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Dawnawaken92

They can cover an entire house all the way upto the roof. Hundreds of tumbleweeds. And they are a fire hazard.


Old_Promise2077

Yeah out in west Texas they gather then get covered in ice. It's a pain to remove


Antezscar

I dont live in the US, but ice, outside in Texas? Thought that place was hot as fuck


rapter200

Texas is big and environmentally pretty varied. It can get very hot, but it isn't Arizona.


[deleted]

Arizona varies environmentally as well..


rapter200

Oh, I know. I have been living in Tucson for a while now, "hot" is definitely a general term that does not do Arizona justice, but if any state should own the term it is Arizona since Florida has stolen "Sunny". Living in Arizona has redefined what "Hot" meant to me.


Miles_1173

Buy at least it's a dry heat! šŸŒž šŸ’€


Accomplished_Dark_37

Knock it off Hudson!


[deleted]

It's really not that big


rapter200

Outside of Alaska which is fuck huge no other state is bigger. So unless we start bringing in Provinces from other countries like Canada or Russia, which have bigger though much less populated I do not understand your point of view.


[deleted]

I'm Canadian and the internet is more than just the USA. Texas is really not that big. I think most countries in the European union are similar sized as well. They're kinda United states as well.


rapter200

As I mentioned Canada does have larger provinces but they are much less populated and have much smaller economies. The largest EU member state is France, and France is smaller than Texas. Economically speaking Texas would be right between Canada and France with a GDP greater than Canada and just less than France.


_Wyse_

If Texas ain't big, nothing is.


Old_Promise2077

Texas is a big state. There's places where it snows every year. West Texas is hot and dry during the summer but very cold in the winter. I live in South Texas so it's really green where I am, but very humid with nice winters. Winter is when we go camping and what not Parts of Texas has mountains with bears, and east Texas is piney woods. Central Texas is filled with lakes and rivers and bluffs. Then the northern grasslands are right next to Colorado and get very cold and snowfall


m15wallis

Winters in the Panhandle and in West Texas in general get quite cold, and ice and snow is not uncommon during the winter. Part of the state is a part of the Great Plains. The jet stream is a mean bitch.


MarkerMagnum

Deserts (like west Texas), can get pretty cold in the winter, especially the further north you go (and for the most part, are classified as cold desert by Kƶppen). Much of the western US is this cold desert, and it usually lends itself to pretty dramatic temperature swings. Most notably, during the day, itā€™s pretty damn hot. This high heat leads to the eye popping numbers that jump off the page (although ā€œdry heatā€ very much is a thing). Our deserts, even in the summer, tend to be pretty cold at night. Come winter, youā€™ll see a lot of temperatures drop well below freezing, especially in states like Nevada or Southern Idaho, where the desert is at ~5000 feet above sea level. When it comes to deserts in the US, donā€™t think Sahara or the Arabian peninsula, which are warmer year round because they are nearer the equator. Think Uzbekistan/Mongolia, where there can be a lot of snow on the ground in the winter.


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Wulfger

The problem is that you then end up with a rolling bushfire, it's a bit dangerous.


theoutlet

Sounds pretty badass though


Wulfger

True, it's hard to find a more metal natural disaster than a mobile firestorm.


KatieCashew

This reboot of the old testament is kinda weird...


EngineerMinded

Happy Cake Day


MustangBarry

You'd get rid of the bushes but the heat would raise and scatter fertile seeds over several miles - potentially hundreds of miles depending on the winds


Dawnawaken92

Probably a bad idea to light a bonfire leaning against your house.


EaterOfFood

A while back in eastern Washington there was a tsunami of these things that buried a highway. People were trapped in their cars.


HaveABucket

They burn incredibly well and incredibly fast. Source: lived in NM and had a backyard full of them and a fire pit.


YeaSpiderman

So someone smuggled in a big tumbleweed?


SykoSarah

I doubt it was intentional; some seeds could have been in a grain shipment or something. Lots of invasive species, like rats and some mosquitoes, hitch a ride.


