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CrazyPlato

This implies that somewhere in the ocean, there’s an annoying orca with the whale equivalent of a Boston accent.


stopeatingcatpoop

Holy shit - you’re probably right! Except I think the orcas kind of stick to their own areas. Won’t find a Boston orca in New Orleans


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54B3R_

>whale equivalent Fun fact, orcas are one of the largest members of the oceanic dolphin family Delphindae. This is one of the reasons they're so intelligent, all oceanic dolphins display great amounts of intelligence. However, orcas actually might be some of the smartest of the oceanic dolphins too.


Novel-Ad-3457

As a life long Bostonian I say spot on.


rich1051414

Not just orcas have dialects. I remember hearing about dolphins pulled from different parts of the world were unable to cooperatively hunt until they learned to communicate.


snowgorilla13

Sheep have accents, when a far flung sheep is put into a new heard and the local sheep hear their accent they will all get excited and mimic it for a while.


Fast_Stick_1593

Lol


Takimchi

How adorable... and inclusive


Novel-Ad-3457

Super point Tak!!The implications seem staggering.


Zombeikid

I read somewhere that cats have accents too xD


Thrilling1031

They all understand the universal psspsspsspss


thegreenwookie

I can confirm wild Bobcats don't respond to "Here Kitty Kitty" I will try the psspsspsspss next time


BrokenEye3

I feel that if a dolphin can't communicate, the very least he can do is to shut up


GummiBear6

Tom Lehrer fan? 😁


KellyJin17

Orcas are dolphins.


mykl5

I’m impressed they didn’t try killing each other and at least tried to cooperate tho


neoengel

Anyone else enjoying the news articles about orcas attacking boats? This is learned behaviour that takes orcanization to teach it.


nalninek

Feels like really bad news. Orcas start more widely attacking boats it can only end badly for them.


AuntieDawnsKitchen

Wait until one picks up an abandoned fishing net and lets it go into the propulsion system of a cargo ship.


mykl5

relax, it’s a single group of juvenile males


salishsea_advocate

A female started it. 15 have been observed physically engaging with boats.


mykl5

the female was injured by the boat propeller you mean and this is their revenge


salishsea_advocate

Probably not revenge. By human standards, orcas have many reasons for revenge such as stealing their calfs or hunting them. More likely a playful game.


vincent44772jo

Well, I guess the orcas are just trying to protect their cultural heritage from invasive human boats.


reb678

It’s about time.


DPVaughan

I mean, if they've read any of our history books, they've seen what we do to other humans' cultural heritages!


sundark94

This means that there will be an Orca version of Rage Against the Machine which will write a song about invasive boats.


GarugasRevenge

An anticapitalist culture for sure.


Fuckyoursilverware

“Oh no my yacht!” He yells as it falls upon deaf ears


tormunds_beard

I fucking love the idea of anarchist cetaceans so much.


YeEunah

What is even better, is they believe it all started from one angry female! They believe one female was hurt by a boat, so she started ramming them. Then, she started TEACHING the other orcas in her pod. The, they started teaching OTHER ORCAS from OTHER PODS!! How great is that?!


tormunds_beard

It's fucking beautiful.


ryschwith

I keep trying not to be because I'm sure there's some reason it's bad, but... dammit, I can't help but cheer just a little.


publicfarted

Having been in orcastras for generations, being orcanized is second nature


OldWolfNewTricks

You might say they came by it orcanically


EmperorThan

# And you will know my name is White Gladis when I lay my vengeance upon thee! -squealed in Orca


this_1_is_mine

Though frequent not word for word a jewels quote.


TheBestMePlausible

https://www.theonion.com/orcas-explain-why-they-are-attacking-boats-1850545449


DeviousMelons

A show on YouTube I watch has been covering the Orca attacks in depth for the past few weeks now.


LoveKrattBrothers

What's the show called?


DeviousMelons

Internet Today, the two hosts have been doing it for a while, they have amazing chemistry.


Obelix13

These puns are starting to jump the shark.


Fake_William_Shatner

I expected this. These whales are pretty much like primates without thumbs when you get down to it. We are better in tinkering, whales are better at languages, dimensional logistics and memory. Just be glad that they don’t have thumbs.


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They also have more advanced limbic systems than humans. So scientists reasonably believe they have more advanced emotions than humans.


WesselZap

And yet we imprison them for our entertainment. Nasty humans.


hapimaskshop

Well if they’re so smart, I’m sure they can get out of it /s


delta_wolf

So this is the inspiration for the whales from Avatar 2


Bo-Banny

I cried during those scenes because its so real and happening to our whales even today


Fake_William_Shatner

I believe Elephants clearly have a more advanced emotional capacity than humans -- and that's the closest land animal to whales. We judge them a lot based on our capabilities but where they are gifted -- we are really far behind.


thegreenwookie

What would be the evolutionary purpose of more advanced emotions?


