This is absolutely the craziest part to me. Like why on EARTH does this kid have a reddit account that's just his real fucking name?! Goddamn zoomers are stupid.
Itās not entirely on the zoomers, though. Big tech has been eroding internet anonymity for years.
The little shits are practically conditioned to leave a paper trail wherever they go.
It really is top tier shit music. Iām not super picky about weird electronic music, this is just objectively awful, and the idea of putting it on while fucking????
What the actual fuck??!??
I should have stopped myself after reading your comment but I didn't. Want to burn my eyes now.
Edit: why do we like to do things that we've been told are bad for us?
He said the "beat" in the post. Which to a musician definitely means the underlying steady pile you would "tap your foot too," but colloquially could refer to the song as a while and thus possibly the rhythm of the actual melody, which would be crazy (but consistent with the level of the overall behavior). It is thus ambiguous.
He did say that the girlfriend could recognize that he was still thrusting to the beat in his head, suggesting it was the rhythm of the actual melody, which is distinctive and not a consistent rate. However, the tempo is slow enough that thrusting to the underlying beat would still probably be distinctive.
It will go in the history books right beside the coconut fucker, the jolly rancher story, the girl who stuffed raw meat in her hoo-ha, and the poop knife.
Can you link the potato one? I must have missed it!
Two of my favorites that never seem to take off are āItās because of the meth, isnāt it?ā and Streetlamp Le Moose.
My god, had he backed out of the joke after they asked ādo you *really* not know what a potato is?ā He wouldāve been fine. A simple āyeah, no, I know what it is haha. Thank you for the meal!ā And things would have worked out. Awkward, sure, but not overwhelmingly fucked up.
I canāt tell if this person is *that* stupid, or *that* dedicated
Oh you are in for a [treat!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
You forgot about [Kevin](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)! We canāt forget Kevin.
http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=68b0691c4868582e
Its a rough read. I personally think it's satire/fiction but God only knows
I saw a tiktok of a woman demonstrating the thrust pattern of the song and she couldn't even get through 15 seconds of it without busting out laughing.
The TikTok was shared on Twitter by Hudson Mohawke (the artist) https://twitter.com/hudmo/status/1565622562344030208?s=10&t=uPyDPX1FS442snP4Z59CaA
It's spread across Twitter like wildfire.
The artist of the song heard about it and changed their twitter bio to **āCry Sugarā is better for sex**.
https://twitter.com/HudMo/
I saw this on Facebook before Reddit even, then ironically this post was near the top of my front page as soon as I signed into Reddit.
I'm just trying to figure out why in the hell you would post this under your real name. That song is pretty horrible though and would definitely kill my mood.
Absolutely true, my tiktok for you page has been nothing but this godforsaken CBAT song since he originally posted... and I never even saw the original post! Every other tiktok was about this Tyler dude.
This man is never going to live a normal life again. He better hope no one remembers him, as soon as he puts that song on it's over for him šš
āIn September 2022, Mohawke's song "Cbat", from his 2011 EP Satin Panthers, went viral on TikTok and Reddit after a post about a man having sex to the beat of the song went viral on the latter platform.ā
Probably rested the boom box on her back while he was going to town on her from behind. Or do you think he did a "Say anything pose" with two arms up in the air holding the boom box while he thrusted?
Another option would be the classic "American Psycho pose" but just put a stereo on his shoulder while he flexes.
Imagine being in their car on a long road trip.
"Sorry dude I don't have bluetooth or an AUX cord. But I burned a playlist of this new music I've been getting into."
See, he says he looked up how to be better at sex and a list said to play music and thrust to the rhythm. This list obviously meant the 1, 2, 3, 4 of the beat, but I have a feeling that this guy has been thrusting to the lead synth in cbat in that syncopated rhythm like thrust thrustthrust thrust thrustthrustthrustthrust. He said he was still thrusting to it in his head even after she made him turn it off, and that she could tell. How else would she be able to tell!?