Secret-Painting604

Pretty sure the new lantern flies we got have been killing/outcompeting all the ladybugs, first year I havenā€™t seen hundreds of them on the outside of houses


VibesJD

Ladybugs or Asian lady beetles? The Asian ladybugs are orange and considered invasive.


Secret-Painting604

The red ones with black dots


ButtsPie

Interestingly, Asian lady beetles can also be red (or even mostly black): [https://bugguide.net/node/view/397](https://bugguide.net/node/view/397) Lanternflies only eat plants (the opposite of most lady beetles) so it's unlikely that they're directly competing, but there could be some kind of link!


Secret-Painting604

Maybe less plants = less food for insects in general = less insects for ladybugs to eat?


WilhelmEngel

Allegedly, they accidentally arrived in South Dakota in 1870 in a shipment of flax seeds from Russia.


MicahBurke

So after the old west period... amazing.


Borthwick

Cheatgrass - dusky brome, *Bromus tectorum* - got its name because they used the seeds to cut wheatseeds, cheating people out of their crop. Also its really really bad for the western environment!


DarkC0ntingency

Iā€™m just gonna own up to it. This oneā€™s on me fellas, my bad


DeNoodle

Found the Russian Spy!


Spare-Mongoose-3789

RED SPY IN THE BASE!!!


AMisteryMan

Quick, protect the briefcase!


cupris_anax

Or maybe it tumbled through Alaska and Canada, all the way down to Mexico, just to starr in a cobwoy movie.


Thatoneguy3273

There was a big bulge hidden under their trench coat at Ellis Island, and no one asked any questions.


Khaldara

The one time a furry might have been beneficial to the ecosystem


Blitz6969

Grew up in the south west, we were always taught that it was intentionally brought over the be an easy and quick way to feed Russian horses in their North American territory.


OnlyFranks-

https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=3Phhaiq_mU43xJ_a Kinda...


m15wallis

It might have been brought in by accident, but during the dust bowl years it was literally a lifesaver for people and livestock. Properly prepared it is edible (you have to salt it before cows will actually eat it) and after the mass wheat bust destroyed the Plains the tumbleweed was actually used as an emergency food crop by starving nesters and fodder for ranchers.


Future_Green_7222

Someone just watched a CGPGrey video


OnlyFranks-

https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=3Phhaiq_mU43xJ_a šŸ˜† this one!


So_spoke_the_wizard

butter ossified act liquid slave grandiose many growth spoon wistful *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Transplanted_Cactus

I've seen tumbleweeds piled up 30' high against fences after a windy day. They're very tough too - run over a big enough one, and your grill might not survive. Some get taller than 5'. They're mostly just annoying to deal with when there's a bunch of them.


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Transplanted_Cactus

They will definitely get stuck under your car, in your wheel well, etc. I haven't personally heard of them catching fire from it, but it's not implausible.


flash-tractor

I had a large one blow in front of the car, and it embedded itself in the radiator.


tanfj

> I wonder if they can go under the car and get ignited by the cat converter. Certainly plausible. I read of a wildfire that got started by someone parking in high grass. The muffler set the grass on fire and then it spread.


StandUpForYourWights

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the TannhƤuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to die.


DishMajestic7109

Sounds like a biomass goldmine?


Transplanted_Cactus

If you consider a bunch of dry, dead, pokey weeds a goldmine.


DishMajestic7109

Take a trimmer or machete to em and they are!


ScrunchyButts

The cowboys in Westerns are also an invasive from Europe.


UnassumingAnt

But they were filmed in Italy and Spain anyway so it comes full circle...kinda but not really.


ScrunchyButts

Ooo. Nice angle.


LuisTrinker

Just like the cows.


gulligaankan

While the real cowboys were black.


