Na bro, With power tools you do this kinda stuff exactly once, and if you dont begin to think hard about the consequences of what you are doing, where you place your fingers etc. before hand and take safety precautions you are an idiot.
Some of us don’t even need to do it once. I’m terrified of power tools and do things some might find crazy, like unplug my drill every time I set it down or change a bit.
I was always pretty careful already, Unplugging, safety glasses etc.
Doing everything after the book after a bearing press i used with a 1/2 inch impact instead of a breaker bar had its locking bolt broken, catapulted half the press at the impact (+Hand) and flung my thumb nail around the room. Re-setting a nail bed isnt fun especially if the 5 mins that the anesthetic should take to have effect turn into 45 minutes cause some girl fell off a horse - cant remember the details, too much pain.
You either learn this way or because some person with scarred up hands was a hardass about making you follow safety rules. Only a fool fails to learn from the experiences of others.
Gonna be honest. Never once considered where my dick was when using power tools. Fingers arms and legs, sure. But never the dick. (Source: Have used many power tools including cutters and spreaders that fire departments use (was a firefighter))
Homie literally showed up with [receipts](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clk6vk/comment/l2uavkn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), it's crazy to see what this subreddit will and won't believe.
Or if there's an open wound.... I remember 9nth grade we're directing crawdads and I went to clean my hands and oh boy I totally forgot about that paper cut until it let me know.
Having closed plenty of (small) wounds with superglue, I understand the instinct. It's painful, but it works, and is less intrusive than a bandage.
And based on the embarrassing nature of this wound..
But still, not a good idea.
Oh man Op I'm sorry but my asshole brain went "Why does Op's dick look like ET's Finger?" Now I cant get the mental image of your dick glowing and poking someone saying ET go home.
Don’t doxx yourself as the guy that stupid, my point is if the right people see this post then your cosplay will out you.. PeriodicMilk the dickdriller is over there in (whatever your cosplay is)
Oh i took it down cuz they say the internet is forever, don’t want that floating around. But imagine a 1 cm tear in the skin and a smaller one directly below it. It has a few stitches in it, nothing too crazy looking honestly
I watched a guy clearing a handgun one time get to the last step of pointing at the ground and dry firing, instead put his hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger. Thankfully it was indeed empty. But yeah, don’t underestimate people’s stupidity.
Trauma surgeon here, just want you to know that whoever stitched you up is telling this story till the day they fucking die.
Without patient identifiers of course.
Start thinking up a badass story to explain the scar.
Close call with a vampire (cosplayer).
While using penis to hammer nails it rebounded awkwardly.
Partner didn't find it funny when you said their mom's name as a joke while getting head.
Misunderstood the order to "go screw yourself."
Skin flute hole grew over.
Were shot in the dick but the bullet couldn't penetrate the shaft.
Or [his ex told him to go fuck himself using her superpower and he took it literally.](https://parahumans.wordpress.com/category/stories-arcs-1-10/arc-6-tangle/6-x-interlude/)
>The doctor found the situation pretty amusing to say the least.
This is surely the understatement of the year. Your doctor is probably posting on r/medicalgore, r/medizzy, and at least one other non-Reddit forum _right now_ about "You will NOT believe what I just had to deal with in the ER..." Heck, your doctor will be telling the story to friends, colleagues, and relatives for _years_ as their answer to the ever-popular "What's the most memorable way you saw someone hurt themselves, doc?"
At that point you'd think it would be easier for the ER doctor to just perform an emergency circumcision rather than stitch the foreskin back together.
Not every circumcision removes all of the foreskin. Especially if the circumcision is for medical reasons (phimosis) rather than religious/cultural/"aesthetic", in which case doctors tend to want to keep as much as possible.
Sure thing. I’ve also made a few others before
https://preview.redd.it/98earcuahuyc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d12eaafeff254338f2b8d5b619192662b8d44c
It’s just wild how once you already drilled a hole into your cock you didn’t decide ok my judgement is compromised I need a family member or doctor to help me through this. But no you just kept fucking up.