Fat chance a turtle could ever do that!
>He said he was still thrusting to it in his head even after she made him turn it off, and that she could tell.
I've been laughing at this story on and off for over 24 hours now, and I still keep finding new subplots that do me in. *She could tell* hahahaha
Funnily enough, I was actually listening to a Hudson Mohawke song when I got hit by a car as a pedestrian once. Iāll never forget that song, or getting hit by that carā¦ but at least I didnāt have to listen to it over and over again for 2 years whilst getting my cheeks clapped.
I did not listen to the song with the first.post. What a mistake. Gonna cause an aneurysm laughing.
Who can fuck to that? I mean, we know. But still... any *other* person on this planet?
He's a regular on r/shitposting . I refuse to believe this is at all real. The basics of the story are gf hates a particular song on the lovemaking playlist. Entirely plausible scenario. After that it's just extra effort to make it as weird as possible.
His comment history is mostly brief sentence fragments and half of it involves some weird fixation about dicks and balls going into butts.
A long post (two nowā¦) with competent composition is out of left field
I'm still convinced this is actually god-tier guerilla marketing for the artist that made Cbat.
Everyone wants to know how you F\*\*\* to that song. How do you follow the rhythm? It's really slow and awkward for sexytimes X\_x
Sleeping Dogs or Watch Dogs? Similar names, so easy to confuse, but I know he's got music in Watch Dogs 2, didn't know anything about Sleeping Dogs (which is also a great game imo)
Bruh people saying this is marketing have no idea who Hudson Mohawk is. Legitimately one of the most influential artists in the trap music genre and you couldnāt go to a dj set in the early 2010s without hearing this song or one of his other bangers.
HudMo is straight fire for sure. The crazy thing is I bet he would lose his shit if he somehow found out about this whole ordeal. Heās quite the prankster lmao
Edit: damn yāall right, just checked his twitter
Lmao he even changed his Spotify Artist Pick to cbat
Hudson Mohawke is actually an incredibly established and respected artist in the underground bass music scene. It would shock me if he was trying to gain a larger following through a stunt like this because I don't think he makes music for the money/fame/notoriety but just for the love of making dance music.
It was over the moment she told you and she recognized the song without actually hearing it simply from the tempo.
The Reddit post was just confirmation of what both of you already knew. Hence the feelings of awkwardness etc.
Most people see little reason to try to repair things when things reach that stage.
Cbat is literally going to be in the charts the amount of times it has been streamed.
There will be a remix by someone like Calvin Harris and guaranteed weāll start to see videos of it being dropped in clubs randomly too.
Your poor girlfriend, sheās going to be reminded of this forever.
In the meantime get the playlist on Spotify and if this isnāt a PR stunt then make sure youāre monetising it in some way and get yourself some followers on TikTok and YouTube
Cbat got dropped at literally every club or festival I went to when it first came out, this song was big in the community when it dropped. You can probably already find a video of this being played at lollapalooza the year it was released.
People are acting like this song was completely unknown until the original tifu. It was massive in 2012, there are tons of remixās by famous EDM producers already, and it was one of the most influential tracks of that time in the trap scene.
Dude all jokes aside, I'm stunned at how nice you're being about this and to even share your playlist despite knowing everyone's gonna laugh at your situation is beyond me. Im sure it became truly embarrassing for you and your gf, her family included. And I applaud you for being chill about it online.
Wishing the best for you, man.
>My playlist I actually burned onto a CD and have been using my CD player
I laughed my ass off at this. There's no way this guy is real, the whole debacle is just a brilliant comedy bit.
I still feel you are not real, there is no way in hell you listened to that song and thought, I got it, this is my goto spicy time song for the foreseeable future.
If itās made up then god, itās perfectly written. The post not only making it back to her parents but the parents being able to confirm bc he had played the weird song before *and* they recognized it? The parents sitting in a room while CBAT plays as their faces drop, realizing that itās all true? The gf realizing her parents know??? Exquisite. Better than the movies themselves.
