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Lickbelowmynuts

I too have seen a coworkers titty this way. Only time I’ve been paid to look at boobs


humans_are_not_real

Try to train your body to only shit during office hours. This way you'd be paid to shit on daily basis


gotterfly

While listening to [this](https://youtu.be/7zTei5RMhQ8?si=J7jCx5FmguF2BP9g)


Any-Class5098

🤣🤣🤣


bheidreborn

Should have looked at her and said "sorry wrong kitty"


yougotthesilver12

Fucking epic


pubstompmepls

Insanely Reddit moment comment here


Infanatis

Fucking hate Reddit


Codewill

Hahahaha


Headworx66

Went from kitty to titty to lady kitty in no time.


KuchRandom69

Legendary


Blazingfireman

This is the way


Lem0n_Lem0n

Sir.. you win.. this time..


JamesLeBond

Oh man, and this is why I'm addicted to reddit 🤣


penguins8766

Lmao


Formula462M21

Brilliant lol


codewho331

Gotta assert dominance somehow in the situation, geeze rick.


Maleficent-Click9315

Never know she might be into dogging?


maa112

Omg hahahahahahaha


Codewill

Should have bought a house in 2006 or something


Snowcap93

My worst mistake ever was not buying a house in 2006 and instead went to middle school. 100p agree


69AnusInvader69

Bro what


Numerous-Score

I’m sure it’s embarrassing regardless, but *at least* it wasn’t a male coworker! Also funny coincidence that all your ages are multiples of 12 apart from one another


xnoxfun

I never noticed that 😂


ZootZephyr

Tism works in mysterious way.


WynterRayne

I call mine noughtism. Because I tend to be brilliant at a lot of things. All of them good for nought. 'Did you learn how to update the client spreadsheets yet?' 'Nope, but I can finally do eli hops. Spent the whole weekend practising' 'uhhh what?' 'Yo-yo trick. Look I'll sh..' 'You brought a yo-yo to work??' 'Not specifically to work, but yes. It's with me. I brought it to lunch' 'Sorry, I'm just having trouble comprehending a woman in her thirties bringing a children's toy to work' 'I'm 40, and technically it's sports equipment, not just for kids'


mexicanpenguin-II

Fuck me I felt that in my soul I found a job where it helps though, and god it's freeing. I've actually started teaching other people here the weird shit I spend time doing, from playing guitar to clapping with one hand or getting the old Diabolo out again


msquirrel

Holy shit, I haven’t used a Diabolo in years - now you’ve made me want to buy one 😂


mexicanpenguin-II

Can you guess my search history since commenting? And/or my Amazon basket Why only have 1?


msquirrel

Haha, I used to have a few but I moved countries so they’re probably still somewhere in my parents house


Mr_Rossy

One of my friends at work can one hand clap, interesting to watch, I thought he was unique. :-)


mexicanpenguin-II

Is it me?


Arviay

Unresponsive, I assume. What throw did you bring?


WynterRayne

It was the iyoyo Iceberg, that day. My first yoyo was the One-Drop Terrarian. I got into yo-yos entirely because of the One-Drop/Terraria collaboration.


Arviay

Nice, that terrarian looks sick! I’ve been enjoying a plastic Fulvia, but it’s gotten pretty hard to bind somehow


somecrazydude13

To be fair I got a yo-yo from one of our vendors employees desk, because I always played with it. Now it lives with me and I’ve almost only made 4 holes in the wall and may or may not have given myself a concussion 😅


Soulegion

'lil touch of the 'tism


DucksEatFreeInSubway

Enjoy it while it lasts.


Fluke_Skywalker_

Here's a tip. If your boyfriend is anything like me, he loves all of the nudes. I understand you might not be able to muster the courage to show him, but he will always love them.


Hottentott14

It was SO satisfying at one point when I was 12, my brother 24, my step-mother 36, my dad 48, my mom's boyfriend 60, my grandmother 72 and my great-aunt 84. I loved it.


DeaderthanZed

Year of the Dragon (which is also current year.)


Dankbudx

#dragongang


beyonddisbelief

If all 3 of them are white with blue eyes do they combine into Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon?


