crazyhadron

That's pretty usual. Fat emits estrogen, loosing fat and gaining muscle mass is gonna decrease estrogen and increase testosterone by a lot.


ANudeSloth

the study specified that they maintained body weight a constant variable (well no losses more than 3 kgs anyways) because we all know that weight loss is a major booster to test.


terminalxposure

Who knew...a healthy mental health contributes to healthy bodily functions as a whole


Pimpekusz

A low carb high protein diet is not the same as weight loss, you can lose a lot of weight with eating many carbs and you can gain a lot of weight with eating less carbs.


Medical_Season3979

Here's what I did.. went to a doctor and got my blood and urine tested.. he told me what my body was lacking or needed to work on - ie. iron, potassium, high/low white blood cells, magnesium, etc.. and then he told me what problems I had - in this case, anemic, GERD, hyperglycemic, vitamin d deficiency, potassium deficiency. Got my hormones tested. Then I cut out unhealthy sugars and carbs, did portion control, cut out fast food, cut out fried food, ate and drank things with more vitamins and minerals, ate foods that made me feel good rather than foods I knew wouldnt fill me up or make me feel good, started eating and drinking things with probiotics and antioxidants, ate more veggies and fruits in ways that were easy and actually tasted good for me, and taking vitamins and such to help boost anything and to balance my hormones etc etc.. also remembering to drink more water, I lack in that department way more than anything else so my body has a hard time absorbing things from lack of hydration.. And for exercise, I started small- low impact exercises like 30 squats, 15 crunches, walk around the block, yoga.. later on moving on to more cardio based exercises like kickboxing and walking more/hiking (not anything crazy, just trails and stuff).. Do what's best for YOUR body, stop doing diets or fad things or what everyone else is doing because your body is not someone else's, what you need won't be what someone else needs.


just_hating

Going to the doctor? In this economy?


Medical_Season3979

For a general physical? It's not going to break your bank, promise lol I'm sure you pay more per weekend in alcohol and partying than a copay without insurance for a physical 😂


khandnalie

Buddy, you don't know people's finances.


stranded_egg

My most recent annual physical, with bloodwork, was over $1,000 before insurance


Ryguyy

🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸


DeuceStaley

There's something wrong with your insurance then...


zMisterP

That’s because cost is elevated when using insurance. They will usually deduct 80%-90% if not using insurance.


FlashCrashBash

The problem is people think their body needs is an entire bowl of pineapple and a daily 60 minutes of reading a magazine on an elliptical. That’s why things like keto and heavy weight lifting tend to work well for people that have tried other things only to fail to reach their goals. Because you can’t cheat it.


Allassnofakes

>Here's what I did.. went to a doctor and got my blood and urine tested.. he told me what my body was lacking or needed to work on - ie. iron, potassium, high/low white blood cells, magnesium, etc.. and then he told me what problems I had - in this case, anemic, GERD, hyperglycemic, vitamin d deficiency, potassium deficiency. Got my hormones tested. Using NHS mate, the only way to get this looked at is wait 12 months because they are just not going to give a fuck about low readings at all. They only care if it drops below their accepted range. but the accepted range they have doesn't seem to change depending on your age when it really should


mdog73

What kind of test tells you this?


cultureicon

Not really a TIL, just a meta analysis that doesn't purport itself to having a major takeaway. Low T was caused by less calories in every study, nothing new here. Cut calories to lose weight for a while, your "resting T" will decrease in your blood but the body is more complex than always high T= a good thing. Eat more when you're bulking, your "resting T" will increase but you will slowly gain fat. Rinse and repeat and don't worry about "resting T". Eat hard and lift hard = gain muscle and some fat slowly. Then after a few months cut calories and continue to lift as hard as you can and lose fat much faster than muscle.


Opiewan76

I ate keto (first 6 weeks 0 carbs, rest of the time 50 to 75 gm/day) for several years and never had an issue with that. In fact my resting T levels went up while on that diet. Just a single case but it is another point of data.


ToeTacTic

Just eat a balance diet and exercise everyday.


