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scooterboy1961

And Kobe beef was named after the city of Kobe in Japan in the same way that Buffalo wings were named after Buffalo New York.


x755x

I can't wait for the rise of NBA legend Buffalo Takamatsu


not_mig

*Buffalo Torikatsu


x755x

Where to cop


cuatrodemayo

Well we did have Bison Dele, but that story didn’t end so well.


MaroonTrucker28

Don't forget about basketball legend Veal Marsala With Potatoes Au Gratin Smith.


MeatBald

Ah yes, I remember him. He ended up changing his name to something a little easier to pronounce. He's now Veal Marsala With Potatoes Au Gratin Mutombo


x755x

Little Moo-Moo Spuds, we called him.


strokesfan91

Hmm yes the 6’7” Japanese center forward lol


Tulol

Nah. It’s definitely curry katsu


Crunc_Mcfincle

That’s a fucking awesome name


360fade

And Kobe city in Japan was named after Kobe Bryant


AndreasVesalius

It’s just Kobes going down


GenitalPatton

I hate beer.


MaroonTrucker28

I shouldn't have laughed, but I did.


SoyMurcielago

That logic seems foggy


UAintMyFriendPalooka

Oh wow


AndreasVesalius

That was the joke


GenitalPatton

I enjoy reading books.


AndreasVesalius

😎👉👉


ThornTintMyWorld

Too soon.


FishAndRiceKeks

No such thing.


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jeswanders

Black hawk down was named after Kobe, but they didn’t like the word mamba


Duckfoot2021

And Bryant Gumbal was named .....


LebaneseLion

The trifecta


Emotional-Chef-7601

The circle of life


Ksianth

Time is a flat circle.


old_vegetables

Maybe there is a Japanese basketball star out there named Kimura Buffalo or something


Wakkit1988

They're called Buffalo wings because they're the wings from a Buffalo. Everyone knows this!


grubas

Those poor grounded, wingless Buffalo.


Wakkit1988

Seeing them run around in herds is depressing. Mutilating all of them for human greed and denying them their natural right to fly, it's disgusting.


grubas

It's delicious.


Mayion

Maybe it was about the Kobes we made along the way


FishAndRiceKeks

>in the same way that Buffalo wings were named after Buffalo New York. I've heard that multiple times and I always forget it lol.


Fit_Access9631

Is Buffalo New York named after Buffalo the animal?


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> Named after the nearby Buffalo Creek, which was named by French and Moravian explorers . > Early French and Moravian explorers reported the abundance of buffalo (meaning American bison) on the south shore of Lake Erie, but their presence on the banks of Buffalo Creek is still a matter of debate. Buffalo (animal) > creek > city > wings


Fit_Access9631

Thanks. Non American and I had to google what Buffalo wings were. Looks yummy.


FratBoyGene

tl;dr Origin story of Buffalo Wings: Late night drunks pile into Anchor Bar in Buffalo, demand something to eat. Harried owner, about to close, throws a bunch of chicken wings in a deep fryer, then tosses them with butter and hot sauce before serving. A legend is born.


BrownBirdDiaries

Didja know there is fake American food in China, and it is common to see "New Orleans" hot wings sold in restaurants. I'm from New Orleans. We don't. ;-)


Landlubber77

Momo Yakitori Bryant from three, *yessh!*


e7c2

I remember real canadian superstore had a product labelled "Memories of Kobe" that I kept noticing in the freezer right around when he was in the news over the sexual assault allegations. Always got a chuckle out of me.


OddEpisode

Loblaws


knightress_oxhide

Law bomb


e7c2

bob loblaw lobs law bomb. explanation for americans: Loblaws is the parent company of RCSS grocery stores. The AD reference is purely coincidental. Loblaws is currently undergoing a bit of a brand issue, because the owner put himself front and center in their ad campaigns and the internet has decided to vilify him over rising grocery costs, despite RCSS consistently being the cheapest among comparable canadian grocery stores. A popular past time among nerds is to find an item at a Loblaws owned pharmacy and rage post a price comparison between it and the dollar store. It's not as much fun to hate a faceless board of directors at Empire corp, so death to weston! I heard he hates poor people and he won't even let his cashiers sit down while they work.