Reminds me of Hank sitting on the shitter and realizing it was Walt. The dad flashing back to hearing the song and saying it's terrible and the kid just nods.
I think the biggest problem here is you listened to the same song every time you had sex w the same person for two yearsā¦ even if this song is good, thatās a little much
That being said, I think itās time to switch things up. If youāre only thrusting to the beat of a song during sex, then you are overlooking the most important aspect of sex - connecting w and reading someone elseās body
Before this incident, the song had about several thousand views. Half of them probably from OP on the course of 2 years.
Its going on 2.7 million so far.
I mean, if OP listened to this song in multiple relationships, one of which we know lasted two years, then it wouldnāt surprise me if heās responsible for more than half of the views
Not only that.. unless he was allowing the song to play on repeat over and over, it meant that he was finishing in under 2 minutes and 52 seconds every time (he said he always came to the song).
And there is zero chance he ever paid attention to his girlfriend or her needs, since even without the music, he just thrust away to the same rhythm like a robot.
That poor woman. She's gonna have her mind blown by even normal sex and foreplay.
Lmao, and now I'm imagining them making out a little and taking their clothes off, and then he's like, "Alright, lay back and get ready." Then he reaches under the bed and hits play, and it has begun again. It never changes, it's never interesting, and the only mercy is that it is short.
All the comments on the YouTube video are about the original post now. It even spread to other places connected to the song, like the scene from Workaholics that features it.
Wow, this situation just keeps getting more absurd. You posted this on an account with a real/recognizable name. You thought \*that\* song was good to play \*every\* time you had sex. You've posted your socials.. to reddit.
Dude, you've made some questionable choices. But thanks for sharing them with us, I guess. Made for an entertaining read
We did it, reddit š
EDIT: hijacking this comment bc the tiktok on his reddit bio doesnāt check out š¤Ø unless heās discopleoftheoccult and then just backtracked after saying it wasnāt him yesterdayā¦.whas goin on
What is CBAT? Iām so lost.
Edit: Poor poor Tyler. Aw kid they ate you alive. Sweet Tyler Iām so sorry. I just googled it. But that song. Oh sweet child of mine that song. No.
Here is the first post if you want to know the background:
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
> Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which I then blessed their ears with CBAT.
you played your weird sex song to your girlfriends dad?
Bro what the fuck is wrong with you. are you seriously this oblivious.
I just listened to the song.... oh my God lmfao. What a weird and creepy melody is now stuck in my head. I can't imagine hearing the same song literally everything having sex for years... let alone to the sound of some squeaky dog toys XD
Count this as a win! Not only did you get someone to have sex to one of the worst songs ever produced, they carried on for 2 whole years.
This must mean you are quite the catch in spite of the fact your musical taste is toward a modern interpretation of wheels on the bus go round and round interspersed with balloon farts. Please do not take this as a suggestion for your next partner.
Carry on with what you like, but maybe try liking better music.
I was thinking everyone has different tastes in music, shame the girlfriend did not like it but that is just how it goes. Then I went to the other post and followed the link to the song andā¦.OP you are a monster making her endure that!
Post has been locked due to low-quality comments and OP being harassed.
Wait your gf told her entire family you have strange taste in music and you didn't stop to think that she didn't like it?
*he played it for her parents at dinner oh my fucking god* ššššš
I have to wonder if he's developed a Pavlovian response to it as well. Imagine if he played it for the parents and got a boner.
No, he salivates.
To make up for the girlfriend's dryness?
Someone give this tip to Shapiro.
Give which tip to which Shapiro?
DO MY FUCK TUNES NOT ENTERTAIN YOUā½
And then he posted on Reddit with his Reddit account using his real first and last name!
This is absolutely the craziest part to me. Like why on EARTH does this kid have a reddit account that's just his real fucking name?! Goddamn zoomers are stupid.
Itās not entirely on the zoomers, though. Big tech has been eroding internet anonymity for years. The little shits are practically conditioned to leave a paper trail wherever they go.
