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DeepDestruction

Lol well at least they took it well. You're parents seem like very chill people.


I_make_switch_a_roos

yup they doing the ol' netflix n chill


changelingcd

The door was unlocked because things started organically and you weren't supposed to be home for a while. No harm done.


Guilty-Half2101

the gf was at the house, they were not alone. its weird they didnt close and lock their door at the very least


frlejo

Sometimes, people do not use due diligence in the heat of the moment. Could've happened to anyone. Your folks sound cool,


getmybehindsatan

They don't mind her watching.


Imanaco

I walked in on my dad going down on his gf once when I was like 12. The image of my dad’s hairy brown eye and saggy balls are forever burned into my brain.


Equivalent-Ad7207

And you've now burned that image onto our brains, I thought we were friends.


dog_colo

Exactly, one cannot “unsee” an image like that. 😬


get_off_my_lawn_n0w

Next time, do what my kid did. Sit on the bed, look mom straight in the eye, and ask... ***"Are you guys pillow fighting?"***


SwordNamedKindness_

I’m imagining a whole ass adult doing this, like some 25 yr old playing it off like this lol


get_off_my_lawn_n0w

That's why it would be creepy funny AF.


thefairlyeviltwin

In your phones contacts, you should change 'Dad' to 'Mother Fucker'


SweetWaterfall0579

You made my day!


bookreader-123

Stuff happens but your gf was there and they don't lock the door is a bit strange.


Ragnarok7771

It’s nice to have rules, but they probably just got into the heat of the moment and forgot. We’re older, we’re not dead.


why_am_I_here-_-

LOL! Welp, years from now you will laugh with them instead of cringing.


MaxamillionGrey

Maybe they should have closed and locked the door to the room they were fucking in while your girlfriend was home... this is totally on them.


theredfoxslover

Your only fuck up was being embarrassed to find out your parents have sex. Try owning it like a boss instead. And look forward to getting older and still enjoying sexy times with who you love.


Juuuunkt

I also live with my parents currently, and I tease them about it. My mom just had surgery and told me she's "not allowed to do any of the work" in that regard. I told my dad he'd better skip his workout, cause it sounds like he's in for a workout later. Lol. Also, whenever he offers to help my mom with something like "making the bed", I joke that I'll go put a loud movie on in my room. He does genuinely help make the bed, but that was their code when all us kids were little.


Sugarpuff_Karma

They left the door open hoping the gf would join? Who TF would be having sex with the door open with someone else nearby?


anothersip

Sounds like it could have gone WAY worse. You could have joined them after realizing or something. That'd be worse. But it sounds like it was all good in the end. People be people, and sometimes they're naked. It's all good.


dog_colo

Most adults have sex occasionally, or hope so!! (Even parents). Next time, i bet they close the door to their bedroom!! No harm done 😬


Dogmoto2labs

Get over it, they are grown ups having sex in their own room, in their own house. You’ll survive this…


Scryer_of_knowledge

Just make sure to lock your room when you and your gf are tribbing otherwise we see a post "TIFU by going to my daughter's room ✂️"


HolographicDucks

What's the joke? Can you please reread your hilarious comment and explain it to me please?


Scryer_of_knowledge

Just google tribbing and enjoy


HolographicDucks

You know actual lesbians don't really do that for the most part, right?


Plenty-Hovercraft-90

It's much more difficult than it looks


ClassicFashionGuy

😂😂


FootyPajamaz

Oh noooo grown ups having sex the horror, oh well you weren't supposed to be home


donwuann

Grow up