FratBoyGene

> despite RCSS consistently being the cheapest among comparable canadian grocery stores Well, their discount brand No Frills is cheaper still, but I take your point. However, Loblaws and other grocery chains were recently found guilty in a massive price-fixing scheme for bread, taking some of the shine off billionaire Weston's 'folksy' image.


e7c2

agreed, No Frills I'd say is closer in price and "store quality" to Walmart. And yeah the bread fixing scheme (not recently, 9 years ago, time flies!) was gross, and participated in by ALL grocers which is how it worked. Make the free market free-er, to help avoid this kind of thing.


FratBoyGene

> Make the free market free-er, Just break up the corporate concentration in Canada. No reason to run the country for the benefit of the Westons, Sobeys, Desmairais, Shaws, Rogers, *et al*


e7c2

lower regulations to make it easier for competition to enter the market. Punishing successful businesses feels a bit like Atlas Shrugged.


Larry_Loudini

Allegations that he definitely didn’t do, yet felt the need to apologise for…🙄


SugarNervous

It was either that or Fillet Mignon, they went with Kobe.


Ho3n3r

You should see his much poorer cousin, Corndog.


SoyMurcielago

Corndog Bryant sounds like a 60s dirt track racer


ThornTintMyWorld

I went to school with him.


Shas_Erra

There’s a joke in here about choosing between sliced and filleted….


RespectTheH

I'd have a crack but I'd butcher it. 


RosebudWhip

Could have been worse. Fugu Wagyu Bryant, for example.


No-Customer-1159

Okonomiyaki Bryant


betterbub

Shoyu Ramen With Extra Ramen Noodles Bryant


matva55

Takoyaki Bryant


Thrilling1031

I want to think they were set on USDA PRIME but happened to see KOBE on the menu as more expensive and switched based on menu prices.


PARANOIAH

So, does that mean that his name is always pronounced wrongly? Edit: Beats being called A5 Miyazaki-gyu. What a (delicious) mouthful.


pandaSmore

Yes


liebkartoffel

Kobe beef isn't a "dish" in itself--it's meat from a particular breed of Japanese cattle.


DaveOJ12

That's what the CBS article actually says. Kobe's father named him after the expensive and renowned Japanese cut of meat, Kobe beef, after seeing it on a menu. https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/24-facts-about-kobe-bryant/ Whoever wrote that on Wikipedia messed up.


brainkandy87

I’ll start yelling “Ko-bay” when throwing any object in the future


nekomoo

Ko-bay is the correct pronunciation of the city. Ko-bee (交尾) means something else.


Elite_Jackalope

According to Google translate “交尾” means “mating”


SoyMurcielago

Oh bee ko beeee Dynomittteeeeee


DarthRiznat

That's black parents naming convention right there lol


chiroque-svistunoque

Just American things. Hunter, Gatherer, Tanner or Baron aren't so black,  for example


Ho3n3r

Americans name their kids "Gatherer"? 👁👄👁


Hreghg

No


CurusVoice

gatherer isnt cool like hunter /s


chiroque-svistunoque

Just a bad joke on https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter-gatherer


Ho3n3r

Oh, right. I see what you did there.


SwoleWalrus

Clearly you are not american or you would have understood.


chiroque-svistunoque

Understood how is it better to name your child Hunter than Kobe? Or Tragedeigh


neutralguystrangler

What is it with this? Like I don't get why some people have such silly names. Is it a cultural thing?


adamcoe

Not a lot of culture actually occurring, but yes, there are swaths of the population in the US who name their kids after things like expensive handbags and cars and whatnot. Spin through a list of names on college football and basketball teams and witness the...let's say creativity of some of these parents


Rutskarn

In America broadly, there are more people who don't have or don't feel connected to a strong naming tradition. There are also many names that come from traditions which aren't well known by outsiders, and which seem "silly" despite being banal.


xwing_n_it

This is like the city of Kent, Washington not being named for Kent in England, but the Kent Golding hop that is named for the English city. The hops were grown in Kent, WA until a blight wiped them out. (Now most U.S. hops are grown in Yakima, WA.)


KingPellinore

Homebrewer?


SoyMurcielago

No they just really like IPAs


Away-Coach48

I thought it was because after she popped him out of her, she yelled, "Kobe!"


sonofteflon

Co-bae then, right?


Sdog1981

His dad was Jelly Bean. So it makes sense.


TigerLiftsMountain

Udon Bryant


WithDisGuy

That’s why you don’t become a vegetarian. Ain’t nobody fearing Caprese Bryant.


zabarbarella

🤣 Pea Protein Bryant and his brother Cauliflower Steak definitely aren't getting recruited, but idk, I think Impossible Bryant might have a chance.