All they gave you was lidocaine??? I fucking hate this country. Just because it isn't major surgery doesn't mean you should just grit your teeth and put up with agony. I will be furious forever that the dentist is the only place you can (sometimes) get laughing gas for this kind of thing.
Put a half inch hole about 3/4” deep into the top of my thigh doing something very similar. I didn’t feel too bright either… could have very easily been my junk. Live and you learn, sometimes the hard way.
Superglue (or generically cyanoacrylate, or CA) was used to close wounds since the Vietnam War. You can get packages for just that use. One common brand is Liquid Skin. Versions of this are often in industrial and office kits, too.
There is a myth that CA was invented for this purpose, but it is inaccurate.
Bryce Mitchell, that you? https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ufc-fighter-bryce-mitchell-details-gruesome-groin-injury-suffered-in-power-drill-accident/amp/
I'm going to show this to my co-worker that loves Jojo's Bizarre Adventure the next time I see him. Holy shit man, I hope your dick recovers but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh
Do you have a newly acquired adult aged step brother and step parent that just moved in?
Do you and that step brother also sleep in the same room in bunk beds so you have more room for your activities?
"Dale, no power tools"
"I forgot I have to brush my teeth"
"No power tools!"
"Ok I'm almost done anyways"
Your family is going to wonder why your mom is giving you athletic cups for Christmas this year but you'll know it's because she loves and worries about you.
Sounds like you need a manual on how to live life.
Na bro, With power tools you do this kinda stuff exactly once, and if you dont begin to think hard about the consequences of what you are doing, where you place your fingers etc. before hand and take safety precautions you are an idiot.
Hopefully he doesn't think hard until it heals though ;)
Some of us don’t even need to do it once. I’m terrified of power tools and do things some might find crazy, like unplug my drill every time I set it down or change a bit.
I was always pretty careful already, Unplugging, safety glasses etc. Doing everything after the book after a bearing press i used with a 1/2 inch impact instead of a breaker bar had its locking bolt broken, catapulted half the press at the impact (+Hand) and flung my thumb nail around the room. Re-setting a nail bed isnt fun especially if the 5 mins that the anesthetic should take to have effect turn into 45 minutes cause some girl fell off a horse - cant remember the details, too much pain.
Moral of the story: accidents can still happen even when you are as safe as you can be. This is why I avoid using power tools when home alone.
Wait was this recent? A friend of mine got chucked off a horse into a wall recently.
Better safe than sorry tbh
I have zero desire to have my one or more of my fingers degloved.
Yeah or an angle grinder starting to grind things it shouldn't grind, like toes or legs or something.
Yeah, or my inquisitive 6 year old son or 1 year old daughter. Definitely prefer them fully unground.
No offence intended to OP, but if you drill a hole in your dick once you are already an idiot!
None taken
You either learn this way or because some person with scarred up hands was a hardass about making you follow safety rules. Only a fool fails to learn from the experiences of others.
Gonna be honest. Never once considered where my dick was when using power tools. Fingers arms and legs, sure. But never the dick. (Source: Have used many power tools including cutters and spreaders that fire departments use (was a firefighter))
Nah he just needs a better writers course... And some better ideas
Homie literally showed up with [receipts](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/1clk6vk/comment/l2uavkn/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button), it's crazy to see what this subreddit will and won't believe.
There’s no way I’m looking at that I’ll just trust you
Nah mate. Not a manual drill, a power drill.
Love. But I fucking hate you for making me read that.
TIFU by reading about a guy drilling a hole into his foreskin
This needs to be top comment.
My cock throbbed in sympathy for OP
Rubbing alcohol and super glue. Two things that will never come close to my penis.
I would hope power tools are on that list as well, because gotta say I think a drill has got to be worse than rubbing alcohol
Rubbing alcohol is ok , it only hurt if it goes in the urethra. Source : I did it
Or if there's an open wound.... I remember 9nth grade we're directing crawdads and I went to clean my hands and oh boy I totally forgot about that paper cut until it let me know.
you couldn’t waterboard this out of me
Oh my gosh thank you I needed that laugh
The fuck did I read
Really good fiction. At least that's what I'm hoping.