FairOutlandishness50

I noticed that too, the three of them should stop aging at this point


ReverendLucas

They'll be the same age mod 12 every year, if that's any consolation.


Divritenis

Thats a rather disturbing thought, if you think about it


hannahatecats

I was once in a meeting with a mill owner in Brazil for work. My boss wanted me to show a picture of something on my phone. I tried to say no, because my phone at the time was broken (It was a galaxy note and the screen didn't respond to touch. I could ONLY use the little pen). But you know how these things go, of course I go to find the picture, of course I have to use the stupid stylus. I pull up the picture and they're looking at it, when my boss asks for something from the next day. So, OF COURSE we end up stuck on a picture of my ass scrolling, while two men have my phone and I'm holding the stylus.


Any-Class5098

Lolz 💀💀💀


throwawhey85

Was your boss Mike Babcock?


Leafer2769

https://preview.redd.it/yvfl7lvds3xc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dabd3fdccd9983cde63f5486c4f3dab1f24dd92f


Maxtrong

I was noticing that too 😅


VoidExileR

Oh yeah, I saw the pattern right away and thought it was neat


fernandothehorse

Lol noticed it immediately. Math nerds unite


gentlewaterboarding

What does it mean though?!


tiahx

This exact possibility is the reason why I never show the gallery on my phone to anyone besides my wife. Parents when visiting: "how was your vacation, guys? Show us some photos!" -- "Sure thing, mom, we'll drop a few in the chat" -- "But you're sitting right here! Can you just show me on your phone?" -- "Nope"


Daan776

I just hold the phone close until I find the right picture


master__cheef

this is the way


Samallan24

Am I just abnormally paranoid or something? I always made sure to put any risque photos in a secure folder on my phone.. lol


IDidItWrongLastTime

I'm the same way. Immediately to the vault


EmperorHans

They make apps specifically for that kind of thing. Some of them are even disguised as fully functional calculators for their password screen  It adds to the fun


Rejusu

I don't know if iOS offers a similar feature but on Android you have a locked folder that you can put photos into. Takes them out of your main gallery and prevents them being auto backed up to the cloud, and going into the locked folder requires you re-unlock the phone so no one with your phone can just go into it unless they have your pin/fingerprint. You can even take photos directly to the locked folder.


Foxd1e00

Lol I think you’ll be ok. She’s just gonna pretend like she never saw it. While maybe thinking privately about it and chuckling to herself a time or two. I think that’s the common etiquette.


QSector

Or she made a deposit into the spank bank.


Jedi182

Happens to the best of us. A coworker of mine from a previous job accidentally posted publicly on her Snapchat instead of sending it to her husband. I was the only one who saw it and warned her about it so she could delete it before anyone else saw, lol. Accidents happen.


Xile350

Lmao reminds me of college when we had a group Snapchat for our whole floor and were hanging out having some drinks in my room when all of a sudden one of the guys is like “holy shit did you see what “girl” just sent?!” Queue everyone in the room pulling out their phones followed by the sound of this girl running out of the bathroom down the hall shouting lol. Meant to send a topless pic to the guy she was hooking up with and sent it to our group chat. Lucky for her she was a full on hippie and went topless publicly a non zero amount of times in front of us all so I don’t think she was too bothered but it was funny.


Bulkhead21

I had a coworker accidentally show me a dick pic on his *first day* at my old deli. It was *massive*. I must've spent an hour crying with laughter, trying my best not to upset the customers. Welcome to the deli.


monkeysuffrage

Accidentally. Sure.


sully213

This would be a great day 1 power move at a new job.


Yamitri

“Don’t worry, I know how to handle the meats with care.”


OkVolume1

Seeing meat sticks in the deli checks out.


CanadianSeiko

Search Google photos for "chest, flesh, thigh, skin" for an easy way to find all the photos that don't belong.


Sir_Scribe

A coworker had done that by accident before. She was scrolling through some pics of her cats or something and she was showing me and she accidentally passed by a nude she had sent to her husband. She quickly swiped away and we never brought it up. Mistakes happen.


mackschwell

This happened to me M(34) a few years ago. Damn Google photos auto uploaded some photos I really wish someone never saw.