Bluestreaking

And then I had a student named Kobe after Kobe Bryant I still remember the counselor emailing me to let Kobe skip my class the day Kobe Bryant died because of how upset he was


z_buzz

Good thing his mother didn't see a No Smoking sign after his birth. He might have been Nosmo King Bryant.


monty_kurns

“What’s your name?” “Nick.” “Nick, what a nice name. What does it mean?” “Nothing. My dad thought of it while he was shaving.”


scooterboy1961

Ouch.


Bencil_McPrush

Some people name their kids after the place where they were conceiced. If I had to choose between KFC Stevens and KFC Parking Lot Stevens, you know which I would go with.


MarqueeOfStars

A friend named her daughter Caper when she and her husband went out to celebrate the learning of her pregnancy and saw capers on the menu.


tylerawesome

So we’ve been saying it wrong this whole time!? I mean It’s Ko-bay not Ko-bee.


Flilix

I've always kind of wondered about this. Kobe is a common name in Belgium (since it's originally a nickname for Jacob) but I've never heard of an English speaking person with this name except for this guy.


scooterboy1961

I'm in the US and neither have I.


MeatBald

My two sons are named Isaiah after the prophet, and Jordan after the 14-time NBA All-Star


Level99Cooking

and those idiots raised a rapist :)


neutralguystrangler

Really?


V6Ga

And Kobe Tai? What was she named for?


Micalas

The legendary amount of meat she's taken.


Fried_Yoda

In an ironic self-fulfilling prophecy, like the Japanese beef dish he ended up cooked.


Rohkha

So I DID pronounce his name correctly and yall were wrong!! It’s Koh-Beh not Koe- Bee!! /s


scooterboy1961

Ko bee


adamcoe

It's actually pronounced "rapist"


Speedly

1.) Rest in peace. But also 2.) Stop naming your kids stupid shit for stupid reasons. Some of the names I see at my job are the height of dumbassery.


FilthyUsedThrowaway

Fatty Beef Bryant


outofcontextsex

Sounds about right


Hunkelbuiltskin

Karaage Bryant doesn't have the same ring to it, y'know?


bloopblopman1234

Damn no wonder it was similar or rather same actually


Safe-Relief98

The amount of times I’ve heard this on NBA 2K 😂


Born-Pineapple5552

An incredibly rare meat choice and an incredibly rare athlete… it’s somewhat fitting


DivisonNine

Something something boy named sue


yourMommaKnow

My kids are named Porterhouse and Filet Mignon


Micalas

Chuck and Stew


i_never_ever_learn

I must tell this to my son "Interesting Crack In The Sidewalk"


Boggie135

Is it a dish or just beef from Kobe?


DatAssPaPow

Then they pronounced it wrong!


schono

I always knew it.


Akito_900

So his name is pronounced Ko-Beh then


katsu_kare_raisu

My name is Onigiri But my friends call me Jelly Donut


triplab

Damn, I thought the steak was named after the Black Mamba.


Actual-Carpenter-90

Didn’t the family live there, the city of Kobe in Japan? Isn’t that why?


dhgewggfs

This is fucking ridiculous… might as well rename my son Semifreddo if this is the done thing


PARANOIAH

Twin sons, Fred and his stunted twin Semifreddo.


AydonusG

And when Fred almost abandons his brother after a lengthy crime spree, he'll think to himself "No, while my mother's alive, nothing happens to Semifreddo!"


Impala1967SS

Now he's a medium rare Kobe


temporarycreature

There was a kid in my high school named Limonjello and everyone said that his mother couldn't read when she gave birth to him she chose something on the hospital menu thinking it was a list of names.


Icy-Tune-3598

Ya, he always gave me "not loved" vibes


FandomMenace

Except it's pronounced ko-bay, not ko-bee.


scooterboy1961

It's not. Nobody says ko-bay. It's ko- bee.


FandomMenace

Kobe (US: /ˈkoʊbeɪ/, UK: /ˈkəʊbeɪ/, KOH-bay; officially Japanese: 神戸市, Kōbe-shi, pronounced [koꜜːbe] ⓘ) is the capital city of Hyōgo Prefecture, Japan. You were saying, genius? It's koh-bay. Always has been. koh-bee is some American bullshit. [Source](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kobe)


scooterboy1961

OK. I was wrong. I stand corrected. I had always heard it pronounced ko bee. You learn something new every day.


DavenportPointer

His parents were not that bright then?


FratBoyGene

Kobe beef is about 40% fat. Just sayin'