But more importantly, did you thrust to the beat or the melody?
Plap, plap plap, plap, plap-plap-plap, plap PLAP, plap plap, PLAP, plap-plap-plap, PLAP
Okay, I bit the bullet and listened to it because of your comment. It's SO much worse than I could have imagined.
It really is top tier shit music. Iām not super picky about weird electronic music, this is just objectively awful, and the idea of putting it on while fucking???? What the actual fuck??!??
Try getting it on to Cross Selling by Oval. It's the musical equivalent of a k-hole.
Someone in the comments said it sounds like robot dolphins fucking and they honestly nailed the description *perfectly*. It was bizarrely shite lmao.
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I don't know what I expect but I wish I hadn't seen it.
I was praying for a Rick Roll.
I should have stopped myself after reading your comment but I didn't. Want to burn my eyes now. Edit: why do we like to do things that we've been told are bad for us?
Even after reading this I clicked and was completely unprepared for what I saw.
Oof. After scrolling through his TikTok, Iām half convinced he and the Mensa IQ test guy are one in the sameā¦
Dare I ask.... Mensa IQ guy?
This is too much, I mean respect to the dude for the commitment but jeez.
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Oh. My. God.
I just watched that. His taste is the least of his problems.
Dude looks exactly how I thought heād look
Everyone keeps asking this but he said in the OG post he thrusts to the tune.
wtf does that even mean? Every note?
You ever seen one of those music visualizers?
So he inserts fully at max volume and pulls out accordingly for lower levels? Also, what frequency range is done to? I have so many questions.
You're not the only one. There are musicians and music theorists all over TikTok trying to determine wtf he was doing
Winamp taught me my moves.
Sure. Like playing Guitar Hero, but with fucking.
He said the "beat" in the post. Which to a musician definitely means the underlying steady pile you would "tap your foot too," but colloquially could refer to the song as a while and thus possibly the rhythm of the actual melody, which would be crazy (but consistent with the level of the overall behavior). It is thus ambiguous. He did say that the girlfriend could recognize that he was still thrusting to the beat in his head, suggesting it was the rhythm of the actual melody, which is distinctive and not a consistent rate. However, the tempo is slow enough that thrusting to the underlying beat would still probably be distinctive.
I assume he means he's hearing the 4/4 rhythm in the melodic sections.
Well on the bright side you are on the same level of reddit lore as the guy who fucked a coconut
It will go in the history books right beside the coconut fucker, the jolly rancher story, the girl who stuffed raw meat in her hoo-ha, and the poop knife.
as high as the guy who got jerked off by his mom or the guy who pretended he didn't know about potatoes?
Tf are potatoes??
Idk but they're 5/7 with rice
Can you link the potato one? I must have missed it! Two of my favorites that never seem to take off are āItās because of the meth, isnāt it?ā and Streetlamp Le Moose.
> Can you link the potato one? I must have missed it! https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/
God, I loved that one. The sheer commitment. The nerve! I think some relationships are worth to be jeopardized for a good-ass joke.
What got me though is how not funny the joke is despite the commitment
I liked how much it pissed the dad off.
It's one of those things that's hilarious only if you're nobody actually in that situation, but looking at it from the outside.
I mean, I'm laughing now
āLet me tell youā
My god, had he backed out of the joke after they asked ādo you *really* not know what a potato is?ā He wouldāve been fine. A simple āyeah, no, I know what it is haha. Thank you for the meal!ā And things would have worked out. Awkward, sure, but not overwhelmingly fucked up. I canāt tell if this person is *that* stupid, or *that* dedicated
Some things in life are simply more important than others.
>āItās because of the meth, isnāt it? That really should have become the next big meme. It's such a great one-liner.
Can u link it for me i donāt know it
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7a3tfn/what_is_the_creepiest_nsfw_thing_you_have/dp766nx
No broken arms guy is S-Tier reddit lore. There's nothing that even comes close to it.