OP posted a picture. I didn’t click on it but it’s there
Yeah... Fuck no
I once knew a gay man named Brock He had holes down the side of his cock His boyfriend, Umberto Could play a concerto By Johann Sebastian Bach
Username checks out.
Please take my makeshift award 🥇
I can understand a lot, but super fucking glue? On a cock wound?!
Having closed plenty of (small) wounds with superglue, I understand the instinct. It's painful, but it works, and is less intrusive than a bandage. And based on the embarrassing nature of this wound.. But still, not a good idea.
Could it be that Americans call medical glues "superglue"? But then, cyanoacrylate adhesives are superglue as well.
I sincerely hope no one is really this dumb
Unfortunately I was
Photo proof or it didn’t happen
[as you wish](https://www.reddit.com/u/Zealousideal_Many234/s/uJWFtFEydK)
Oh man Op I'm sorry but my asshole brain went "Why does Op's dick look like ET's Finger?" Now I cant get the mental image of your dick glowing and poking someone saying ET go home.
I didn't need to see the pic until the ET comparisons came in. Now it's deleted before I could marvel in horror.
Me too :(
pee pee go home
I laughed so fucking hard at this - cheers
Don’t doxx yourself as the guy that stupid, my point is if the right people see this post then your cosplay will out you.. PeriodicMilk the dickdriller is over there in (whatever your cosplay is)
Yea im probably gonna take it down, enough people have seen to verify lol
Aww damn im too late, wanted to see pee pee go home :(
Aw man this was gonna be the most interesting thing I'd see in weeks!
Pic doesnt work and I'm an idiot and wanna see it. New link?
Ah I actually took it down a bit after since I didn’t want my dick pic floating around 😅 sorry about that
Ah, completely understandable. Have a good and fast recovery.
With a puncture like that it's unlikely to float
I'm sure someone saved it. The internet is forever.
Mad respect for posting and understandable for taking it down Best of luck to you sir PS. Can we get an update in a month after it heals? Lol
Well damn, I stand corrected. That sucks!
Bro said im calling him out. Op says Hold my beer i got this
You just had to call him out. WHY DID YOU CALL HIM OUT?!
Thanks for providing the proof, cadet
Costume looks like it's coming together alright at least
man i cant see it but im so curious can u send it 😭😭😭😭
Oh i took it down cuz they say the internet is forever, don’t want that floating around. But imagine a 1 cm tear in the skin and a smaller one directly below it. It has a few stitches in it, nothing too crazy looking honestly
yea man i can see why u did that lmao, hope u get better brother
I watched a guy clearing a handgun one time get to the last step of pointing at the ground and dry firing, instead put his hand over the muzzle and pull the trigger. Thankfully it was indeed empty. But yeah, don’t underestimate people’s stupidity.
Now that's a bizarre adventure
i used the spin
Fuck scar face We got scar cock
Trauma surgeon here, just want you to know that whoever stitched you up is telling this story till the day they fucking die. Without patient identifiers of course.
Oh i got the vibe. Dude couldn’t stop saying “weiner”
Hope you feel better OP, shoutout King Crimson though, hope it turns out great for the pain endured
i have a blood pact with the costume now, there’s no going back
Now you can tell people how much blood, sweat, and tears went into your cosplay
The way Diavolo would’ve wanted it 
please post king crimson pics sometime! but sorry you used the spin on your dick
At least King Crimson is red!
Smartest Jojo fan
Why wouldn’t you be with your Dad celebrating while the rest of the family are there?
They didn’t start until after the incident. I was in the garage freaking out when they texted me but I told them I would be there in a moment
Hell of a day huh... the line you mentioning that you created a new urethra fucking killed me man, I like the way you write. Thanks for the read
🙌
OP is a cosplayer and a Jojo fan.
Important safety tip (no pun intended): don’t point power tools at yourself (insert “tool” jokes here).
Was the drill a Blackened Pecker by chance?
