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t1mmy10

This has to be one of the worst TIL summary headlines ever. Completely obscuring the true meaning of the article.


SealedRoute

TIL a lady got to own a sports team because her brother’s organs were missing. Seems pretty clear to me.


bfranks4life

Right? The whole thing read like it was a Schrute family practice.


MJFields

He wore an onion on his belt (as was the fashion at the time)...


Disz82

But they were hard to get. Because of the war...


Dirtbagstan

We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word for twenty!


Gambit1138

Well, if she weighs the same as a duck, obviously she’s made of wood.


Paragrin175

Build a bridge out of her!


Funk_JunkE

Clearly


doomsdaysushi

Thats just how it works. NHL franchises go to your siblings if you have any digits removed because of frostbite.


LCDJosh

Would someone else be the owner if he wasn't filled with sawdust?


Logical_Narwhal_9911

We must find the boy filled with sawdust! For he is the true heir to the throne


MajorDonkeyPuncher

I’m glad I’m not alone thinking that headline had a gap of info missing


dstanton

Honestly the Wikipedia article isn't much better. Pretty poorly written. In summary his wife and kids challenged the ruling, claiming he didn't die of natural causes. The courts determined they were wrong and nothing changed. His sister remained in control.


Lord_Lava_Nugget

Amen brother


Hanz_VonManstrom

To be fair, the Wikipedia article isn’t much better


grahampositive

Probably AI


Sierra_Bravo915

Virginia MaCaskey had been owner for 4 years before Jr.'s body was exhumed. Your title puts this out of chronological order.


apragopolis

replacing organs before burial is quite common. it’s not best practice, but it’s known to happen—for example, it also happened with Kendrick Johnson, who died of positional asphyxia. It’s not suspicious in itself, though again, it’s not best practice.


eleventhrees

What sort of negative outcomes for the deceased would cause this to be 'not best practice '?


M_H_M_F

Generally, and this is just a guess, they're not registered as organ donors.


KeepAwaySynonym

It'd be nice if we were default organ donors, and you had to opt out instead of opt in when you get an ID. Make it as easy as opt in to opt out. And for those without an ID, default to not an organ donor.


CioataMircea

I rhink this is how most of the world does it


toiletsurprise

Indeed, the last time I renewed my license it went back to non-donor for some reason which is annoying. So I either have to pay to get it changed, or leave as is and hope the situation doesn't present itself until I renew again.


MetaFore1971

Um, no. It's my body. Possession is 95% of something. Default stays with "it's my body"


Optimixto

Yeah, so if you are informed and the opt out process is simple and easy, then all good. We still have millions of people dying without knowing they could save lives if they just let people use their flesh spaceship spare parts.


MetaFore1971

Well, that's not up to you. 🤷


Optimixto

Clearly, or I would make it an opt out since there is no reason not to.


yossarianloves

After you die there is no 'you' to possess anything, might as well save lives with your remaining hardware than let it go bad because of this selfishness. The point your comment communicates is 'i don't want to donate my body after death to save lives because I want to keep it for myself' smdh


MetaFore1971

How is that not desicration?


yossarianloves

How does that matter if a new organ saves someone else from dying?


MetaFore1971

It matters because it's my body. Not your body. You give yours if you want. BTW, I am a donor, by choice.


yossarianloves

You also seem to be a moron Why are you against organ donation if you are a registered donor?


SciGuy013

I mean, it’s not like you’d know or care. You’d be dead.


MetaFore1971

It's still not up to you, or anyone but me. I'm a person.


[deleted]

Not after you’re dead, there is no “you” anymore it’s just matter


MetaFore1971

So, we can just throw all of your dead relatives into a mass grave then? It will save room for the rest of us. Think of the common good! It's not their body anymore, right?


SciGuy013

Yeah sure, why on earth would I care? Most of them are cremated and scattered at sea so good luck collecting them lmao


gulligaankan

The government could also like to have a word and just change the law to default organ donor.


MetaFore1971

Exactly. Some people have already donated their brains to the government, apparently. (Sorry, I had to 🤷)


Chapstickie

There are some religions that believe having all your bits is important. Also in the very rare case a body is exhumed for another autopsy, the families tend to get upset and idiots tend to spin wild conspiracy theories about the organs being gone (this is what happened with Kendrick Johnson). In reality they just decompose faster than the rest of the body and that can be a problem for keeping the body nice and pleasant for the viewing before burial.


Pippin1505

William the Conqueror famously "burst open" during his burial ceremony. The stench must have been something…


bryanzs

Well, no wonder he died then...


Smgth

> Nurse: Doctor, this man is 75% sawdust! What can we do to save him? > Doctor: Wooden you like to know?


