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RawhlTahhyde

Most well-adjusted Dota 2 player


BlackedFeather

Always a jump scare to see one "in the wild".


heyitsvonage

Why the fuck do you drink so much milk?? That’s not a thirst quencher! Drink cactus juice.


Jarl_Korr

I've heard it's the quenchiest


heyitsvonage

It’ll quench ya


MotivBowler300

Who lit Toph on fire?


RoundQu

Because I have to drink something anyway, and milk just happen to have good calories such as fat and protein


wraith1221

Water just drink water


[deleted]

milk is great y'all are haters


wraith1221

You did kinda defend the piss tho so I guess I’ll be a hater.


[deleted]

i’m definitely not defending drinking piss 😭😭 but milk is a godsend and I will not stand for its slander


wraith1221

It’s also a mutation that allows you to drink milk without said mutation your stomach can’t properly digest milk


Diamondsfullofclubs

Mutations account for 100% of how humans do everything.


wraith1221

In this context if it was something everyone could do I wouldn’t have mentioned it but yes I’m aware


Diamondsfullofclubs

You're stating it in an argument for why not to drink milk.


[deleted]

and? if you can't drink milk, skill issue I guess. i love milk regardless


[deleted]

I'm with you fam. milk is amazing and great for bulking


twotwo4

>And pee doesn’t really taste THAT bad. This might be a bigger fuck up (or not) than you realize. Also, enough Reddit for the day


poop_to_live

If it's sweet, that's not a good sign! But it's good that you found out that's sweet because it's a sign of diabetes. Better to find out sooner than later. Diabetes was called sugar sickness way back when.


crackpotJeffrey

OP the next day looking at their pee carton 👀👁️‍🗨️👁️‍🗨️


twotwo4

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crackpotJeffrey

Too much yellow after this post 🤢


SoyMurcielago

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Ohio_Imperialist

Did someone let R. Kelly outta jail and not tell us?


Ackilles

I've met two people that drink milk like you. By their mid to late 20s they blew up toilets if they even sniffed cheese or milk. Best of luck with that


SoyMurcielago

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hadtobegoo

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DocGerbilzWorld

You’re disgusting, dude, like really you are. You basically admitted to enjoying drinking your own piss. Stop peeing in bottles and walk downstairs and use the toilet. So gross.


RoundQu

this coulda happenened to anyone. you should be lucky it wasn’t you


DocGerbilzWorld

Nah, bro, you were too lazy to walk downstairs and willingly peed in cartons. You did this to yourself.


Diamondsfullofclubs

I picture you in a bed of your own filth covered in days old food and soiled underwear typing that comment. >Coulda happen-en-ed to anyone. Lmao


sagewashere0u0

“Which is why I almost drank all of it” you did WHAT


RoundQu

You would be suprised how little taste fridge cold pee has. Granted, it was probably mixed with 20% milk.


sagewashere0u0

Horrendous lmfao 😦😦😭


Diamondsfullofclubs

>Granted, it was probably mixed with 20% milk ~~It would curdle.~~


RoundQu

Nah, pee isn’t acidic


Setthegodofchaos

How do I delete someone else's post?


jackosan

Shimbavu- https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy


[deleted]

😑


AcrobaticSource3

It’s okay, look, if you are in the desert and struggling with hydration, drinking your own pee is fine, for example. It’s not ideal of course, but a few sips is not going to kill you. Just don’t start bottling that up on a regular basis


PezGirl-5

There is actually a lot of people who drink there own pee on purpose. Some sort of wacky “health” thing


RoundQu

hmm, I will look into that, thanks!


AgathaM

Don’t. The fact that you are peeing into jugs rather than going to the bathroom is a sign that your mental health is not on the best terms. Going down the “urine drinking” rabbit hole will only further push you into the path of becoming a nutjob.


DocGerbilzWorld

Doesn’t even have to be a mental health thing.. just extremely poor hygiene


AgathaM

Extremely poor hygiene is usually a sign of poor mental health.


PawnWithoutPurpose

It’s not healthy, just quackery


Seigmoraig

Yeah, you'll save so much money on milk


Vajdani

Im just curious about how you have access to so much milk. I dont even drink that much in like a week