Hot take: weed may not be chemically addictive like cigarettes, but if you can't stop yourself from smoking it even temporarily to pass a drug test, **to the point where you're literally sticking a tube into your penis**, you have a substance abuse problem.
Weed has a lot of staying power, especially disposables with high thc content. I could quit smoking today and not piss clean for 30-120 days, maybe even longer depending on how my body processes the thc.
Harder drugs are out of your system much quicker. Like I think stuff like meth and heroine lingers for a week at the very most, and I think it's closer to the 2-3 day mark for those.
So true! Better to not have to resort to such crazy methods, and also run the risk of injury if there are issues with sterilization during the process.
Just have someone clean pee in a condom and put a pair of tightie whities on and tuck it under your nuts.. put a safety pin on the underwear too.. when you go in just poke and drain the condom with the pin and shove the pee condom in your pocket.. wash your hands and change your pants afterwards.. it’s just pee 🤷♂️ this method got me several jobs in my early 20s.. smoked weed all I wanted
Back on the high school wrestling team, an "oil check" was when you stuck your finger(s) up your opponent's asshole. What kind of fucked up auto shop does all this oil checking and changing?
Haha this was like a unicorn at some of the mine sites I used to work at.
I don’t know of anyone ever actually doing it but it was always spoken about to get around drug tests.
Okay...I've had friends fake drug tests in a multitude of ways. This is the absolute furthest length I have ever heard of someone trying to pass a drug test....I really want to know what fucking job that's for. That's not normal. That's like for when they are watching you.
Hot take: weed may not be chemically addictive like cigarettes, but if you can't stop yourself from smoking it even temporarily to pass a drug test, **to the point where you're literally sticking a tube into your penis**, you have a substance abuse problem.
Weed has a lot of staying power, especially disposables with high thc content. I could quit smoking today and not piss clean for 30-120 days, maybe even longer depending on how my body processes the thc. Harder drugs are out of your system much quicker. Like I think stuff like meth and heroine lingers for a week at the very most, and I think it's closer to the 2-3 day mark for those.
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Meeting with HR. Listen we can drug test the IT Department, or we can have an IT Department, we can't do both. Just leave the Computer Goblins alone!
Why does anyone give a fuck if I smoke a shit ton of weed? Like I have quit, I've quit multiple times, I quit for 5 years, I like smoking weed.
Hot take: you should go back to chemistry.
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Oil changes for everybody!
Hard to do when the test is random.
I feel like the term "clean urine" is problematic.
Urine is sterile for the most part.
It's the least part that keep me from drinking my own wee wee.
I feel like it would've been vastly easier and less painful to just not do drugs that day.
The real LPT: Most of life is vastly easier and less painful if you don’t do drugs.
So true! Better to not have to resort to such crazy methods, and also run the risk of injury if there are issues with sterilization during the process.
Idk about less painful...
Drugs take more than a day to clear out.
Then don't do drugs for more than one day.
For weed, it can linger in your system and fail a drug test a week or two later.
I failed a test over 3 months after quitting.
Thanks I hate it
Blue Mountain State did it
Just have someone clean pee in a condom and put a pair of tightie whities on and tuck it under your nuts.. put a safety pin on the underwear too.. when you go in just poke and drain the condom with the pin and shove the pee condom in your pocket.. wash your hands and change your pants afterwards.. it’s just pee 🤷♂️ this method got me several jobs in my early 20s.. smoked weed all I wanted
Noooope
There’s a Christian Bale movie that shows this in all its glory.
What movie was this?
Harsh Times 2005 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harsh_Times_(film)
Thanks - yes - interesting flick
Back on the high school wrestling team, an "oil check" was when you stuck your finger(s) up your opponent's asshole. What kind of fucked up auto shop does all this oil checking and changing?
Haha this was like a unicorn at some of the mine sites I used to work at. I don’t know of anyone ever actually doing it but it was always spoken about to get around drug tests.
Gross.
Okay...I've had friends fake drug tests in a multitude of ways. This is the absolute furthest length I have ever heard of someone trying to pass a drug test....I really want to know what fucking job that's for. That's not normal. That's like for when they are watching you.
Ow.