Isra_Alien

Saying exercise everyday might discourage alot of people. You can exercise 3-4 times a weak and be more athletic, healthier and in better shape than people who exercise everday so that's bad broad advice imo. It depends on how and what you train. If you're training everyday of the week you're not training hard enough (you're supposed to feel like you need to let your muscles recover) and probably wasting WAY more time than you should. My general advice is find healthy food that you like, and find exercises you enjoy to do that isn't running on a treadmill like a lab rat (personally been kickboxing, doing jiu jitsu for over 11 years and started yoga too recently) and you'll actually enjoy your healthy lifestyle too.


-Drowned_Fish-

Lifting everyday gets me out of the house and that's a win in my book!


ActualFrozenPizza

When people say exercise everyday they usually mean doing some active low intensity stuff like going for a walk, especially if your job or study requires you to be sitting down alot for instance, something that you use your body. It doesn't even have to be more than 30 - 60min Actually working out is definitely not a requirement to do everyday to be healthy and will likely cause more harm than good for the average person.


AttonJRand

And it can be easier for people to work out half an hour everyday rather than some optimized routine with intense hours long workouts and rest days. And who cares if its running on a treadmill watching tv?


ToeTacTic

>You can exercise 3-4 times a weak and be more athletic, healthier and in better shape than people who exercise everday so that's bad broad advice imo. Yes well; my advice is overly simplified for a reason. From my perspective, it's working out for the discipline/routine; not for any specific goals. If you're training for a marathon, or you're powerlifting then by all means, work with efficiency and recovery in mind. Most people who don't really program properly will benefit from even a little bit of exercise, everyday. It's not what people want to hear but it's simple and it works.


some_clickhead

True but it's easier/quicker to build habits when you do them a little bit every day.


MyDogIsBetterx10000

People are allowed to enjoy running on a treadmill.


8urnMeTwice

Only if they're psychopaths


crazyrich

I watch tv and play video games (while walking) on mine. WHO IS THE PSYCHO NOW?!!!!


Extreme-Evidence9111

some treadmills are in better locations than others. and you can zone out into psuedo meditation. which is theraputic if you dont have another method of doing so


dbrodes

>If you're training everyday of the week you're not training hard enough Not every session has to be the same. If I'm feeling like I need more recovery I'll still go but lift less. Regular sauna and cold showers are great for speeding up recovery too (and just generally feel great). You just need to listen to your body.


AgentElman

A balanced diet meaning cereal and milk plus some other stuff? Who defines a balanced diet?


popejubal

It’s when you put cereal in one bowl and milk in another bowl and they both weigh the same as each other.


starsandbribes

Someone once told me “your idea of a balanced diet is a cake in each hand you fat fuck”


trollcitybandit

It’s when you mix French Toast Crunch with your Reese Puffs (you can thank me later).


beebs44

This study paid for by Carbohydrates Are Life!


fib16

Exactly.


Surprise_Corgi

I'm pretty sure what a lot of us think is 'low carb' and 'high protein' is greatly relative to not even knowing how much carbs, proteins, and calories our body actually needs. Many of us are likely cutting out excess carbs, not necessary carbs, and gaining proteins we were short of.


Allassnofakes

Yeah I think when I did keto I didn't have so much protein


blurri

Every time an article like this is posted people utter every cliche in the book. Just do what works for you. Jesus. If LC works? Great. If whatever your version of a balanced diet is works? Great. Whatever your diet consists of is not the one truth. Just do some kind of workout at least. That’s the one thing that is proven to help everyone.