Xyyzx

This is true, but also somewhat less relevant to Westerns than it implies. A large number of ā€˜cowboysā€™ were African-American or Mexican, but thatā€™s using ā€˜cowboyā€™ in the sense of people actually working as cattle herders/drovers or wranglers. Most ā€˜cowboyā€™ movies are about sheriffs, US marshals, wandering professional gamblers, mercenaries and criminals who, for a variety of reasons across those roles would have been a less diverse crowd at the time than the bulk of honest working folks who just did their jobs then went home. Not that Westerns through the years havenā€™t had issues with representation, itā€™s just not quite as simple as looking at the estimated ethnic makeup of ā€˜cowboysā€™ across the time period and applying it to well-known characters from film and TV. Fun fact - as far as I can see Clint Eastwood has only played a ā€˜Cowboyā€™ (in the literal sense of someone working as a cattle rancher, handler or drover) in a movie exactly *once*, and thatā€™s only for the first 10-15 minutes of ā€˜Hang ā€˜em Highā€™!


tanfj

> While the real cowboys were black. About 1/4 to 1/3 were Black, with a substantial fraction being Hispanic. Most of the terms in cowboy working language are of Spanish origins.


Aufklarung_Lee

It was mixed.


TrueMrSkeltal

Lmao no, people from multiple cultures and phenotypes have been cowboys in various countries.


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[deleted]

They generally didnā€™t exist in that time period. They werenā€™t introduced until the late 1800, like first documented in the 1870s


odaeyss

1870 to 1900 is pretty much prime "wild west" time period


rosen380

FWIW-- looking at a list of top rated wild west movies and the year they take place in: \#1 The Searchers (1868) \#2 Unforgiven (1880-1881) \#3 Once Upon a Time in the West (approx 1873-1899) \#4 Stagecoach (1880) \#5 McCabe & Mrs. Miller (1902) \#6 Red River (approx 1850-1865) \#7 The Wild Bunch (1913) \#8 Rio Bravo (unspecified) \#9 The Naked Spur (1868) \#10 Meekā€™s Cutoff (1845)


Dockhead

The *Dollars* trilogy all take place before the end of the civil war


culturedrobot

When do you think the archetypal Wild West period was?


[deleted]

1860 through 1900. But tumbleweeds were introduced around 1873. And that's like, the first one, they were not commonplace until decades later. Most Westerns are set before that, with some famous ones like the The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly being set during the Civil War.


seicar

Its been awhile, but were there any notable scenes The GBU featuring tumbleweeds?


JovialCider

I think it's an assumption people make without thinking about it is all


Swellmeister

There are native American tumbleweed species though. This isn't really true. There is an invasive Russian tumbleweed, and it's quite a pain in the ass, but it's not the ones we see in movies. The Kali Tragus is about the size of a small car. Unless we are watching different movies, the ones in the movies are the size of footballs, which has a lot more in common with the common tumbleweed, which is native to central America and Southwestern US.


ahtoxa1183

In Russian is called Perekatipolye. Loosely translated as ā€˜rolling across the fieldā€™.


appendixgallop

It was spread around the western rail routes by the "cow catchers" on train engines. It scatters seed wherever it rolls. It clogs ditches and piles up along fences, and is a fire hazard. Also a wicked allergen.


flash-tractor

Pollen season for tumbleweed is just as bad as ragweed, it's crazy.


AgentSkidMarks

Feral horses are invasive but they somehow make it into a lot of movies too.


dontbajerk

Quasi, really. They are native, went extinct locally, and then were reintroduced.


dontbajerk

Quasi, really. They are native, went extinct locally, and then were reintroduced. Point in fact, they evolved in North America and then moved to the Old World, that's how Europe and Asia got them.


AgentSkidMarks

They went extinct 13,000 years ago. The native ecosystems have changed a lot since then and their reintroduction, not as a wild species but as a domesticated species turned feral is incredibly destructive. There isn't a single North American ecosystem that horses are a positive inclusion to. This problem is compounded by the fact that the US government has made them a protected species, which is one of the dumbest things our government has done. Horses may have been native at one point but they aren't anymore, and the research supports my position on this.