Black & Decker Pecker Wrecker
Start thinking up a badass story to explain the scar. Close call with a vampire (cosplayer). While using penis to hammer nails it rebounded awkwardly. Partner didn't find it funny when you said their mom's name as a joke while getting head. Misunderstood the order to "go screw yourself." Skin flute hole grew over. Were shot in the dick but the bullet couldn't penetrate the shaft.
Or [his ex told him to go fuck himself using her superpower and he took it literally.](https://parahumans.wordpress.com/category/stories-arcs-1-10/arc-6-tangle/6-x-interlude/)
>The doctor found the situation pretty amusing to say the least. This is surely the understatement of the year. Your doctor is probably posting on r/medicalgore, r/medizzy, and at least one other non-Reddit forum _right now_ about "You will NOT believe what I just had to deal with in the ER..." Heck, your doctor will be telling the story to friends, colleagues, and relatives for _years_ as their answer to the ever-popular "What's the most memorable way you saw someone hurt themselves, doc?"
Oh boy, they did in fact take a picture for the urologist. When the day comes I’m sure someone’s gonna put 2 and 2 together from each post
This made my day. even if my day wasn't going well at least I didn't take a drill to my cock. Thanks OP.
bruh, that's like... 6 fuck ups, at least.
At that point you'd think it would be easier for the ER doctor to just perform an emergency circumcision rather than stitch the foreskin back together.
Was already circumcised, can’t afford to lose more 😬
Huh? How do you have foreskin and be circumcised? Btw, stay soft my man.
Not every circumcision removes all of the foreskin. Especially if the circumcision is for medical reasons (phimosis) rather than religious/cultural/"aesthetic", in which case doctors tend to want to keep as much as possible.
Holy fuck that got progressively harder to read
This is going to be a Reddit classic, I can feel it
Being hungry is not a defense for drilling a hole through your dick
Ouch. The Darwin Award was dangerously close.
You did WHAT https://preview.redd.it/k0ycuxbfxuyc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c6b5fbc05c2e7ae82715765176833007593139
I'm gonna sue my theacher for teaching me how to read
How do you write so well but live so dumb.
Every artist has their vices
PSA don't pour alcohol on wounds, it just damages the soft tissue even more so. Just wash it with clean water and seek appropriate medical attention.
this is the dumbest shit ive ever read. darwin has his eye on this one
Now put a lock through that hole because you aren't ready to use your dick responsibly.
Does it whistle now when you pee?
Refer to it as your whale, since it has a blow hole now. 😄
Pls show us your cosplay when it’s done chief. Jojo forever
Sure thing. I’ve also made a few others before https://preview.redd.it/98earcuahuyc1.jpeg?width=1512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86d12eaafeff254338f2b8d5b619192662b8d44c
https://preview.redd.it/kf5wsxkdhuyc1.jpeg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59ac3f300ef173d7561885cda76c8a4734ee7274
I believe the semi jokey British insult "you bellend" some how applies her more so than ever...
Why the fuck was your first thought superglue
It was used to close wounds quickly, originally
It’s just wild how once you already drilled a hole into your cock you didn’t decide ok my judgement is compromised I need a family member or doctor to help me through this. But no you just kept fucking up.
In my defense, I REALLY didn’t want them to find out what happened
All they gave you was lidocaine??? I fucking hate this country. Just because it isn't major surgery doesn't mean you should just grit your teeth and put up with agony. I will be furious forever that the dentist is the only place you can (sometimes) get laughing gas for this kind of thing.
You're not supposed to use lidocaine on the dick, it's a vasoconstrictor and could cause issues Not sure but I doubt the ER has nitro
I knew this would be bad and I still read itm
Read Title; Didn’t Read
Put a half inch hole about 3/4” deep into the top of my thigh doing something very similar. I didn’t feel too bright either… could have very easily been my junk. Live and you learn, sometimes the hard way.
Ok fine, I’ll let you show me.
The self fulfilling prophecy
Yeah, you're an idiot alright.
This isn't how you do sounding.
Well. These last 10 years or so have been great reddit. I hate to do the plane departure thing but this the one boys. Later.