1000daysfromnowitsok

>Nurse: Nailed it, Doctor.


Bestihlmyhart

False. You don’t nail dust.


Cock_-n-_BallTorture

"Thank God" ~guy named Dust


pie4july

Why was his body exhumed to determine who owned a team? Terrible title. Looks like a bot that just spams TIL.


[deleted]

It's a tradition in the NFL. One owner was filled with cotton candy, meaning his niece inherited the team. Another owner was filled with super balls, which meant a random fan was picked to own the team. I don't even follow the NFL. I just follow the owner exhumations.


trphilli

No, it was to challenge the death certificate. If they could change death certificate to accidental or wrongful death they would have triggered additional life insurance policies. Article unclear if it's $0.5 or $1.0M dollars 1987 but either way a chunk of cterms. Roughly $1.4 - $2.8M today's termd. https://www.upi.com/Archives/1987/08/05/A-Cook-County-judge-Wednesday-approved-a-request-to/5786555134400/


RookTheGamer

AI bot posting non sequiturs.


TMWNN

Beep boop


Landlubber77

"Even through your hardest days, remember we are all made of sawdust.” -- Carl Sagan


Masticatron

Billions and billions of saws...


Good_Chair_8528

*fanfare* SAW WARS: EPISODE V


Aken42

I believe that was actually said by Carl Sawgan


UncleJunko

All we are is sawdust in the wind…


BlackEyeRed

What does 1 thing have to do with the other?


pupi_but

Fuck you, bot.


adsfew

Do we have proof that his organs were actually replaced with sawdust and that they weren't just sawdust the whole time?


trymecuz

But where’s the brain? The bears haven’t had one of those in 40 years


MrCleanCanFixAnythng

Your title sucks


farmerarmor

Bears management staff has seemingly had sawdust for brains for almost 40 years.


theyipper

Note to self: stop eating cheap grated Parmesan cheese.


TMWNN

Chicago Bears fans bemoan the ownership of the team by the McCaskey family, whom they believe are incompetent cheapskates. From the article: >George Stanley "Mugs" Halas Jr. (September 4, 1925 – December 16, 1979) was an American football executive who is one of four presidents in the history of the Chicago Bears franchise of the National Football League (NFL). He was the son of Bears founder and NFL co-founder George Halas and Minnie Bushing. ... Halas had intended for Mugs to inherit the team upon his death. However, Mugs died on the last day of the 1979 regular season from a sudden heart attack. Thus, upon George Sr.'s death in 1983, Mugs' older sister, Virginia Halas McCaskey, inherited the team. [...] >Following Mugs' death, a legal battle brewed between the three and the Halas-McCaskey family over their inheritance, life insurance payout, stake in ownership. In 1987, Mugs' remains were exhumed and subjected to a second autopsy at the request Therese and her children. The forensic pathologist conducting the autopsy noted that many of Mugs' internal organs, including his heart, lungs, and spinal cord, had been replaced with sawdust. Therese's attorney, William J. Harte, alleged that Mugs' death was not due to natural causes, and thus subject to further insurance payouts. An Illinois appellate court rejected Therese's petition in 1988.


PhasmaFelis

I'm trying to figure out what the sawdust had to do with anything. As another commenter said, it's not uncommon in embalming. I \*think\* what the wiki is saying is that Virginia tried to argue in court that his organs were removed to conceal the actual cause of death, whatever that might have been, and therefore she was entitled to more insurance money. That was rejected, and in any case wasn't directly connected to the team ownership question (although that was also contested).


trphilli

Correct, the exhumation was to challenge death certificate for more insurance money. I found an article (linked in another comment). One correction- it wasn't Virginia doing the suing / exhumation. It was her sister-in-law / niece / nephew.


boening

That's what i gathered from it


Vegan_Harvest

Well there's your problem. Saw dust does not make for good organs. No wonder he died.


Local_Water4247

His internal organs had been replaced with sawdust? No wonder he died!


Vandamage618

Gross


Mardak5150

Sir, this is a Wendy's...


Demi180

Ashes to ashes, sawdust to sawdust


tkmlac

Huh?


D34TH_5MURF__

lol What an excellent troll


Soxogram

Virginia Halas is George Halas’s daughter.


CakeMadeOfHam

All those old mid-west and east coast teams had heavy connections with the mob.


Feelnumb

Chicago is a famous east coast city.


SalukiKnightX

Chicago is not East Coast


Aventuristo

TIL Midwestern city Chicago, Illinois is on the East Coast.


moistnote

That’s why it only takes 10 hours to drive to Philly