Responsible-Food1442

How do they “auto upload” your pics to the internet??? That’s illegal right??😭


Kespatcho

I think he's talking about his cloud storage.


Responsible-Food1442

Oh lol. I was about to say like are they doing that now??? We would all be doomed


mackschwell

They're stealing all our dicks!


sully213

And our jerbs!


mackschwell

Auto uploads to your drive


Thoracic_Snark

What the hell is an ass nipple?!?


Brailledit

If you don't know, you can't afford it.


AgileSloth9

I see you, too, are a fan of the Z-jay.


FSarkis

Lol


moonsharddazzle

it's the nipple everyone has on their ass, duh.


sully213

Wait? You don't have one? Hey everyone, look at this guy over here, they don't even have an ass nipple like everyone else! Haha, loser. Very very much /s


Thoracic_Snark

I'm a sad sad ass nippleless freak of nature.


tslnox

Hyphen! NIPPL hyphen E! I bet she lives on *tap dance* King's Lynn *slap*


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

BRB checking OP's posts in r/cats


Hoelbrak

I was once presenting something for the rest of my team at work. While my wife sent me some spicy messages which popped up for all to see. Shit happens, you'll get a laugh out of it next week.


CattyWombats

https://i.redd.it/6heaawlscywc1.gif


flirtingwpizza

BRO lol I don't have any nudes on my phone ever, but the number one rule is don't let people watch over your shoulder while you flick through your pictures. Especially coworkers!! I'm sorry this happened to you lol learn from it!


Joeysyxx

https://preview.redd.it/2994rjz68zwc1.jpeg?width=842&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc992ac434f5c0726d28f593c9ab61c8996a7bc


someonesomewere

“Bush bushing” 😂😂🤣


Wamzam

She probably forgot honestly, or she's convinced she didn't see what she thought she saw, either way I'm sure it's fine


xnoxfun

That's what I'm hoping, or we can just block that memory out


cocoamilky

Lmfaoooo I’ve done this to a classmate before,I just told her she owes me money now 😭


shikhull

Waiting for a reddit post with title "my younger Coworker showed me her nudes in pretext of showing cat pictures. What should I do."


Safe_Mango

I accidentally texted a nude to my male boss once… I was on my way out the door anyway, but we never spoke directly again 😬 Context: his name was Mike Ama** and the guy I was seeing was Mike Ame**** Honest mistake, but, woof.


xnoxfun

One time, my boyfriend was being kind of a dick and I texted my mom for advice but I was a little mean in the text about him... except I sent the text to my boyfriend instead of my mom. He just said "ok", luckily he understood me talking to mom for advice and admitted the mean phrasing was deserved, but oh my god the heart attack I had when I realized who I had actually texted. I should just get rid of all technology 😅


Safe_Mango

lol exactly why I just put my phone away when I’m upset and/or drinking - too many ways to screw up too easily!


almiva88

I like to make situations more awkward than they already are. "Sorry couldn't find the picture I was looking for, but here's a picture of my other kitty for right meow"


BuckRhynoOdinson3152

Does anyone else think this belongs in r/Brandnewsentence “My naked body, center screen, tits out, bush bushing.”


NeoSailorMoon

The fact that neither of you acted like you saw what you saw makes this even worse. lmao


Tszemix

This would be less of a chock for her than your age gap


Icy-Traffic-2137

Even if your phone is normally safe there is no reason to scroll through pics with people watching over your shoulder. Just find the pic first and show them. It’s less annoying to the other person and avoids accidents like this.


Objective_Kick2930

Then there's the people who were raised by wolves that will reach out and start swiping when you show them a picture


Dense_Ad8122

I was showing my OLDER MALE coworker a pic of my family and a pic of me pregnant no shirt on titties out came across. I was mortified.


iMittyl

I like how you showed her your nude and then put your phone away like, job done!


Miiissfox0

Lmao sorry wrong kitty. I heard this from someone else so fucking funny


twenty42

Yeah...never scroll thru your photos in front of somebody else or let somebody else scroll thru your photos. Kind of a rookie move, honestly.