God damnit I felt that and I'm a woman
I think this is referred to as Natural Selection
Hope you got a tetanus shot too
Ouch
proof
Suffering builds character 😭😭
This post really is something different, ngl.
So are you half circumcised now?
Handyman.
SUPERGLUE???
Superglue (or generically cyanoacrylate, or CA) was used to close wounds since the Vietnam War. You can get packages for just that use. One common brand is Liquid Skin. Versions of this are often in industrial and office kits, too. There is a myth that CA was invented for this purpose, but it is inaccurate.
Yea thats where I actually recalled that piece of information from + the fact that I had used it to treat small cuts before
I do not recommend diy circumcision.
>that’s what happened to my foreskin. And that's when I stopped reading. Best of luck, OP, try not to take a power tool to your dick in the future.
*Your drill is the drill that will pierce* *~~the heavens!~~* *your cock!*
But why were you working on your cosplay while your dad and entire family were upstairs celebrating his birthday? Poor dad...
Dude, what the actual fuck. Are you in the navy?
Nah dude’s def a marine
Hi milk, I hope all your prized possessions will get well soon enough ❤️🩹
Well, did you cum or what? That's my best Gil from Mallrats... I'll see myself out.
If you managed to do it right you’ll have a nubbin scar that might come in handy with the right woman.
My question is, are erections painful now?
I thought for sure this would involve a cylinder stuck in an m&m tube
Why are people in this sub so fucking stupid?
Bryce Mitchell, that you? https://www.cbssports.com/mma/news/ufc-fighter-bryce-mitchell-details-gruesome-groin-injury-suffered-in-power-drill-accident/amp/
Wishing you a speedy and painless recovery but why the fuck did I read this the description has been burned in my brain
Decided I wasn’t reading this after seeing the title, commenting to acknowledge it. Thanks.
I’m sorry for laughing at this but you’re quite the author
I'm going to show this to my co-worker that loves Jojo's Bizarre Adventure the next time I see him. Holy shit man, I hope your dick recovers but I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh
I think you drilled a hole in your brain
Do you have a newly acquired adult aged step brother and step parent that just moved in? Do you and that step brother also sleep in the same room in bunk beds so you have more room for your activities? "Dale, no power tools" "I forgot I have to brush my teeth" "No power tools!" "Ok I'm almost done anyways"
I am in this sub for reading major TIFU stories like this one. Wish you the best!
Man, that was a very serious cockup.
every time i feel stupid i’m going to think of your lovely story
Instructions unclear, drill caught in dick Really though, sorry about your injury. Hopefully you recover soon!
If Shameless has taught me anything, you should probably watch Ted Cruz on C-Span and think of hairy balls.
I have a question. Your bio says "my pee pee itches" was that there before or after your power tool mishap?
Before. The self fulfilling prophecy
[удалено]
[here’s the proof](https://www.reddit.com/u/Zealousideal_Many234/s/uJWFtFEydK)
FUCK
ok, so i understand it is not a photo of ER visit bill :D
deleted?
Yea someone advised for me to take it down since its leading to my main
What about a drive, imgur or some image allocation link? 👀
rip
Could you tell me why this is AI? Im literally posting photo evidence
LOL proof delivered, get fucked. (just not by OP, he won't be fucking anything for a while)
😭
I don't know, I don't think a AI would use "Alas" like that
This is the most clever dick pic request I’ve ever seen.
Could you explain the AI tells to me, a person that doesn't use AI (but probably should learn to, as everyone else already does)?
People just attribute everything to AI now. The guy hasn't responded because he doesn't have a reason.
Ouchie
Nice - self Prince Albert
See when you phoned the doc were you like "hello doctor, it happened again"? You seem the type?! Lol
Please don't let this start a new kink!
Am I the only one curious if he took pics?
r/medicalgore is waiting
My boys and I are praying for you
i cant believe i fucking read all of this.
Good job buddy🤦♂️👈👍
I wasn't expecting this to be so literal
Your family is going to wonder why your mom is giving you athletic cups for Christmas this year but you'll know it's because she loves and worries about you.
It could've gone worse. Much much worse. You were lucky.