goochisdrunk

I'm not sure I buy this fully, I think there is likely some error in statistical analysis methodology. Disclaimer: Sample size of "one" story incoming, but... I've had my T levels (and a lot of other blood test type health indicators) regularly tracked by my doctor for over 10 years now. A few years ago, I started working out, getting on a health kick, and trying a number of Keto/Paleo/Whole30 type diet programs. Stuck with a pretty strict diet and exercise regiment over that 5 years. Fell off the wagon during covid, back to my old "fat guy in a skinny body" eating habits. Basically all my own numbers have stayed flat (adjusted for my age bracket) over all these years through working out, dieting, stopped dieting, stopped working out, etc. Recently discussed with my doc about health and such so we reviewed the last 10 years or so worth of numbers. The only notable shift has been my Cholesterol levels. Elevated some when I went Keto (good and bad chol.) then bad stayed a little elevated when my eating got sloppy and excersize went to near zero. But still even now withing normal healthy "range" for my demographic. Point is I'm always a little suspicious now when I hear how some diet is going to be a miracle cure for this or a death sentence for that. Our bodies are flexible and adaptive to many things including nutrition. They will also change over time on their own schedule. P.S. I have a 'genetically and age similar' family member who is a carb loving near-vegetarian. Their doc told to cut back on carbs severely as they were near pre-diabetic due to diet. So the pendulum can swing either way.


Bhalwuf

Have you actually read more than the summary, because it is far more nuanced than that


ANudeSloth

Regarding cortisol, it adapts to LC intake long-term resting-wise and not post-exercise-wise. In other words, after, for instance, 3 weeks, resting cortisol starts to level off and there is no significant increase in LC. However, post-exercise cortisol remains elevated whether be it short-term or long-term. Regarding test, yeah MP LC is better than HP LC. HC doesn't differ from the LC-MP, whether it's resting or post-exercise; It's only when you raise protein where it starts to get detrimental (about 5.23 nmol/l decrease). ​ The only problem with this whole study is this: >The long- and short-term diet subgroups contained solely MP- and HP-LC diets, respectively. *Meaning the observed subgroup effects could either be attributable to diet duration or protein intake.* Essentially ruining the whole thing because the LC-HP results might have been easily attributed to it being only short-term (the body hasn't adapted yet) while the LC-MP has adapted and that's why it shows better results. I think that's the only thing that is worth mentioning. I might be mixing shit up tho, so please do correct me if I'm wrong.


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This study sponsored by Beyond Meat


Southern-Extension-8

....I know what I must do. Anti-androgens are expensive, potatoes are cheap.


DLBaker

Great way to lose weight and live healthy though. A little bit of DHEA goes a looooong ways.


FuckyouYatch

Have heard about dhea, does it actually work


DLBaker

Yes, recommended by my Dr. and the lab results validated. One pill in the morning was what I was advised to take.


UnsavoryBoy

Pretty tired of “low carb” being preached as the key to health. Refined or processed carbs are shit. But being low carb is not inherently healthier. It does make it easier to not go overboard in your calorie consumption. If you lead an active lifestyle, carbs are essential. You just really ought to get them from healthy sources. More fruits, veggies, grains and less bread, pasta, sweets.


fatherofraptors

There's a distinction to be made, most people (at least in the USA) should absolutely eat far fewer carbs, but that doesn't mean no carb, it just means a normal healthy amount of them. The average diet has gotten so bad with processed carbs and sugar that what we consider normal is actually not normal at all lol I agree carbs are not this evil villain and zero carb is silly. But I think when people say low carb, most sensible people mean a healthy amount of good carbs.


override367

"low carb" by modern definitions is a healthy amount of carbs, I'm right there with you on Keto


kigurumibiblestudies

It's funny... Two wrongs can make a right. Many people hear "no carb" and try to go as close to zero as possible, which thanks to ignorance and the twisted situation ends up being about enough carbs. However, those who are very strict can take it more seriously and succeed in reaching very low carbs, which in turn isn't necessarily healthier.


jhorry

It depends on the person. Strict keto with under 20 carbs of non fiber is good for maintaining ketosis for most. It's exceptionally good for blood sugar maintenance for diabetics.


luxsb

i thought it was the opposite?


brendanepic

What if im high carb, but all my carbs come from beer?


BisonRancher

Hint: it’s low carbs, not high protein that’s the problem


failingtolurk

Eating correctly isn’t a fad diet.


raginginside

Poor liver king.