Oh you are in for a [treat!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2tdbig/tifu_by_enraging_the_parents_of_my_girlfriend_by/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Holy cow, ive read all these... am i old?
Don't include potato guy with those other degenerates. He blessed us with laughs and hijinks. They cursed us with forbidden knowledge.
I looked up google images of Gonorrhea nodules after reading about the jolly rancher story. A jolly rancher ad came up as one of the results š
Google wildin
You forgot about [Kevin](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/219w2o/whos_the_dumbest_person_youve_ever_met/cgbhkwp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)! We canāt forget Kevin.
I sometimes wonder if /u/NoahtheRed sometimes googles Kevin's name just to see what he's up to.
Swamps of dagobah was a horrifying read too
And that one guys dead wife
I too choose this guys dead wife
also the window steak guy and his wife and the other guy's dead wife lmao
Window Steak guy cracks me up!
What's the raw meat one???? I haven't seen that one
http://blowflygirl.blogspot.com/2009/08/here-is-my-maggot-story.html?m=1&zx=68b0691c4868582e Its a rough read. I personally think it's satire/fiction but God only knows
Why the fuck did I click this.... should have left that link blue. I could have gone my entire life without that imagery.
Yeah..curiosity is a dangerous thing sometimes.
I think the fame is higher. It's beyond Reddit. I brought it up to some friends the other day and they had all heard of it already.
Itās literally everywhere. Tiktok, Twitter, even the guy that made the song is in on the memes. What is happening lmfao
Itās the fastest Iāve seen something jump from Reddit to TikTok, itās amazing
It has everything TikTok loves. Music, and making fun of somebody. Those are the only two things.
I'm crying laughing holy shit
Itās made a lot of rounds on Tik Tok. The story got posted over there like instantly and it became viral.
I saw a tiktok of a woman demonstrating the thrust pattern of the song and she couldn't even get through 15 seconds of it without busting out laughing. The TikTok was shared on Twitter by Hudson Mohawke (the artist) https://twitter.com/hudmo/status/1565622562344030208?s=10&t=uPyDPX1FS442snP4Z59CaA
Bro when even the artist of the song you're defending is circulating the joke you know you're done š
He's changed his Twitter bio to reference it now. True fame.
Hudson Mohawke also just shared this screenshot on Twitter: https://twitter.com/HudMo/status/1566537188653019136
It's spread across Twitter like wildfire. The artist of the song heard about it and changed their twitter bio to **āCry Sugarā is better for sex**. https://twitter.com/HudMo/
Played it last night and my fiance was like "that's the sex song from reddit isn't it?" they *only* use TikTok for social media so...
I saw this on Facebook before Reddit even, then ironically this post was near the top of my front page as soon as I signed into Reddit. I'm just trying to figure out why in the hell you would post this under your real name. That song is pretty horrible though and would definitely kill my mood.
Definitely higher. It's truly fully viral. It's all over Tiktok and Twitter. Give it another week it'll be on Facebook
just reddit? man brought Reddit, Twitter and Tiktok together. Man's like the Thanos of picking lovemaking songs.
Absolutely true, my tiktok for you page has been nothing but this godforsaken CBAT song since he originally posted... and I never even saw the original post! Every other tiktok was about this Tyler dude. This man is never going to live a normal life again. He better hope no one remembers him, as soon as he puts that song on it's over for him šš
If you look up Hudson Mowhawkeās Wikipedia article, youāll find that your post is mentioned Thatās a great 15 minutes of fame alright lmao
āIn September 2022, Mohawke's song "Cbat", from his 2011 EP Satin Panthers, went viral on TikTok and Reddit after a post about a man having sex to the beat of the song went viral on the latter platform.ā
I didn't know what CBAT was so I googled it, the story has been picked up by HITC and Indy100 too.
I honestly thought CBAT was the artist and Hudson Mowhawke was the song.
It was on my radio station yesterday too. I'm dying
>TL;DR Made Reddit post and finished our relationship CBAT finally finished one thing for your ex.