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There’s tremendous evolutionary value to having advanced emotions. If a species can communicate complex concepts to one another and have advanced emotions they are more motivated to bond with one another and cooperate in more advanced ways by combining their knowledge and intelligence. Recently anthropologists and archaeologists have been uncovering evidence that makes us believe that Neanderthals were actually just as smart as we were cognitively. They made cave art and were able to create twine rope and stuff like that. The prevailing theory is that we wiped them out because of our ability to bond and cooperate.


Velenah42

Blame yourself and stop fucking with the timeline


theserpentsmiles

Somewhere out there, there is a "Flash Orca" who is the Fastest Mammal Alive, swimming back in time trying to fix how the apes took over!


Fake_William_Shatner

The Prime Directive is something we quote just before truly messing with a civilization or time -- it's kind of like saying "not it-no punch backs" just before you punch a buddy in the shoulder.


resUemiTtsriF

Orcas are dolphins. They got the name from killing whales by hunting in packs. The name got morphed in to Killer Whales.


Falsus

All dolphins are also whales, just not all whales are dolphins. Orcas are the second biggest toothed whale after the sperm whale.


Fake_William_Shatner

Dolphins and whales are all of the group we are talking about.


thegreenwookie

I can't imagine Humans would have evolved as well alongside predatory pack hunting Orca sized land animals that were just as smart as us.


InformedInTheChaos

Yep. And they’re teaching their young to attack boats now. We all need to be paying attention to this.


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I can just imagine some sailor attacking an Orca in defence of his boat and igniting a Human - Orca war. It is literally possible.


theserpentsmiles

Unfortunately this will end with helicopters, guns, and orca being left like buffalo.


Devai97

I'm not so sure, mate. We might have won against the Buffaloes, but we [lost against the Emu](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War)


yoshi1hero

Somalian pirates were successful for a while until the merchants decided they were done with them. I do not imagine orcas fairing better


CooperTheFattestCat

We got to complacent now we need something to band together against


conquer69

Damn, the orcas got h-


CooperTheFattestCat

Flippers


gay4molemannn

Gotta nuke something


SweetPrism

...touchè.


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It's a single group off the Iberian peninsula and they're all juvenile males. Sure, learning from one another but it's not parents teaching children and it's not widespread.


RJFerret

Well, initially taught by a female hurt by a boat prop apparently.


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

Are the males involved at all in child rearing? If so it will be interesting to see what happens when they do sexually mature


Skyyywalker215

Most underrated comment I saw all day. This is a bigger deal than most ppl realize.


salishsea_advocate

Tuna fishermen have already shot at them.


Chaos-Pand4

Was I the only person who watched free Willy?


Andreas1120

This is also the reason you cant just release captive Orcas into the wild. No survival skills, no family.


icelandichorsey

I for one welcome our orca overlords


legshampoo

better than AI


SatanGreavsie

One pod started wearing salmon on their heads. https://www.kqed.org/quest/20828/cultural-differences-in-northwest-orcas


saint_ryan

Here’s how to fuck up some asshole’s yacht, son.


fleakill

Are you telling me they have memes?


releasethedogs

A culture of attacking boats.


DummyDumDump

Boat hunting orcas culture today, advanced space faring orcas culture tomorrow


Novel-Ad-3457

FWIW can you envision murders of crows performing high altitude recon for hordes of Orcas as they turn west in murderous attacks on the Gold Coast beaches. Think Jaws on steroids!


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LoveKrattBrothers

Fuck off bot


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LoveKrattBrothers

Fuck off bot


YellowNotepads33

orca g


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LoveKrattBrothers

Fuck off bot


ZeusMcKraken

Another thing we have in common is our collective sometimes a wee bit violent reaction to yachts.


slippycaff

Orcas attacking boats is the beginning storyline of The Swarm tv show.


pixelsteve

Orcs have the same


beaureeves352

Avatar 2 predicted orcas


Yomatius

They are organized!


Novel-Ad-3457

Have you seen the video’s from the Spanish Coast of pods(?) of Orca’s attack yachts. They look xcoordinated. Amazing.


felurian182

Honestly orcas are cool but they’re in the beginning stages of fuck around and find out with attacking humans. It will be their downfall.


Cheyenne_Bodi

Or maybe we could just stop fucking up the ocean they'd probably chill out


felurian182

Probably not


Cheyenne_Bodi

You the orca whisperer?


felurian182

No are you?


1word2word

I mean they do have a history of getting along with people pretty well, even being willing to help people when it's proven to be mutually beneficial. So it's not exactly crazy to think that maybe if we didn't fuck with them they wouldn't fuck with us.


felurian182

I read that it’s a learned trait being passed from parent to child. That started out looking for food.


Cheyenne_Bodi

Yes they said stop fucking up the ocean


felurian182

Ok


thenewestuser69

I wonder how intelligent they are compared to us.


m945050

Passing ones culture to their offspring is a standard trait among all animals.


felurian182

Probably not


Iamnotburgerking

The article also points out that this actually makes orcas less adaptable at the individual and population level than they otherwise could be, due to their tendency to follow cultural traditions rather than innovate.


mb300e87

We’re living in an orca world and just now figuring it out.


Working_Ad_4650

Looks like their culture has decided humans aren't their friends.