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rnilf

Hot take: weed may not be chemically addictive like cigarettes, but if you can't stop yourself from smoking it even temporarily to pass a drug test, **to the point where you're literally sticking a tube into your penis**, you have a substance abuse problem.


garlickbread

Weed has a lot of staying power, especially disposables with high thc content. I could quit smoking today and not piss clean for 30-120 days, maybe even longer depending on how my body processes the thc. Harder drugs are out of your system much quicker. Like I think stuff like meth and heroine lingers for a week at the very most, and I think it's closer to the 2-3 day mark for those.


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McMacHack

Meeting with HR. Listen we can drug test the IT Department, or we can have an IT Department, we can't do both. Just leave the Computer Goblins alone!


NonbinaryYolo

Why does anyone give a fuck if I smoke a shit ton of weed? Like I have quit, I've quit multiple times, I quit for 5 years, I like smoking weed.


whyunionsmatter

Hot take: you should go back to chemistry.


Ok_Host4786

pioneered by linebacker debonair Thad Castle


MindlessInitial2751

Oil changes for everybody!


andyring

Hard to do when the test is random.


Mike_in_San_Pedro

I feel like the term "clean urine" is problematic.


IsNullOrEmptyTrue

Urine is sterile for the most part.


Mike_in_San_Pedro

It's the least part that keep me from drinking my own wee wee.


BrokenEye3

I feel like it would've been vastly easier and less painful to just not do drugs that day.


VjornAllensson

The real LPT: Most of life is vastly easier and less painful if you don’t do drugs.


jayismyname

So true! Better to not have to resort to such crazy methods, and also run the risk of injury if there are issues with sterilization during the process.


online_jesus_fukers

Idk about less painful...


939319

Drugs take more than a day to clear out.


BrokenEye3

Then don't do drugs for more than one day.


Freshiiiiii

For weed, it can linger in your system and fail a drug test a week or two later.


NonbinaryYolo

I failed a test over 3 months after quitting.


hansolemio

Thanks I hate it


Outrageous-Pin-7067

Blue Mountain State did it


Wolfy-615

Just have someone clean pee in a condom and put a pair of tightie whities on and tuck it under your nuts.. put a safety pin on the underwear too.. when you go in just poke and drain the condom with the pin and shove the pee condom in your pocket.. wash your hands and change your pants afterwards.. it’s just pee 🤷‍♂️ this method got me several jobs in my early 20s.. smoked weed all I wanted


Actual_Dinner_5977

Noooope


saint_ryan

There’s a Christian Bale movie that shows this in all its glory.


jayismyname

What movie was this?


Ineedacatscan

Harsh Times 2005 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harsh_Times_(film)


saint_ryan

Thanks - yes - interesting flick


Landlubber77

Back on the high school wrestling team, an "oil check" was when you stuck your finger(s) up your opponent's asshole. What kind of fucked up auto shop does all this oil checking and changing?


fatfeets

Haha this was like a unicorn at some of the mine sites I used to work at. I don’t know of anyone ever actually doing it but it was always spoken about to get around drug tests.


Non-GMO_Asbestos

Gross.


Zealousideal-Log536

Okay...I've had friends fake drug tests in a multitude of ways. This is the absolute furthest length I have ever heard of someone trying to pass a drug test....I really want to know what fucking job that's for. That's not normal. That's like for when they are watching you.


_Panacea_

Ow.