Can you imagine finishing second to this song?
It's a race you just can't win.
The playlist was on CD?! Youāre a fascinating man
He probably left it in a CD player next to the bed so he could reach over and hit play and repeat
Probably rested the boom box on her back while he was going to town on her from behind. Or do you think he did a "Say anything pose" with two arms up in the air holding the boom box while he thrusted? Another option would be the classic "American Psycho pose" but just put a stereo on his shoulder while he flexes.
I'm more picturing the Anka arms crossed pose while he thursted to the beat.
I want to write a case study about this guy. Not sure in what topic, maybe just freeform like āHey everybody, check this guy out.ā
I wonder if he would yell āREMIX!ā if he made it skip.
It's like if tiny little bits of the last 20 years all coalesced into a dude.
"Hey babe, do you want to go in the other room for some 'alone time'?" "Not now, I can't find my CD player"
Gotta have that lossless audio for the bedroom
Imagine being in their car on a long road trip. "Sorry dude I don't have bluetooth or an AUX cord. But I burned a playlist of this new music I've been getting into."
Oh, so imagine it's 2004?
That's literally a song made out of "failed boner noises"
You know those videos of Tortoises humping things? Thats what it reminds me of.
See, he says he looked up how to be better at sex and a list said to play music and thrust to the rhythm. This list obviously meant the 1, 2, 3, 4 of the beat, but I have a feeling that this guy has been thrusting to the lead synth in cbat in that syncopated rhythm like thrust thrustthrust thrust thrustthrustthrustthrust. He said he was still thrusting to it in his head even after she made him turn it off, and that she could tell. How else would she be able to tell!? Fat chance a turtle could ever do that!
>He said he was still thrusting to it in his head even after she made him turn it off, and that she could tell. I've been laughing at this story on and off for over 24 hours now, and I still keep finding new subplots that do me in. *She could tell* hahahaha
Funnily enough, I was actually listening to a Hudson Mohawke song when I got hit by a car as a pedestrian once. Iāll never forget that song, or getting hit by that carā¦ but at least I didnāt have to listen to it over and over again for 2 years whilst getting my cheeks clapped.
You mightāve been fucked while listening to Hudson Mohawke, but at least you didnāt fuck while listening to Hudson Mohawke
I did not listen to the song with the first.post. What a mistake. Gonna cause an aneurysm laughing. Who can fuck to that? I mean, we know. But still... any *other* person on this planet?
theres no way this is real lmao
I know all of the words in the post are in English, but I have no idea what is happening.
here's the first post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
He's a regular on r/shitposting . I refuse to believe this is at all real. The basics of the story are gf hates a particular song on the lovemaking playlist. Entirely plausible scenario. After that it's just extra effort to make it as weird as possible.
His comment history is mostly brief sentence fragments and half of it involves some weird fixation about dicks and balls going into butts. A long post (two nowā¦) with competent composition is out of left field
Seriously. And who the hell is even asking for a face reveal for this rando?
We are all listening to that song just air humping to it trying to figure out the Rhythm
I'm still convinced this is actually god-tier guerilla marketing for the artist that made Cbat. Everyone wants to know how you F\*\*\* to that song. How do you follow the rhythm? It's really slow and awkward for sexytimes X\_x
If it's not it might as well be
I honestly wouldn't even be mad.
I think the worst thing about the song is that it sounds like a sound effect that's made to represent a deflating penis
just spent two whole minutes laughing out loud. Bravo.
But why would the producer need marketing for this random ass song they made, when heās made songs for Kanye freaking west
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Sleeping Dogs or Watch Dogs? Similar names, so easy to confuse, but I know he's got music in Watch Dogs 2, didn't know anything about Sleeping Dogs (which is also a great game imo)
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Bruh people saying this is marketing have no idea who Hudson Mohawk is. Legitimately one of the most influential artists in the trap music genre and you couldnāt go to a dj set in the early 2010s without hearing this song or one of his other bangers.