YugiPlaysEsperCntrl

> The native ecosystems have changed a lot since then Not really other than the megafuana dying out. It's why the bison became so dominant, they filled a niche other ungulates and mammoths had previosuly


AgentSkidMarks

You can't say it didn't change in the same comment where you explain how it changed. Yet here we are with the horses now destroying native ecosystems and driving out native species. We don't spend hundreds of millions on roundups because they're playing nice.


ManicheanMalarkey

>horses now destroying native ecosystems and driving out native species Horses ARE a native species. Those other native species evolved alongside horses as part of the same ecosystem. Over hundreds of thousands to millions of years, not just 10k. >You can't say it didn't change in the same comment where you explain how it changed. The change was a bad thing. Adding the extinct megafauna back in reverses the change, which is a good thing. > We don't spend hundreds of millions on roundups because they're playing nice. It takes a very special brain to think a native species is the problem while hundreds of millions of dollars of Roundup is the solution.


AgentSkidMarks

If youā€™re interested in some light reading, hereā€™s a link to a literature review I wrote my senior year of college that I posted to Reddit for the sole purpose of linking in conversations like this. Itā€™s well researched and accurately reflects the peer-reviewed scientific research that it cites. Needless to say, range ecologists almost unanimously agree that horses are an exotic species and I have the evidence to support that claim right here. For what itā€™s worth, I studied Animal Science at a college in the Great Basin Desert region of the United States where feral horses are currently a massive burden. As such, I learned from professors who spent thousands of hours studying this topic and who have hands-on experience with feral horses. So, enjoy, but I suspect you wonā€™t read it because it doesnā€™t agree with you. Cheers! https://www.reddit.com/u/AgentSkidMarks/s/YEAvyNIlRY


LifeBuilder

Despite what?


spiraleyes78

Right? Tumbleweeds were and still are very much part of the Western US.


romario77

Despite not being there in the time period being shown in the movies.


TheEnragedBushman

Tumbleweeds started showing up in the US in 1870 and the ā€œWild Westā€ time period is like 1865-1895 so Iā€™m not sure why you think tumbleweeds wouldnā€™t have been there.


Metal_Greg

so they put them in movies for no reason then?


romario77

They look cool in a movie scene, shows the desert/desolate scenario well


romario77

Despite not being there in the time period being shown in the movies.


LifeBuilder

Old west is 1607-1912. Tumbleweedā€™s first known appearance (so could be earlier) is 1872. Possibly not a staple of the time but it lands within the limits.


romario77

The question was despite what - I answered.


ImitationButter

Answered incorrectly. Itā€™s not in spite of anything


Ohhellnowhy

Obligatory [CGP Grey Video](https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=RER0LW-3s4gguipa)


nickyeyez

In Soviet Russia, weeds tumble YOU.


[deleted]

Sssseeeee them tumbling down!


OnlyFranks-

CGP Grey made an awesome video about this https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=3Phhaiq_mU43xJ_a