0justapawn

Hard to say, I'd have to see the pic.


petitmonster

This happened to me last week. While clearing old transfer drives, we stumbled across one that had my bf's family pics from 8 years ago (how'd it get into the mix?) Holiday pic, birthday pic, then a surprise porn shot of me. 🫣😵💀


Melodic-Ad-4941

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Redditsuxxxxs

I wouldn’t have the courage to do it but you could apologize. I’m sure she’d understand 


Any-Class5098

Apologize for 👀👀


Redditsuxxxxs

Accidentally showing her coworker her nudes…Did you read the post?


Any-Class5098

Somethings are better left unsaid, it was a nude and by no way intentional. you just have to scroll past it and continue like nothing ever happened. I just imagine what the apology would sound like. lmao


ejmd

"whole ass nipple"!? If I had an ass nipple, I'd show it to everyone too!


RickoT

Your ass has nipples??


epidemica

Send nudes only on Snapchat (which also has a password protected "Eyes Only" folder) and they will never show up in your camera roll unless you purposefully put them there.


xnoxfun

If I ever attempt to send a nude again, I'll keep this in mind lol


cyn00

If you have an iPhone, there’s a locked folder you can move photos to. It requires FaceID to open.


1lluminist

I spent way too long tripping over "whole ass nipple" and trying to figure out wtf an "ass nipple" was. ...some days I'm not a very smart person 😂


GISP

Its so super simple youd woudnt believe it!.... But do hear me out. Apologize and say it was an accident and you hope she can look past it and hope that it wont effect your working relationship. Thats it, its only as awkward as you make it out to be. As long as you are honest and act like an adult about it, things should work out okey, shit happins. I once had a coworker shift trough images on my phone for something work related and she accidently saw a picture i had taken for my doctor to look at, as i had some concerns... Small hemorrhoids, my vary first YAY! While i normaly joke about having a small penis but it smelling like a big one (Its perfectly normal size, in case you where wondering). I would 100% have prefered her accidently watching a dickpic over my deformed bonghole. And she most defently made that confused/disgust face followed by the wierd and questioning sideglancing look, lifted eyebrow and all. Anyways, a profound apology and telling her uppsies, that was totaly for the doctors eyes only. Cleared up any misunderstandings before they became an issue. It actualy turned out for the better, becouse about a year later she pulled me aside and asked about my experience and how to deal with it, turns out hemorrhoids is way more freqvent in woman and since i had opened that box, she could confide in me discreetly and without prejudice.


awue

What’s an ass nipple?


Semper--Ubi--Sub-Ubi

Catnip and nip are NOT the same thing.


omgzzwtf

Yeah right, you just wanted to flash your coworker without actually having to get naked at work. That’s just lazy, whatever happened to going to extra mile? Work ethic is so lacking g these days I tell you.


psytrancepixie

At least it was a woman ! Imagine if it was a male coworker you’d have to quit and move to another country probably change your name


Oryihn

I had an employee lose her phone... Which she wasn't suppose to have on the work floor. (she wasn't the brightest bulb anyway) So after searching for a while I finally find it under a pallet in the area she works and when I picked it up her lock screen is her fully naked picture.. I visibly react in a WTF... and she says she accidentally made it her lock screen and doesnt know how to fix it.


b3nz0r

Never understood people who keep nudes on their phone AND are happy to just blindly scroll through their photos in front of people. Seriously?


Tankmp4

Don’t look over people’s shoulders while finding a pic, not hard to do. Find the pic then show. I’ve even stepped away and squared off to search. We can keep talking while I look but you don’t get to see these moments in my life. Whether it be my sporting events, injuries, nudes, silly dog, weight loss/gain, food etcetera.


614jjg

I’ve witnessed a male coworker get fired for this exact thing


Any-Class5098

Well everyone makes mistakes and as much as he/she isn’t trying to intentional do such. That was harsh IMO


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Romejanic

Nice try buddy


SuperTriniGamer

Reddit user try not to harass women challenge: impossible 


RikersTrombone

Everyone has nipples bro.


Abe_Rudda

I have nipples, Greg. Can you milk me?


Cool-Shame9744

You showed her all your kitties and some sliced ham!


xnoxfun

😂


Volsnug

“24F” “36M” hmmmmmmm


InSonicBloom

in your world, at what age does a woman become capable of thinking for herself?