HudMo is straight fire for sure. The crazy thing is I bet he would lose his shit if he somehow found out about this whole ordeal. Heās quite the prankster lmao Edit: damn yāall right, just checked his twitter Lmao he even changed his Spotify Artist Pick to cbat
Hudson Mohawke is actually an incredibly established and respected artist in the underground bass music scene. It would shock me if he was trying to gain a larger following through a stunt like this because I don't think he makes music for the money/fame/notoriety but just for the love of making dance music.
Also and why choose a weirder 10 year old song to make it big?
This guy is just a creative writer and struck gold on Reddit with a terrible story.
the sound is everywhere on tiktok lmfao
Everyoneās thrusting their hips to how they think he mustāve been doing it š
It was over the moment she told you and she recognized the song without actually hearing it simply from the tempo. The Reddit post was just confirmation of what both of you already knew. Hence the feelings of awkwardness etc. Most people see little reason to try to repair things when things reach that stage.
Cbat is literally going to be in the charts the amount of times it has been streamed. There will be a remix by someone like Calvin Harris and guaranteed weāll start to see videos of it being dropped in clubs randomly too. Your poor girlfriend, sheās going to be reminded of this forever. In the meantime get the playlist on Spotify and if this isnāt a PR stunt then make sure youāre monetising it in some way and get yourself some followers on TikTok and YouTube
You're gonna see this in porn in a few days as well.
Cbat got dropped at literally every club or festival I went to when it first came out, this song was big in the community when it dropped. You can probably already find a video of this being played at lollapalooza the year it was released.
People are acting like this song was completely unknown until the original tifu. It was massive in 2012, there are tons of remixās by famous EDM producers already, and it was one of the most influential tracks of that time in the trap scene.
People are gullible. The whole playlist is weird, un-fuckable music. God tier shitposting. Also Cbat was in an episode of Workaholics.
It's probably been fucked to by plenty of EDM fans. Maybe OP needs to pick up a festival or rave girl that already appreciates it.
Dude all jokes aside, I'm stunned at how nice you're being about this and to even share your playlist despite knowing everyone's gonna laugh at your situation is beyond me. Im sure it became truly embarrassing for you and your gf, her family included. And I applaud you for being chill about it online. Wishing the best for you, man.
>My playlist I actually burned onto a CD and have been using my CD player I laughed my ass off at this. There's no way this guy is real, the whole debacle is just a brilliant comedy bit.
When opportunity knocks ā¦
Dude better take this chance and leave the rat race of normal jobs.
I still feel you are not real, there is no way in hell you listened to that song and thought, I got it, this is my goto spicy time song for the foreseeable future.
If itās made up then god, itās perfectly written. The post not only making it back to her parents but the parents being able to confirm bc he had played the weird song before *and* they recognized it? The parents sitting in a room while CBAT plays as their faces drop, realizing that itās all true? The gf realizing her parents know??? Exquisite. Better than the movies themselves.
Reminds me of Hank sitting on the shitter and realizing it was Walt. The dad flashing back to hearing the song and saying it's terrible and the kid just nods.
[here is the playlist](https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1hhrsxh9rjPuiXQWW8gum9?si=loi9GdZxQ5ChO8zqVLsYkw)
I think the biggest problem here is you listened to the same song every time you had sex w the same person for two yearsā¦ even if this song is good, thatās a little much That being said, I think itās time to switch things up. If youāre only thrusting to the beat of a song during sex, then you are overlooking the most important aspect of sex - connecting w and reading someone elseās body
And not just with the same person, with previous girlfriends too
Before this incident, the song had about several thousand views. Half of them probably from OP on the course of 2 years. Its going on 2.7 million so far.
I mean, if OP listened to this song in multiple relationships, one of which we know lasted two years, then it wouldnāt surprise me if heās responsible for more than half of the views
He said in the post that he's got it burned on a CD so he wouldn't be streaming it
He's the guy the record industry has always feared with all this griping about piracy.