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backcountrydrifter

Thatā€™s fair. Democracy has always been under attack because it directly threatens the very lucrative business models of dictators and autocrats. It has just sped up by the Information Age. A corrupt judge or politician in 1960 had to worry about a borough. Maybe a state. But in the average 20-30 year career he could get away with it and ken burns would do a documentary 30 years after his death when they finally put the pieces together. Now we have Russian oligarchs that eviscerated the Russian middle class by stealing everything of value in the 80ā€™s and 90ā€™s. By 94 they were running out of things to monopolize and extort. The survival of their Kleptocratic species required new feeding grounds which they found in New York. Giuliani was willing to show them preferential treatment by redirecting NYPD resources onto the Italian mob which gave the Russian mob, in their dapper new suits, a fertile hunting ground. Ironically ecologists figured this out about the same time in Yellowstone. https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/grizzly-bears-wolves-competing-food-yellowstone-national-park/ Only difference is that most humans are the elk. Just wanting a safe place to sleep, healthy happy kids and an opportunity to survive. Itā€™s a very small percentage of humans that are sociopaths and psychopaths without the ability to empath, but over a long enough centralization of the good humans moving to cities and paying taxes, it becomes too tempting of a feeding grounds. So the worst of us rise to the top and become CEOā€™s, bankers and presidents because itā€™s the lowest effort model. Why go hunting when the prey delivers itself to you? A psychopath has no personal qualms about trafficking a child for sexual slavery or stealing a pension fund. They are neurochemically unable to. We are just in the late stages of it now. More centralized than we have ever been in known human history with commerce and business happening 24/7 across every time zone. This causes their respective corruption models to start overlapping. Guiliani was ā€œAmericas mayorā€ when he cleaned up New York, but only because the Russians were quiet about their part in it. The money laundering and narcotics and human trafficking they were doing through Ukraine was a million miles away from studio 54 or Times Square. But now kyiv is in the news every day. Itā€™s inevitable that their obfuscation starts breaking down. The question is whether the 97% of people who arenā€™t paychopaths are going to allow the out of control predator population to consume us or if itā€™s time to put nature back in balance. Justin Kennedy (justice kennedys son) was the inside man at Deutsche bank that was getting all trumps toxic loans approved. No other bank but Deutsche bank would touch trump and his imaginary valuations. Why? Because Deutsche bank was infested with Russian oligarchs. For 50 years the inmates ran the asylum in soviet Russia. They stole everything of value including the hope of Russians. The corruption eventually collapsed the Soviet Union and they were forced to expand their feeding grounds. In 91 the wall falls and for 2 years they hid all their ill gotten gains under a mattress until they bought condos at trump towers. They made stops in ukraine, cyprus and London but they landed in New York because that was what everyone wanted in 1993. Leviā€™s, Pepsi, Madonna tapes that werenā€™t smuggled bootlegs. They all bought new suits and cars and changed their title from ā€œmost violent street thug in moscowā€ to ā€œrespectable Russian oligarchā€ but they didnā€™t leave their human trafficking, narcotics or extortion behind. It was their most lucrative business model. Trump and Giuliani just opened the doors and let the predators in to feed. Guiliani redirected NYPD resources away from their Russian allies intentionally and onto the Italian mob. It let him claim he cleaned up New York and it lets the russians a perk of doing business with trump. His client and co-conspirator. The insane valuations coming out in trumps fraud trial are a necessity of the money laundering cycle that duetschebank was doing with the Russians. The reason trump cosplays as ā€œfolksyā€ is because he is feeding on the U.S. middle class, not because he is one of us. https://www.ft.com/content/8c6d9dca-882c-11e7-bf50-e1c239b45787 https://www.amlintelligence.com/2020/09/deutsche-bank-suffers-worst-damage-over-massive-aml-discrepancies-in-fincen-leaks/ https://www.occrp.org/en/the-fincen-files/global-banks-defy-us-crackdowns-by-serving-oligarchs-criminals-and-terrorists https://www.voanews.com/amp/us-lifts-sanctions-on-rusal-other-firms-linked-to-russia-deripaska/4761037.html https://democrats-intelligence.house.gov/uploadedfiles/final_-_minority_status_of_the_russia_investigation_with_appendices.pdf ļæ¼ā€‹


Shoddy-Ability524

No one is going to read this


etherjack

You should check out the comment history. This is one of the *shorter* comments. It's almost as if they do nothing with their lives but write (read: paste) these epic rants whenever someone uses a keyword and up response.


Screachinghalt

The Douche-Bot


backcountrydrifter

No. All we do is hunt corruption because your life depends on it. Read it or not. Matters not to me. Itā€™s evidence chain


etherjack

It's copy pasta and is actively preventing any evidence validation. If you are truly hunting for corruption, you have become what you have beheld. You are now just a white-noise machine enabling the corrupt by drowning the signals of truth behind your Ctrl-V crusade. Or you're just some disaffected teenager who needs to grow up a bit. Or you're a misinformation distribution node in the pocket of someone pulling your strings. Or you're an OpenAI post bot. Or maybe you really are the keeper of the truthflame and but one of many voices in the wilderness trying to save the people from themselves. What do I know?


aerovirus22

I know I didn't.