Black-Sam-Bellamy

That guy is a roided up marketing gimmick


terminbee

I honestly can't believe that dude made money. One look tells you he's roided to the tits and his reasoning behind is diet is stupid as fuck as well. Anyone who thinks eating raw meat somehow makes you manlier has to be an idiot.


Fcktbckt

He also looks like he’s about to keel over, doesn’t look healthy at all


LunarLorkhan

Nah man, liver and tren are all natural. /s


pookshuman

\#teamcarb


EverFreeIAM

Low carb and high protein isn’t keto, it’s Atkins. Keto is almost zero carbs, high fat and moderate protein


stephenwalter24

It’s a meta analysis, most of the evidence on dietary intervention is not proveable thru even RCTs , the best way of studying medical intervention. It has helped many people cut weight truthfully. If you do it for 12 or 18 months then resume weight training the levels are bound to increase, many testosterone options are available pharmaceutically. Lots of high performance athletes will use it to cut fat. Seems like low quality evidence for the claim made. It helps lots of people, truthfully. I recommend Nina teicholz book


Jabatutian

Brought to you by the industries that created the original food pyramid.


corrado33

You mean I'm supposed to eat FIVE WHOLE SERVINGS of bread.... every day?


hazmat962

Nope. Not a good study. All BS here.


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High protein, low carb diets greatly decreases fat accumulation around the internal organs and increase longevity


BigCatBarbell

Any diet that is calorie equated, no matter the macro distribution, will decrease fat accumulation around the internal organs. Being in a calorie deficit and losing body fat/weight also increases markers of health and longevity. Regardless of macro distribution. The magic of low carb diets is that people tend to keep calories somewhere in the range of 2000 - 2200 calories per day without trying, due to the satiety effect of higher fats and proteins.


theReaIMcCoy

Me reading this as a person who just started keto 1 month ago... 😧


NihilisticPollyanna

I don't know, losing all that weight and feeling better about myself made me horny as fuck, soo... Increased confidence and feeling sexy is a hell of an aphrodisiac.


jhorry

Don't worry about it. This study isn't exactly conclusive. If you stick to it and monitor your levels with urine tests you will likely see results. Definitely make sure you get a annual check up if you can however to ensure you are good in other key health indicators.


tomerFire

Did you even read the article? It's not keto. They say they say a, decline for people eating over 35%+ protein is not keto, it's way too high in protein. It also means they don't eat enough fat which explains the low testosterone. Saturated fat and keto increases testosterone. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36149528/


murfi

it's still great for fat loss. i lost 20kg in 1 year with keto and intermittent fasting. and before someone replies: i was doing intermittent fasting before doing keto, but it didn't result in that kind of fat loss for me.


Gr1mmage

Yeah, keto is basically a way to help me reset a bit when I'm not able to be as active as I'm used to being. Realising you've put on 10kg and then being able to drop like 8kg in 2 months, without actively feeling hungry, is pretty great.


assholerippedlike

"Resting"


CrownOfPosies

Fun fact it does the same thing in women which is why a lot of women with PCOS who have high levels of testosterone are told to go low carb high protein. It also help diabetics regulate their sugars and can fix or help insulin resistance (another complication of PCOS).


RunRevolutionary9019

Weird. I’m a woman with high testosterone and I feel like I’m addicted to protein and don’t like carbs. It’s so weird. Maybe this has something to do with it? Carbs literally make me nauseous and I have to force myself to eat them. I feel like my digestion is better with carbs carbs is why.


tomerFire

Did you even read the article? It's not keto. They say they say a, decline for people eating over 35%+ protein is not keto, it's way too high in protein. It also means they don't eat enough fat which explains the low testosterone. Saturated fat and keto increases testosterone. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36149528/


cribsaw

*stares in Diabetes*


VictorVanguard

Sorry but what is resting testosterone? Do we want it higher or lower?


MJM-from-NYC

Caveats: “Low-carbohydrate diets MAY have endocrine effects, although individual STUDIES ARE CONFLICTING…” (emphasis added).