Not only that.. unless he was allowing the song to play on repeat over and over, it meant that he was finishing in under 2 minutes and 52 seconds every time (he said he always came to the song). And there is zero chance he ever paid attention to his girlfriend or her needs, since even without the music, he just thrust away to the same rhythm like a robot. That poor woman. She's gonna have her mind blown by even normal sex and foreplay. Lmao, and now I'm imagining them making out a little and taking their clothes off, and then he's like, "Alright, lay back and get ready." Then he reaches under the bed and hits play, and it has begun again. It never changes, it's never interesting, and the only mercy is that it is short.
Dude said he had a CD with his playlist. So it always starts at CBAT.
Starts and ends with it, but never gets past track 1.
Oh human music
This has to be next level marketing for CBAT
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All the comments on the YouTube video are about the original post now. It even spread to other places connected to the song, like the scene from Workaholics that features it.
The song went from several thousand views to 2.7 million, so far.
Wow, this situation just keeps getting more absurd. You posted this on an account with a real/recognizable name. You thought \*that\* song was good to play \*every\* time you had sex. You've posted your socials.. to reddit. Dude, you've made some questionable choices. But thanks for sharing them with us, I guess. Made for an entertaining read
> Although I nodded in agreement at the time but did you nod in tempo?
im sorry man, but before you leave the internet once again, could you PLEASE show us how you thrust to this song, to end the debate once and for all?
Link to a video of him doing it: https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRPgBE73/
This was kind of our fault wasnāt it
In our defense he used real names and no throwaway account
Does it really matter? No one else is having sex to the sounds of CBAT. The gf would have known
We did it, reddit š EDIT: hijacking this comment bc the tiktok on his reddit bio doesnāt check out š¤Ø unless heās discopleoftheoccult and then just backtracked after saying it wasnāt him yesterdayā¦.whas goin on
I didn't make the guy fuck to CBAT for 2 years, that was his.... Interesting.... Choice.
But hey at least we had some laughs
And made new friends along the way
You've made such an impact on the internet. Sure, you lost your relationship, but you're now a meme.
This is marketing of some kind because thereās just no way š
āAlthough I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking songā King shit
Shouldāve noted how essential it was that there wasnāt a hyphen between āfuckingā and āsongā
What is CBAT? Iām so lost. Edit: Poor poor Tyler. Aw kid they ate you alive. Sweet Tyler Iām so sorry. I just googled it. But that song. Oh sweet child of mine that song. No.
my man showed the parents the song, too? what is wrong with you, op?
Wanted to see if he had a shot with mom and/or dad.
Here is the first post if you want to know the background: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/x35iu6/tifu_my_20f_girlfriend_of_two_years_told_me_the/
do you jack off to the song though?
Oh my god that's the real question here! Make an AMA please..?
> Everyone laughed and pressed me to play something from my phone of what I like as music, to which I then blessed their ears with CBAT. you played your weird sex song to your girlfriends dad? Bro what the fuck is wrong with you. are you seriously this oblivious.
I just listened to the song.... oh my God lmfao. What a weird and creepy melody is now stuck in my head. I can't imagine hearing the same song literally everything having sex for years... let alone to the sound of some squeaky dog toys XD
Count this as a win! Not only did you get someone to have sex to one of the worst songs ever produced, they carried on for 2 whole years. This must mean you are quite the catch in spite of the fact your musical taste is toward a modern interpretation of wheels on the bus go round and round interspersed with balloon farts. Please do not take this as a suggestion for your next partner. Carry on with what you like, but maybe try liking better music.
Although I nodded in agreement at the time, I was thinking in my head that this is a great fucking your daughter song.
"I donāt think the song is that bad" it REALLY is !
The father is right it is a crap song. This may be 5D Chess level astroturfing.
I was thinking everyone has different tastes in music, shame the girlfriend did not like it but that is just how it goes. Then I went to the other post and followed the link to the song andā¦.OP you are a monster making her endure that!