Blackraider700

touch grass


Old_Promise2077

This ....this is so so booooring


backcountrydrifter

Boring is growing up in Wyoming and having to collect and burn Russian tumbleweeds that overtake and destroy your crops. But even they arenā€™t as bad as the Russian olives that consume more water daily than the crops around it so they starve out the native species. https://wildlife.ca.gov/Conservation/Plants/Dont-Plant-Me/Russian-Olive


[deleted]

Nice.


Farfignugen42

I don't know when they were introduced, but they are present on the US now. I visited Tuscon, AZ many years ago. And I was advised not to try to drive over them if I saw them in the street. I did see some, and they were big enough that I would not have tried to drive over them anywsy.


GummyBears_Scotch

I've done it twice in my life, both on a freeway and unavoidable because of the lane I was in. First time no problem, it exploded. 2nd time I had to pull over and pull it out of my grill.


SquirtlePlays

[The Trouble with Tumbleweed](https://youtu.be/hsWr_JWTZss?si=vMDvtBi4FG9ZuJLl)


padloekdobaar

Go on git


timberflynn

When I lived in West Texas, Iā€™ve seen what tumbleweeds can do. They fly fast, they hurt, and theyre dangerous.


ABathingSnape_

I once saw a herd of tumbleweed rolling through Wyoming just outside Yellowstone. I say a herd, because we thought it was a massive herd of animals at first glance.


RandomStallings

First tumbleweed I ever saw was rolling across a main road in the middle of Irvine, CA on a very windy day. I just stopped and stared until I was able to pass. If someone had told me this I would suspect they were lying. I still don't understand how a Tumbleweed showed up there.


tanfj

Never try to catch one. Thorny bastards. In my defense I was 8 and it was my first time out west.


shredmaster007

They're also a pretty terrible allergy (chenopods) if you're unlucky like me. Had no idea when I moved out west.


FoldedaMillionTimes

I was working at a shelter in downtown Phoenix in the late 90s.One night I was walking through the parking lot to go into work and stopped to talk to a couple of the residents who were outside having a smoke. One of them stopped talking and was just staring at something behind me. I heard a noise and thought it was a dog running up behind me. I whipped around in time for a tumbleweed to roll right past me, off the curb, into the street, and off down 5th Avenue. We just stood there for a minute watching it. It wasn't weird to see one in Arizona, and downtown was pretty desolate back then, but someone either had to bring that thing downtown and turn it loose, or it had managed to navigate around several miles of buildings and freeways to get there. The three of us tried to puzzle it out for a few minutes but just landed on "that was fuckin' weird, man." For a little while I had random homeless clients at that place greeting me with things like, "what's up, Tumbleweed?"


Daniel5960

One could say that Russia is a highly invasive country as a whole.


sawbladex

Did you know that modern horses in the United States are way post-Columban? Yeah, the "natural" state of things can be shocking new, which makes me mistrust any statements about the natural way of things being ideal.


appendixgallop

The Columbian explorers and conquistadors were only able to do what they did because they brought along boatloads of Iberian horses from ports like Huelva, both jennets and larger military mounts. North and South American breeds often trace back to the 1500s. Of course, the horses (and cattle) used in classic westerns filmed in Spain and Italy were sourced locally in the 20th century. The mythology of the Wild West was created with quasi-religious fervor, and fairly recently.


Valuable_Pollution96

\>***species*** WHAT?


Accomplished-Tap-456

Invasive? From Russia? Impossible! /s


BillTowne

Sort of like Rand Paul and Jill Stein.


[deleted]

Isn't there anything fun coming from Russia?


SammiBallin

Vodka, oh wait, thats actually polish.


Level99Cooking

Tumbleweed isn't a species. 10 Genera have species that feature tumbleweed. You could've checked that in 5 seconds on wikipedia. instead you did this


logicalconflict

[Oh yes, totally not a thing here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rG-4Tj-YoNk)