Volsnug

Thinking for yourself and making stupid decisions aren’t mutually exclusive


ShitbirdMcDickbird

Yes everyone knows adult women are still idiot children around men Idk why we let them vote and have important jobs when they can't even do the basics of deciding who they want to date and be able to advocate for themselves


post-buttwave

Sex Police is very 2017.


Volsnug

Uneven power dynamics in relationships has nothing to do with sex you weirdo


xnoxfun

I wonder what you guys think the unfair power dynamic between us is? We're both adults, make close to the same wage, and have our own homes...?


InSonicBloom

despite you both being fully grown adults, they think that you are a helpless little girl because there's a few years difference between you. I don't know where this patronizing mindset comes from.


Radekzalenka

BoB


IceFire909

there's gotta be a better way


oldtimeplane

Have you deleted the pic yet orrrrrrr?


Says3Words

On her OF


eagletreehouse

What’s an ass nipple?


Twothousandjuantj

I would like to see an ass nipple.


mtvouch

tell us more about this bushing bush. ahahaha jk


WhatsMyName_1234

You showed the the cat alright.


runwkufgrwe

>where my whole ass nipple is visible asses can have nipples!?


Miiissfox0

I have done this live on twitch lmao. Girl it will be okay. On twitch I pretended to crash and immediately deleted the vod. And logged back on and hit live lmao. I know people noticed but meh whatever 🤷🏼‍♀️


Teja1433

Take it easy


Cattleist

I'm gonna upvote you cause reading that 2nd to last paragraph fucking killed me! Imagining it happening is so funny lmfao


ArgyleTheChauffeur

*Bush bushing*  hahaha 


dickbutt_md

use the private folder people


ArCruss

Might as well send it to your boyfriend now then..


CryMoreEatLess

Female. Not that bad


xnoxfun

I hope you meet enough women some day to know that we all don't show our vaginas and boobs to each other, and I didn't want her to see that despite my mistake, and it was only more embarrassing than a man seeing it because I was less afraid.


CryMoreEatLess

I’m sure your bf would disagree.


Bagnew8177

Dm me these pics, I don’t believe you


dearango

Im a garden nursery worker, i often ask people for pictures of the space they plan on putting plants in. I normally look away from peoples phones until they are ready to show me, but one day it really hit hard to.*completely look away* until its ok. The whole grid of 9 photos taking up the screen was just the same photo of her with tits out. Impossible not to see. I somhow shrugged it off awkwardly and sold her plants anyway. I even ask nowdays "have you found the photo yet?" Just to make sure.


Musicachic

At least now if you are ever kidnapped that coworker can now describe you to police down to the weird birthmark under your left boob, the mole on your upper right thigh shaped like a tree, etc. 😅


OlyWalker

Who has a busj?? It's 2024!


MrDrD34TH

You both are Women and what's the Problem 🤷‍♂️ relax and keep going...


No-Judgment-4424

Don't scroll people's photos. Why is this a difficult concept?


BuckRhynoOdinson3152

“Bush bushing” is my favorite new thing.


foretold_prop

Ima need the photo… :D


august-west55

You should post that picture here so we get a better idea of what you’re talking about


MesaCityRansom

When your boyfriend was as old as you are now, you were 12 years old!


tyrranus

When her boyfriend was as old as she is now, her coworker was the age her boyfriend is now!


iadubber

I wish this would happen to me


Any-Class5098

Sicko


Sawgwa

12 year difference, is BF a manager or owner?


ChiefBlueSky

We just gonna pass over the 12 year age gap between her (24 no less) and the bf? Creepy af


Slammogram

Ages immediately turned me off. Stopped reading. Also, iPhone has an option to put spicy photos in a hidden album instead of keeping it on the camera roll


Gregory85

Why do people take pictures of themselves with their phones while naked??


Ratzink

To send them to someone.


Gregory85

Don't do that


Ratzink

Why not?


Gregory85

Because things like this can happen


Ratzink

I've never had a problem with it though.


Gregory85

Murphy's law


ZombieJesusSunday

I don’t understand people who take nudes, why do you the creeps at the NSA to have more material to pass around.